Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 15 ( Chapter 15 )
Episode 15
Cid: I`m *sob* sad because *sniff* this is the last episode *honk*…..(excuse me) the Cid Highwind Show.
Audience:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cid: Sorry,I meant for Season One.Season Two is coming soon.Anyways,Today`s guest are…….
A Random Dude takes two drumsticks and drumrolls.
Cid: Rajin and Fujin,because we can`t invite them separate.
Fujin and Rajin walk down the isle.
Cid: Hey guys.
Rahin:Sup,ya know?
Fujin:DEATH.WILL.COME.UPON.YOU…..I.MEAN.HI!
Cid: oooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk? So are you two like goin out?
Rajin:WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!!!,ya know?
Fujin: RAGE.ANGER.BLACKMAIL.
Cid:O_o
Rajin:Waaaaaiiittt,you know we`re siblings,ya know?
Cid:oooooooohhhhh…..sorry.
Fujin:HAPPINESS.DAISYS.UNICORNS.LOOLLYPOPS.MEADOWS.RACOONS.
Cid:Wait,how can you be siblings?
Rajin:So what are you a racist,ya know?
Cid:No,I-
Fujin: TORCHER.CHAMBERS.SKELETONS.PANDEMONIUM!
Cid:……..is that my fate?
Rajin:The last one is,ya know?
Cid:Pandemonim?
Suddenly,a giant creature appeared from he sky and swallowed Cid into its tube.
Cid:Um….I`ll see you kids next season after many examinations,surgerys,and tonsil removals.
Fujin:CID.THOSE.ARE.LIKE.WHAT.I.SAID.BEFORE.YOU.MADE.THAT.RACIST ……..ok,its like what I said before you made the racists comment compared to what`s ahead,ya know?
Rajin:YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! OMIGOSH!I.CAN`T.BELIEVE.IT.FUJIN.TALKED.WITHOUT.US.SWITCHING.THE.WAY.WE.TAL K…….OH.CRAP!I.AM.DOOMED.
Cid:You can say that again.
End of Season 1.