Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Famous Last Words ❯ Screw You! ( Chapter 2 )

Kon'nichi wa minna-san, while I was online I found a great site to lean Japanese and I leaned how to say: "Then, how about that over there?" It's: "Jaa, are wa." ^^ I don't know if it'll be any use to me, but it's Japanese and it sounds cool! I also know how to introduce myself in Japanese! It's: "Watashi wa [your family name] [your last name] desu. Hajimemashite. ^______________^

Anyhow, here's the next chapter and it is NOT YukixKyo or KyoxYuki… sadly. T-T

Disclaimer: Kore desu ka. Kore wa denwa desu. Ano inu no namae wa nan desu ka. Itaria no doko desu ka. Iie, Rondon desu. ^^ If anyone can read this, please tell me in a review, and for those who don't know, it's gibberish! ^_______^ If you really want to know, I'll tell you at the end of the chapter, okay?

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Tohru: *walks in* O.O Sohma-kun, could you please go talk to Kyo-kun?

Yuki: No.

Tohru: Please, for me.

Yuki: *eye twitches* *thinks* How does she do that?! *out loud* Okay.

Tohru: Oh thank you! *throws arms around Yuki* *Yuki changes* Oh, gomen! I'm so, so sorry! [Japanese Translations: Sorry]

Yuki: *sighs* No, it's not your fault. ^___^;;

On Roof (I don't know how Yuki got there because he's a rat and all, buuuuut…) :

Kyo: So you beat Kagura and now I'm your prize, ne?

Yuki: I truly have no idea what you're talking about, but no.

Kyo: Hah, very funny, I mean, I knew you hated me, but really, I thought it was hate, not something else.

Yuki: *changes back and kicks Kyo off of the roof* I despise you, nothing more.

Kyo: Not what I remember hearing.

Yuki: Well, whatever come out of my mouth meant nothing.

Kyo: Right, to quote: "I never admitted it, but I love you too Kyo." Right outta the rat's mouth.

Yuki: Yes, well I remember that we both said that we loved Shigure and you were singing that "Men in Tights" song.

Kyo: It was catnipp, you know, cat-nipp.

Yuki: Yes, and ratnipp did the same thing to me. (Oh, and did I mention you rubbing on Honda-san?)

Kyo: Hah, ratnipp, hahahahahah! And at least I wasn't rubbing on you or Shigure, so *sticks out tongue*

Yuki: *sigh* Whatever, I don't need to waist my time trying to convince you. (And you do know that you're not on the roof anymore, ne?)

Kyo: No shit I know and did you just come to piss me off?!

Yuki: If you must know, Honda-san asked me to talk to you… *climbs off roof and walks into house*

Kyo: *yells* You know, that condescending attitude of yours really pisses me off!

Yuki: *doesn't hear because he's already IN THE HOUSE, HINT HINT!*

Kyo: Fuck this, I'm leaving!

Inside:

Tohru: Sohma-kun, did you talk to him?

Yuki: Yes.

Tohru: What happened?

Yuki: He's just an idiot.

Tohru: Sohma-kun…

Yuki: He didn't believe anything I said, it was a waist of time.

Tohru: Sohma-kun, it's not fair to Kyo-kun. Dogs and cats don't get along and neither do rats and cats so it's hard for him, but maybe if you tried talking nicely to him, he may listen. (a/n: Even though cats and dogs KILL

and/or EATS rats I might add!)

Yuki: He never has listened and he's to stubborn to change that.

Tohru: But… but maybe if I talked to him…

Yuki: Perhaps, but I'm not talking to that baka neko.

Tohru: But if I get him to talk will you please talk with him, he needs a friend.

Yuki: No.

Tohru: Why not? T-T

Yuki: Kyo is the type who attracts others to him. I've often thought that even though he can't be in the zodiac he might be able to face people in a normal body. I've always wished that I could be like that. (a/n: I give you props if you recognize that. ^^)

Tohru: Sohma-kun, I'm sorry, I didn't know you felt that way. T-T I'll go find him.

Later:

Tohru: *crying* Sohma-kun, I searched everywhere, the house, the property and I couldn't find him anywhere! T-T

Yuki: Did you check in the basement?

Tohru: No, I was to scared!

Yuki: -.-;;

Tohru: Could you come check with me?

Yuki: *sigh* If you're that scared… do we even have a basement?

Shigure: *walks in* No, actually we don't, sorry to get your hopes up.

Both: -__-;;

Later… Yet AGAIN!!!! Oh, and They're Now at School!:

Tohru: There you are Kyo! We've been looking all over for you!

Kyo: Go away!

Yuki: Be nice to Honda-san, she's just trying to help!

Kyo: Fine… please go away!

Yuki: -.-;; Oh yeah, that's much better.

Tohru: Guys, please don't fight.

Kyo: You know I came here to be alone. *gets up* I'm leaving.

Tohru: *thinks* It's Monday morning, who would Kyo-kun come here to be alone…? (a/n: He left on Sunday)

Yuki: Come back here, Honda-san's been looking for you all this time and you're just gonna leave?! You really are an idiot.

Kyo: Well I'm sorry she wasted her time…

Yuki: *slaps Kyo*

Kyo: What the hell?!

Yuki: Honda-san's been working so hard, I'm not just going to let you leave without an explanation.

Kyo: Fine, you want an explanation, I'm sick of you and Shigure and I want to be left alone, happy?!

Yuki: Then why didn't you just leave in the first place?!

