Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 12 ( Chapter 12 )
FORBIDDEN MACHINA?!
Most of us wouldn`t care,but someone does.
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Episode 12
Cid: Hey,guys and gals.
Audience: Sup,Cid?
Cid: (Wow,they said `sup`.) Today`s special guest is Wakka.
Wakka came out from backstage and sat in the big,fluffy chair.
Wakka: Hey,mon.
Cid: Hi dude.
Audience : Hi and dude ? In the same sentence?!
Cid: Hey,dude.
Audience:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A guy from the audience: You`re still not cool.
Wakka:What`s up with them,ya?
Cid:They`re just the audience that waste their money coming to this show.
Wakka:Ah.
Cid: So how`s your life life?
Wakka:It`s good.Me and Yuna are-
Cid: Foget I asked,you`re married to Lulu.
…………..WAIT!Did you say Yuna?????????!!!!!!!
Wakka: ……..no.
Cid: Ok……..*checks his watch to see what time it is*.
Wakka: That`s forbidden Machina!!!!!!!
Cid:Where?!
Wakka:*Stares at camera and eyes widen* You`re defyi`n Yevon`s teachings,ya?
Cid:Nah.Yevon who?
Wakka:*Sees a guy with a cell phone.* HOLY CRAP! Sin gonna come ;Igotta get outta `dis set,ya?
Cid: *grins evily and presses a button*.
A huge robotic arm grabs Wakka and slams him unto the chair holding him there.
Wakka:GET ME OUTTA HERE YOU QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Hold on.I wanna watch a movie on this TV.
Wakka: A TV?
TV flashes on.
Wakka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Too much machina in one place.
Audience: What`s the movie?
Cid: I,Robot.
Wakka: Huh? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!