Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ oooh, pretty pet dragon! (feat. the one and only SHIGERU!) ( Chapter 23 )

Disclaimer: Simon says; Don't own Zelda or any related characters!

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[Hyrule Field]

Narrator: The rain was falling down as our brave heroes continued their journey through the ancient fields of Hyrule . . . .

Michael Ganonson: (singing) And mother always told me be careful of who you love. And be careful of what you do, cause the lie becomes the truth. He- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [turns back into Ganondorf]

Ravi: About time!

Ganondorf: That was rather interesting . . . .

Ravi: No, it was horrible!!!

Ganondorf: I should try that again sometime.

Ravi: But not unless I'm dead!!

Ganondorf: That can be arranged!

Ravi: O.O

Ganondorf: (says) Hey, just kidding!! (thinks) For now. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Ravi: HEY!

Ganondorf: What?

Ravi: Don't you think that we're forgetting something?

Ganondorf: Uhm . . . .

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[meanwhile in Lord Jabu Jabu's belly]

Link: [still in his cage] Hello?? Can anyone moose hear moose me????

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Ganondorf: Oh my Goddesses!!! You're right!!! I . . . . forgot to put on my underpants!!

Ravi: Too much information. >_<!

Ganondorf: Heh heh, sorry. By the way . . . where's Link??

Ravi: o_o*

Ganondorf: We didn't leave him at Zora's Domain, did we????

Ravi: `Fraid so.

Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . .

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[Zoras' Domain]

Ganondorf: . . . . OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . .

Link: Moose Mommy?

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[Hyrule Field]

Ganondorf: . . . . OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . .

Ravi: STOP IT!!!!!

Ganondorf: . . . OOOOOOOOOOOO . . . ahem . . . sorry.

Ravi: Back to Zora's Domain!!!

Ganondorf: But I'm tired!! Doing the moonwalk 3576 times is exhausting!!!

[suddenly a cloaked figure appears in a flash of lightning]

Ravi: GAH!!! MY EYES!!!

Ganondorf: OH NO!!!! THE END IS NEAR!!!

Cloaked Figure: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Ravi+Ganondorf: Sorry!

CF: My name is Fhreik! I am one of the last ancient Fhreikah!

Ravi: What a rip off . . . .

Fhreik: How dare you to insult an ancient Fhreikah??!!!

Ganondorf: Because she's right.

Fhreik: I will gratefully ignore your insults and teach you a new song!

Ganondorf: No thanks . . . . Freak.

Fhreik: FHREIK!! IT'S FHREIK!!

Ravi: But that's what he said!

Fhreik: BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE (points at Queenie) WROTE!!!

Queenie: ^__^*

Ganondorf: Sorry to interrupt you, but we have really important things to do. So have a nice day and bye!

[they want to go away but . . . ]

Fhreik: WAIT!!!

Ravi: What is it, rip off?

Fhreik: You were right. I'm actually not Fhreik, the ancient Fhreikah.

Ganondorf: [holds up a sign saying `sarcasm'] REALLY NOW??

Narrator: Who might be behind the identity of the mysterious Fhreik? Maybe . . . . Princess Felda???

Fhreik: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!

Ganondorf: *sigh* I'm going to have my tea in five minutes but I will gracefully allow you to waste that time, so say what you have to say.

Fhreik: Thanky! My true identity is- [another flash of lightning]

Ganondorf: OH MY GODDESSES!!! IT IS HIM!!!!

Shigeru Miyamoto: ^_^

Ganondorf: [on his knees] I am so sorry master!!! I didn't mean to insult you!!

Shigeru: And you, ungrateful little flying thingy?? Shouldn't you be on your knees just like he is????

Ravi: I'm one of Queenie's characters!! I don't belong to you!!

Queenie: That's right, kids. Because unlike Zelda or any related characters, Ravi is Ganondorf's fairy and belongs to me.

Ravi: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaaaaaaah nyah!!

Shigeru: -__-***

Ganondorf: Shall I kill the blasphemous one, master?

Shigeru: Weeeeeeeell-

Ganondorf: Say yes!!! Please!!!

Ravi: HEY!!!!!

Ganondorf: ^_^*

Ravi: --___--***

Shigeru: Let her be, she might be useful later on.

Ganondorf: Aaaaaaaawwwwww!

Ravi: YAY!

Ganondorf: So say, what brings you here??

