Fan Fiction ❯ No Title Yet! Help Us Think Of One! ❯ I'm Too Sexy for my shirt... ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter 4: I'm Too sexy for my shirt….

The girls and guys retreated back to their condos to get ready for the evening's events. They were going to a nightclub called "AfterShock" to do a little dancing. The girls were excited and needed all the time they could get to prepare themselves.

"I can't find anything to wear!" Summer cried, while running a hand through her short blonde hair, almost ripping it out.

"Are you sure about that girl? I coulda sworn you packed her whole closet in there?!" Krista yelled from the bathroom.

(Ynh) shook her head in agreement and went over to where summer's suitcases lay torn apart as if a tornado just ripped through her bedroom.

"Damn girl! I wouldn't be able to find anything to wear either! I wouldn't know where to start!" (Ynh) said with a light chuckle and started rummaging through her clothes. "Here!" (Ynh) said throwing a blue sparkly halter top and her dark blue hip hugger jeans at Summer. "Wear this! It will look stunning on you! And the color will definitely go with your eyes! Then I'll do your hair up like you had it for prom." (Ynh) said practically jumping up and down like a kid on Christmas morning. Eyes getting as big as saucers waiting for a reply from Summer.

Summer eyed the outfit like it was the plague. She wasn't really fond of the halter-top that she had gotten from Krista. But she could live with the pants (ynh) had picked out. Sighing, she supposed she could make (Ynh) happy and just wear the damn thing and get it over with. Or all hell would break loose.

"Fine. I'll wear it." Summer said pouting in (Ynh') direction hoping she would change her mind about the top. But of course (ynh) stuck with her decision and went to go find her own outfit for the night. A night out with Elijah was definitely something to prepare for!

(Ynh) decided on her khaki colored muds with the tie strings up the side along with a light blue spaghetti strapped tank top with a cut at the bottom in the front of the shirt. Exposing her belly. She put her hair up in a messy bun and curled her bangs in little tendrils at the side of her face. Putting on a light gold eye shadow and matching glitter and checking herself once more to make sure she looked good, she set out to help her friends do their hair and makeup.

Kelly and Krista decided on wearing similar outfits. Zebra print skirts, boots, and tank tops. Kelly had on a white one tank and Krista a light brown. After doing their makeup and hair (including Summer's) they went outside to wait for their ride.

It was warm out and from the front of the condo you could still hear the crashing of the waves upon the shore. Patiently, the girls awaited their ride.

"I'm glad you guys stayed with us. You know?" Summer said turning to look at Krista and Kelly. I don't know what we would have done with out you guys. "

"I'm glad we stayed too! It's only our second day here and I'm already having a blast! Kelly said as she played with some rocks on the ground from where she was sitting.

Krista nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I'm very happy actually. I think I'm even starting to like one of the little hobbits too!" She said with a smirk on her face and a blush coming up to her cheeks.

"Tell us!" They all screamed in unison. Ready to pounce on her for the answer at any given second.

"Okay, Okay! I like…Billy!" Krista blurted out half-embarrassed and half -happy that she got it off her chest.

"As soon as they showed their happiness for her and danced around saying "Krista loves Billy" a million times over, the car, or rather limo pulled up.

The sunroof opened up and Orli and Elijah popped their heads up, smiling widely at their company for the evening.

"Whatever happened to normal transportation to a club?" (Ynh) asked the guys with a smirk forming on her lips. It was just sort of odd to be driving a limo to an ordinary club.

"Well, we thought it was rather necessary seeing as we are bringing out four lovely ladies this evening. And what other way to travel than in ultimate style?!" Elijah said with that killer smile of his and a wink to the four girls.

"Well now that you put it that way.." Summer said turning back to the other three girls. "Well, shall we?" She added. And the other girls raced to the limo and got in. Billy, being the gentleman that he is, opening the door for them and getting in himself.

"So?" Billy started as he glanced at the girls and then to the bar. "Who's up for a couple drinks?"

The 8 other occupants looked at each other seeing if they were up to a little fun and dug in the bar's contents.

34 minutes and many drinks later-

(Ynh) was having the time of her life and she could tell her friends were feeling the same. She was laughing drunkenly at every little comment made. Funny or not. They were talking mostly about their lives. Friends, careers, love lives, you name it. And everyone seemed to be getting along so well. Summer and Orlando had also made themselves a bit more comfortable by eachother in the further back seats.

