Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Foreshadow City ( Chapter 14 )
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By: Damona 
wow... I wonder what could happen in this chapter... >.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.29.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 154 | Status: Work In Progress
wow... I wonder what could happen in this chapter... >.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.29.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 154 | Status: Work In Progress
Damona: Brownie!
Nargul: Cupcake!
Damona: Brownie!
Nargul: Cupcake!
Nen: -to readers- They're fighting over what you kill a dragon with...
Damona: BROWNIE!
Nargul: CUPCAKE!
Damona: BROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEE!!!!!!
Nargul: CUUUUPPPCCCAAAKKKKKEEEE!!!!!
Nen: YOU IDIOTS!! DRAGONS ARE FUCKING LACTOSE INTOLERANT! -Damona and Nargul look at her, then back at each other-
Damona: Brownie!
Nargul: Cupcake!
Nen: -hits forehead- Do you imbeciles even know what lactose intolerant is?
Nargul and Damona: No.
Nen: GAGH! YOUR HOPELESS! THE BOTH OF YOU! LACTOSE INTOLERANT MEANS YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO MILK! -Damona and Nargul look at each other again-
Damona: Brownie!
Nargul: Cupcake!
Nen: And both have milk in them...?
Damona: BRRROOOOWWWWNNNIIIIEEEE!!!!!!
Nargul: CUUUUUUUPPPPPPCCCAAAKKKEEE!!!
Nen: -sighs- Here's the damn chapter....
Chapter Fourteen: Foreshadow City (hinthint)
Josh, Nar, Nen, Damona, Sokka, Link, Cody, Katara, and Aang all stood stupefied. (Nen : no, not like Harry potter thing)
"It , it was -" Josh broke the silence with.
"Michael," Nar finished for him.
"Ok sorry Link, but time for some serious alcohol," Nen said, eyeing a nearby bottle of Jack Daniels licking her lips.
"I-I-I don’t mind," Link, and he grabbed the bottle of Jack Daniels and downed it. Nen raised her eyebrows a considerable amount before kissing him .
"Well, that was eventful," Sokka said, looking strange as if he knew what Damona had in store for him, and then as if reading his mind, she said:
"Not going to happen, babe" (Nar: thing-a-ma-bob!)
"YES!" Sokka said, making a happy hand thingy.
"What about me?" Cody asked in a pathetic tone, causing Damona to giggle and conjure a fire ball in her right hand.
"There are few cliffs around here... right, Nar?"
"I am absolutely positive there are 2,000, but the biggest one has to be the border to Jelly World " stated the Queen of Tallanther, who should know all about Tallanther but still seemed to miss the fact that there were 150 hotels yet they were living in a effing tent . Anywayz ...
"Hmm... didn't the prophecy of the legendary Sporky of the Legendary Legend of the Legend of Sporky say something about Jelly World?" Nen asked, her forehead creasing in deep thought.
"I don't know... but are any of us really non-lazy... did that even make sense?... enough to get of our ass and walk the three blocks north to get there and find out?" Damona asked the general public from her spot on the floor where she was laying on her stomach, as always. Everyone was feeling too lazy to even honor this with a response.
"It... was... Michael...," Aang finally managed to choke out, one of his eyes stuck in a kind of half-twitch movement for the next five minutes. Katara just sat there, wide-eyed with the rest of them.
0o0o
"Wait up!" Cody called after Damona, jogging to keep up with her and somehow managing to slip on the ice ten times in three steps. Just imagine Damona as a guy... and you'll have Cody, but with better fashion sense.
"Give me a reason!" Damona smirked over her shoulder. Cody whipped a daisy out of his pocket, finally managing to catch up with her.
"Is this good enough...?" he asked, smiling down at her innocently. She laughed, edging him on further.
"Where the hell did you find a fucking daisy in the North Pole?" Damona finally got out between gusts of laughter. It had started as a light giggling, then turned into keel-over-gut-busting-rolling-on-the-floor-kind-of laughter. But now that it had subsided she asked this.
"In this little cave... it was the oddest thing, really... it looked as if snow had never seen the place, and there was this little miniature rainbow colored spork on a pedestal with a heavenly light shining out of nowhere on it..." Cody looked as if the monkeys in his head were about to do the Overload Abort Mission symbol dance when he shrugged and his face went blank again. Damona was about on the brink of a great discovery... when she noticed a copper piece rolling by.
"MONEY!" She screeched, instantly chasing after it for the next five miles and forgetting all about the cave.
