Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ D.O.O.F. [crash! thunder! yodel!] ( Chapter 18 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

The Disclaimer Scene:

Queenie: I'M RICH!! I'M RICH!!! I'M TOTALLY RICH!!!

All: Shut up!!!!

Queenie: Mwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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[afterwards, in the Temple of Time]

Ganondorf: That was just terrible!!

Rauru: Can we finally start your lessons now??

Ganondorf: Well, go ahead!

Rauru: Your training will include 7 lessons. 6 of them are too complicated to be taught in Hyrule. So we'll travel to a special dimension called DOOF.

Ganondorf: DOOF?

Rauru: Dimension Of Ominous Fictions.

Ganondorf: What's . . . what's that?

Rauru: It's, uhm . . . like a Sacred Realm for authors.

Ganondorf: O_O

Rauru: Don't worry - it's absolutely safe . . .

Ganondorf: Phew.

Rauru: (mumbles) . . . for me.

Ganondorf: What?

Rauru: Oh . . .er . . . nothing. Let's go!

Ganondorf: . . . .

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[later, in the DOOF]

Rauru: See those 6 doors?

Ganondorf: Yep.

Rauru: One trial in each room. Room 1 - stay in there for 1 hour. Your task; There's another person in the room. Don't kill this person.

Ganondorf: And that's it?

Rauru: That's it.

Ganondorf: I'm not allowed to kill anybody for one hour?

Rauru: [nods]

Ganondorf: *smirk* I guess I'll be able to do it . . .

Rauru: We'll see!

[Ganondorf walks into the room, Rauru locks the door]

Rauru: MWAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ganondorf: o_ô

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[Room 1]

- 00:01:37 -

Ganondorf: Hello? Anybody here?

Lady Storm: [jumps off the ceiling] I WILL NOT BOW DOWN TO STUPIDITY!!! I WILL ONLY BOW DOWN TO EXTREME STUPIDITY!!!! FOR I AM EXTREMELY STUPID!!

Ganondorf: ô_ô

Lady Storm: EVIL-GAY-CHESS-PLAYING-GERUDO-THAT-DRESSES-LIKE-A-FEMALE!!! Is it really you?

Ganondorf: I'M NOT . . . . heck, whatever.

Lady Storm: Finally we meet again!! Prepare to feel the wrath of my beloved husband Lord Laceration! WAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! [holds up her dagger]

Ganondorf: Your DAGGER is powerless compared to my black magic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . which I'm not allowed to use . . . . . CURSE!! [runs away]

Lady Storm: COWARD!! COME BACK!!! [runs after him]

[and so they ran around in the room]

- 00:05:57 -

Lady Storm: [still running after Ganondorf] STAND STILL AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE!!

Ganondorf: [still running away] NEVER!!

- 00:17:33 -

Lady Storm: [running . . . slower] YOU CAN'T *gasp* run forever!!

Ganondorf: [slow, but still running] Neither can you!! *pant*

- 00:38:02 -

Lady Storm: [more creeping than running] Soon . . . *pant* . . . . you . . . *gasp* *pant* *gasp* . . . . will . . . . *wheeze* . . . . be no . . . . *pant* . . . more!

Ganondorf: [also creeping] I . . . *wheeze* *pant* . . . doubt this!! *gasp* *gasp* *gasp*

- 00:57:23 -

Lady Storm: [uhm . . . ] You . . . *gasp* *pant* *gasp* *gasp* *wheeze* *pant* [faints]

Ganondorf : [yeah . . . ] Ha . . . *pant* . . . . haha . . . *gasp* *wheeze* *wheeze* *pant* *gasp* [faints]

- 01:00:03 -

[Rauru enters the room]

Rauru: Okay guys, time is up! Uhm . . . . guys? [checks their pulse] *shrug* [drags Ganondorf outta the room] Thanks, Storm!

Lady Storm: Revenge!!!! *pant*

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Rauru: Ganondorf!!!

Ganondorf: [wakes up] *pant* . . . evil . . . *pant* . . .

Rauru: Ready for your next lesson?

Ganondorf: But I just-

Rauru: You don't have a choice, so - Room 2; stay there for 2 hours. Your task; There's another person in the room.

Ganondorf: PLEASE NOT AGAIN!!

Rauru: Kill this person.

Ganondorf: NO!! PLE . . . did you just say kill?

Rauru: Exactly.

Ganondorf: Can I use my black magic?

Rauru: No.

Ganondorf: Drats.

