Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ MEOW! Kitti's FFVII Talk Show! ❯ Yuffie! ( Chapter 4 )
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By: kitti hardy 
The annoyingly happy one Yuffie Kisaragamalirigatarapatamiragi!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.05.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 662 | Visits: 233 | Status: Completed
The annoyingly happy one Yuffie Kisaragamalirigatarapatamiragi!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.05.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 662 | Visits: 233 | Status: Completed
Meow! Kitti's FFVII Talk Show!
Kitti: Sorry, I haven't updated in over a week! :O But last week was just a hectic week but I got a new chapter today! I am so happy! I've had so many reviews! If this keeps up, I'll have soo many chapters! And, I got a penny from PractikalMagik which helped me get a new house ! Well, look in the reviews and see! Anyway, I am going to interview the annoyingly happy one, Yuffie Kisaragamaladaniopodigarigi!
Yuffie: Kisaragi.
Kitti: THAT'S WHAT I SAID PERSON!
Yuffie: GRRNESS!
Kitti: First Question, Do I own you?
Yuffie: If you did, wouldn't that just be wrong?
Kitti: Yes it would so it is no!
Lawyer: I WILL GET YOU!!!!!!!! ::runs off::
Kitti: T.T............SECURITY!
Squall: ::runs up to kitti:: Yes ma'am!
Kitti: Beef up security to code purple skittle.
Squall: Yes ma'am. Will do, ma'am. ::runs off:: LOCK THE FRONT DOORS, BACK DOORS, AND ALL BATHROOM DOORS!
Kitti: Now, on with the first question. Miss I must get you dated together lady person over there.
Matchmaker lady: Like, Yuffie, are you going out with Like Vincent since in that one story, yeah, you two were like, together, and like closer to each other than any other character and well?
Yuffie: Ummm...yeah....uh....What?
Kitti: She asked you if are going out with vincent?
Yuffie: Ohhh....no.
Matchmaker: NO?! WHY NOT?!
Yuffie: Umm..cuz I can?
Kitti: Next question. Girl with...
*girls in audience get up with torches and pitchforks* MUST DESTROY THE EVIL ONE! SHE DOES NOT ADMIRE THE AMAZINGLY VERY APPETIZING SO GOOD LOOKING MAKE YOU HAPPY ABS OF VINCENT VALENTINE, DESTROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Kitti: Err....I shall get the skittle gun and Yuffie shall run away!
Yuffie: Ummmm.....YES! *runs off screaming*
Kitti: DIE EVIL SCUM! COMMERCIAL BREAK! DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *starts shooting the skittles*
*Commercial*
*A/N* I don't own this idea except the Red XIII part...but then I don't have him either...and I own pennies....ummm....yes...
Vincent: Do I hafta....?
Kitti: YES! DO THE COMMERCIAL!
Vincent: Fine, but why Yuffie?
Kitti: CUZ! AERIS IS DEAD AND TIFA IS GOING TO MARRY SEPHIROTH!
Vincent: Oh...ok. *ahem* Gosh this laundry is almost done, if I leave, my unbelievably attracting clothes that I worn will be stolen by hungry, rabid teenage addicts!
Yuffie: *looks at her script book* uhhhh......yep.
Vincent: Hey that's my phone ringing...
Yuffie: *looks at her script again* Don't...answer....it....you...know....what....happened.....
last time.....
Vincent: *answers it* Bax...I mean Nanaki?
Red XIII: *wearing cat ears, growling* Err....Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
Yuffie: *throws script on the floor* I'M TOTALLY MENTALLY ILL NOW!
Vincent: HEY WHERE'S MY CLOTHES?!
Red XIII: Meow meow MEOW!
*end commercial*
Yuffie: I'm suppose to just stay here while Kitti's replacement is suppose to pick questions from the audience.
Barret: Yep. *drinkin some of Highwind's *(&%^$@ Tea!* So the dude over there.
Dude over there: Is that good tea Yuffie?
Yuffie: I never had that stuff. It looks nasty!
Dude over there: HOW COULD SAY SUCH **** ABOUT THE ^&%$$^& WONDERS OF MY, ER I MEAN CID'S %$#@!& TEA!?
Yuffie: Because.
Dude over there: Oh ok.
Barret: Ummm...girl with hair.
Girl with hair: BARRET GOTS MATERIA!
Yuffie: YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *lunges at barret*
Barret: !@#$%^&*()*&^%@#$%^)*@@#$%^&*^#&$~@%*(!!!!!!
Girl with Hair: Leiutenant ShinRa! The first step is complete!
Rufus: Good....good...
Kitti: I am back! I found my lost penny! So how was your interview, Barre....never mind. Anyway, time to go. Several military troops were trying to destroy me but I am too good! Anyway, that's it for the show!
Rufus: She's alive, we must try again in the future.
