Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 6 ( Chapter 6 )

Cid Show!

"Yes,its another pathetic episode of Cid Highwind,"said Cid in a body cast.You see,after the last episode he was beaten up by people in the back alley for no odd reason."Today`s special guest is Fighter,"he said.

Fighter ran up to Cid and sat next to Cid."So,Fighter,word on the street is you and Reina are having an affair,"Cid said."I like Swords,"Fighter said."That`s nice,do you love Reina?"Cid asked.

Fighter:I like Swords.

Cid:You are annoying me .

Fighter:I like Swords.

Cid:Stop saying `I Like Swords!!!!!!!!!!'

Fighter:I like Swords.

Cid:Just answer my dang question!

Fighter:I like Swords

Cid motions to one of his bodyguards.The bodyguard opens a door revealing Reina.

Renia:Fighter,must we tell Bartz about our affair?

Fighter gets up from his seat and whispers in Reina`s left ear.

Reina:Ahhh,Yes Fighter,his name is Buttz.

Cid motions for his bodyguard to bring Bartz in the room.

(A/N:Has any one here played FF5? Well,Bartz is the main character who has a thing for Reina.Well,if u played FF6 for the SNES,you probably think Bartz looks cool and Reina would be a hottie.Well,they were both cool until I saw the opening CG for Final Fantasy Anthology,VI.You`ll see how ugly and hideous they look.)

Bartz (Buttz) entered the room and sat next to Reina.

Buttz:Thou art tender lily blossoms.And thou my love for you shines like the light of a thousands suns.

Reina:Thou art my @$$! My love shines for the wiseness of Fighter.

Fighter:I like Swords.

Buttz:You`re leaving me for that red-headed twit?!

Reina:YES.

Buttz:OK,I`ll go eat pudding then.

Reina:Come on.you sexy loveable idiot.

Fighter:I like Swords.

Reina:What did you just say??????!!!!!!

We`re through,you punk.I must find the man who`s name means @$$.

Reina walks out of the set.

Fighter:Sweet,she`s gone!White Mage,here I come!