Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 10 ( Chapter 10 )

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Episode 10

Cid: Hello,my adoring fans and welcome to the Cid Highwind Show.

Audience:BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cid: Today`s special guest is……..Shinra????!

Um……is this the right name?

*Bodyguard nods*

Cid: Ok…….give it up for Shinra.

*Audience claps*

Shinra walks on the stage.

(A/N:More like waddles,and makes that annoying,squeaky sound.)

Cid: So Shinra`s a boy,too.Wow,and I thought you were gonna be president Shinra for a second.

Bodyguard:He`s related.

Cid: So Shinra,how`s your love life?

Shinra: I`m just a kid.

Cid: Oh yeah,my mistake.What are you into?

Shinra: I`m just a kid.

Cid: So? You can still have hobbies.

Shinra: I`m just a kid.

Cid: You are really becoming aggravating.

Shinra: I`m just a kid.

Cid:I don`t care!!!!!!

Most kids are aggravating.

(A/N:Hey,Cid,don`t make me fire you!)

Cid:Sorry,Tom.I`m still tearing Shinra limb from limb.

Shinra:I`m just a kid.

Bodyguard: He`s right.

Cid: I know damn well he`s a kid! He`s said it only 500 times.

Bodyguard:He`s only said it 5 times.495 less,Highwind.And I know he`s a kid,I meant he`s right,you`ll be arrested for beating him up.

Cid: No,I`ll be arrested for killing him!

Cid grabbed his spear and chased after him.Shinra put a the dressphere on that he got in Luca (Sphere Break Finals)and began to fight Cid.

Bodyguard:We`re having some technical difficulties.We`re gonna have to end this episode early.