Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy Radio/T.V. Network ❯ Practice Safe Listening ( Chapter 4 )

This is Fantasy 4 Channel!!

Now it's time for…

ACHOO!!! Fabul's Self-Defense Instruction Show!!

Yang: Greetings. I am Yang your host. On this episode, I'd like to introduce you to my wife-Oops! BANG!

Wife: It's always good to get the first swing in with a sturdy pan!

Yang: Honey, please… This is my show. Anyway, you must begin with the meditating stance. Slightly separate your feet and with your arms close to your sides, clench your fists and-

Palom: (talking into microphone) Most people are scared of a guy with a ponytail which is why me and my sister have them.

Yang: Did you get all of that? Good! Now when throwing jabs-

Voice: STOP!

Yang: What is this? What are you doing here?

Sabin: I've been looking at this show's program and all ya got planned are punches and more jabs.

Yang: First of all, that's not true and second, get out.

Sabin: Make me!

Yang: I also have planned a special move at the end of every show. Today's is the multi-kick!

Sabin: Listen folks, this is the extent of his abilities.

Yang: Oh yeah, watch this!

POW!!

Wife: Got him! Oh dear, Honey?!

-Music-

(We are experiencing technical difficulties at this time. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you)

Yang: (sighing) We're back folks. Palom, cue the music.

Palom: Got it! (Fabul's song starts up)

Yang: Now I cannot stress enough the importance of using the right gear.

Sabin: Looks like that pan was pretty good.

Yang: (Takes the pan) ACHOO!!

Sabin: AAAAHHH! (BANG!)

Yang: And there you have it. Now it's time for the news. Thank you.

And now the news…

For Final Fantasy news, this is Channel 5 News Headquarters

Good evening, I'm Reina Tycoon for Channel 5 News. Our top story this evening; Havoc on Crecent Island. The inhabitants have always been prepared for the unusual, but not to the degrees they have been facing. Relief efforts are underway… This just in… It appears there is a strange portal that has opened up in the sky above the island. No one is positive if anything has come out or gone into the strange gate. The townspeople have taken to staying in their homes. We will have more on this story as things progress.

And now to our man in the field, Bartz.

Thanks, Riena. Traveling from place to place can be tough now that our world has merged with a neighboring planet's space, but the mew maps are now available and today I would like to take you to Jachol. This town has plenty of creature comforts including an inn, performing arts and boasts a large pub, which is where I am reporting from-AAHHH! Jachol has some of the best weapons and armory sold inside our realm. I highly recommend you drop by! Back to you, Reina.

Thank you, Bartz.

Most of the mew maps have been put together by my sister, Faris, who is currently at sea. Well, that's all for the news station. We will keep you up to date on the latest stories. From Channel 5, this is Reina Tycoon saying good day and stay tuned for FBN7.