Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ MEOW! Kitti's FFVII Talk Show! ❯ Sephiroth ( Chapter 3 )
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By: kitti hardy 
The silver haired, green eyed, very scary Sephiroth! YAY!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.05.2002 | Updated On: 12.05.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 568 | Visits: 279 | Status: Completed
The silver haired, green eyed, very scary Sephiroth! YAY!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.05.2002 | Updated On: 12.05.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 568 | Visits: 279 | Status: Completed
Meow! Kitti's FFVII Talk Show!
Kitti: Well, here we are. Outside due to the fact that my house went BOOM! So I'm here outside. I've been afraid because Lawyers keep on stalking me so I got me a body guard guest! IT'S SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: Yo.
Kitti: So Sephy, do I own you?
Sephiroth: Am I not going to rule this pitiful planet?
Kitti: Ehhh....I don't own him! So go away you stalking lawyers before Sephiroth sics his Masamune on you!
Sephiroth: I don't listen to you.
Kitti: Uhhh...I'LL BRING OUT PALMER AND HEIDEGGER IF YOU NOT NICE!
Rufus from audience: YOU BETTER LISTEN TO HER, OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Vincent from audience: DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT A BULLET AT YOUR HEAD!
Sephiroth: FINE! FINE!
Kitti: Good, so you lawyers go away.
*50 lawyers walk away while one remains*
One lawyer: I'll be back! I will haunt your soul! HAHAHHA *runs off*
Kitti: Interesting! Anyway, on with questions.... wait, where's the audience?!
Sephiroth: They died from the last interview.
Kitti: NOOOOOOO! Wait, I GOTS AN IDEA! Vincent take shirt off now or I shall interview you again!
Vincent: *takes off his shirt* OK OK!
*suddenly the screaming fans come to watch the unknowingly why attractive body of the black haired cuuti! Yes I spell cuuti right!*
Kitti: Ok, anyone wanna ask Sephy dude questions?
A girl with brown hair raises her hand: I do!
Kitti: Ok, pinky go ahead.
Pinky w/ brown hair: WHY DID YOU KILL ME TWICE?!
Sephy: DOES SHE NOT DIE?!
Pinky: *giant mallet and walks up to Sephy*
Sephy: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! STAY AWAY! *runs away*
Kitti: Ok, commercial time!
COMMERCIAL
Tifa: Oh, what can I do? Why doesn't he understand my love towards him?
Cait Sith: Let me predict the answer...It is because...
CAIT SITH ALL KNOWING FORTUNE TELLER! ORDER NOW AT 1-800-HAH HAHA! Okie? OKIE!
Cait Sith: Well, because he likes Yuffie alot more and so do I. Roooowwwwwwrrr!
Tifa: WHAT?! WHY YOU STUFFED TOY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Cait SIth: AAAAAAACK! *runs away while Tifa chases him with a mallet*
END COMMERCIAL
Kitti: Must remind myself to never give a FF girl a mallet!
Sephy: Darn, it's hard to kill her once, harder to kill her twice, but THREE TIMES?! Gosh, what an annoying b-
Kitti: OK! NEXT QUESTION! Girl with green eyes, white hair...and looks a lot like sephiroth...::hides under desk::
Girl sephy:Sephiroth, I AM YOUR...
Sephy: Don't say father please.
Girl Sephy: *throws a toy car at his head* NITWIT! I'M YOUR SISTER! With us combining powers we can rule this world!
Sephy: Why what an idea!
Kitti: EEK!
Sephy: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD! What's your name?
Girl Sephy: Aeris.
Sephy:............DIIIIIIEEEEEE! *chases after Aeris*
Aeris: OK, OK, OK! SO I'M NOT YOUR SISTER!
Kitti:One last question! You, dude with the cigarette!
Cigarette dude: CAN I KILL HIM?
