Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 13 ( Chapter 13 )
It`s funny.
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Episode 13
Cid: Hey everyone,today`s guest is Ultimecima.
Audience:*whispers amoung themselves*He obviously got into this episode quick.Either he has a crush on Ultimecima or he knows we hate him.
Ultimecima walked down the isle.
Mysterious,annoying Opera Voice: Fithos….
Cid:…….
Voice: Lusec…..
Cid:…….
Voice:Wecos……
Cid:grrrrrrr….
Voice: Vinosec…..
*gunblast*
Cid: Ok…..hows it goin?
Ultimecima:Good,but what happened to my invisible opera singers that follow me everywhere in any time period and sing the same four words over and over.
Cid:…….hows your lovelife.
Ultimecima:Guys say im hot but they hate my gray hair,good,Sid.
Cid: No,its spelled `Cid.'
Ultimecima: You mean "Kid."
Cid:…..No.
Ultimecima: But the letter `C' is unholy.UNHOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid:Right…..on to commercial.
Cidfromff10:Cid From FF10 here.If you don't head down and by cars in 10 seconds the moogle dies. *Raises Crowbar.*
10……9…8…7…6…5….4̷ 0;3…2….1…
Random Guy:Excuse me?
Cid: *aggrivated* What?!
Random Guy:Can I have a green car?
Cidfromff10:That`ll be 100,000 gil.
Random Guy:`k.
Cidfromff10:Ok,in 5 sec.,Ill kill it.
Cidfromff10: 5….4…3..2….1…..
Kimarhi:Kimahri want blue car.
Cidfromff10:Whatever.
Cidfromff10: 3 SECONDS……………!!!!!!!!!!!
3…2…1…
Lulu: Hi.Can I have a black car?
Cidfromff10:What do you need a car for? You can shoot a random beam in the sky and transport yourself.
Lulu: Oh yeah.Hey look, a moogle.*grabs the moogle*.
Cidfromff10:NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!