Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ MEOW! Kitti's FFVII Talk Show! ❯ Is it Heideggar?! Or not? ( Chapter 5 )
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By: kitti hardy 
It seems Heideggar is my next guest star. But... could it be someone else?
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.05.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 642 | Visits: 219 | Status: Completed
It seems Heideggar is my next guest star. But... could it be someone else?
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.05.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 642 | Visits: 219 | Status: Completed
Meow! Kitti's FFVII Talk Show.
Kitti: Wow! I haven't updated in awhile! About a couple of weeks! Sorry, I haven't updated much! I just been...ok, I wasn't busy. I was being attacked with radishes. *gets hit in the head with a glue bottle* OW! WHYJA DO THAT?!
Cloud: Cuz I felt like it.
Kitti: Grrrrr....anyway, I was lazy. And he is my guest star today.
Cloud: No, I'm not.
Kitti: WHAT?!
Cloud: I'm waiting for the arrival for my arch nemesis.
Kitti: Rufus?
Cloud: HE'S HERE?!
Kitti: err...no. Anyway, maybe if you wait, he'll come. So can you be my guest star?
Cloud: I must leave! *runs off*
Kitti: Uh-oh. I have no guest star! What am I to do? Hummmm....
audience member: Get someone else?
Kitti: THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK! *grins* I know! *runs outside*
Vincent: *in audience* Thank God, I thought she was going to pick me.
Yuffie: No joke. That was pure insanity.
Sephiroth: SHE'S pure insanity.
Vincent & Yuffie: Agreed! But who'll she pick?
Kitti: My guest is...
*everyone anticipates for the guest*
Kitti: Err....OK THIS WAS DESPERATE, I WAS REALLY DESPERATE!
Vincent: OH GOD, YOU DIDN'T!
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU COULDN'T, HOW COULD YOU?1
Sephiroth: EVEN I'M NOT THAT EVIL! Ok, so maybe I am, BUT HE'S STILL VERY VERY EVIIIIILLLLL!
Kitti: It's true....it's true, I had too. *crying* I was sooo desperate!
Heideggar: Hey everyone!
*audience scream and all heck broke lose*
Kitti: HEY! I'M JUST KIDDING!
*everybody celebrates*
Kitti: Heideggar is actually...Palmer in a bunny outfit!
*Vincent throws a donut at her*
Kitti: OWIE! OK! OK! It's actually Cid!
Cid: Wassup.
Kitti: NOW WE CAN START THE SHOW! Do I own you or anybody else in this story?
Cid: %@#$ no!
Kitti: You heard the man. So who wants to ask a question? Dude with the spikey hair, and 6,900 tattoos!
Tattoo Man: Are you truly the #1 bad mouth in the world?
Cid: $%^& Straight.
Tattoo Man: I bet you I can beat you!
Cid: Bring it *&^%$# on!
Kitti: We better take a commercial now before everyone's ears need to be scrubbed!
*COMMERCIAL*
Rufus: We here at ShinRa Corps. are offering you a chance of a lifetime...isn't that right my lady?
Mysterious Lady: Yes, my sir, you can join The ShinRa Strawberry Soldiers!
Rufus: Yes, and help us destroy Kitti once and for all!
Mysterious Lady: Is it time for the evil laugh now?
Rufus: Yes, it is.
Rufus & Mysterious lady Laughs evily
*End*
Kitti: O_O......................................
Cid: Dang, that guy is !@#$%^& after you.
Kitti: O_O ::falls over::
Vincent: Either she passed out from the commercial or she passed out from Cid and the other dude.
Yuffie: Hey, I got a question Cid!
Cid: Spill it.
Yuffie: What's with this tea?
Cid: When I made Cid's ~!@#$%^ Tea for the first time, I felt so refreshed and had a warm feeling of energy, I couldn't keep this to myself because it wouldn't be the right thing to do and I thought the world would be at peace if I shared it with the world!
Sephiroth: BUT IT TASTES NASTY!
Cid: SHUT UP, *&^%$#$#!
Sephiroth: *Draws out his sword* Say that again! I dare you!
*Suddenly Cloud swings from the ceiling and grabs Kitti and flies away before anyone could catch her*
Vincent & Yuffie: ...........
Kitti: *wakes up* Ugh....Where am...Cloud???
Cloud: Don't worry miss Kitti. I will protect you from Rufus! It is my duty.