0o0o
"Soo Damona, we need to talk about your little fiasco with the coin (Nar: how do you spell coin?)" Sokka said to Damona (Nen : of course he said it to Damona he said her name duhhhh- Nar: Nen if you don’t shut the hell up and let me type- Damona : guys lets get back to our terribly thrilling action pack laugh your ass off story )who was cuddling the coin . Cody, who was standing behind her singing some weird song, finally got on Damona’s last (Nar : and I am serious last ) nerve ...
"BUGGER OFF WILL YA ! CANT YA SEE I LOVE THIS COIN ... AND I GUESS SOKKA TOO ..."
"mibwible " Cody muttered and went sulking off to the cave where all of Damona’s gentlemen callers went (Nar : some weren’t really gentlemen and some didn’t even make it there because they were so annoying (see all documented deaths to men in Tallanther by spork ) but anywayz)
"Hey Damona where did ya find that coin, I think I can read the script if I am right, which, impeccably, I am, that’s not worth a cent anywhere. But in the legend, 20 years ago a team of spork tribe leaders (they weren’t actually sporks, just had big spiky plastic hair lol) hid the legendary Sporky of the Legendary Legend of the Legend of Sporky and the great Sporky" Link paused to draw a big breath" in a cave that was never touched by weathering and they buried one billion of those It was to be the next currency, you see, but unfortunately the cave was buried by snow, and never seen again. However, again, if I am right, the snow should have melted away by now considering it is in the side of a cliff " link finished knowingly, leaving no room for grammar because Nargul typed it. Everyone stood there in open-mouthed horror, eyes twitching.
"So... many.... legends...," Josh said, keeling over and clutching his heart, his limbs curling up to his body in the same manner a dead beetles' would. "Nar hunny.... soooo dark....." Nargul kneeled down by him, trying to shake him awake with a worried expression on her lovely face. Damona and Nen came up with sticks and started prodding him until Nargul finally swatted them away using the Water Whip.
Nargul ran up to Link with a frantic expression, shaking him by the shoulders as she shrieked," You killed my boyfriend!" Normally Nen would have stood up for him, but now her and Damona were letting Link be the distraction so they could continue prodding Josh. Josh moaned and then rolled over; Nen kicked snow in his face.
"Whoa what where bear?" Josh yelled, sitting up fast and whipping his head around in all directions.
"JOSHY-POO!" Nargul screamed, running over and embracing him. (Damona: FOOTFALLS! DISCARD THE WEAPON!)
(Nen: Who's ready for a cliffy!!! -gets 'if looks could kill' looks from readers and whimpers-...or not...)
0o0o
"Hello can I ask your name before you join this cave?" asked a girl who looked incredibly like Damona, only younger.
"Cody Ydoc... and um, can I ask who you are?" He raised an eyebrow as one of the guys came up looking like he had just escaped an insane asylum, with the white clothes and light blue robes. It took Cody a second to see that every one was dressed just like him. The guy came up and started necking with the lady.
"I am a hologram Damona made when we were younger, and this is my hologram boyfriend, Fred " she handed him a set of the strange clothes "you'll be staying in room 35b your number is 666 (Nar : lol my fav. number ) you will stay here for 14 years, any escape attempts hold on sir , BUGGER OFF FRED I DONT NEED YOU NECKING WITH ME ALL THE TIME ,ok, will result in third degree burn and believe me we will catch you if you manage to get past the lasers, sharks, three headed dog and man-genital-eating sporks. So I don’t suggest it. You will be attending re-education camp for dating. Please enjoy your stay, ok Fred brand him!" a big D was tattooed on Cody’s ass cheek " you are now property of Aidian Damona Fairchild, and again, please enjoy your stay here!" the younger Damona went back to necking with her boyfriend, Fred, and Cody could have sworn he heard someone say "Oh! Who's your Damona!" before he walked through the stainless steel doors that were opened by big henchmen who had man-genital-eating sporks on leashes which seemed a bit strained.
0o0o
Damona: W0oT! Wo0T!
Nen: Our web site, you can find it on Damona's profile in a few hours, is now officially opened to the public.
Nargul: -smiles innocently and bats eyelashes sweetly- just so you know...
Nen: because we're obviously not bribing you to go there by telling you it has random bits of info about us marauders, important news about O.P.B, and is still under construction-
Damona: how the hell does that help with anything? pfft. whatever.
Nargul: anywhos.... -tear- it's almost the end of an era....