Shigeru: We were running out of characters. And since nobody else was there-

Ravi: Who wasn't where?

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[Nintendo headquarters]

Shigeru: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!! INSANITY WILL REIGN!!!!! MWAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

All: [slowly back away] Uh . . . hehe . . . yes, Mister Miyamoto . . . . sure, Mister Miyamoto . . . . of course, Mister Miyamoto . . . .

Shigeru: Why don't you stay so we can have . . . . dinner??? [THUNDER, LIGHTNING, SCREAM]

All: O___O [run away]

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Ravi: I figure I don't want to know . . . .

Shigeru: Anyway, now I'm the guy who's going to teach you new songs!

Ganondorf: Splendid master!!

Ravi: *coughbootlickercough*

Ganondorf: -__-

Shigeru: Here comes your first song!! Pull out your ocarina!!

Ganondorf: My . . . . .

Shigeru: Haven't you found your ocarina yet???

Ganondorf: Erm, it's actually because . . . . .

Shigeru: Didn't Saria give you hers???

Ganondorf: Well, I . . . .

Shigeru: Wait. You're Ganondorf!!! You're not supposed to play songs!! OMIGOD!! IT'S GANONDORF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [runs away]

Ganondorf: Ô_Ô**************

Ravi: It must be disturbing to know that this is the guy who created you.

Mario: [appears] That's-a what-a I-a was-a saying-a all-a the-a time-a!

Ganondorf+Ravi: o___ô

Mario: Let-a me-a teach-a you-a a-a new-a song-a!!

Ganondorf: What did he say?

Ravi: Don't ask me . . . .

Mario: It-a goes-a like-a this-a!! [sings a song-a]

Ganondorf: o_O

Ravi: He's scary!! Can we go home, please?

Mario: It's-a called-a the-a Lost-a Link-a Song-a! Play-a it-a whenever-a Link-a is-a lost-a and-a you-a will-a get-a him-a back-a!!

Ganondorf: Eh?

Ravi: Huh?

Mario: Good-a!! See-a you-a next-a time-a!! [disappears-a]

Ravi: I'm scared.

Ganondorf: And I'm thirsty. [sits down and drinks his beloved cup of tea]

Ravi: *sigh* Just why did Queenie give him that stupid British touch??

Queenie: (telepathic) BECAUSE THEY ARE CUTE!!! *hugsbritishguy*

British Guy: O_O

Ravi: -_-***

Queenie: (telepathic) NOW LEAVE US ALONE, STUPID READING LAMP!! [disappears with the British guy]

British Guy: Loer!! Loer!! The end this is!!

Queenie: SHUT UP!

Ravi: Why me? *SIGH*

Ganondorf: DONE! [throws the cup away and stands up] Now let's go!!

Ravi: Where to??

Ganondorf: I thought we could-

Ravi: AAARRGS!!! THE SONG!! IT'S GOING ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AN-

Ganondorf: RAVI!! [slaps her]

Ravi: OW!!

Ganondorf: Snap out of it!!!

Ravi: Sorry but I can't get this song out of my head!!

Ganondorf: Song? What song?

Ravi: The song this weird guy sang before!

Ganondorf: You mean this one? [whistles the Lost Link Song]

Ravi: AH!! YES!! THAT'S IT!! IT'S DOOMED!!! DOOMED I TELL YOU!!!

[suddenly a black hole appears above Ravi's head and Link falls out of it]

Link: What moose happened????

Ravi: MMMFFMFMF!!! MHMMFHMMFFFMMMHHHMM!!!!

Link: o.O

Ganondorf: She said; GET OFF, YA STUPID &/(/%&(%/=(%&/%%(/$&%/!!!!!

Link: Ooooooh! [stands up to reveal a flattened Ravi]

Ravi: --__________--

Ganondorf: That was cool!

Ravi: I told you that the song was doomed . . . .

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Ravi: And now?

Link: Let's moose go!! [runs away]

Ganondorf: Good idea!! [runs after him]

Ravi: I just can repeat this; WHY ME??? [flies after them]

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[Death Mountain Crater]

Link: It's so moose hot in here!

Ravi: But YOU ran that way!!

Link: She's insulting moose me!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Ganondorf: -_-*

GuseBat: PIE PIE!!!!

Ganondorf: [ducks]

Ravi: What?

- SPLAT!!! -

Link: Huh?