Trying to sober up as much as possible to not make a scene at the club, they arrived and got out in the alley. Walking to the club instead of pulling up next to it in a chance to be spotted. No one really seemed to notice them go up to the front of the line and getting in before them, seeing as they were busy talking amongst themselves over other stars that might be there tonight.

(Ynh) stepped into the club and gazed at her surroundings. It was cleaner than her clubs back home, but the air still smelled a bit of smoke and sweat. The beat from the speakers was playing a techno mix and (Ynh) glanced down to the lower area to see everyone from teens to middle aged people sitting around and dancing on the dance floor. "WOW! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS PLACE?! THIS IS NOTHING LIKE OUR CLUBS!" Kelly screamed over the loud music.

"I was just thinking that!" (Ynh) laughed still feeling a slight buzz from her drinking earlier.

"The guys have gone downstairs! I think we should go to! I'm feeling sort of thirsty! Summer said still shouting a bit from the loudness of the room.

"Oh no you don't! No more drinks for you for a while! I think you drank up most of the alcohol in the limo if I'm not mistaken and I will refuse to let you be taken advantage by any guy you might end up meeting here!" (Ynh) stated with a firm look on her face. Hands on her hips, lips pursed and all.

"YES MOM!" Summer said rolling her eyes and retreating to the spiral stairs.

"Hey there you are!" Elijah said running up to (Ynh) and giving her a hug, which she gladly accepted.

"What did I do to deserve such a nice gift?" (Ynh) said giving him a skeptical look. "Ok, what do you want from me?" (Ynh) said with an annoyed, but playful look on her face.

"What do you mean?!" He said with a laugh, and (Ynh) couldn't help but smile at his innocent look.

"Nothing, forget it." Just then Kelly and Summer came over and dragged (Ynh) away from her dream guy and out to the dance floor. Elijah looked confused, and (Ynh) just shrugged her shoulders.

Elijah found his friends at a nearby table and sat down. "Hey guys! What's up?" He said to the guys who looked as if they were in a trance. Orli pointed to the dance floor and Elijah followed his gaze. His jaw almost dropped. The girls were dancing like angels. But most of his attention was focused on (Ynh). Her curvaceous body was swinging in sync with the song. His mouth suddenly went dry and he excused himself from the table to get a drink with Billy, Dom, and Orli right behind him. Sean just shook his head with a laugh.

Around midnight, the girls were absolutely exhausted from their vigorous dancing. They stopped at the bar to get another round of strawberry daiquiris, then went to search for Elijah and others. (Ynh) spotted them in a booth in the back of the club. (Ynh) did her best to swing her hips and look seductive as she made her way towards him.

"Her there! Now what are four incrediblysexy men like you, doing without dates?" She teased, and shot Elijah a wink as she took the seat right next to him. His jaw hung open a little when she `accidentally' rubbed against him, but soon realized it and closed it immediately.

"Well, we havehad ours hearts set on these four gorgeous ladies, but we didn't know if they were interested?" Orli said, as Summer slipped into the booth next to him.

"Hmm…anyone we might know?" She knew perfectly well that he meant them, but she wanted to make him confess to it.

"Yeah, you might have met them once or twice?!" He smiled in a way that almost made her drool!

"Well, I don't know who she is, but she sure is lucky." She blushed a little at the shocked expression on Orli's face.

"Really?…I mean *ahem* what women wouldn'twant me?!" Orli stuck his nose in the air. Summer giggled at him, he wasn't very good at being stuck up. On the other hand, was that such a bad thing?! They continued their conversation. Meanwhile, (ynh) and Elijah were engaged in their own `romance'.

"Your…umm…you're a really good…erm…dancer!" Elijah finally stammered out. It was stupid, but he was nervous, and could come up with nothing else.

"Umm…well, thanks." (ynh) stared at her feet, trying not to let him see her blush.

"So…" Elijah started, but couldn't finish. (ynh) had nudged him in the side.

"Look!" She whispered, pointing at Orli and Summer. Orli had finally made his move, and kissed her. They were now completely absorbed in a deep and loving kiss. "They are so good together! Don't ya think?" (ynh) asked Elijah.

"Yeah, it's about time that Orli found someone. He has been lonely for quite a while now. I just wish that Icould find the right girl!" He stopped when he realized that (ynh) was looking into his eyes so passionately. He couldn't help but sit there and return the glaze.

