Fan Fiction ❯ The Tower of Randomness ❯ The Randomness, oh god, the randomness! ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Nova-san 
The spoofing starts now. And Ky don't like it one bit. -.-'
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.03.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 524 | Visits: 179 | Status: Work In Progress
The spoofing starts now. And Ky don't like it one bit. -.-'
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.03.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 524 | Visits: 179 | Status: Work In Progress
CHAPTER TWO: THE RANDOMNESS!
OH GOD, THE RANDOMNESS!!!
Our hero, Ky Kiske has just started his journey through the unholy tower of randomness. He makes his way up the stairs to a door. It reads: SECOND FLOOR.
Ky: Humph! As if I didn’t know that!
Ky opens the door.
Ky: Hellooooo! Dry Cleaning!… Guess no one’s here.
Ky looks around. In the corner of the room, he sees Dizzy hooked up to a huge computer.
Ky: Dizzy? Dizzy, is that you?
Dizzy: Ky….
Ky: Yes, it’s me. What are you doing hooked up to that computer?
Dizzy: I will be omnipresent in the wired.
Ky: Aw, not this crap!
Dizzy: Won’t you join me?
Ky: No.
Dizzy: Come to the wired, Ky Kiske.
Ky: No.
Dizzy: We can be free in the wired. Join me.
Ky: I don’t wanna!
Dizzy: We have pudding…
Ky: What kind? I mean, NO! You can’t manipulate me! I won’t let you.
Dizzy: Very well. But when I am a god of the wired, you will want to have sex with me.
Ky: I already want to have sex with you! We could do it right here! I have magnum-sized Romans and everything!
Dizzy: Goodbye, Ky…
Dizzy vanishes.
Ky: Damn that tempting, computer loving, sluttish piece of jailbait gear ass!
Ky kicks the computer and walks away. He climbs the stairs to the next floor.
Ky: *sighs* Stupid tower…
Ky enters the next room. Standing before him are Bridget, Potemkin, and Faust. ? ? ?
Ky: Hey! Bridget! Potemkin! Faust!
Bridget: Hey Ky! Did you become an alchemist too?
Ky: *imitating Gary Coleman* What chu talkin’ bout, Bridget?
Bridget: Are you a state alchemist? I am.
Ky: You do realize that this is Guilty Gear, right?
Potemkin: He ain’t no alchemist.
Ky: And neither are you!
Bridget: I am! I’m the Full metal Alchemist!
Potemkin: And I’m his brother!
Faust: And I’m a homunculus!
Bridget: A homunculus!? Get’m!
Bridget and Potemkin begin to fight Faust.
Ky: STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIT!
They stop.
Ky: Are you trying to get us sued?! You! *points to Bridget* You are not an alchemist! You are a guy who thinks he’s a broad! And you! *points to Faust* You are a crazy-ass doctor with a bag on his head! And you! *points to Potemkin* You’re just big! Now cut that crap out!
Ky storms off.
Faust: What’s transmutin’ him?
Meanwhile, on the stairwell to the next floor…
Ky: Bunch of freaks…
And so, Ky Continues onward.
TO BE CONTINUED…
OH GOD, THE RANDOMNESS!!!
Our hero, Ky Kiske has just started his journey through the unholy tower of randomness. He makes his way up the stairs to a door. It reads: SECOND FLOOR.
Ky: Humph! As if I didn’t know that!
Ky opens the door.
Ky: Hellooooo! Dry Cleaning!… Guess no one’s here.
Ky looks around. In the corner of the room, he sees Dizzy hooked up to a huge computer.
Ky: Dizzy? Dizzy, is that you?
Dizzy: Ky….
Ky: Yes, it’s me. What are you doing hooked up to that computer?
Dizzy: I will be omnipresent in the wired.
Ky: Aw, not this crap!
Dizzy: Won’t you join me?
Ky: No.
Dizzy: Come to the wired, Ky Kiske.
Ky: No.
Dizzy: We can be free in the wired. Join me.
Ky: I don’t wanna!
Dizzy: We have pudding…
Ky: What kind? I mean, NO! You can’t manipulate me! I won’t let you.
Dizzy: Very well. But when I am a god of the wired, you will want to have sex with me.
Ky: I already want to have sex with you! We could do it right here! I have magnum-sized Romans and everything!
Dizzy: Goodbye, Ky…
Dizzy vanishes.
Ky: Damn that tempting, computer loving, sluttish piece of jailbait gear ass!
Ky kicks the computer and walks away. He climbs the stairs to the next floor.
Ky: *sighs* Stupid tower…
Ky enters the next room. Standing before him are Bridget, Potemkin, and Faust. ? ? ?
Ky: Hey! Bridget! Potemkin! Faust!
Bridget: Hey Ky! Did you become an alchemist too?
Ky: *imitating Gary Coleman* What chu talkin’ bout, Bridget?
Bridget: Are you a state alchemist? I am.
Ky: You do realize that this is Guilty Gear, right?
Potemkin: He ain’t no alchemist.
Ky: And neither are you!
Bridget: I am! I’m the Full metal Alchemist!
Potemkin: And I’m his brother!
Faust: And I’m a homunculus!
Bridget: A homunculus!? Get’m!
Bridget and Potemkin begin to fight Faust.
Ky: STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIT!
They stop.
Ky: Are you trying to get us sued?! You! *points to Bridget* You are not an alchemist! You are a guy who thinks he’s a broad! And you! *points to Faust* You are a crazy-ass doctor with a bag on his head! And you! *points to Potemkin* You’re just big! Now cut that crap out!
Ky storms off.
Faust: What’s transmutin’ him?
Meanwhile, on the stairwell to the next floor…
Ky: Bunch of freaks…
And so, Ky Continues onward.
TO BE CONTINUED…