Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 11 ( Chapter 11 )
Zell and his hot dog.
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Episode 11
Cid: Welcome back,my adoring fans.
Audience :quietly whispering amoungst themselves* Should we tell him?
Cid: Today`s special guest is everyone`s favorite dork….
Audience:*whispering again* Well,I`d say Cid,but he`s not anyone`s favorite.
Cid: ZELL DINCHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A/N:I spelled his last name wrong!)
Audience:*clapping*
Zell walked down the isle and slapped everyone five as he went.
Zell: Sup dude? You`re cool cause your blonde.
Zell walked over and sat next to Cid in the famous big chair.
Cid: So Zell,what are you into?
Zell: Cars.Girls.Money.
Cid: What`s this money you speak of?
Zell:Well,it`s sort of like gil;only real.
Cid: Fantastic.
Zell: Yeah.
Cid:How`s your love life?
Zell: Well I`m going out with this girl….she`s a librarian.
Cid: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .Wat`s her name.
Zell:The girl with the pigtails.
Cid:No,you misunderstood me.What`s her name??
Zell: The girl with the pigtails.
Cid: That`s splendid.BUT WHAT`S HER NAME!!!!!!!!
Zell: The girl with the pigtails.
Cid: I NO WHAT HER HAIRSTYLE IS.TELL ME HER NAME IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell:Her name is The Girl With the Pigtails.But I`m cheating on her.
Audience:BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cid: Here`s the Girl with the Pigtails….
Zell:How`d you-!
Cid:DON`T ASK! It`s a talkshow ,we have our ways.
The girl with the pigtails (TGWTP):How …..could …..yo-you…Z-Zell…..?
Zell: I Must tell you.Hot Dog is the one I love.
Cid:Here`s Hot Dog!
One of Cid`s men comes out with a Hot Dog on a platter.
Zell:Oh,Hot Dog ,my love for you burns for like the light of million suns.
Hotdog:………..
(TGWTP) is being held back by Cid`s men as she`s struggling to kill Hot Dog.
(TGWTP):You punk.Zell is mine!!!!!!!
Hot Dog :…………
Zell:Hot Dog,I wrote I song for you.
Zell: OOOOOOOOOOOO,Hot Dog
I love you
You`ve brightened my life
Please be my wife
I love you
You`re better than money
As sweet as honey
I love you
O hot dog,you make me happy
O hot dog…………………………&# 8230;I am a pappy?
Because I love you
O hot dog,you`re better than pizza
And I really
Wanna eat ya!
Cause I love you.
I love you
I loooooooooooooooooooooovvveeeeeeee………..yyyyyyyyyooooooooo ooouuuuuu!!!!!!
Audience:O_o
Cid: O_o
(TGWTP):NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hot Dog:…………
Squall *in the audience*:HHHHHAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHA!
OK,Zell I owe you 1000 gil.That was funny.