[Ganondorf walks into the room, Rauru locks the door]

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[Room 2]

- 00:00:12 -

Shadow: I've been waiting for you!

Ganondorf: Who . . . who are you?

Shadow: I am [starts to glow white and looks just like Ganondorf] Bright Ganon!!

Ganondorf: o__o

Bright Ganon: I am your better half. I love the sun, flowers and all the cute and fluffy bunnies in the world! Don't look so sad! Smile and give me a hug!! ^_^

Ganondorf: GAH!!! IT'S FREAKY!!! IT'S HIDEOUS!!! RAURU!!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!! PLEASE!!! RAUUURUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Bright Ganon: Ssssh! Don't scream! You are going to scare all the beautiful butterflies!

Ganondorf: That's . . . . just . . . . not . . . . fair . . . .

Bright Ganon: Let's sing a song!!

Ganondorf: o_O

Bright Ganon: Oh happy day!

Suddenly Appearing Choir: Oh happy day!

Bright Ganon: Oh happy day!

SAC: Oh happy day!

Bright Ganon: When Jesus washed!

SAC: When Jesus washed!

Bright Ganon: Oh when he washed!

SAC: Oh when he washed!

Bright Ganon: When Jesus washed!

SAC: When Jesus washed!

Bright Ganon: He washed my sins away!

SAC: Oh happy day!

Bright Ganon: Oh happy day!

SAC: Oh happy . . .

Ganondorf: STOP THAT IMMEDEATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bright Ganon: You . . . *sob* . . . are so . . . *sob* . . . . mean!

Ganondorf: OF COURSE I AM MEAN!! I AM THE KING OF EVIL!!! NOTICE THE WORD EVIL!!! EVIL PEOPLE TEND TO BE MEAN!!!!

Bright Ganon: You're hurting my feelings . . . *sob* . . . you don't need to scream!

Ganondorf: OH YES I NEED TO SCREAM!!! AND I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THAT I EAT YOUR BELOVED FLUFFY BUNNIES FOR BREAKFAST!! AS WELL AS LITTLE PUPPIES AND KITTIES AND BIRDIES AND HORSIES AND ELEPHANTIES AND OTHER CREEPY ANIMALS!!!!!

Bright Ganon: It's okay . . . vent your anger . . . then everything will be alright!

Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGS!!!!!! [jumps at Bright Ganon and strangles him]

Bright Ganon: X_X [dies]

Ganondorf: Yay!! Success!!! Victory!! [does weird dance]

SAC: Oh happy day!

Ganondorf: Oh happy day!

SAC: Oh happy day!

Ganondorf: When Ganon kills!

SAC: When Ganon kills!

Ganondorf: Oh when I kill!

SAC: Oh when he kills!

Ganondorf: When Ganon kills!

SAC: When Ganon kills!

Ganondorf: And continues to play!

SAC: Oh happy day!

Ganondorf: Oh happy day!

Rauru: [opens the door] Time's up!

SAC: Oh time is up!

Ganondorf: Oh time is up!

SAC: Oh time is up!

Ganondorf: And I will go!

SAC: And he will go!

Ganondorf: Go forever away!

SAC: Go forever away!

Ganondorf: Oh happy day!

SAC: Oh happy-

Rauru: ENOUGH!!!

Ganondorf: Okay, okay.

SAC: Time to say Goodbye, peasi che non ho mai!

Rauru: COME ON!! [drags Ganondorf outta the room]

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Ganondorf: That was easy.

Rauru: Yeah? Then prepare for the next room!

Ganondorf: Prepared . . . I guess.

Rauru: Room 3; stay there for 3 hours. Your task; Answer the three question.

Ganondorf: 3 questions?

Rauru: Yep.

Ganondorf : Oh, right.

Rauru: Then-

Ganondorf: Wait! Who's gonna ask the questions?

Rauru: You'll see!

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[Room 3]

- 00:00:59 -

Ganondorf: Hello?

Shadow: Sir Dragmire! I was expecting your appearance! I am the almighty one who possesses the knowledge and wisdom of generations! I am the Queen of Questions! I am The Zelda Master! [DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN]

Ganondorf: Erm . . . hi.

Zelda Master: Very well. We shall begin. Here is your first questions;

Ganondorf: *gulp*

Zelda Master: Does this robe make me look fat?

Ganondorf: o_O

- 00:15:21 -

Ganondorf: o_O

- 00:36:24 -

Ganondorf: o_O

- 00:44:44 -

Ganondorf: o_O

Zelda Master: ANSWER!!!!

