Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 10 ( Chapter 10 )
Episode 10
Cid: Hello,my adoring fans and welcome to the Cid Highwind Show.
Audience:BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cid: Today`s special guest is……..Shinra????!
Um……is this the right name?
*Bodyguard nods*
Cid: Ok…….give it up for Shinra.
*Audience claps*
Shinra walks on the stage.
(A/N:More like waddles,and makes that annoying,squeaky sound.)
Cid: So Shinra`s a boy,too.Wow,and I thought you were gonna be president Shinra for a second.
Bodyguard:He`s related.
Cid: So Shinra,how`s your love life?
Shinra: I`m just a kid.
Cid: Oh yeah,my mistake.What are you into?
Shinra: I`m just a kid.
Cid: So? You can still have hobbies.
Shinra: I`m just a kid.
Cid: You are really becoming aggravating.
Shinra: I`m just a kid.
Cid:I don`t care!!!!!!
Most kids are aggravating.
(A/N:Hey,Cid,don`t make me fire you!)
Cid:Sorry,Tom.I`m still tearing Shinra limb from limb.
Shinra:I`m just a kid.
Bodyguard: He`s right.
Cid: I know damn well he`s a kid! He`s said it only 500 times.
Bodyguard:He`s only said it 5 times.495 less,Highwind.And I know he`s a kid,I meant he`s right,you`ll be arrested for beating him up.
Cid: No,I`ll be arrested for killing him!
Cid grabbed his spear and chased after him.Shinra put a the dressphere on that he got in Luca (Sphere Break Finals)and began to fight Cid.
Bodyguard:We`re having some technical difficulties.We`re gonna have to end this episode early.