- SPLAT!!! -

Ravi: Ugh . . . . pie . . . .

Link: Mmmmmmmmh moose! Pie!

Ganondorf: You again!

GuseBat: Good morning and hello!

Ganondorf: Where's the other one?

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Kaibit: [gagged and tied to a chair] MMMMFFHFH!!! MMMNNFFFFFGHHH!!!!

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GuseBat: Uh . . . . dunno. ^.^

Ganondorf: Can I see Queenie?

GuseBat: No.

Ganondorf: Why not? Do I have to sing again?

All: NO!!!

Ganondorf: -__-***

GuseBat: She's . . . she's . . . uh . . . . not here . . . .

Ganondorf: And WHERE is she?

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[Desert Colossus, Nabooru's party]

Epona: [at the bar] Yo babe, one more Margarita for ya sexy party horse!!

~**~**~**~

TheOminousWriterofDoom: [sitting on a couch, surrounded by 10 Gerudos] I'm the king of the world!!!

Gerudos: Yes, you are!!

TheOminousWriterofDoom: I just love to be loved!! ^__^

~**~**~**~

Nabooru: [on the dance floor] WOOHOOO!!!! GANONDORF IS GO-ON, GANONDORF IS GO-ON, COME ON, DANCE WITH ME!!!

~**~**~**~

Queenie: [at the bar, talking to one of the barkeepers] And then I told the king to fu . . . .

Shneek: (the barkeeper) Say, what exactly are you doing at a Ganondorf-hater-party???

Queenie: One word; free buffet!!

Shneek: -_^

Queenie: And you?? Since when are you a barkeeper???

Shneek: Well, since you're my only patient and not even willing to pay me!!!

Queenie: Ooooh, I understand. ^_^

Shneek: -_-**

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GuseBat: Uuuuuuuuuhm . . . . . no idea.

Ganondorf: *sigh*

Ravi: Can we stay at the castle until she comes back?

GuseBat: Heck no!! The llamas would eat you!

Ganondorf+Ravi: o_o

Link: NOT WHEN I EAT THEM FIRST! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ganondorf,Ravi+GuseBat: O_O

GuseBat: Well, you could stay at the Fire Temple.

Ravi: THE FIRE TEMPLE??? THE EVIL OVERHEATED FIRE TEMPLE??? NO WAY!!!

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[later, in the Fire Temple]

Ravi: Why . . . . WHY me?

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[Fairy Fountain, about 7 years ago]

Great Fairy: Okay guys and gals! A troublesome quest for sanity is lurking ahead! Ganondorf needs a fairy!!

All: GANONDORF????

Great Fairy: Yes, Ganondorf. Okay, any volunteers?

Cricket: *chirp*

Ravi: I want to do it! I want to do it!! I want to do it!!!

Great Fairy: Ravi, did you smoke pot again?

Ravi: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!

Great Fairy: -_-***

Ravi: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Great Fairy: Uh . . . . are you sure that you want to do it? It's probably going to be extremely painful, torturing, insane and most of all POINTLESS. Well?

Ravi: Ladeee . . . . ladee . . . ladeee . . . huh? Sorry, I didn't listen. OFF TO GANONDORF'S CASTLE!!!! [flies away]

Great Fairy: *sigh* Moron . . . .

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Ravi: Thank you SO MUCH for reminding me.

Queenie: (telepathic) You're welcome! ^__^

Ravi: -__-***

- BOOM! -

Ganondorf: What was that??

Ravi: What was what?

- BOOM!! -

Link: AH!! It's the moose end!! [hides behind Ganondorf]

- BOOM!!! -

Ravi: O_O [hides behind Link and Ganondorf]

Ganondorf: -__-**

- BOOM!!!! -

Ganondorf: O.O [hides behind Link and Ravi]

Ravi: EEP!! [hides behind Ganondorf and Link]

- BOOM!!!!! -

Link: Mommy moose!!! [hides behind Ravi and Ganondorf]

Ganondorf: Drats. [wants to hide but . . . ]

[KABOOM!!!!! - a wall in front of them explodes]

Volvagia: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! [they all try to hide behind each other]

Volvagia: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! [breathes fire]

Link: Hot moose!! Hot moose!! Hot moose!! [runs around in circles]

Ravi: I'M BURNING!! AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! [flies into next wall and passes out]

Ganondorf: You . . . . . singed . . . . . . my . . . . . . . eyebrow . . . . . .