Ganondorf: Erm . . .

- 00:57:09 -

Ganondorf: Uhm . . .

- 01:03:45 -

Ganondorf: Er . . .

- 01:13:22 -

Ganondorf: . . . . . . no?

- silence -

Zelda Master: EXCELLENT!!! Next Question! What's the capital of Rwanda?

Ganondorf: Rw - what??

Zelda Master: I said; What is the capital of Rwanda?

Ganondorf: O_O

- 1:57:32 -

Ganondorf: [thinks]

- 2:32:12 -

Zelda Master: You'd better hurry!

Ganondorf: New York!!

Zelda Master: WHAT????

Ganondorf: Rauru said; Answer the questions. He didn't say; Answer the questions correctly.

Zelda Master: Ah! Witty one you are! So . . . last question; Where's Link?

Ganondorf: He's . . .

Zelda Master: Please don't give a wrong answer!! I wanna find my little Linky!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *sob*

Ganondorf: -_-*

Zelda Master: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Ganondorf: Erm . . . I don't know where he is.

Zelda Master: *sob* *whine* *sob*

Ganondorf: But . . . I will find him!

Zelda Master: YAY!! ^_^

Ganondorf: . . .

Zelda Master: Impressive, witty one. Really impressive. You have . . . well, you kinda have answered the questions. Now you may leave! We will meet again!! [disappears]

Ganondorf: . . . . . .

Rauru: [opens the door] Have you completed the task?

Ganondorf: Yeah . . . erm . . . guess so.

Rauru: Then let's go!

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Rauru: Were the questions difficult?

Ganondorf: Heh no, not at all.

Rauru: So you're already waiting for a more challenging task, aren't you?

Ganondorf: Er, not necessarily.

Rauru: Anyway, next door!! Room 4; 4 hours. Your task; Rescue the damsel in distress!

Ganondorf: A . . . damsel in distress??

Rauru: Yes.

Ganondorf: Sounds fun!

Rauru: . . . . . .

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[Room 4]

- 00:00:03 -

Ganondorf: Hello? Can I . . . oh no!! [sees Saru Saru standing in front of a mirror]

Saru-Saru: . . . . .

Ganondorf: Uhm . . . . (thinks) Isn't she supposed to shout something like; GANNY!! MY LOVE!!!? (says) Erm . . . Saru?

Saru-Saru: . . . . .

Ganondorf: That's . . . strange. QUEENIE!!!

Queenie: [appears] How may I serve you, oh mighty Lord Dragmire?

Ganondorf: -_^

Queenie: Don't you like my new introduction?

Ganondorf: Er . . . . yeah, nice.

Queenie: ^_^

Ganondorf: What's wrong with her? [points at Saru-Saru]

Queenie: Oh . . . uhm . . . she's just practicing mind-control.

Ganondorf: Mind-control?? In front of the mirror???

Queenie: Yup. Listen!

Saru-Saru: Must obey myself. Must obey myself. Must obey myself.

Ganondorf: o_O

Queenie: Funny, isn't it?

Ganondorf: . . . . . .

Queenie: If my service is no longer required then I'm going to leave no-

Ganondorf: Hey! Wait! How am I supposed to help her?

Queenie: I mustn't tell. It's your quest.

Ganondorf: Please?

Queenie: Nope.

Ganondorf: HEY!!

Queenie: What?

Ganondorf: You still owe me a favour!!

Queenie: What for?

Ganondorf: Chapter 17!!

Queenie: I said I'd bake you a cake!!

Ganondorf: Well, I don't want the cake anymore.

Queenie: Fine. Then I'm gonna leave.

Ganondorf: Hey!! I want something instead of the cake.

Queenie: Ha! You wish!

Ganondorf: -_-

Queenie: And now I'm off!!

Ganondorf: WAIT!!

Queenie: What????

Ganondorf: (thinks) Please let her be obsessed, please let her be obsessed, please let her be obsessed . . . (says) May I invite you to a dinner at my place?

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Queenie: VICTORY!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ganondorf: O_O***

Queenie: I mean . . . yeah, if you insist . . . .

Ganondorf: I didn't-

Queenie: Excellent! ^_^ [claps hands twice]

Ganondorf: Huh? What did you do??

Queenie: Look at yourself!!

Ganondorf: [looks into the mirror] GAH!!!!

Queenie: A masterpiece!