Kyo: Don't you think I haven't already tried that, but every time I try somebody says things like: Go back,

it'll be different, but it never is!

Yuki: Then why do you keep coming back and if you're just going to end up returning then why do you even leave? Unlike me you have to freedom do leave, but obviously you're to stupid to take that opportunity.

Kyo: Yeah , you don't have the freedom because you're actually one of the zodiac… why do I even bother, I'm leaving.

Yuki: I don't see why you want to be part of the zodiac, it's not all that great, I'd much rather be out of it, like you.

Kyo: Fine, whatever, but I'm leaving whether you like it or not so you can just kiss my ass.

Yuki: You fight me because you think that if you beat me you'll become part of the zodiac, well what will you do if you finally beat me? You'll be caged here forever, you'll have to follow all of Akito's orders, you'll louse your free will, well I'm tired of it, you must think I have it so good.

Kyo: Yeah, well it's not all that great being "free" either. You're treated as an outcast, no matter what you do. You're always treated differently, nobody gives a damn about you. You're treated like… like an onigiri in a fruits basket, everybody knows you don't belong and act as if you're not there.

Yuki: What about Honda-san? She treats you like everyone else, but I doubt that you really deserve her kindness.

Kyo: You know what, fuckoff! I didn't come here for a lecture from Oprah!

Yuki: *punches Kyo in the face* I've had just about enough of you!

Tohru: Sohma-kun, please, stop! T-T

Yuki: You know what, I just don't care any more. *walks out*

Tohru: *starts crying* Sohma-kun please wait!

Kyo: Tohru, don't cry, I… I didn't mean to… to make you… you know, cry or anything!

Tohru: I-I just *sniff* made it even worse. I'm-I'm sorry!

Kyo: I… urh… no… you were just trying to help, it's not your fault we hate each other.

Tohru: But-I just made-made everything worse for everyone!

Kyo: No you… well maybe you did, but at least you tried (a/n: To help, not to make it worse. ^___^;;) and that's the important part *thinks* WTF, that's hella friggin' sappy! *out loud* Tohru, wait here, there's something I gotta do.

Tohru: But-you-I…

Kyo: Hey, Yuki, wait up, we need to talk! (a/n: Shock shock!)

Yuki: …

Kyo: *punches Yuki* And you said I had no feelings! (a/n: He didn't really, it's just implied.)

Yuki: Oh, I see, you totally change when the situation switches.

Kyo: What the hell's that supposed to mean?!

Yuki: It means that when you're the one hurting her you don't give a shit, but when it's someone else hurting her you go into defensive mode.

Kyo: You son of a bitch! Look, okay, maybe I do, but… I can't help it! Look, Tohru's crying in there because of us so get over your all mighty self and go talk to her!

Yuki: You know why I'm leaving, because I don't want to hurt her. We'd just keep on fighting and she'd just keep crying, it's better if only one of us stay and I'm leaving.

Kyo: But… but why do I have to be the one to comfort her, you're better at it and she likes you better… And even if she doesn't, you're used to people and their pathetic ways! (a/n: Look at what he's saying about us! T-T)

Yuki: Again I say, you're an idiot.

Kyo: Fine, you know what, you're right, okay, happy?! Now go comfort Tohru, I'd probably screw everything up.

Yuki: … Is it that you don't like Honda-san?

Kyo: No, but look, I'm not good with people, according to Shigure I'm good with bears, but I just don't know what to say…

Yuki: … You denied about training with bears and I'm sure something'll come to you.

Kyo: But I… you… do you even know what she said after you left, she was like: *in high voice* "Sohma-kun, please, wait!" asking for you, not me so…

Yuki: Yeah, but she went through all that trouble looking for you. (Where as I would have left you to rot and die.)

Kyo: But… I… you… she… why wont you go comfort her? … Is it that you don't like her?

Yuki: No, it's not that… wait, I just asked you that a second ago…

Kyo: You noticed, it's called reverse psychology, now answer my question!

Yuki: I just did.

Kyo: No, the other question, why wont you comfort her?

Yuki: What, are you that desperate?

Kyo: Oh, so you're scared to help her, that's all… chicken!

Yuki: Why would I be scared to help her, you do know that this makes no sense, ne?

Kyo: Then go help her!

Yuki: Why, you're capable of doing it on your own. (As strange as that may be.)

Kyo: NO I'M NOT!

Yuki: This is easier than I thought.

Kyo: What?!?!

Yuki: Reverse psychology, baka neko!

Kyo: Oh; okay, but go talk to Tohru!

Yuki: No.

Kyo: Why not?!

Yuki: Because my plane's leaving in fifteen minuets!

Kyo: WTF?!

Yuki: Internet.

Kyo: Oh… Look, will you do it for Tohru's sake… please?!

Yuki: Beg.

Kyo: NO!

Yuki: Alright, bye then. *beguines to walk away*

Kyo: No wait… fine! *gets down on knees* Please, please at least help me comfort Tohru!

Yuki: Ah, satisfaction. Fine, I'll help.

Kyo: *growls* I Hate you!

Yuki: And I hate you too.

Kyo: Okay, not that we've established that…

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Okay, here's what the disclaimer means in English: "This? This is a telephone." "What is that dogs name?" "Where in Italy?" "No, it is in London." ^^ Told you it was gibberish! ^^ I put the "Where in Italy? No, it's in London" part in a disclaimer on my friends site and since I'm doing a lot of work (and all of the typing!) I'm TAKING part of the site! It's not on any search engines yet, but I'll put the link up when it is. ^^

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