Nen: fare the well loyal fans!
Nargul: ... -.-'
Shadow and Melith: REVIEW DAMNIT!
Nargul: Cupcake!
Damona: Brownie!
Nargul: Cupcake!
Nen: -to readers- They're fighting over what you kill a dragon with...
Damona: BROWNIE!
Nargul: CUPCAKE!
Damona: BROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEE!!!!!!
Nargul: CUUUUPPPCCCAAAKKKKKEEEE!!!!!
Nen: YOU IDIOTS!! DRAGONS ARE FUCKING LACTOSE INTOLERANT! -Damona and Nargul look at her, then back at each other-
Damona: Brownie!
Nargul: Cupcake!
Nen: -hits forehead- Do you imbeciles even know what lactose intolerant is?
Nargul and Damona: No.
Nen: GAGH! YOUR HOPELESS! THE BOTH OF YOU! LACTOSE INTOLERANT MEANS YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO MILK! -Damona and Nargul look at each other again-
Damona: Brownie!
Nargul: Cupcake!
Nen: And both have milk in them...?
Damona: BRRROOOOWWWWNNNIIIIEEEE!!!!!!
Nargul: CUUUUUUUPPPPPPCCCAAAKKKEEE!!!
Nen: -sighs- Here's the damn chapter....
Chapter Fourteen: Foreshadow City (hinthint)
Josh, Nar, Nen, Damona, Sokka, Link, Cody, Katara, and Aang all stood stupefied. (Nen : no, not like Harry potter thing)
"It , it was -" Josh broke the silence with.
"Michael," Nar finished for him.
"Ok sorry Link, but time for some serious alcohol," Nen said, eyeing a nearby bottle of Jack Daniels licking her lips.
"I-I-I don’t mind," Link, and he grabbed the bottle of Jack Daniels and downed it. Nen raised her eyebrows a considerable amount before kissing him .
"Well, that was eventful," Sokka said, looking strange as if he knew what Damona had in store for him, and then as if reading his mind, she said:
"Not going to happen, babe" (Nar: thing-a-ma-bob!)
"YES!" Sokka said, making a happy hand thingy.
"What about me?" Cody asked in a pathetic tone, causing Damona to giggle and conjure a fire ball in her right hand.
"There are few cliffs around here... right, Nar?"
"I am absolutely positive there are 2,000, but the biggest one has to be the border to Jelly World " stated the Queen of Tallanther, who should know all about Tallanther but still seemed to miss the fact that there were 150 hotels yet they were living in a effing tent . Anywayz ...
"Hmm... didn't the prophecy of the legendary Sporky of the Legendary Legend of the Legend of Sporky say something about Jelly World?" Nen asked, her forehead creasing in deep thought.
"I don't know... but are any of us really non-lazy... did that even make sense?... enough to get of our ass and walk the three blocks north to get there and find out?" Damona asked the general public from her spot on the floor where she was laying on her stomach, as always. Everyone was feeling too lazy to even honor this with a response.
"It... was... Michael...," Aang finally managed to choke out, one of his eyes stuck in a kind of half-twitch movement for the next five minutes. Katara just sat there, wide-eyed with the rest of them.
0o0o
"Wait up!" Cody called after Damona, jogging to keep up with her and somehow managing to slip on the ice ten times in three steps. Just imagine Damona as a guy... and you'll have Cody, but with better fashion sense.
"Give me a reason!" Damona smirked over her shoulder. Cody whipped a daisy out of his pocket, finally managing to catch up with her.
"Is this good enough...?" he asked, smiling down at her innocently. She laughed, edging him on further.
"Where the hell did you find a fucking daisy in the North Pole?" Damona finally got out between gusts of laughter. It had started as a light giggling, then turned into keel-over-gut-busting-rolling-on-the-floor-kind-of laughter. But now that it had subsided she asked this.
"In this little cave... it was the oddest thing, really... it looked as if snow had never seen the place, and there was this little miniature rainbow colored spork on a pedestal with a heavenly light shining out of nowhere on it..." Cody looked as if the monkeys in his head were about to do the Overload Abort Mission symbol dance when he shrugged and his face went blank again. Damona was about on the brink of a great discovery... when she noticed a copper piece rolling by.
"MONEY!" She screeched, instantly chasing after it for the next five miles and forgetting all about the cave.
