Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Abridged Script Archive ❯ Dead or Alive 3 (XBOX) ( Chapter 2 )

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By: jbullions
The short mockery script for Dead or Alive 3

Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.03.2002 | Updated On: 09.03.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 78 | Visits: 521 | Status: Completed
DEAD OR ALIVE 3: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT

By Jack Bullions

EXT. BEACH

TINA
I am every computer geek's wet dream.

HITOMI
No you're not. I am every computer
geek's wet dream.

TINA
Perhaps we shall resolve our cat-fight
with kung fu then.

They perform various GRATUITOUS SEXUAL STUNTS, and they
GROAN, MOAN, PULL HAIR, MASH each other, GIGGLE and SHIT,
while the CAMERA does tight close-up CROTCH SHOTS.

Computer Geeks further hone the art of ONE-HAND TYPING.

GAME OVER.