Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 15 ( Chapter 15 )

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Episode 15

 

Cid: I`m *sob* sad because *sniff* this is the last episode *honk*…..(excuse me) the Cid Highwind Show.

 

Audience:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Cid: Sorry,I meant for Season One.Season Two is coming soon.Anyways,Today`s guest are…….

 

A Random Dude takes two drumsticks and drumrolls.

 

Cid: Rajin and Fujin,because we can`t invite them separate.

 

Fujin and Rajin walk down the isle.

 

Cid: Hey guys.

 

Rahin:Sup,ya know?

 

Fujin:DEATH.WILL.COME.UPON.YOU…..I.MEAN.HI!

 

Cid: oooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk? So are you two like goin out?

 

Rajin:WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!!!,ya know?

 

Fujin: RAGE.ANGER.BLACKMAIL.

 

Cid:O_o

 

Rajin:Waaaaaiiittt,you know we`re siblings,ya know?

 

Cid:oooooooohhhhh…..sorry.

 

Fujin:HAPPINESS.DAISYS.UNICORNS.LOOLLYPOPS.MEADOWS.RACOONS.

 

Cid:Wait,how can you be siblings?

 

Rajin:So what are you a racist,ya know?

 

Cid:No,I-

 

Fujin: TORCHER.CHAMBERS.SKELETONS.PANDEMONIUM!

 

Cid:……..is that my fate?

 

Rajin:The last one is,ya know?

 

Cid:Pandemonim?

 

Suddenly,a giant creature appeared from he sky and swallowed Cid into its tube.

 

Cid:Um….I`ll see you kids next season after many examinations,surgerys,and tonsil removals.

 

Fujin:CID.THOSE.ARE.LIKE.WHAT.I.SAID.BEFORE.YOU.MADE.THAT.RACIST ……..ok,its like what I said before you made the racists comment compared to what`s ahead,ya know?

 

Rajin:YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! OMIGOSH!I.CAN`T.BELIEVE.IT.FUJIN.TALKED.WITHOUT.US.SWITCHING.THE.WAY.WE.TAL K…….OH.CRAP!I.AM.DOOMED.

 

Cid:You can say that again.

 

End of Season 1.