Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ sweet dreams are made of ... THIS??? ( Chapter 19 )

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By: Neo Queen Insanity
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Rauru: Have you finished your coffee?

Ganondorf: Yep.

Rauru: Then let’s look for another perilous challenge!!!

Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.02.2004 | Pages: 21 | Words: 8.0K | Visits: 248 | Status: Completed

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or any related characters. Now that was unexpected.

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[back in Hyrule]

- long silence -

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at the Temple of Time]

Rauru: No.

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at a tree]

Rauru: No.

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at a stone]

Rauru: Not for you.

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at himself]

Rauru: -_-*

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at Rauru]

Rauru: QUEEEEEEEEEEEENIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queenie: [appears] There's no need to shout. I'm omnipresent.

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at Queenie]

Queenie: Suuuure! ^_^

Rauru: QUEENIE !

Queenie: Uhm, sorry. Anyway, where's the problem?

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at his Triforce]

Rauru: . . . . . . . .

Queenie: No, it's not edible. Was that your problem?

Rauru: -_-*

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at Hylian]

Hylian: O.O [runs away]

Rauru: My problem is, that there's not a single sane hero in Hyrule!!!

Queenie: That's your fault. You sent him to room 6.

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at nothing at all]

Rauru: PLEASE!! Can't you re-sane him??

Queenie: Re-sane?? Well, I've already re-insaned people . . . . but re-sane? I don't know . . .

Rauru: PLEASE!!!!

Queenie: Uhm . . .

Ganondorf: [walks away and asks everyone he sees if he's edible]

Rauru: DO SOMETHING!!!

Queenie: Uhm . . . okay. Hey, Ganondorf!!

Ganondorf: Huh?

Queenie: Triforce!

Ganondorf: Is that edible?

Rauru: [sobs]

Queenie: Strange . . . that was supposed to work. Oh well, bad luck. Bye then!

Rauru: Wha . . . WAIT!!!

Queenie: What now?

Rauru: Can't you try something else?? PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Queenie: Lemme think . . .

- 30 minutes later -

Ganondorf: Is that edible? [points at the sky]

Queenie: IDEA!!!

Rauru: ^.^

Queenie: Ganny, look at this!! [shows Ganondorf a picture]

Ganondorf: GAH!!! MY EYES!!!! THEY'RE BURNING!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! [runs around in circles]

Rauru: o_o?

Queenie: Perfect. After that he should be sane.

Rauru: What . . . . what did you show him?

Queenie: Something terrible, traumatizing, gruesome, frightening, inhu-

Rauru: Point taken!!

Queenie: A picture of you in a black thong.

Rauru: WHAT THE . . . . where did you get that from??

Queenie: Erm . . . author powers?

Rauru: *shudder*

Queenie: Anyway, I guess he'll be okay. Just don't say the word "hey".

Rauru: Why not?

Queenie: [shrugs] Side effect.

Rauru: . . . . . .

Queenie: GALABAZOOOO!!!! [disappears]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Rauru: Hey, Ganondorf!!

Ganondorf: ACK!!!!! [skyrockets]

Rauru: Oops.

- later -

Rauru: Are you okay?

Ganondorf: I guess.

Rauru: Not that I'd care, but are you ready for your last lesson?

Ganondorf: . . . . . . . . . .

Rauru: Perfect. Let's go!!

Ganondorf: And where to if I may ask?

Rauru: I don't know. Let's just . . . go!!

Ganondorf: Do you know anything at all??

Rauru: I know what you have to do to complete your last task.

Ganondorf: Mind sharing your knowledge?

Rauru: Not at all, you just have to defeat the new Kings of Evil.

Ganondorf: Wha-

Rauru: Well, you were absent for 7 years! There are umpteen people who were keen on your position!! At the moment they're all trying to take over Hyrule!

Ganondorf: -_^

Rauru: You gotta foil their plans and show them who's the real King of Evil!!

Ganondorf: I thought I was a hero now . . .

Rauru: Uhm . . . yeah . . . but . . . erm . . . .

Ganondorf: I see. And how many of them are there?

Rauru: Uuuuuhm . . . . . .

Ganondorf: Let's . . . just . . . . go.