There was something in her eyes that made (ynh) different from any other girl he had ever met. `If I die right now, I'd die a happy man!' Lijah thought to himself. They were totally absorbed into the moment. As they looked deeper into each other's eyes, the room seemed to be melting away, leaving the two of them behind. There was a burning passion in her eyes, unlike anything he had ever felt before. For the first time in his life, he was at a loss for words. `I wonder what she's thinking right now? I wonder if she feels this way too?' He asked himself. `I mean, does she even likeme? Or… am I just being stupid for thinking that she does?' He contemplated it for a moment. `What if she doesn't like me like that? I would feel like such a fool!'

Across from him, (ynh) was feeling the very same thing.

`His eyes are so warm and comforting. It's as if he can see into my thoughts…into my soul, like he knows what I'm feeling.' She was deep in thought, as she sank even deeper into his gaze. `I feel so safe when he looks at me like this, like we click, like it was just meant to be.' (ynh) decided to make the first move, and slid a little closer to him. She tried to make it as un-obvious as she could. `I wish he would just kiss me…or something! Just give a hint to what it is he's feeling!'

`Should I kiss her? Would she pull away form me? GOD!…What am I supposed to do?!' Lijah was torn over his feelings. On the one hand, he could kiss her because he really liked her, but on the other hand, she might not want to kiss him. He inched closer to her. They were now very close to one another. He could feel her soft breath on his neck. Both of their adrenaline started to pump, and their heart rates quickened. He decided that he would do it. He would kiss her! If it wasn't the right thing to do, then at least he would know how she felt.

`Ok, this is it. He's gonna kiss you!' (ynh) tried to calm her nerves. She had been dreaming of this day for most of her adult life! `Just breath. Everything will be all right…What am I saying?! This is Elijah Woodwe're talking about here! Of COURSEit's alright!' She lectured herself, but stopped when he began to lean in towards her. She leaned in as well. She closed her eyes, and waited for his soft lips to meet hers. It felt like an eternity had passed by then. And then it happened. Their lips touched. It was so soft and warm, it was safe, and it was everything she had ever wanted. It was love.

Before she could return the kiss, their `moment' was interrupted in the most absurd way. A song. The DJ had suddenly changed the slow paced music, to something that was a little more upbeat.

Is it in his eyes?…(Oh no you'll be deceived!)…

Is it in his sighs?…(Oh no he'll make believe!)…

If you wanna know if he loves you so

It's in his kiss..

That's where it is..Oh yeah!

Ii

If

The two just sat there for a few seconds, soaking in the lyrics. When it had finally clicked. They couldn't help but laugh, it just fit the moment so perfectly! (ynh) laid her head on the table to keep from falling over. Elijah on the other hand, almost fell out of the booth!

"What is sofunny you two?!" Summer and Orli asked in unison. They had obviously missed the moment that (ynh) and Lijah had just shared.

"You….Wouldn't…Understand!" (ynh) choked out as she held her sides in pain from all the laughter. Orlando and Summer didn't know why, but they too began to laugh. It was as if it was contagious! It could have been the awkward situation or just simply that they were all considerably drunk, but it was funny. Soon the whole table was laughing!

After the laughing had subsided, Dom leaned over and whispered something into Elijah's ear. (ynh) wasn't sure what it was that they were up to, but it couldn't be good if Dom was involved! Elijah then leaned to Orlando, who preceded to tell Billy. When Billy told Sean, however, he didn't look interested. "No thanks my man, I promised my wife that I'd be home early tonight. So, I'm gonna head out."

"Ahh…do ya have to mate?" Dom whined. "I mean, we're just getting started?!"

"Yeah, come on, stay?!" Billy chimed in.

"Nah guys, I really do need to be getting home. I'll call tomorrow and see what you lot are up to, ok?" Sean replied, giving a little laugh at the disappointed look on their faces.

"Oh, alright, if you're going to be a bloody arse, then I guess we'll see ya tomorrow?!" Dom added in his thick accent.

"I'll be seeing ya. Bye!" Sean called as he left the table, and disappeared through the door.

"Nice meeting you!" The girls called in unison. He smiled and waved.

Just then, Elijah rose up from his seat. "If you lovely ladies would excuse us for a moment, the fellas and I need to get another round of drinks?!" He said to the other three.

"Oh…right! Coming!" Orli yelled, and jumped up from his seat to join Lijah. Billy and Dom followed.