Kitti: GO AHEAD, CID! I DON'T CARE! Must find my valuables and find a place in antartica...hey a penny! ::bends up to pick it up and gets up::
*an explosion explodes right over her::
Kitti: Cool penny! Well it looks like this show is over....And the world is ending...And we're all gonna die! Yay! Well, anyway, I guess it looks like we hafta go. I will see you in somewhere! Ok? Cya.....CID, DON'T THROW THAT DYNAMITE! YOU'LL MAKE ME LOSE MY PENN-
*static*
Kitti: Well, here we are. Outside due to the fact that my house went BOOM! So I'm here outside. I've been afraid because Lawyers keep on stalking me so I got me a body guard guest! IT'S SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: Yo.
Kitti: So Sephy, do I own you?
Sephiroth: Am I not going to rule this pitiful planet?
Kitti: Ehhh....I don't own him! So go away you stalking lawyers before Sephiroth sics his Masamune on you!
Sephiroth: I don't listen to you.
Kitti: Uhhh...I'LL BRING OUT PALMER AND HEIDEGGER IF YOU NOT NICE!
Rufus from audience: YOU BETTER LISTEN TO HER, OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Vincent from audience: DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT A BULLET AT YOUR HEAD!
Sephiroth: FINE! FINE!
Kitti: Good, so you lawyers go away.
*50 lawyers walk away while one remains*
One lawyer: I'll be back! I will haunt your soul! HAHAHHA *runs off*
Kitti: Interesting! Anyway, on with questions.... wait, where's the audience?!
Sephiroth: They died from the last interview.
Kitti: NOOOOOOO! Wait, I GOTS AN IDEA! Vincent take shirt off now or I shall interview you again!
Vincent: *takes off his shirt* OK OK!
*suddenly the screaming fans come to watch the unknowingly why attractive body of the black haired cuuti! Yes I spell cuuti right!*
Kitti: Ok, anyone wanna ask Sephy dude questions?
A girl with brown hair raises her hand: I do!
Kitti: Ok, pinky go ahead.
Pinky w/ brown hair: WHY DID YOU KILL ME TWICE?!
Sephy: DOES SHE NOT DIE?!
Pinky: *giant mallet and walks up to Sephy*
Sephy: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! STAY AWAY! *runs away*
Kitti: Ok, commercial time!
COMMERCIAL
Tifa: Oh, what can I do? Why doesn't he understand my love towards him?
Cait Sith: Let me predict the answer...It is because...
CAIT SITH ALL KNOWING FORTUNE TELLER! ORDER NOW AT 1-800-HAH HAHA! Okie? OKIE!
Cait Sith: Well, because he likes Yuffie alot more and so do I. Roooowwwwwwrrr!
Tifa: WHAT?! WHY YOU STUFFED TOY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Cait SIth: AAAAAAACK! *runs away while Tifa chases him with a mallet*
END COMMERCIAL
Kitti: Must remind myself to never give a FF girl a mallet!
Sephy: Darn, it's hard to kill her once, harder to kill her twice, but THREE TIMES?! Gosh, what an annoying b-
Kitti: OK! NEXT QUESTION! Girl with green eyes, white hair...and looks a lot like sephiroth...::hides under desk::
Girl sephy:Sephiroth, I AM YOUR...
Sephy: Don't say father please.
Girl Sephy: *throws a toy car at his head* NITWIT! I'M YOUR SISTER! With us combining powers we can rule this world!
Sephy: Why what an idea!
Kitti: EEK!
Sephy: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD! What's your name?
Girl Sephy: Aeris.
Sephy:............DIIIIIIEEEEEE! *chases after Aeris*
Aeris: OK, OK, OK! SO I'M NOT YOUR SISTER!
Kitti:One last question! You, dude with the cigarette!
Cigarette dude: CAN I KILL HIM?
Kitti: GO AHEAD, CID! I DON'T CARE! Must find my valuables and find a place in antartica...hey a penny! ::bends up to pick it up and gets up::
*an explosion explodes right over her::
Kitti: Cool penny! Well it looks like this show is over....And the world is ending...And we're all gonna die! Yay! Well, anyway, I guess it looks like we hafta go. I will see you in somewhere! Ok? Cya.....CID, DON'T THROW THAT DYNAMITE! YOU'LL MAKE ME LOSE MY PENN-
*static*