Rauru: Exactly what I was suggesting!

Ganondorf: -_-**

/~/~/~/~/~/ Hyrule Field /~/~/~/~/~/

Ganondorf: (sings) I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the-

Voice: HALT!!

Ganondorf: . . . rain?

Voice: I see you have returned!

Ganondorf: Erm . . . yeah.

Voice: A big mistake I must say!

Ganondorf: . . . .

Voice: Because I am the new King of Evil!!! I am OBITWOKENOBI!!!

Ganondorf: Obi . . . what was that?

Obitwokenobi: DON'T DARE TO FOOL ME!!!

J-Lo: (sings) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got! I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block!

Ganondorf+Obitwokenobi: -_^

J-Lo: Heh . . . . heh . . . . . [runs away]

Obitwokenobi: I challenge you to a duel!!!

Ganondorf: A . . . duel?

Obitwokenobi: A duel.

Ganondorf: So . . . a duel then?

Obitwokenobi: A DUEL GODAMMIT!!!

Ganondorf: Oh . . . . okay.

Obitwokenobi: -_-**

Ganondorf: And . . . what sort of duel?

Obitwokenobi: [sinister music] The duel will be . . .

Ganondorf: *gulp*

- silence -

- more silence -

- GAH!!! STOP THAT TERRIBLE SILENCE!! -

Obitwokenobi: LIMBO!!!

Ganondorf: o_O

Obitwokenobi: YOUR DOOM IS NEAR!!!! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Narrator: Little does he know about the numberless Limbo lessons Ganondorf took while he was kept imprisoned in the Sacred Realm.

- later -

Obitwokenobi: AARGS!! MY BACK!!

Ganondorf: And we all dance the Limbo . . .dee dun dun . . . Limbo yeah! Da da dee . . . Limbo, Limbo!

Obitwokenobi: OKAY!! Stop it!!! You won. I will accept my defeat . . .

Ganondorf: YAYNESS!!!

Obitwokenobi: . . . for this time!! But . . . WE WILL MEET AGAIN!!!! LIMBO YEAH!!! [he disappears]

. . . . . . .

Ganondorf: VICTORY!! ^_^

Rauru: [appears] Hey!

Ganondorf: Thekapitalofkigaliisrwandabutimsureyouknowandactuallyiguessitdoesntmatterat allitsjustastupidsideeffectthatihavetodorandomthingswheneversomeonesaysheyl ikeraurudidnowlikeihavetoskyrocketorsayalongsentenceveryquicklyasyoucanseei nthisexamplegodithinkishouldstartbreathingagainoryeahwhateverack!! *BREATH*

Rauru: Uh, sorry. I mean . . . ey! I didn't know that one's able to take Limbo lessons in the Sacred Realm.

Ganondorf: *shrug*

Rauru: Anyway, your next challenger is waiting for you!!

Ganondorf: Where?

Rauru: In the . . . DOOMED DORM OF DEATH!!!

Ganondorf: Sounds cozy! ^_^

Rauru: Hehe . . . er . . . yeah, sure.

/~/~/~/~/~/ Doomed Dorm of Death /~/~/~/~/~/

Ganondorf: Hello? Anybody here?

- silence -

Ganondorf: HELLO????

Person1: Shut up!! This is a DORM ROOM!!

Person2: SILENCE!! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!!

Person3: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING???????

Person4: I DIDN'T SHOUT!!!! I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!

Person5: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY????!!!!!!!!!

Person6: CUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person7: Ssssssh!

- silence -

Ganondorf: -_^

- more pointless silence -

Queenie: IT'S DUEL TIME!!!!!!!!!

Persons: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queenie: (whispers) Sorry.

Ganondorf: Queenie!! Are you my next challenger??

Queenie: Heck no! He is! [points at a random shadow-figure-guy-thingy]

Shadow: Not only evil, not only a guy for I am EVIL GUY!!!

Narrator: DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUN!!!

Persons: $%))&/$=)&/&/(=&/()&/(/$=/(&%)/&=&!!!!!!

Queenie: Sssssh!

EvilGuy: Ready for an awesome author powers duel?

Ganondorf: Author powers??? That's unfair!! I don't have any author powers!!