- in Ganondorf's mind -

Fuse: *blow*

- back to reality -

Ganondorf: REVENGE!!!!!!!!

Volvagia: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!

Ganondorf: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Volvagia: BUT I-

Ganondorf: You are another servant of the voice??? I DON'T CARE!! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[and so Ganondorf fought Volvagia. Surprisingly he succeeded.]

Volvagia: X_X *dead*

Link: WOOHOO!!!

Ganondorf: My beautiful eyebrow . . . . I have avenged your death . . . . . .

Voice: HOLY PIZZA HAWAII!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER??????

All: O_O?

Ganondorf: Another servant????

Voice: I am SilverCrystal Valkyrie - priestess of the Fire Temple! AND YOU JUST KILLED MY PET DRAGON!!!!!

Ravi: (awake again) Uh oh . . . .

Silver: LINK!!!! DID YOU DO THAT AGAIN???

Link: It . . . . it wasn't moose me . . . . [points at Ganondorf] He moose did it!!!

Silver: YOU???????!!!!!!

Ganondorf: Ahem . . . . ahem . . . . heh . . . heh . . . . uhm . . . .

Silver: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! I AM GOING TO TORTURE YOU!!! I AM GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR SKIN WHILST SINGING UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!!!

Ganondorf: What was the last one?

Silver: SHUT UP!!!

Ganondorf: meep!

Silver: Now . . . where was I?

Ganondorf: You just wanted to offer me a cup of tea!

Silver: Oh . . . right . . . want a cup of tea?

Ganondorf: No, thanks. Just had one.

Silver: Oh well, cookies?

Ravi: One second! Didn't you actually want to kill him?

Ganondorf: RAVI!!!!!

Ravi: *whistle* Huh?

Silver: Wait . . . . that's . . . . right. HOW DARE YOU TO INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE??!!!

Ganondorf: You were the one who insulted your intelligence!

Silver: WHAT????

Ganondorf: By acting extremely stupid!

Silver: HOW DARE YOU TO . . . oh, you're right!

Ganondorf: . . . . .

Silver: *sigh* I really shouldn't talk before I've had my cup of coffee . . . .

Ganondorf: Eh, never mind.

Silver: Say . . . . can you resurrect her?

Ganondorf: Erm . . . . no.

Silver: WHAT??? YOU KILLED HER!!!! THAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD DO!!!

Ganondorf: But I can't.

Silver: You did it once so why not this time???

Ganondorf: Well . . . . .

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[Death Mountain Crater, long long time ago]

ReDead: Master! Master! How are we going to resurrect the evil dragon?

Ganondorf: (breathes heavily) Bloody magma! *gasp* Where's my asthma spray???

ReDead: They . . . they ran out of asthma spray.

Ganondorf: (still breathing heavily) WHAT?????

ReDead: But . . . . uh . . . . . I bought some anti-asthma drops.

Ganondorf: (as above) Whatever! [eats one drop] Eeeeeeeeewwww!!! Vanilla!! [spits it out, it lands on a skeleton]

ReDead: I am so sorry master!! They ran out of the strawberry-flavored ones!

Ganondorf: YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR INSULTING THE TASTE OF YOUR MASTER!!!!

ReDead: Why, I thought I wasn't allowed to taste you.

Ganondorf: O__O?

ReDead: Well, I am a life-energy-eater after all . . . .

Ganondorf: . . . . . . . . . .

Bones: *shake*

Ganondorf: o_O

Bones: *shake*

Ganondorf: Did . . . . did you see that?

ReDead: See what, master?

Bones: *starttofloat*

ReDead: Holy honey and cheese!!!

Ganondorf: What the-

Bones: *glow*

ReDead: (reads label) Anti-asthma drops, vanilla-flavored. Warning; Can resurrect ancient creatures such as dragons, demons or Tom Jones.

Bones: *turnintovolvagia*

Volvagia: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!

Ganondorf: O__O

ReDead: What a hell of a drop!!!

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Ravi: That was just what I expected . . . .

Link: Pretty fire moose thingy dead now forever is?

Silver: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *sobs*

Ganondorf: Oy.

Ravi: One anti-asthma drop - comin right up!! [flies away]

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[30 seconds later, Ravi comes back with a pack of anti-asthma drops]

Ravi: TADAAAAA!!!!