Ganondorf: I . . . I . . . I look like her!! [points at Saru Saru]

Saru-Saru: Must obey myself. Must obey myself. Must obey myself.

Queenie: Yeah, guess why,

Ganondorf: *blink* Ooooooooh! Uhm, Saru Saru?

Saru-Saru: Must obey myself. Must obey myself. Must obey myself.

Ganondorf: I command you to stop obeying yourself!!!

Saru-Saru: Must obe . . . uh . . . AH! What happened?

Ganondorf: Awesome!

Saru-Saru: GAH!! IT'S ME !!!

Ganondorf : Uhm . . . Queenie ?

Queenie : [claps hands twice and disappears]

Saru-Saru: GANNY!! IT'S YOU !!! [hugs Ganondorf]

Ganondorf: o_o***

- 03:59:50 -

Ganondorf: Please . . . . stop . . . . hugging . . . me!!

Rauru: [opens the door] Time is up! Ah, I see! Your task is completed. Very well. Let's move on!

Ganondorf: Coming! [runs outta the room]

Saru Saru: WAIT! Gaaaaaannyyyyyyy!!!!!

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Rauru: You're doing really fine. I didn't expect that.

Ganondorf: I know, I'm amazing.

Rauru: -_-*

Ganondorf: And I'm ready for the next 5 hours in room 5!

Rauru: Smart ass! Anyway, let's go.

[they want to open door 5, but . . . ]

Ganondorf+Rauru: OUT OF ORDER???

Ganondorf: Such a shame . . . hehe . . .

Rauru: No problem! You'll just do room 1 again!

Ganondorf: O_O

Rauru: For 5 hours!

Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Rauru drags Ganondorf into room 1 and locks the door]

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[Room 5 . . . I mean . . . Room 1 - part 2]

- 00:00:01 -

Lady Storm: I KNEW YOU WOULD RETURN!!! LORD LACERATION AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Ganondorf: Wait!!

Lady Storm: Okay.

- 00:10:00 -

Lady Storm: DIE!!

Ganondorf: WAIT!!

Lady Storm: Okay.

- 00:20:00 -

Lady Storm: DIE!!

Ganondorf: WAIT!!

Lady Storm: Okay.

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- 04:00:00 -

Lady Storm: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ganondorf: WAIT!!!!!

Lady Storm: ENOUGH!!!!! LORD LACERATIONS WANTS TO SEE BLOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

Ganondorf: Uh . . . erm . . . uhm . . . [claps hands three times]

Bright Ganon: [appears]

Lady Storm: TWO???

Bright Ganon: Hello, beautiful lady. Your eyes are as bright as the sun is. Oh, the sun. A lovely thing. It lightens our planet and our hearts! And all the cute animals that are playing in the light of the sun and the birds want to sing a song about-

Lady Storm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGS!!!!!!! [stabs Bright Ganon]

Bright Ganon: X_X

Lady Storm: What . . . what was THAT???

Ganondorf: My *better* half.

Lady Storm: I'm always surprised to see people who are more annoying than you.

Ganondorf: Erm . . . thanks . . . kinda . . .

Lady Storm: Anyway, how's your quest going? Already found the shrink-

Ganondorf: Psychiatrist.

Lady Storm: Psychiatrist of Time? [DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN DUN]

Ganondorf: No, not at all.

Lady Storm: Damn. Bad luck, huh?

Ganondorf: Yeah. But I promise that I'll find him. And then your anger problem-

Lady Storm: ANGER PROBLEM????? I DON'T HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGS!!!!!! [wants to stab Ganondorf, but . . . ]

Rauru: [enters the room] Time's up!

Ganondorf: YAHOO!!!

Lady Storm: Drats.

Ganondorf: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaaah nyah!

Rauru: Come on!

Ganondorf: Coming! [runs out of the room]

Lady Storm: Hey!! Can I at least leave the DOOF to kill innocent Hylians?

Rauru: Uhm . . . oh well, okay.

Lady Storm: YAY!!!! [runs away]

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Rauru: You're almost a real hero. Are you ready for the last room?

Ganondorf: Sure.

Rauru: But I must warn you; It's the most terrible room of all!!!!! So are you sure?

Ganondorf: Why are you asking? I don't have a choice, do I?

Rauru: Uhm . . . . no.

Ganondorf: -_-**

Rauru: Room 6;

Ganondorf: I have to stay there for 6 hours?

Rauru: Righto!

Ganondorf: And the task?

Rauru: Stay sane!