Kitti: Oh Thank you, Cloud! Thank You! But wait! WHAT ABOUT MY PENNNIIIIIIEEE----
*static*
A/N: Looks like I'm now gonna be off the air...But the show must go on! So what will happen next time? Looks Like I'll need a replacement...I'm still gonna write all this, not other people. I'll just have a new host! Hehehe...Well baiyas!
Kitti: Wow! I haven't updated in awhile! About a couple of weeks! Sorry, I haven't updated much! I just been...ok, I wasn't busy. I was being attacked with radishes. *gets hit in the head with a glue bottle* OW! WHYJA DO THAT?!
Cloud: Cuz I felt like it.
Kitti: Grrrrr....anyway, I was lazy. And he is my guest star today.
Cloud: No, I'm not.
Kitti: WHAT?!
Cloud: I'm waiting for the arrival for my arch nemesis.
Kitti: Rufus?
Cloud: HE'S HERE?!
Kitti: err...no. Anyway, maybe if you wait, he'll come. So can you be my guest star?
Cloud: I must leave! *runs off*
Kitti: Uh-oh. I have no guest star! What am I to do? Hummmm....
audience member: Get someone else?
Kitti: THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK! *grins* I know! *runs outside*
Vincent: *in audience* Thank God, I thought she was going to pick me.
Yuffie: No joke. That was pure insanity.
Sephiroth: SHE'S pure insanity.
Vincent & Yuffie: Agreed! But who'll she pick?
Kitti: My guest is...
*everyone anticipates for the guest*
Kitti: Err....OK THIS WAS DESPERATE, I WAS REALLY DESPERATE!
Vincent: OH GOD, YOU DIDN'T!
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU COULDN'T, HOW COULD YOU?1
Sephiroth: EVEN I'M NOT THAT EVIL! Ok, so maybe I am, BUT HE'S STILL VERY VERY EVIIIIILLLLL!
Kitti: It's true....it's true, I had too. *crying* I was sooo desperate!
Heideggar: Hey everyone!
*audience scream and all heck broke lose*
Kitti: HEY! I'M JUST KIDDING!
*everybody celebrates*
Kitti: Heideggar is actually...Palmer in a bunny outfit!
*Vincent throws a donut at her*
Kitti: OWIE! OK! OK! It's actually Cid!
Cid: Wassup.
Kitti: NOW WE CAN START THE SHOW! Do I own you or anybody else in this story?
Cid: %@#$ no!
Kitti: You heard the man. So who wants to ask a question? Dude with the spikey hair, and 6,900 tattoos!
Tattoo Man: Are you truly the #1 bad mouth in the world?
Cid: $%^& Straight.
Tattoo Man: I bet you I can beat you!
Cid: Bring it *&^%$# on!
Kitti: We better take a commercial now before everyone's ears need to be scrubbed!
*COMMERCIAL*
Rufus: We here at ShinRa Corps. are offering you a chance of a lifetime...isn't that right my lady?
Mysterious Lady: Yes, my sir, you can join The ShinRa Strawberry Soldiers!
Rufus: Yes, and help us destroy Kitti once and for all!
Mysterious Lady: Is it time for the evil laugh now?
Rufus: Yes, it is.
Rufus & Mysterious lady Laughs evily
*End*
Kitti: O_O......................................
Cid: Dang, that guy is !@#$%^& after you.
Kitti: O_O ::falls over::
Vincent: Either she passed out from the commercial or she passed out from Cid and the other dude.
Yuffie: Hey, I got a question Cid!
Cid: Spill it.
Yuffie: What's with this tea?
Cid: When I made Cid's ~!@#$%^ Tea for the first time, I felt so refreshed and had a warm feeling of energy, I couldn't keep this to myself because it wouldn't be the right thing to do and I thought the world would be at peace if I shared it with the world!
Sephiroth: BUT IT TASTES NASTY!
Cid: SHUT UP, *&^%$#$#!
Sephiroth: *Draws out his sword* Say that again! I dare you!
*Suddenly Cloud swings from the ceiling and grabs Kitti and flies away before anyone could catch her*
Vincent & Yuffie: ...........
Kitti: *wakes up* Ugh....Where am...Cloud???
Cloud: Don't worry miss Kitti. I will protect you from Rufus! It is my duty.
Kitti: Oh Thank you, Cloud! Thank You! But wait! WHAT ABOUT MY PENNNIIIIIIEEE----
*static*
A/N: Looks like I'm now gonna be off the air...But the show must go on! So what will happen next time? Looks Like I'll need a replacement...I'm still gonna write all this, not other people. I'll just have a new host! Hehehe...Well baiyas!