Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ MEOW! Kitti's FFVII Talk Show! ❯ Vincent! ( Chapter 2 )
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By: kitti hardy 
The man with the unresistable abs that no women seem to be able to resist! It's Vincent!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.05.2002 | Updated On: 12.05.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 735 | Visits: 281 | Status: Completed
The man with the unresistable abs that no women seem to be able to resist! It's Vincent!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.05.2002 | Updated On: 12.05.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 735 | Visits: 281 | Status: Completed
MEOW! Kitti's FFVII Talk show!
Kitti: *beams* I'm alive and I thought of a title!
Vincent: That's nice.
Kitti: *throws a pingpong ball at Vincent*HUSH! As you can see, the yummy guest for today is Vincent!
*the girls jump up from there seats screaming with joy*
Kitti: Now before we start, Vincent, do I own you?
Vincent: The answer is the same as, 'DO I have an ugly body, old, and ancinet, flabby belly?' So the answer is...." *looks at the audience*
Audience girls: NO WAY!
Kitti: SO all you lawyers trying to sue me, FORGET IT!
Lawyers: *gets up and leaves*
Vincent: THAT WAS HALF THE AUDIENCE!
Kitti: Ummm....yes. So anyway, *looks around* Who wants to ask a question to the Vincent dude?
*all the girls raise their hands*
Kitti: *points to a girl with a turned up nose, perfect hair, and teeth brighter than the sun. In other words, a snobby lady!* You...I guess..
Snob: Like, yeah, whatever, and your outfit is so totally a month ago!
Kitti: *pouts*
Snob: Anyway, so vincent, baby, do you like think that you can like go out with cute me because I AM the best looking here. Everyone else doesn't dress as classy as me. And then can you tell me if I got anything in my teeth.
Vincent: Look, I'm a depressed dark soul, sleeping in a coffin, nightmares surrounding me, and I can shoot anyone in a blink of the eye with supreme accuracy. I don't need a perfect princess.
Snob: But I like your abs!
Vincent: YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE!
Snob: Well...can you at least check my teeth?
Vincent: WHATEVER!
Snob: *smiles reaaaaaaallll wide*
Vincent: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! MY EYES! *on the ground having seizures* THE PAIN!!!! THE ENDURING SUFFERING!!!! SOMEONE HELP MY POOR INNOCENT EYES!
Kitti: EEK! MEDIC! We'll be right back after this commercial.
Commercial
*aeris pops up onto the screen* Ever been stabbed from behind while praying for Holy to help your dying planet? Well take Gainsborough's Stab A Way. It'll protect you from getting stabbed!
*sephiroth walks up towards her and aims a gun at her head* Ok, so you can't be stabbed...
Aeris: EEP!
End commercial
Kitti: That was....scary. Must remember to ask him to come for an interview. Ok, you, girl with very annoying giggle and very very fat. YOU ASK QUESTION!
Annoying fat girl: Heeheehawheehaw! Ahem! I mean Heeheehee! So uh what do you think of goin out? Heeheehawhawhee....*AHEM*...heeheehee. Yeah, just for a photo shoot...
Vincent: Err....
*suddenly Vivi comes through the audience and tackles the Fat girl*
Eiko: *Walks up to kitti and whispers something*
Kitti *GASP* BRAHNE?! GET ALL THE FF CREW AND ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! *ignoring the mindless explosion ripping through the set* Anyway, err....you, guy with red hair and sunglasses and yeah, you ask question.
Red haired dude: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE UNRESISTABLE ABS THAT NO WOMEN CAN RESIST?!
Vincent: Doy.
Red haired Dude: WELL, YOU GOT COMPETITION! *takes off his shirt and it turns out to be Heideggar in a dress! Wait, no, It was actually Reno with no shirt! Yay!*
Vincent: Oh yeah? *takes off his shirt but doesn't take the cape off, and he didn't rip his shirt off...I wonder how he did that. And it turns out to be....Palmer dancing with a monkey!*
Reno: *throws a phone at her head*
Author: OW! OK OK, It was Vincent! HAPPY?!
*all girls in the audience faint...except Yuffie*
Yuffie: WHOO HOO! *grabs ropes and ties up Vincent and Reno while they were fighting* I got me some dates for Saturday! Heeheehee!
Kitti: Well, that was the end of our show! It was interesting this time! *a misisle barely whizzes through her head, while she continues grinning this whole time* Anyway, I must take my possessions and leave before I die because Vincent and Reno will kill me anyway!
Squall: All right men and women!
Eiko & Vivi: AHEM
Squall: and girls and boys! We must attack the PIG!
Brahne: HEY!
Cloud: SHE'S STILL ALIVE?! ALRIGHT, CHERRY BOMBS ATTACK!!!!!!
Rufus: Strawberry soldier's attack now!