Ganondorf: Stay . . . sane?

Rauru: Stay sane.

Ganondorf: Ooooooookay

[Ganondorf walks into the room, Rauru locks the door]

Rauru: Pitiful creature. GNAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . . .

Ganondorf: O__O

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[Room 6]

- 00:00:59 -

Ganondorf: Stay sane . . . what kind of task is that? Bah.

Creepy Voice: Howdy!

Ganondorf: Who's there?

Creepy Voice: You are.

Ganondorf: And who else?

Creepy Voice: We are.

Ganondorf: And who are you? And . . . WHERE???

Creepy Voice: We are you. You is we. I am you. You is I.

Ganondorf: What the-

Scary Voice: Galabazooooooo!!!!!

Ganondorf: -_^

Scary Voice: Galabazoo - you is we and I am you.

Ganondorf: Oooookay. Point taken.

Eerie Voice: Yodel ee yodel dee yodeldeyodeldeee yoooo!!

Ganondorf: You're trying to scare me, huh? Well, it's not going to work. [wants to sit down]

Creepy Voice: DON'T DARE TO SIT DOWN OR YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE PINK BUNNY OF DOOM!!!!

Ganondorf: Yeah sure. Like I'm going to stand here for 6 hours. [sits down]

[the room shakes and 5 pink bunnies appear in front of Ganondorf]

Bunny1: SAY A!

Bunnies2-5: Broomstick!

Bunny1: SAY B!

Bunnies2-5: Broomstick!

Bunny1: SAY C!

Bunnies2-5: Broomstick!

Bunny1: SAY D!

Ganondorf: I sense that the next 6 hour are going to be really, really annoying . . .

- 00:39:44 -

Bunny1: SAY X!

Bunnies2-5: Broomstick!

Bunny1: SAY Y!

Bunnies2-5: Broomstick!

Bunny1: SAY Z!

Bunnies2-5: BROOMSTICK!!!

- silence -

Ganondorf: Whew, thank Goddesses.

Bunny1: SAY 1!

Bunnies2-5: Applesauce!

Bunny2: SAY 2!

Bunnies2-5: Applesauce!

Ganondorf: Oy . . .

- 01:21:09 -

Bunny1: SAY 3456!

Bunnies2-5: Applesauce!

Bunny1: SAY 3457!

Bunnies2-5: Applesauce!

Ganondorf: (thinks) I wonder if applesauce tastes like a broomstick when you eat it with a wooden spoon. (says) Jeez, did I really just think that???

Bunnies1-5: YOU ARE DOOMED!!! GNAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! [they disappear]

Ganondorf: Jeez, at least.

Girl: [appears] Good day! My name is Ganondorf, and who are you?

Ganondorf: -_^

Girl: You have to answer my question. It is very impolite not to answer somebody's question.

Ganondorf: I am Ganondorf.

Girl: Haha. You are a funny girl. You can not be Ganondorf. You are just a little Hylian girl. But I am Ganondorf, the mighty King of Evil.

Ganondorf: Oh boy . . .

Girl: So what is your name, little Hylian girl?

Ganondorf: I'M NEITHER HYLIAN NOR A GIRL!!!! I AM GANONDORF THE MIGHTY KING OF BROOMST- erm, EVIL!!!

Girl: Elisabeth? A name that is too sweet for such a rude girl like you. Very well, little Elisabeth-

Ganondorf: My name is NOT Elisabeth!!

Girl: But you said that your name was Elisabeth. You said that only 5 seconds ago.

Ganondorf: I NEVER SAID THAT!!

Girl: You did. Do not lie! Lying to adults is a very impolite thing. Especially when this adult is Ganondorf, the mighty King of Evil!

Ganondorf: I AM THE MIGHTY KING OF EVIL!!

Girl: Young Lady! You must not fool me! Stop or you will feel my wrath. The wrath of Ganondorf, the mighty King of Evil!

Ganondorf: AAAAAARGS!!!! [wants to jump at the little girl, but she disappears]

Ganondorf: That's . . . . just . . . . silly!

[two men appear]

Man1: No, that's Silly! [points to man 2]

Man2: Hi! I'm Silly! And that's Weird! [points to man 1]

Man1: Indeed, I'm Weird.

Ganondorf: Oh_please_!

Silly: Let's do a gunny little fame!

Weird: A gunny little fame grould be weat!

Silly: See? We just lange the chetters!

Weird: Amazing, itn't is?

Silly: Then you must be Danondorf Gragmire!