Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 8 ( Chapter 8 )
FINAL FANTASY LOOKALIKES,Cid being threatened with weapons,and a crappy car commercial.Another episode of Cid Highwind made to put on smiles to FF fans everywhere.
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Episode 8
"Hello,and welcome to the Cid Highwind Show.I`m your host Cid Highwind!"
Crowd:Hello,Cid.
Cid: Hello,my fanatics!
Crowd:We`re not fans of you.
A guy in the crowd:U STINK!*Throws a tomato*
*Nails Cid in the face.*
*Cid wipes the tomato off his face.
*Cid is then pelted with a rubber boot.*
Cid: OK,that's it…BARRET!
*Barret walks on the stage and loads his machine-gun-arm.*
*And shoots Cid*
Cid: Not me, you pinhead!!!!!!!!
Barret: Oh,well since you called me a pinhead.
*Loads Rocket Launcher*
Cid:OK,we`ll return to Cid Highwind after this break.
Commercial:
Cid (from FF10):,Welcome to Al Bhed`s Car Discount.I`ve got green cars,blue cars,red cars.Some people say to me:Hey Cid,where`d you get all this cars?
Well,that shall remain a secret.After all,the Airship business didn't work so good.
Anywho,if you don't show up in 10 hours, I`ll clobber this baby moogle with a crowbar.How about that,huh?
Back to the Show:
Cid:After a night in the emergency room,I am able to broadcast this show.
*Barret loads rocket launcher again.*
Cid:Today,instead of breaking up couples,we`re going to go over:
FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER LOOKALIKES!
*Cid motions for his bodyguard to roll a slide show*.
LOOKALIKES: 1.Dagger
2.Rinoa
3.Tifa
Cid:Yes,these people remain quite freaky to me.They`re like triplets,Especially Tifa
*Drools at photo of Tifa and spaces out for a second*.
Um…..on to the next slide.
LOOKALIKES:1.Cloud
2.Seifer
Cid: It may seem weird,but our producer,Tom RO 91,bought FF7 first and then FF8.He thought Seifer was Cloud and he was wondering why SeeDs weren't called SOLDIER.
(A/N:It`s true.)
LOOKALIKES:1.Sephiroth
2.Setzer
3.Baby picture of Cid.
Cid: HOW`d THAT GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!
*Takes out his picture*.
Cid: Now we all know over the years,Setzer and Sephiroth have been rivals in appearance.Next episode,we`ll study that topic.
LOOKALIKES:1.Paine
2.Lulu
3.Squall….er….Leon
Cid: Yes,(Leon`s gonna kill me),he four gothics.Let us move-
*Cid dodges a bullet*.
Leon aims his Gunblade at Cid and keeps firing as Cid dodges the bullets of doom.
Cid:How`d you get hear so stinkin fast?
Leon:News like that travels fast.
Cid:Huh?
Leon:Either that or I was in the audience.
Cid:Um…..*teeth chattering* See ya next episode on…..CID HI-*dodges bullet*-WIND!
Barret:I`ll help ya,Leon!
Cid runs away….scared.