"I'll be right back." Elijah said sweetly as he shot (ynh) a wink before he walked away. The four of them disappeared into the crowd of people that still lingered on the dance floor.

"I wonder what they're up to?" (ynh) asked Katie, who was seated nearest to her.

"I don't know, but aren't they just the best?!" Katie beamed.

"Yeah, they are…." (ynh) answered as if in deep thought. Katie realized this, and left her to think, while she engaged in a conversation with Summer and Kelly.

(ynh) snapped out of her daydream, when, out of nowhere, the DJ cut off the music for an announcement.

"If I could your attention for just a moment?!" He said. "I have for you tonight, a veryspecial treat indeed!" The crowd roared. "We have a few handsome young men here, who are going to be doing a little karaoke for us!" The crowd clapped and cheered even louder. "So, with no further delay, here…they….ARE!!!"

His last words trailed off as the music started to play. (ynh) glanced up at the stage. She was not prepared for what she saw next!

"It couldn't be!…They…they…wouldn't! Would they?" She thought. She nudged Summer in the side, but she paid her no attention, she was too rapped up in her conversation. (ynh) nudged her again, this time a lot harder.

"OUCH!…what was that for?!" Summer whimpered, as she caressed her aching side. (ynh) had now gone speechless, all she could do was to point at the stage.

"What?!" Summer asked in a confused manner. (ynh) didn't move or speak, she just kept pointing. Summer let her eyes follow (ynh's) finger, to where she was looking. Then she saw.

"Oh…my…God!" Summer yelled, which drew Katie and Kelly's attention as well.

"Oh my god, wha…..? They didn't need her to answer, they too could see.

"They're gonna sing aren't they?!" Kelly screamed in a `I can't believe it, how embarrassing' kind of way.

"I knewthey were up to something!" (ynh) shouted, suddenly coming out of her shock.

The four of them walked out onto the center of the stage, and waited for the cue. It came alright, and it was the funniest DAMN thingthat any of them had ever seen! After a moment, the girls realized that the guys were singing `I'm too sexy'!

"Well, you have to admit, it's a nice choice of a song?! I mean, they aresexy!" Summer giggled.

"Yeah, I suppose we should give them credit. It does take a lot of nerve!" (ynh) agreed. They paused for a moment to watch them, they weren't half-bad, considering how drunk they were!

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt…So sexy it hurts!

And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan…New York and Japan!

……….

And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party…No way I'm

disco dancing!

Oh I'm a model, ya know what I mean…and I do my little turn on the cat

walk, ya on the cat walk!

On the Catwalk ya! I do my little turn on the catwalk.

And I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car…Too sexy by far!

And I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat….Yeah what cha

think about that?!

………..

It was the most adorable thing (ynh) had ever seen! The way that Lijah danced around the stage, and threw his hat to one of his fans. When he took his shirt off, however, (ynh) almost fainted! The curves of his stomach, the six pack, the perfect tan….it was too much to be true! She knew right then and there, that she needed to be with him…forever. She wanted to be his. She wanted to wake up every morning to his gorgeous face. She was in love!

The guys walked back to the table, stumbling and laughing

all the way there.

Did you see the cat fight that broke out between those three girls for my hat?!" Lijah laughed as he took a seat next to (Ynh) once again.

"That was foking' nuts!" Billy exclaimed as he too sat down next to Orli and Dom.

The girls laughed along with them. "Your performance was awesome, very sexy!" (Ynh) said to the guys and they all bowed at the same time and Orli pretended to fake cry.

"I know! It was beautiful wasn't it?!" And he put his hands over his face." The table burst out laughing again.

"So when are you guys going to go and sing?" Dom asked taking another sip of his drink.

"NEVER!" Kelly exclaimed. "I have a horrible voice!" But (Ynh) on the other hand isn't that bad." Kelly said with a wink and a nudge to her friend.

"ME?! God no! I have stage fright!" (Ynh) said looking horrified.

"You do not! What about that wedding, or mine and Kel's parties or.."

"OKAY! I get the picture!" (Ynh) said laughing. "I just don't want to." The rest of the gang shrugged and they went silent looking for another topic to talk about.

"Is anyone getting tired?" Krista said resting her hands in her palms and closing her eyes.

"I sort of am.." Kelly replied. "Anyone else ready to call it a night?"

"I could care less either way." (Ynh) said looking to see whom else was going to say what they felt like doing. And since no one else seemed like they were going to express their opinion she just made up their minds for them.

