Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 2 ( Chapter 2 )

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Episode 2
"Hello,everyone and welcome to the Cid Highwind Show! I`m this is my
show. Today`s special guest is Sephiroth.” Cid said. Sephiroth stepped down the long isle
and sat next to Cid. "So Sephiroth,where you been since we killed you?"asked Cid. "I`ve
been with Aeris in the Promised Land,"said Sephiroth ."I see,so why have you come on
the show?"Cid asked."To talk to you.I am a Final Fantasy character and this is a Final
Fantasy talk show,"Sephiroth answered. "Oh,I see.Any love problems?" "No,why would
I? I`m Sephiroth.""Get outta my show!" Cid yelled. "Wait!There was one thing. I`m
cheating on Aeris," Sephiroth said."I love Kuja." "But isn`t Kuja a man?!"Cid said in
surprise. "No,she`s a tomboy so Zidane may have thought so,"Sephy answered. "Here
they are!"Cid yelled.
 
The crowd cheered as Kuja and Aeris entered the stage. "Sephy-cun,I have something
To tell you,"said Kuja. Aeris turned her head in rage. "Sephy-What?!" She yelled. The two began a better cat fight than last episode. Everyone cheered as the two fought. Then they attacked Sephiroth for being a sneak. "Sephiroth,I`ve been using you for Aeris.I really a man. Actually I`d say I`m somewhere in the middle,”Kuja sighed.
Sephiroth nodded and washed his mouth out with a bar of soap.