Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy Radio/T.V. Network ❯ Girl Talk ( Chapter 6 )

This is BGN8!

Cid: Welcome! Gardens Galore Broadcasting Community would like to welcome you to our show that is being transmitted via the Communication Tower in Dollet. I am Headmaster Cid from Balamb Garden and I would like to thank you for listening to our creative students.

(Garden Theme music)

Selphie: Hyee, folks this is your incredibly outgoing host, Selphie Tilmitt!

Today on my incredibly self-titled show, I'd like to clear up some information. First of all, Balamb is great and Galbadia bites the big one! OK, closure! And now I'll check your letters, oh, that's right… You folks at home can write me, just remember that. Ahem, understandable, no letters. Well, it is our first show!

Now, you may have heard of Laguna Loire, but did you know that he's got a lot in common with yours truly? Well, here on Balamb Internet, I've dedicated a site to him! In a couple weeks time I'm going global with this so the world can read it. Now I'd like to introduce our first guest on the show, Mr. Laguna!

(applause)- - tapers off

Selphie: Well, he's not here physically, but joining us via satellite. `Evening Mr. Laguna!'

Laguna: How's it goin'?

Selphie: It seems like fate just chose a strange path for us both.

Laguna: Uhh, I guess so…

Selphie: But really, when did you first get into writing?

Laguna: When I was in the army. I thought it would be the best way to reach out to people, especially since we traveled so much.

Selphie: We?

Laguna: Uh…

Selphie: What kind of places did you see?

Laguna: (pause) Wait I'll think of it…

Selphie: (looks at her watch) That's OK, um when did you become-

Laguna: Huh?

Selphie: When did you become Esthar's President?

Laguna: Aah, well it's sorta like- (leans over keyboard)BEEP! (Computer sound)

(the transmission is lost)

Selphie: Whoops! Oh well, we're short on time anyway. I'd like to quickly mention that my choice book for the week is Stories of a Chocobo Hunter, controversial! Well, be sure to tune in next time when I'll discuss Garden Festivals! Also, catch me on Rinoa's new show! See Ya!

Continuing the late hour shows it's…

Ask Rinoa's Heart

Rinoa: Hi, I'm Rinoa Heartily.

Selphie: Hyee, I'm Selphie Tilmitt.

Quistis: And I am Quistis Trepe.

Rinoa: This show is all about real issues of the heart, like love, and friendship, but we also have fun things to talk about like guys and pets! I'd like to tell you a little about myself. I was born in Galbadia, my father is General Caraway. I am 18 and the leader of a rebel group called the Timber Owls. I met my friends on my first mission to stop Galbadia from capturing Timber and appointing a sorceress for a politician. BUT! I met the man of my present dreams at a Ceremonial Party for SeeDs. His name is Squall Leonhart. (giggle) He's my rock, strong and silent, really, he won't say a thing! I'll try to get him on the show. How about it, Selphie? What's your guy like?

Selphie: Well, he's a great ice-breaker, throwing in a joke when it is needed. He's bright, sensitive, and pretty tall. Don't know who I'm talking about? Well, he's a former Galbadia student and always there to support me. It's Irvy! Irvine, I mean. He's a great sharpshooter!

Quistis: Yes and he shot a love bullet into your heart. She won't stop talking about him in her diary page.

Selphie: Alright, let's not go into my diary.

Rinoa: So, starting off our first topic; What do you think a first impression should be like to get your attention? I mean, we already have some differences going on here, strong and silent, a cool ice-breaker. Let's get some info.

Quistis: Well, I think he has got to have a sense of maturity to him. Cool and casual, a leader of some sort, showing he can handle a situation. He should have high goals and a career, with blue grey eyes and soft brown- Oops! Go ahead, Selphie, I'm taking too much time. (blushing)

Selphie: (giggle) What time? This is interesting, but if you insist. He's got to have a big smile and beautiful eyes.

Rinoa: Great! For me, I think an adorable baby face in a frown would just have me beaming inside out. I also think I have a thing for scars on a man's forehead. He also has to have passion in what he does in life. Wow! Well, that's all we have time for now. Tune in next for The Fantasy 4 Channel!

All: Bye!!!