"Let's go home then." (Ynh) said giving Lij a little shove out of the booth and onto the floor with a "thump." (Ynh) laughed out loud as did everyone else and she bent over the seat to look at him. He had an angry look on his face as he rubbed his sore behind.

"You're evil!" He said looking up at her and got up dusting himself off.

(Ynh) let out another giggle and walked with the rest of the gang out of the club doors. They got into the limo and (Ynh) leaned her head on Lijah's shoulder, already feeling the hangover coming on and she shut her eyes in attempt to ease the pain. She must have fell asleep because when she opened her eyes Elijah was carrying her into her condo.

"Mmm…hey…where are you taking me…?" (Ynh) asked groggily and still half-asleep as her head rolled from side to side, as she was too weak to lift it up.

"I'm bringing you to your room. It's time to go to bed." He looks at her with an amused face.

"Mmm..sleepy..sleepy..sleepy.." (Ynh) muttered with her eyes still closed as a small smile crept up on her face.

Elijah laughed and she couldn't help but chuckle. "Where's your room?" He asks softly and she could feel his hot breath on her neck. The question wasn't made to be sexual, but (Ynh) couldn't help the shiver that went through her as he said it.

(Ynh) opened her eyes to get a better look at her surroundings and pointed to the loft.

"Okay. Um…you can dress yourself right?" He asks and (Ynh) knew he was blushing even with her eyes closed.

"No!" She said in the most serious tone she could manage and he stops dead in his tracks. "I'm kidding!" (Ynh) said and he let out a sigh of relief and started walking again. She sighed when they reached the loft. His green sweatshirt he had on was so soft and he was so warm that she didn't want to leave his embrace.

"Here you go." He whispered and put her down. She used his arm as balance and walked over to her pull out couch.

"Here, let me." He said and (Ynh) nodded and went to get some pajamas out of her bag and headed into the bathroom. She felt really dizzy and her head started spinning fast as she turned on the bright lights. She couldn't stop the bile that rose up in her throat and she hurried to the toilet throwing up the liquid of the endless drinks she had that night. With her head still bent over the toilet, she reached up with her left hand to flush the contents down. Sighing, she went to go brush her teeth. Putting on her boxers and a white tank top she walked back up to the loft and laid her clothes on the floor. Lijah was on the bed and he patted a spot for her to sit.

"You okay?" He said in a worried tone. (Ynh) sat down and nodded.

"I'm fine. I just had a little to much to drink." She replied as she reached over to a nightstand by the bed and took a couple aspirin out of the clear container.

Lijah laughed. "I think we all did!" (Ynh) chuckled with him.

"Shut up!" Kelly yelled from the next room over obviously hearing their outburst. They fell silent. (Ynh) looked over to Lijah who was about half-asleep, and (Ynh) got wide eyed.

"I think It's about time you go home Mr. Wood. You're ready to fall asleep!"

"MmmmHmmm.." He replied closing his eyes and adjusting himself in the bed.

"NOO!" She yelled in a harsh whisper. "That's it!" And she started to tickle him. He tried to keep a straight face for as long as possible but his face started to form into a smile. He was biting his lip to keep from laughing and (Ynh) just tickled him harder. He didn't give in. `Grr….I KNOW!' (Ynh) bit him hard on the side.

His eyes darted open. "You bit me!" He yelled and glared at her through the dim room.

"SHUT UP!" The other three occupants of the condo shouted in unison.

"You bit me!" He said quieter but in the same tone of voice.

(Ynh) laughed and hid under the covers as if they would protect her from Elijah. She expected an attack, but none came. She was about to take off the covers but Lij jumped on her first and tickled her to no end. (Ynh) pleaded with him silently to stop but he would have none of it. Revenge was sweet! He got under the covers with her to make it more affective.

"Do you hear that?" Kelly asked Krista as she sat upright in bed and leaned over to look at her friend on the bottom bunk.

"Hear what?" She mumbled into her pillow. All she wanted was sleep damn it!

"That rustling noise…" She stated and jumped off the bunk to investigate.

"Wait! I'm coming with you!" Krista said and followed her friend. Kelly cracked the door silently and peeked her head out. There was some more noise and they both abruptly turned their heads in the direction it was coming from. (Ynh's) loft! They walked out and climbed the fist stair where they could get a perfect view. Their jaws dropped. There was something rustling alright. (Ynh's) bed to be exact and (Ynh) was notthe only person in there.