Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 7 ( Chapter 7 )

Cid`s Show

"Ahhh,yes,I have recovered from my pointless,brutal beating,"Cid said waving to his audience."Today is a special episode.Since it's the 7th episode,and I come from the 7th Final Fantasy,we shall bring the entire FF7 cast up here,on this stage!"Cid shouted.

Lights flash and Cloud steps unto the set and waves to everyone."Hey dudes,`sup?I`m Cloud and I`m single and available,"he smiled.

More lights flashed as Tifa came in."I`m Tifa and I have huge……………

……………………… ………………rabbits,"she smiled and she opened motioned to the body guards to show off her gigantic,pet rabbits."OK,that was freaky,"Cloud said with a look resembling this:

O__ o

Red XIII walked unto the stage."No lights for me?I hate you guys,"he growled.

More lights flashed as Barret walked on o the stage.Cid huddled in a corner …..afraid.

(A/N: See Episode 4)

"Y`all,sup,my homies?"Barret shouted.Cid looked up."God,he`s a hippie,"He said to himself.

Sephiroth and Aeris walked on stage. (A/N:Aeris dumped Kuja!Yes,Episode 2 wasn`t that cool,but the Kuja thing was kinda funny)."Yes,I may be her killer,but hell,I love her,"Sephiroth smiled."Yeah,"smiled Aeris,ready to pull her gun if Sephiroth made a bad move.

Yuffie and Vincent walked on together as well."Hey y`all,"Yuffie cheered.Vincent sighed."God,I better be paid overtime for going out with Yuffie and starring in that gay commercial.Tom RO 91,YOU SHALL PAY!"

(A/N:I`m scared.)

"I hope we didn`t forget anyone,Oh goodie we didn`t,"Cid smiled."Barret,we already discussed your------wait one stinkin second! Red,Yuffie,and Cid are the only one`s I haven`t talked about love lives yet!"Said Cid.

Cid held the mic in Vincent`s face."How`s your love life?"

Vincent:WELL,THANKS TO TOM RO 91,I HAVE TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH YUFFIE AND STAR IN GAY COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cid:Um………that`s swell.

Yuffie:You don`t feel love for me Vincie…..

Vincent:How can I put this nicely?

NOOOOOO!

Yuffie:I`m leaving you,Vince.

Vincent:Sweetness.

Yuffie walks off the stage in anger.

Cid:…………OK? O_o

Red,how ya doin?

Red:Get away from me.

Cid:Come on guys we saved the world together,you have to be a little nicer to the dude with the spear.

Red:I liked you better as a smoking chimney that needed anger and `cussing' management.

Cid:Oh.Cry me a river.*Sticks out tounge*.

Red left the stage.

Cid:Who likes reunions anyways?Cloud,my man,sup?

Cloud:Tell the girlies I`m available.Tifa cheated on me with Squall.He thought she was Rinoa,can`t bame her.Although Tifa has the `rabbits'.

Tifa:Can`t you give me a second chance?

Cloud:Whatever.I surrender to the rabbits.

Tifa:You think Cookies and Creame are that cute?*Smiles,holding pet rabbits*

Cloud:Yeah,those rabbits too.O_o

Tifa and Cloud held hands and walked off the stage.

Cid:Sephiroth,how about you?

Sephiroth:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I KILLED AERIS AND BOUGHT THS FAKE ROBOT-REPLICA FIVE MINUTES AGO?????!

I mean hi……………..

Cid:You know what?!This episode sucks,go to credits.

THE NEXT DAY…………………

Cait Sith and Quina are banging on the door to the set."Open up!You said to bring your girlie if you had one,OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!