EvilGuy: That's why we are here.

Ganondorf: But-

Queenie: Where do you think you have the ultimate power to rule over anybody and anything?

Ganondorf: HERE!

All: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!

Ganondorf: -_-*

. . . . . .

Ganondorf: Okay, okay. Maybe my power is not THAT ultimate at all . . .

Queenie: In your dreams!

Ganondorf: WHA-

Queenie: I was trying to say that you can have everything you want in your dreams!

EvilGuy: Even author powers!

Ganondorf: So we're going to duel . . . in our dreams?

EvilGuy: Exactly.

Queenie: It's called Dream Duel.

Ganondorf: What an original name.

EvilGuy: Well, I'm ready. And I'm tired. [falls asleep]

Ganondorf: How did he-

Queenie: Author Powers!

Ganondorf: Like it wasn't obvious . . . .

Queenie: Now hurry up or you'll be late for your duel!

Ganondorf: It's 3 pm! I'm not even slightly tired!

Queenie: [shoots him with a tranquillizer] Now you are.

Ganondorf: No, I'm not. Well . . . . . . maybe . . . . . . . a litt . . . . . [falls asleep]

Saru-Saru: [appears] YAY!!! [wants to drag Ganondorf away]

Queenie: *sigh*

Saru-Saru: WHAT??? It's not like YOU never try to do that!!!!

Queenie: Er, right. [falls asleep]

/~/~/~/~/~/ Dream Dimension /~/~/~/~/~/

Ganondorf: Ha! See! I'm not tired!!

Queenie: You're asleep.

Ganondorf: Oh.

Person: Good afternoon, Mrs. Dragmire!

Ganondorf: WHAT THE ??? I'd never dream things like . . . . . QUEENIE!!!

Queenie: Uh . . . . hehe . . . . erm . . . . let's look for EvilGuy!

Ganondorf: -_-*

EvilGuy: There's no need to!! I'm right here!! Prepare for a Dream Duel with Awesome Author Powers!!

Queenie: 3, 2, 1 - GO!!

EvilGuy: Die Dragmire, die!!

Ganondorf: o_O

EvilGuy: [turns into Link]

Ganondorf: GAH!!! Nightmare!! Nightmare!! Nightmare!! [runs around in circles]

Queenie: -_-**

EvilGuy: [maniacal laughter]

Queenie: Use your Author Powers!!

Ganondorf: HOW???

EvilGuy: HARR HARR!!! [draws the Master Sword]

Ganondorf: Eep!!

EvilGuy: [pokes Ganondorf]

Ganondorf: Ouch!!

EvilGuy: [pokes Ganondorf]

Ganondorf: Ouch!!

EvilGuy: [stabs Ganondorf]

Ganondorf: OUCH!!!!

Queenie: USE YOUR AUTHOR POWERS ALREADY!!

Ganondorf: HOW?????

Queenie: Focus the force!!

Ganondorf: Eh?

Queenie: JUST DO IT!!!

Ganondorf: must . . . focus . . . whatever . . . . focus . . . . focus . . . must . . . focus . . . awesome author thingy . . . . focus . . . [turns into Ruto]

Queenie: YAYNESS!!!

EvilGuy: GAH!!!!!

Ganondorf: What did I do?? [looks at himself] ECK!!!!

Queenie: ATTACK!!

Ganondorf: Uhm . . . .

EvilGuy: O.O

Ganondorf: LINKY!!!

EvilGuy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SURRENDER!!

Ganondorf: Victory is mine!!

EvilGuy: Hmph. [disappears]

Ganondorf: Great, and how can I get outta here and turn back into my old self?

Queenie: You just have to . . . . [disappears]

/~/~/~/~/~/ Doomed Dorm of Death /~/~/~/~/~/

Queenie: . . . wake up!!

EvilGuy: We will meet again!! GALABAZOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [disappears]

Rauru: [appears] Queenie!

Queenie: Present.

Rauru: Did our new hero succeed?

Queenie: Of course!

Rauru: And where is h . . . . uhm . . . . why is he sleeping???

Queenie: Erm . . . I had to inject him a slight tranquillizer.

