Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Coffee ❯ The explosion and The Book ( Chapter 6 )

Author's Note: Hey peoples! Wow, it feels a bit weird to actually be typing more of my story again! I've been putting already typed chapters up. So, on the last chapter, Tidus and Rikku drank Aseku's entire bottle of Surge. What do you think is gonna happen? Well, you're about to find out! Oh, btw, meet my muse thingy, Ren-Okye. You can call her Ren if you want. Say hi to the readers, Ren!

Ren: Meow meow!

I can translate for all you readers, but I'm sure that you guys know what she said.

Ren: Meow meow meow meow meow!

Me: Hold your horses, Ren! Gees! She's being a little impatient. Ren wants me to start the chapter.

Tidus: Just do it already, Ren-Okye!

Me: Tidus?! What the heck are doing here?! You're supposed to be DEAD, you baka!

Tidus: Well I'm not.

Me: Then I will kill you, again! *chases after Tidus with a sword in hand*

Ren: *sigh* Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Ch. 6- The explosion and The Book

Aseku: WHAT?!?! (tries to hurt them, but Azdio and Ren-Okye hold her back) LET ME GO!! THEY DRANK ALL OF MY SURGE!!!!!!!!!

Ren-Okye: Aseku, they were in my stuff! Don't do it without me!

Aseku: (they let goof her) Then let's go! (Aseku and Ren-Okye lunge on Rikku and Tidus)

Azdio: Everyone else, follow me. You shouldn't be around them when they get mad. (starts walking towards a huge sand dune)

Everyone else: (follows Azdio)

*Behind the sand dune*

Wakka: Why can't we watch, ya?

Azdio: Because when those two get mad like that, they tend to get out of control. It can get very ugly. It's the same with me.

Solaris: Uh oh.

All but Solaris: What?

Solaris: I forgot something in the camp!

All but Solaris: What did you forget?

Solaris: My horse!

Lulu: Is that all?

Solaris: My horse is carrying ten gallons of highly explosive…

BOOM!!!!!!

Wakka: (pokes his head out of the sand dune and his eyes widen) Whoa! Look at that crater! It must be 117 feet wide!

Azdio: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Auron: What's wrong?

Azdio: What's wrong? What's wrong?! I'll tell you what's wrong! I lost my weapons in the explosion! They're scattered all over the desert! (grabs Tidus and Rikku) THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU DIE A HORRIBLY PAINFUL DEATH!! (pulls out whatever weapon she has left, which is a dagger from her shoe) DIE!! YAAAAHHHH!!!!! (stabs Rikku and Tidus in the chest)

Rikku + Tidus: (falls down with blood all over them)

Yuna: TIDUS! NO! (runs over to Tidus's body) Why did you do that?! He did nothing wrong!

Azdio: (puts dagger away) He and Rikku made Aseku and Ren-Okye go berserk, causing a huge explosion, which made my weapons scatter across the desert! That's what they did wrong!

Auron: (grabs some phoenix downs from his pocket) Here. Use these to revive them.

Azdio: (grabs the phoenix downs from Auron's hand and pockets) Nope! You can't bring them back to life yet!

Wakka: Why not?

Azdio: Because we have to find my weapons first. When we find them, then you can revive Tidus and Rikku. (puts phoenix downs in her pocket)

Ren-Okye: (runs up to them) My backpack is okay! We can keep those phoenix downs in it! (suddenly starts jumping up and down)

Azdio: Sure. (puts phoenix downs in backpack) Where's Aseku?

And why are you jumping up and down?

Ren-Okye: (stops jumping and points to the center of the crater that was once their campsite) Aseku's down there! I think there's caffeine in the air! (Hey that rhymes!)

All: (walking over to Aseku)

Wakka: Are you okay, brudda? (looks at a book that Aseku is writing in) What are you doing?

Aseku: I'm fine. I'm recording the size of this crater in The Book of Records.

Lulu: Why?

Ren-Okye: Because it's a record. It must be recorded in The Book of Records.

Yuna: Why must it be recorded? Why do you even have a book of records?

Aseku: Hold that thought! (starts flipping through The Book and stops at a section labeled 'Number of people who have asked about this book') I need to record this! (writes Yuna's name)

Wakka: Gees! How long is that list?!

Aseku: (casually) Oh, about three or four pages long.

Azdio: We have other stuff in The Book, too.

Solaris: Yeah. I remember the tournament of the old people. That was great! Funny, too! Remember when Master Roshi tried to flirt with Genkai?

Ren-Okye: Yeah, that was scary.

Azdio: Yeah, she broke like fifteen of his bones! And I don't feel the least bit sorry for him! He's an old pervert!

Solaris: I agree! It was cool when Genkai used her psychic powers!

All but the four girls: (looking at each other, confused)

Wakka: Uh… Does anybody know what they're talking about?

Ren-Okye: (casually) Oh, we're just talking about a tournament of old people.

Me: Well, that's it for chapter 6.

Tidus: (all bloody and covered in cuts and bruises) x_x

Ren: Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow!

(Well, he's dead. I had to do all of the typing while you do something fun!)

Me: Sorry! Tell you what. I'll let you kill someone while I type the next chappie! How does that sound?

Ren: Meow!

(YAY!)

Ren: (evil smirk) Meow meow meow!

(I know exactly who I'm going to kill!)

Me: Ok. Well, I'm sorry to say that I've been forgetting to say that I've had a little help writing some of the chapters, if not all. I would like to thank Aseku and Azdio for giving me ideas and stuff! Thanks guys! I would also like to thank one of the Solaris authors on FanFiction.Net for letting me put you into this story. I'm not sure if you're reading this or even an author on MediaMiner, but I'm saying thanks anyways.

Tidus: (twitching a little)

Me: Well, it looks like I didn't kill him all the way. I don't have a grudge against Tidus. It's just that I didn't know who to kill for fun, so I randomly picked him. I'll update again as soon as I can! Bye for now!

Ren: (Writing about The Book and the battle of the old people has inspired Ren-Okye, Aseku, and Azdio to start writing about the battle. The story is in the works right now, but I'm gonna try to help them and then post the first chapter. In the mean time, keep an eye out for them!)