Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 14 ( Chapter 14 )

Episode 14

Cid:Hey,Its been a while since I had an episode because our wicked handsome,talented and wicked cool author transferred this story from one website to the other.

Audience:Who cares?

Cid:Well,after a while,todays special guest is…………Brother.

Brother:Runs down the aisle cheering.

Cid: Hey brother…whats your real name.

Brother sat in the chair twitching.

Brother:Yuna dance,Yuna dance,or Ill loose my sanity.

Cid: Well it appears this Yuna has held off dancing for a while.

Brother:AHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Cid: 00

Audience: 0o

Me: XD

Cid:Uh-huh…..so,I hear your father has an awesome first name.

Brother:I love Yuna.

Cid:OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH…..you mean Yuna as in Tidus girl?

Brother:TIDUS???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cid:Yeah……

Brother:Bring this Tidus out.I challenge him to a sword duel.The winner takes Yunas hand.

Cid: Why would you want Yunas hand.If you love her,wouldnt you want her whole body?

Audience Member 1 (A.M.1) whispers to A.M.2.

A.M.1:This guys jokes are staler than 24-year-old cookies.

A.M.2:Youre right,lets get out of here.

Cid: Heres Tidus!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tidus walked into the set and Brother came rushing at him.Cids two body guards held him back as the audience cheered.

"Cid!Cid!Cid!Cid!Cid!Cid!Cid!Cid!Cid!Cid!"

The two body guards held Brother in their grasp.

Tidus sighed.

Tidus:Come on Brother,Its the 8th time this week.

Brother pulled out a blade of pure gold.Tidus pulled out his Brotherhood.

(A/N:Yay!My first fight scene)

Brother held his Goldenblade in the air and charged toward the blonde hippie.

Yuna stood at a random balcony waving a hankercheif,dreesed like a princess.

Tidus:This is so lame.

When brother reached Tidus,he threw a blow of his goldenblade at Tidus and sent him to the ground.

Tidus grabbed a pack of Heinz ketchup and squirted it all over himself to make it look like Brother actually was wounded since Yuna annoyed him to death and he loved Rikku.

Brother cheered and threw his hands up in the air.He ran up to Yuna and they eached had a tear of happiness.

(Insert the FFVIII music that was played when Rinoa and Squall where in the Ragnorok defying gravity,literally.If you haven't played FFVIII or made it to that part,picture peaceful music.)

Brother:O my Yuna.

Yuna:O my…..Brother.Wow,Im not gonna get used to saying that affectionately.

Brother:O my precious Yuna,marry me and we shall grow old together.We shall be bonding forever like grass and……dirt.Take my hand and we shall be the rulers of Spira.

Audience:Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh………