Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy Radio/T.V. Network ❯ FBN 7 ( Chapter 5 )

This is FBN7!!

It's now time for Bugenhagen's word of the day. The word of the day is…

Lifestream

Take some time during the day to enjoy a blossoming flower, a newborn kitten, or a hummingbird's flight. For tomorrow…It might die! And then it will be returned to the planet's lifestream again. Have a nice day!

Players gather `round. Player's Corner is on the air….

Cloud: Yo, Yo, Yo. What's up players. My name is Cloud Strife, but you can call me Player.

Today on the show and for however long we stay on air before censorship gets a hold of us, I'm going to be teaching you how to become a player, like me. First, I want to talk to you about clothes. You guys gotta think about what you wear when you are going out on the prowl. Many of you make the mistake and say, "Damn I look good." But are you thinking about what you think, or what the ladies will think? See, they might see you like, "Oooh, I sure don't hope he thinks he can attract me by static from that polyester jacket!" So, you gotta be sure you're thinkin' like a player. My recommendation would be leather. Just a little leather somewhere on your body, makes a great impression. Try a jacket, or pants, or boots, or a big leather belt. Don't overdo it, they'll think you're a butcher.

Take it from me, showing a little kinkiness doesn't hurt. I know for a fact. Check out the HoneyBee Inn down in the market and make sure the honeys see you go in. Don't be afraid, they want to know if you know your stuff. You can get a lot of experience in that place… a lot of experience.

Well, that does it for my part of the deal, the rest is up to you. Until next time, play it good, play it hard, and play it right. Now stay tuned for BGN8.