0o0o
"Soo Damona, we need to talk about your little fiasco with the coin (Nar: how do you spell coin?)" Sokka said to Damona (Nen : of course he said it to Damona he said her name duhhhh- Nar: Nen if you don’t shut the hell up and let me type- Damona : guys lets get back to our terribly thrilling action pack laugh your ass off story )who was cuddling the coin . Cody, who was standing behind her singing some weird song, finally got on Damona’s last (Nar : and I am serious last ) nerve ...
"BUGGER OFF WILL YA ! CANT YA SEE I LOVE THIS COIN ... AND I GUESS SOKKA TOO ..."
"mibwible " Cody muttered and went sulking off to the cave where all of Damona’s gentlemen callers went (Nar : some weren’t really gentlemen and some didn’t even make it there because they were so annoying (see all documented deaths to men in Tallanther by spork ) but anywayz)
"Hey Damona where did ya find that coin, I think I can read the script if I am right, which, impeccably, I am, that’s not worth a cent anywhere. But in the legend, 20 years ago a team of spork tribe leaders (they weren’t actually sporks, just had big spiky plastic hair lol) hid the legendary Sporky of the Legendary Legend of the Legend of Sporky and the great Sporky" Link paused to draw a big breath" in a cave that was never touched by weathering and they buried one billion of those It was to be the next currency, you see, but unfortunately the cave was buried by snow, and never seen again. However, again, if I am right, the snow should have melted away by now considering it is in the side of a cliff " link finished knowingly, leaving no room for grammar because Nargul typed it. Everyone stood there in open-mouthed horror, eyes twitching.
"So... many.... legends...," Josh said, keeling over and clutching his heart, his limbs curling up to his body in the same manner a dead beetles' would. "Nar hunny.... soooo dark....." Nargul kneeled down by him, trying to shake him awake with a worried expression on her lovely face. Damona and Nen came up with sticks and started prodding him until Nargul finally swatted them away using the Water Whip.
Nargul ran up to Link with a frantic expression, shaking him by the shoulders as she shrieked," You killed my boyfriend!" Normally Nen would have stood up for him, but now her and Damona were letting Link be the distraction so they could continue prodding Josh. Josh moaned and then rolled over; Nen kicked snow in his face.
"Whoa what where bear?" Josh yelled, sitting up fast and whipping his head around in all directions.
"JOSHY-POO!" Nargul screamed, running over and embracing him. (Damona: FOOTFALLS! DISCARD THE WEAPON!)
(Nen: Who's ready for a cliffy!!! -gets 'if looks could kill' looks from readers and whimpers-...or not...)
0o0o
"Hello can I ask your name before you join this cave?" asked a girl who looked incredibly like Damona, only younger.
"Cody Ydoc... and um, can I ask who you are?" He raised an eyebrow as one of the guys came up looking like he had just escaped an insane asylum, with the white clothes and light blue robes. It took Cody a second to see that every one was dressed just like him. The guy came up and started necking with the lady.
"I am a hologram Damona made when we were younger, and this is my hologram boyfriend, Fred " she handed him a set of the strange clothes "you'll be staying in room 35b your number is 666 (Nar : lol my fav. number ) you will stay here for 14 years, any escape attempts hold on sir , BUGGER OFF FRED I DONT NEED YOU NECKING WITH ME ALL THE TIME ,ok, will result in third degree burn and believe me we will catch you if you manage to get past the lasers, sharks, three headed dog and man-genital-eating sporks. So I don’t suggest it. You will be attending re-education camp for dating. Please enjoy your stay, ok Fred brand him!" a big D was tattooed on Cody’s ass cheek " you are now property of Aidian Damona Fairchild, and again, please enjoy your stay here!" the younger Damona went back to necking with her boyfriend, Fred, and Cody could have sworn he heard someone say "Oh! Who's your Damona!" before he walked through the stainless steel doors that were opened by big henchmen who had man-genital-eating sporks on leashes which seemed a bit strained.
0o0o
Damona: W0oT! Wo0T!
Nen: Our web site, you can find it on Damona's profile in a few hours, is now officially opened to the public.
Nargul: -smiles innocently and bats eyelashes sweetly- just so you know...
Nen: because we're obviously not bribing you to go there by telling you it has random bits of info about us marauders, important news about O.P.B, and is still under construction-
Damona: how the hell does that help with anything? pfft. whatever.
Nargul: anywhos.... -tear- it's almost the end of an era....
Nen: fare the well loyal fans!
Nargul: ... -.-'
Shadow and Melith: REVIEW DAMNIT!