Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ To Koga's Den! ( Chapter 16 )

That was hilarious! "Ayumu and Miroku sitting in a shrine…k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes Miroku's famous question, then Ayumu's answer, then comes Sesshy pushing a baby carriage. Cause he's the granny." Nice one, Ayumu! I love my song!

Silver Frost: May your wish be granted.

Kuzume: Ditto to you, girl!

Quote:

"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm." - Merry in Lord of the Rings

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Sango: (beating the tar out of Charles)

Mizu and Shippo: (waiting for their turns)

Charles: X.x

Everyone else: o.O

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I think I'll end it here…kukuku… (gets rotten vegetables and fruits thrown at her) Fine, I won't! Geez, don't get your knickers in a bunch!

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Sess: Where's that `Steve' girl?

Girls: (look around) (shrug)

Yuki: (light bulb blinks on) Follow me! (takes off running)

Everyone else: (shrug) (follow Yuki)

Laters…next to Koga's den…

Yuki: (stops abruptly)

Everyone: (run into her) (start in a pile up)

Miroku: (lands on top of Ayumu and Sango)

Inu: (lands on top of Mizu and Kagome)

Sess: (lands on top of Yuki) (hand miraculously lands in a Miroku-type groping position)

Ayumu and Mizu: (blushing furiously)

Kagome and Sango: (beating the guys that landed on top of them)

Hikari and GIR: (standing off to the side) (watching the whole thing in mild interest)

Sess: (stands up)

Yuki: (glomps onto him)

Sess: (falls over again)

Yuki: (snuggling her face into his big, fluzzy tail)

Sess: (sighs) There's no stopping her, is there?

Hikari: (shakes head) Nope, not until she has something to distract her. This could be sooner than you think.

Everyone except Yuki: What do you mean?

Yuki: (starting to kiss Sess)

???: (screams in the distance)

Steve: (squeals in the distance)

Yuki: (raises her head) (looks toward the den) (jumps up)

Sess: (starts sputtering and gasping for air)

Everyone: (jumps up) (runs toward Koga's den)

Steve: Do not fear! For your lover's here!

Koga: (trying to cower in the far corner of the cave) Get away, you-you-

Sess: (rolls eyes) …hell cat?

Koga: (nods head) Yeah, you hell cat!

Steve: (eyes start to burn furiously) (starts beating Koga mercilessly)

Koga's buddies: (laughing hysterically) Koga's gettin' beat up by a girl! (continue laughing)

Steve: (runs over and beats up the entire tribe) (runs back to Koga) (continues beating him)

Yuki: (taps Steve on the shoulder) May I?

Steve: Sure! ^__^

Yuki: (kicks Koga in the ----)

Guys: (cover themselves) (A/N: *wink* I think you know where…) Eek…

Sess: Has anyone noticed how she likes doing that?

Guys: (nod)

Yuki: (appears in front of Sess) You wanna piece of me?!

Sess: (cowers a little more) (shakes head vigorously)

Inu: (turns into a full demon for no apparent reason whatsoever…)

Girls and GIR: (run over and look at him) Cool! Do it again!

Koga: (takes advantage and sneaks away)

Inu: (shrugs) I don't know how! (sounds a little funny because of the giant fangs sticking out of his mouth)

Sess: (murmurs) Inferior half-breed…

Girls: (look at Sess)

Ayumu: I think someone's jealous…!

Mizu and Yuki: Who?!

Hikari: (sighs)

Inu: (nods head) Yeah, Fluffy! I think you're jealous!

Yuki: (hits Inu on the head) Shut up!

Sess: Yes, please do!

Yuki: (hits him on the head) Shut up!

Sess and Inu: (starts growling at each other)

Kuzume: (runs into the cave) No, Sesshoumaru, don't fight!

Sess and Inu: (start fighting)

Kuzume: Ack! (gets caught in the middle of the fight)

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Okay! I'm done now! On to writing chapter 2 of Fallen Angel! Oh, yeah, and this was Yuki! (glomps onto Sess again) Bye! (drags Sess away)

Happy Haunting,

Chisai Oni