Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ The Abridged Script Archive ❯ Paladin's Quest (SNES) ( Chapter 9 )

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By: jbullions
The short mockery script for Paladin's Quest

Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.03.2002 | Updated On: 10.13.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 134 | Visits: 310 | Status: Completed
PALADIN'S QUEST: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT

By Jack Bullions

EXT. LENNUS

The world is in CHAOS.

GENERIC FANTASY KINGDOM A
We are from the North. We hate the
South.

GENERIC FANTASY KINGDOM B
We are from the South, and we hate the
North.

GENERIC FANTASY KINGDOM A
Perhaps we should go to war and magnify
the stupidity of the game hero and his
upcoming ludicrous quest?

INT. MAGIC SCHOOL

DUKE and CHEZNI learn magic. They meet up later after class.

DUKE
There is a conveniently placed Tower
nearby that obviously doesn't house
something big and evil. I triple dog
dare you to go climb it with me.

CHEZNI
Sure. Let's be morons and fiddle with
things man was not meant to know.

They climb the TOWER and release EVIL. Everyone DIES.

CHEZNI
FUCK!

GAME OVER.