Rauru: Oh, okay. [spots a bottle and reads the tag] Extra strong tranquillizer for gigantic mammals????

Queenie: Uh . . . . hehe . . . whoops.

Rauru: HOW COULD YOU???????!!!!!

Queenie: I . . . . probably . . . . maybe . . . . uhm . . . . lost . . . . my contacts and so I . . . . .

Rauru: *twitch* *foam* *twitch*

Queenie: Jeez, calm down.

Rauru: CALM DOWN??? %$§&(%$/(%)%/)(&%)=(=/%&%§"§(²³³& #179;{{!!!!!!!

Queenie: Need a tranquillizer?

Rauru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queenie: o.o [runs away]

Rauru: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! [runs after her]

Queenie: HELP!!!!!

Rauru: REVENGE!!!

Queenie: HAHA! SLOW FATSO!!

Rauru: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Ganondorf: [wakes up] *yawn* What a nice nap . . .

Rauru: [stops] o.O

Queenie: [stops too] Wow. My pet elephant needed 2 weeks to wake up!!

Rauru: His awakening has saved your life - for now!!

Queenie: Then I guess I'd better be off!! GALABAZOOOOOO!!!!!!! [disappears]

Rauru: Ready for the next challenge?

Ganondorf: Can I get some coffee?

Rauru: -_-

/~/~/~/~/~/ Ingo's Coffee Shop /~/~/~/~/~/

Ganondorf: Mmmh, cappuccino!

Rauru: Hurry up!!

Ganondorf: But I wanna order a cookie!!

Rauru: -_-*

[and suddenly . . . ]

TheOminousWriterofDoom: HARR HARR!!! I am The Ominous Writer of Doom!! And you are DOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!

Rauru: And why exactly is that?

TheOminousWriterofDoom: I KNEW YOU'D BE SCARED!!! MWAAHA . . er . . . what?

Rauru: Why are we doomed?

TheOminousWriterofDoom: Uh . . . wait. Let me check the script. [takes out the script and reads it] Oh yeah. Now I remember. I HAVE POISONED HIS DRINK!!! [points at Ganondorf]

Ganondorf: O__O

Rauru: Oh, okay. Whatever . . .

Ganondorf: O___O

TheOminousWriterofDoom: Surrender and hand over your Sage Powers or he's going to die a slow and cruel death!!

Rauru: My Sage Powers? No way!!

Ganondorf: But . . . you . . . you can't just . . . .

Rauru: Bad luck, G-dorf. Sorry and Farewell!

Ganondorf: Alas! Loer! I do not feel well! The pain! Oh Lord! The pain! My life it shall-

TheOminousWriterofDoom: Hey, hold on!

Ganondorf: Don't interrupt my last dramatic monologue!!!

TheOminousWriterofDoom: You did order a cup of tea, didn't you?

Ganondorf: Er, no.

Rauru: I did. Why are you asking?

- silence (AGAIN!! GAH!) -

TheOminousWriterofDoom: Whoops.

Rauru: Whoops?? What do you mean - whoops???

TheOminousWriterofDoom: I guess . . . I've poisoned . . . the wrong drink.

Rauru: O_O

Ganondorf: ^.^

Rauru: GAH!! GANONDORF!!! DO SOMETHING!!! HELP ME!!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ganondorf: La da dee . . . such a lovely day today . . . da dun dee da . . . did you say anything?

Rauru: TRAITOR!! MURDERER!!!

Ganondorf: *whistle*

Rauru: ECK!!! [dies]

Ganondorf: Ooooops . . . . bad luck indeed.

[all of a sudden TheOminousWriterofDoom is surrounded by a white light]

Voice: From now on you shall be the new Sage of Light! Farewell!!

TheOminousWriterofDoom: Finally!! The Sage Powers are mine!! WOOT!!!

Voice: The power and one more thing . . . . [disappears]

TheOminousWriterofDoom: Huh?

[the white light disappears and he turns into a fat, old man]

Ganondorf: O_O

TheOminousWriterofDoom: What . . . what happened?

Ganondorf: Look at yourself!