Girl with hair: Yes sir...*they run off*
Kitti: Weird! Anyway, Chapter V will be next and who will be my next guest? Find out later! *suddenly Red XIII comes in destroying everthing because of the commercial* Eek! NOOOOOOOO YOU MADE ME LOSE MY PENNY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---
*static*
Kitti: Sorry, I haven't updated in over a week! :O But last week was just a hectic week but I got a new chapter today! I am so happy! I've had so many reviews! If this keeps up, I'll have soo many chapters! And, I got a penny from PractikalMagik which helped me get a new house ! Well, look in the reviews and see! Anyway, I am going to interview the annoyingly happy one, Yuffie Kisaragamaladaniopodigarigi!
Yuffie: Kisaragi.
Kitti: THAT'S WHAT I SAID PERSON!
Yuffie: GRRNESS!
Kitti: First Question, Do I own you?
Yuffie: If you did, wouldn't that just be wrong?
Kitti: Yes it would so it is no!
Lawyer: I WILL GET YOU!!!!!!!! ::runs off::
Kitti: T.T............SECURITY!
Squall: ::runs up to kitti:: Yes ma'am!
Kitti: Beef up security to code purple skittle.
Squall: Yes ma'am. Will do, ma'am. ::runs off:: LOCK THE FRONT DOORS, BACK DOORS, AND ALL BATHROOM DOORS!
Kitti: Now, on with the first question. Miss I must get you dated together lady person over there.
Matchmaker lady: Like, Yuffie, are you going out with Like Vincent since in that one story, yeah, you two were like, together, and like closer to each other than any other character and well?
Yuffie: Ummm...yeah....uh....What?
Kitti: She asked you if are going out with vincent?
Yuffie: Ohhh....no.
Matchmaker: NO?! WHY NOT?!
Yuffie: Umm..cuz I can?
Kitti: Next question. Girl with...
*girls in audience get up with torches and pitchforks* MUST DESTROY THE EVIL ONE! SHE DOES NOT ADMIRE THE AMAZINGLY VERY APPETIZING SO GOOD LOOKING MAKE YOU HAPPY ABS OF VINCENT VALENTINE, DESTROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Kitti: Err....I shall get the skittle gun and Yuffie shall run away!
Yuffie: Ummmm.....YES! *runs off screaming*
Kitti: DIE EVIL SCUM! COMMERCIAL BREAK! DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *starts shooting the skittles*
*Commercial*
*A/N* I don't own this idea except the Red XIII part...but then I don't have him either...and I own pennies....ummm....yes...
Vincent: Do I hafta....?
Kitti: YES! DO THE COMMERCIAL!
Vincent: Fine, but why Yuffie?
Kitti: CUZ! AERIS IS DEAD AND TIFA IS GOING TO MARRY SEPHIROTH!
Vincent: Oh...ok. *ahem* Gosh this laundry is almost done, if I leave, my unbelievably attracting clothes that I worn will be stolen by hungry, rabid teenage addicts!
Yuffie: *looks at her script book* uhhhh......yep.
Vincent: Hey that's my phone ringing...
Yuffie: *looks at her script again* Don't...answer....it....you...know....what....happened.....
last time.....
Vincent: *answers it* Bax...I mean Nanaki?
Red XIII: *wearing cat ears, growling* Err....Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
Yuffie: *throws script on the floor* I'M TOTALLY MENTALLY ILL NOW!
Vincent: HEY WHERE'S MY CLOTHES?!
Red XIII: Meow meow MEOW!
*end commercial*
Yuffie: I'm suppose to just stay here while Kitti's replacement is suppose to pick questions from the audience.
Barret: Yep. *drinkin some of Highwind's *(&%^$@ Tea!* So the dude over there.
Dude over there: Is that good tea Yuffie?
Yuffie: I never had that stuff. It looks nasty!
Dude over there: HOW COULD SAY SUCH **** ABOUT THE ^&%$$^& WONDERS OF MY, ER I MEAN CID'S %$#@!& TEA!?
Yuffie: Because.
Dude over there: Oh ok.
Barret: Ummm...girl with hair.
Girl with hair: BARRET GOTS MATERIA!
Yuffie: YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *lunges at barret*
Barret: !@#$%^&*()*&^%@#$%^)*@@#$%^&*^#&$~@%*(!!!!!!
Girl with Hair: Leiutenant ShinRa! The first step is complete!
Rufus: Good....good...
Kitti: I am back! I found my lost penny! So how was your interview, Barre....never mind. Anyway, time to go. Several military troops were trying to destroy me but I am too good! Anyway, that's it for the show!
Rufus: She's alive, we must try again in the future.
Girl with hair: Yes sir...*they run off*
Kitti: Weird! Anyway, Chapter V will be next and who will be my next guest? Find out later! *suddenly Red XIII comes in destroying everthing because of the commercial* Eek! NOOOOOOOO YOU MADE ME LOSE MY PENNY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---
*static*