Ganondorf: Thanks, Ravi. [eats one and throws another one at Volvagia's dead body] Mmmmmh, apple!

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Ravi+Ganondorf: APPLE???????

Silver: What?? What's wrong?

Ravi: Uuuuhm . . .

Ganondorf: Erm . . .

Volvagia: [opens her eyes] ALIVE-NESS! WOOOHOO!!

Ravi: She . . . . seems to be okay.

Ganondorf: Whew!

Silver: Volly!! My darling!!

Volvagia: AH!!! BLUE SQUIRRELS EVERYWHERE!!! PANIC!!! [flies away]

Silver: O_O?????

Ravi: (reads label) Anti-asthma drops, apple-flavored. Warning; Can resurrect evil creatures such as dragons, demons or boy groups. Do not resurrect brain substance!!

Ganondorf: Whoops.

Link: Blue squirrels?? MOMMY!!! [passes out]

Ravi: At least he didn't say moose.

Link: [wakes up] MOOSE!!! [passes out]

Ravi: -__-***

Silver: What did you do to my poor little Volly??

Ganondorf: Don't worry!! My cousin sells brains near Lake Hylia! Tell him that I sent you and he'll give you one free brain!!

Silver: And . . . . and then my little Volly will be okay?

Queenie: (telepathic) Sure!! I also bought my brain there!! It's awesome!!

Ganondorf: THAT devalues it a lot . . . .

Queenie: (telepathic) --__________--

Silver: Uh, anyway. I'd better go before all the dragon brains are sold!! [disappears]

Ravi: Wow. She didn't even say Galabazoooo!

Silver: [reappears] GALABAZOOOOOOOOOO!!! [redisappears]

Ravi: -_-***********

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Narrator: Later that day everyone was just sitting around when suddenly-

Voice: BOO!!!

All: AH!!! [skyrocket]

Voice: ^_^

Ravi: ZJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! [lands on the ground]

Link: GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!! [lands on Ravi]

Ravi: Eugh!

Ganondorf: HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! [lands on Link . . . and Ravi]

Link: Eugh!

Ravi: EUGH!!

Ganondorf: Whoops, sorry. [stands up] Who is it?? Show yourself, fairy flattening one!

Voice: I am Ganondorf, the Goron. (A.N.: GaGo, for short)

Ganondorf: Ganondorf????

GaGo: Uh huh. My daddy named me after the person I am supposed to kill one day.

Ganondorf: O__O

GaGo: And who are you?

Ravi: HELP ME!! I'M FLAT!!!

GaGo: Hello, Flat!

Ravi: o__o***

Link: My name is moose Link!

GaGo: Moosling? Strange . . . . and your name?

Ganondorf: Uh . . . erm . . . . my . . . . uh . . . . my name is Johnny!

GaGo: I'll never find that Ganondorf . . . .

Ganondorf: Why didn't your daddy tell you how he looks like?

GaGo: No. *sigh*

Ganondorf: YAHOO!!!

GaGo: o_O

Ganondorf: Uh, sorry. I . . . . . was just thinking of something funny.

GaGo: But now . . . . *sob* . . . . . all the Gorons are dead and . . . . *sob* . . . . my daddy is gone . . . *sob* . . . . and the evil priestess and her dragon are hunting us . . . . WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Ganondorf: What was that??

GaGo: My daddy joined this group called DAFT and-

Ganondorf: I know that, but what's the thing about the evil priestess??

GaGo: She hates the Gorons and adores Volvagia. And I am the last Goron besides my daddy. So she wants to kill me!!

Ganondorf: Gotta wish her good luck when I see her again.

GaGo: O_O

Ravi: GANONDORF!!!!

Ganondorf: What? I don't like that kid.

GaGo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- wait!! Did you just say Ganondorf????

Ganondorf: Uh oh!

GaGo: So you are . . . . .

Ganondorf: RUN!!!! [grabs Link and runs away]

GaGo: STOP!!! I'LL GET YA!!!! I'LL GET YA AND THEN YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!

Ravi: Hehe, yeah! Show him who's the boss!!

GaGo: BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR EVIL FAIRY!!!

Ravi: Yeah! That's right! Just e- WHAT???

GaGo: Hehehehehehehehehe!

Ravi: GANONDORF!! WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! [flies after them]

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