Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Season 1:

Episode 1

"Welcome to my show,"said Cid. "Today`s our first episode and here`s Tidus!”

Tidus stepped up and sat on the cumfy chair next to Cid.

"Now from what I`ve heard you don`t exsist. You are just a simple dream.”

”Yes. I cannot touch nor talk to anyone. I`m in the Farplane," Tidus answered. "So Tidus,what are you into these days?" Cid asked. "Blitzball," Tidus laughed. "Blizball…huh? So tell us Tidus why are you here tonight?"Asked Cid."I wanna tell Yuna that Rikku is the one I love,"he said.

Yuna stepped down the isle in anger.

"Wait,what happened to the soundproof walls?"yelled one of Cid`s body guards.

"It broke!"Yuna yelled.

"Hey,Yuna. You ditched the ugly dress,"Tidus smiled. Yuna began to claw at Tidus when the body guard held her back.

"Um,this is supposed to be a good clean show!"said Cid. Yuna ignored Cid and tried to rip off Tidus` head. "Listen,calm down,Here`s Rikku!" yelled Cid as he got attacked bypeople from the audience. Rikku walked down with her new outfit. "Wow!"said Tidus drooling. Rikku began to walk towards Yuna laughing at the sight. "Hi,Yunie,"she smiled.

Tidus walked over to her and they began to kiss passionately."Why you little!"

Yelled Yuna and they got into the best cat-fight the world has ever seen.

The bodyguards finally held them back. Tidus grabbed Rikku by the arm and they walked off together.

"I was hoping this show would turn out to be a nice,clean comedy,but it`s not. It`s like Jerry Springer! I guess it is from now on," said Cid and the episode was over.