TheOminousWriterofDoom: [looks] NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO< /div>

- later -

TheOminousWriterofDoom: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- laterer -

TheOminousWriterofDoom: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- latererer -

TheOminousWriterofDoom: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ganondorf: 3 hours and 23 minutes. Wow!

TheOminousWriterofDoom: I'm . . . . I'm . . . . I'm fat!!! And . . . I'm old!!

Ganondorf: Well, at least it makes you look . . . uhm . . . sage-ly.

TheOminousWriterofDoom: o_O

- silence . . . once again -

TheOminousWriterofDoom: PANIK!! REVITALIZATION!!

[TheOminousWriterofDoom quickly revitalizes Rauru, loses his Sage Powers and turns back into his old self]

Rauru: I'm alive!! YAY!!

TheOminousWriterofDoom: Thank Goddesses!!! I'm young!! And slim!!! AND SEXY!!!

Suddenly appearing female choir: We love you!!!

TheOminousWriterofDoom: ^_________________^

Ganondorf: Erm . . . .

TheOminousWriterofDoom: GALABAZOOOOOO!!!! [disappears with his female admirers]

. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Rauru: Have you finished your coffee?

Ganondorf: Yep.

Rauru: Then let's look for another perilous challenge!!!

Ganondorf: Yahoo. -_-

/~/~/~/~/~/ In front of Hyrule Castle /~/~/~/~/~/

Voice: MWWEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!

Rauru: Do you hear it?

Ganondorf: Hear what?

Rauru: The desperate, wailing sound!!

Ganondorf: Eh?

Queenie: WRONG PART OF THE SCRIPT!!!!!

Rauru: Oh . . .

Ganondorf: . . . sorry.

Queenie: Never mind.

Rauru: What was that?

Ganondorf: Uhm . . . a weird laughter?

Rauru: HEY!!

Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!! [does the can-can]

Rauru: Uh, sorry. WHO'S THAT?? [points at a girl, who's standing in front of Hyrule Castle]

Rauru: Who're you?

Girl: I AM YOUR DEMISE!!!

Ganondorf: And I'm Ganondorf. Hi!

Girl: Hi!

Ganondorf: So what are you doing here . . . demise?

Girl: Actually I am THE MIGHTY ANIME OBSESSOR YR!!!

Ganondorf: Oh . . . okay.

AnimeObsessorYR: AND WITH THIS LIGHTER I AM GOING TO END YOUR LIFE!!!

Rauru: Yeah, sure. And I'm Britney Spears.

Ganondorf: You aren't?

Rauru: -_-***

Narrator: Little do they know about the gas. The gas that's surrounding them. Ready to cause a huge explosion. Ready to blow up Hyrule castle. Ready to-

Queenie: Thanks. Enough input.

Narrator: FINE! [disappears]

Rauru: YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE CASTLE???

AnimeObsessorYR: How . . . how did you find out?

Rauru: I read the text of the narrator.

AnimeObsessorYR: Smart ass.

Rauru: I know! ^_^

Ganondorf: -_-**

AnimeObsessorYR: Anyway. ARE YOU READY TO DIE??

Ganondorf: Yes.

Rauru: Sure.

Hylian: Go ahead.

AnimeObsessorYR: Aren't you supposed to shout "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"??

Ganondorf: Oh, yeah . . .

Rauru: . . . right.

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!!!!

AnimeObsessorYR: Sounds way better. And now -finally - DIE!!!!!

Voice: STOP!

All: Who said that????

Voice: My name is Bond, James Bond.

All: O_O

James Bond: God save the Queen!

Ganondorf: The Queen of Hyrule?

James Bond: Hyrule???

Queenie: WRONG MOVIE!!!!!

All: Movie???

Queenie: -_-**

AnimeObsessorYR: I love you James!!

James Bond: I love you too!!!

- pause -

James Bond: Who are you anyway?

All: -_-***

- pause -

James Bond: Never mind.

. . . . . . . . .

AnimeObsessorYR+JamesBond: GALABAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [they disappear]

- long, long and evil silence -

Rauru: HYRULE IS SAVED!!!

All: YAY!!!!!!!

Queenie: That's awesome! Gotta lit a joint . . . [takes out lighter]

All (except Queenie): LIT???????????????????????

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