Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 9 ( Chapter 9 )
This is one of those times you should put a talk show on mute.
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Episode 9
Cid: Welcome to Cid Highwind.Today ,we are gonna have Setzer talk ablout his love life.
*Setzer walks on stage.*
Setzer sat next to Cid and gave him a dirty look.
Cid: So,Setzer, how`s life?
Setzer:How isn't life?
Cid:Um……ok? You have anybody that you love out there.
Setzer: Do you?
Cid: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! I mean,yes.
Setzer: I mean no.
Cid: *grits his teeth*.So….I hear you gamble.
Setzer:What if you couldn't hear.If you were deaf,wha would you do?
Cid: Shut up , You dunce!
Setzer:Shut up?I cant shut an up.Up is not a noun.
Cid:Ok,that`s it!!!Bring in Sephiroth! !!!!!!!!
Sephiroth walks on the stage and sees Setzer.
Seph:YOU FOOL!
Setzer: What if I didn't fool?
Seph:You stole my look.
Setzer:Why would I steal a look like yours?
Audience:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seph clenches his fist and punches Setzer across the face.
Setzer:`Twas you who stole thy look.FF6 came out in 1994,you`re little FF7 came 3 years later.
Seph:Oh,yeah,I am younger.So I stole your look.
*Seph walks off the stage.*
Cid:Why wont you talk to me.
Setzer:The essence of life is not to talk,Cid.
Cid:GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR…….see ya next time on Cid Highwind!!!!!!!