Kitti: Good bye, and I'll be back after my sanity comes back! Alright, good bye! And my next guest will be...I don't know! I'll find somebody! Maybe a girl this time! Kitti signing off *missile flies towards a camera* and where is my D**N MONE--?
*static*
Kitti: *beams* I'm alive and I thought of a title!
Vincent: That's nice.
Kitti: *throws a pingpong ball at Vincent*HUSH! As you can see, the yummy guest for today is Vincent!
*the girls jump up from there seats screaming with joy*
Kitti: Now before we start, Vincent, do I own you?
Vincent: The answer is the same as, 'DO I have an ugly body, old, and ancinet, flabby belly?' So the answer is...." *looks at the audience*
Audience girls: NO WAY!
Kitti: SO all you lawyers trying to sue me, FORGET IT!
Lawyers: *gets up and leaves*
Vincent: THAT WAS HALF THE AUDIENCE!
Kitti: Ummm....yes. So anyway, *looks around* Who wants to ask a question to the Vincent dude?
*all the girls raise their hands*
Kitti: *points to a girl with a turned up nose, perfect hair, and teeth brighter than the sun. In other words, a snobby lady!* You...I guess..
Snob: Like, yeah, whatever, and your outfit is so totally a month ago!
Kitti: *pouts*
Snob: Anyway, so vincent, baby, do you like think that you can like go out with cute me because I AM the best looking here. Everyone else doesn't dress as classy as me. And then can you tell me if I got anything in my teeth.
Vincent: Look, I'm a depressed dark soul, sleeping in a coffin, nightmares surrounding me, and I can shoot anyone in a blink of the eye with supreme accuracy. I don't need a perfect princess.
Snob: But I like your abs!
Vincent: YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE!
Snob: Well...can you at least check my teeth?
Vincent: WHATEVER!
Snob: *smiles reaaaaaaallll wide*
Vincent: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! MY EYES! *on the ground having seizures* THE PAIN!!!! THE ENDURING SUFFERING!!!! SOMEONE HELP MY POOR INNOCENT EYES!
Kitti: EEK! MEDIC! We'll be right back after this commercial.
Commercial
*aeris pops up onto the screen* Ever been stabbed from behind while praying for Holy to help your dying planet? Well take Gainsborough's Stab A Way. It'll protect you from getting stabbed!
*sephiroth walks up towards her and aims a gun at her head* Ok, so you can't be stabbed...
Aeris: EEP!
End commercial
Kitti: That was....scary. Must remember to ask him to come for an interview. Ok, you, girl with very annoying giggle and very very fat. YOU ASK QUESTION!
Annoying fat girl: Heeheehawheehaw! Ahem! I mean Heeheehee! So uh what do you think of goin out? Heeheehawhawhee....*AHEM*...heeheehee. Yeah, just for a photo shoot...
Vincent: Err....
*suddenly Vivi comes through the audience and tackles the Fat girl*
Eiko: *Walks up to kitti and whispers something*
Kitti *GASP* BRAHNE?! GET ALL THE FF CREW AND ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! *ignoring the mindless explosion ripping through the set* Anyway, err....you, guy with red hair and sunglasses and yeah, you ask question.
Red haired dude: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE UNRESISTABLE ABS THAT NO WOMEN CAN RESIST?!
Vincent: Doy.
Red haired Dude: WELL, YOU GOT COMPETITION! *takes off his shirt and it turns out to be Heideggar in a dress! Wait, no, It was actually Reno with no shirt! Yay!*
Vincent: Oh yeah? *takes off his shirt but doesn't take the cape off, and he didn't rip his shirt off...I wonder how he did that. And it turns out to be....Palmer dancing with a monkey!*
Reno: *throws a phone at her head*
Author: OW! OK OK, It was Vincent! HAPPY?!
*all girls in the audience faint...except Yuffie*
Yuffie: WHOO HOO! *grabs ropes and ties up Vincent and Reno while they were fighting* I got me some dates for Saturday! Heeheehee!
Kitti: Well, that was the end of our show! It was interesting this time! *a misisle barely whizzes through her head, while she continues grinning this whole time* Anyway, I must take my possessions and leave before I die because Vincent and Reno will kill me anyway!
Squall: All right men and women!
Eiko & Vivi: AHEM
Squall: and girls and boys! We must attack the PIG!
Brahne: HEY!
Cloud: SHE'S STILL ALIVE?! ALRIGHT, CHERRY BOMBS ATTACK!!!!!!
Rufus: Strawberry soldier's attack now!
Kitti: Good bye, and I'll be back after my sanity comes back! Alright, good bye! And my next guest will be...I don't know! I'll find somebody! Maybe a girl this time! Kitti signing off *missile flies towards a camera* and where is my D**N MONE--?
*static*