Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ An invitation you cant resist ❯ Far too early for his liking ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer - I in no way own FullMetal Alchemist, though I do own the current Fuhrer, Jacob.

 

Okay, this is my very first FullMetal Alchemist fan fic and I haven't watched all of the series so it's going to be completely off. The information that I have is from the 20 or so episodes I have watched and from my nutter friend who is completely obsessed with it and got me into it. Plus a few spoilers here and there that I've picked up from fan fics, my friend and the internet. I also put a new Fuhrer in. Im not actually sure what happened to him in the series, but I don't like King Bradley so I decided to scrap him for a Fuhrer I liked better. Sorry not Mustang, otherwise the plot in my story would die. Al still doesn't have his body. Im hoping to interface that in the story somewhere but first I have to actually watch the series. So hopefully this fan fic will last as long as I need it to. Anyway, here goes with the first chapter. Reviews will be greatly appreciated and any help on info and how OOC (out of character) the characters are would be great as well. And also, this plot is very weird but I just couldn't resist. Oh and Al isn't actually with Ed at the moment, he's in Rizembool with Winry for reasons I'm not saying but yeah…so if you're wondering that's where he is…here goes.

 

Bang, bang, bang.

A small blond haired head briefly unstuck itself from its pillow and promptly flopped back down, the head almost disappearing from sight amongst the cool softness of it.

Bang, bang, bang.

The head popped up again, barely opening his eyes, gold peeping through. Who the hell was that? His head disappeared again.

“Open up Fullmetal!” a voice filtered through the hair.

Bang, bang, bang. Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric groaned and buried his head further into his pillow. He should have known. It was the Colonel. Couldn't he knock like a normal person? And what was he doing here in the first place? He heard strange jingling and then his door opened. Ed quickly sat up, extremely pissed off for 1, being interrupted during the wrong hours of the morning and 2, having a stupid bastard barge into his sleeping quarters. Yaay, great wake up call. Mustang was standing at his door with a grin on his face. He seemed to be enjoying himself.

“You cant do that!” Ed objected angrily, his blanket slipping to the floor from Ed's fast movements. Mustang watched it fall and then looked back up, his eyes locking with Ed's.

“I just did. Why are you still sleeping?” Mustang asked, looking Ed up and down slowly. Ed blushed and then cursed himself for being such an idiot and obvious.

“It has something to do with it being 7 am on a Saturday morning you moron!” Ed snapped, partly from anger and partly from shame at his reaction to Mustang's stare. Then he noticed the Colonel was wearing his uniform.

“Going somewhere? The doors there”

“Get dressed Ed. Which way is your kitchen?”

“Kitchen? You've never been in a dorm room before have you? Hey wait a sec, what do you mean get dressed? GET OUT!” Mustang sighed and then put the bag Ed had failed to notice onto the desk on the far wall.

“For once can you not argue with me? I don't make it a hobby to wake my subordinates up at 7 in the morning on a Saturday…at least not in uniform. Just get dressed” That was when Ed noticed that Mustang looked hassled. Rolling his eyes he got out of bed and went into a room Mustang assumed was the bathroom. After a few moments Roy heard the shower turn on and he stared at the door in disbelief. Then his face coiled into anger. He did not need this right now! The Fuhrer was on his back to get this mission complete and it would take Ed a while to say yes to the idea and he only had 3 hours until the train left. He charged towards that door and swung it open, a little surprised that it was unlocked.

 

Ed turned at the sound and his jaw dropped. Mustang gulped as he looked at a naked, wet Edward Elric. Even dreams couldn't compare. Then Ed came to his senses and hurried out of the shower and grabbed a towel.

“WHAT THE HELL COLONEL BASTARD!? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PERVERT? GET OUT!” Mustang raised an eyebrow because Ed was blushing a rather dark shade of red.

“WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? GET OUT YOU STUPID FUCK!” Mustang smirked and stepped closer. Ed narrowed his eyes. What was he doing? That thought could have come from both Ed and Mustang.

“You look sexy when you're wet and your hair is flowing down your shoulders” Mustang whispered seductively. Ed stared at him, wide-eyed.

“Uh…” Mustang stepped closer. Ed knew he should have stepped back but…this was one of his greatest fantasies. He couldn't remember how long he had lusted after the Colonel for. Mustang leaned down, the distance between their lips slowly closing…

 

“Edward! Get out of that shower right now!” Mustang yelled and threw a towel at him. Ed started and stared at him. Had he just spaced with a fantasy about Roy? He shook his head. No way. He hated the bastard. The towel slipped to the floor without Ed even attempting to grab it. Mustang raised an eyebrow in confusion.

“Ed what's wrong with you? Are you deaf?” Ed glared at Mustang before grabbing the now wet towel and wrapping it around his waist. Unbeknownst to him Mustang had gotten quite a good look at the alchemist prodigy before he had covered up and loved every moment of it. If you couldn't have the real thing, at least you could stare.

“What are you doing? Get out you pervert! Or do you always watch your subordinates shower in the mornings?” Mustang scowled.

“I don't have time for this Edward, dry yourself off and get dressed. You don't have time for a shower, understand me?”

“No I don't you egotistical -”

“I'll make it an order if I have to, just hurry up!” Ed sighed angrily and slammed the door in Roy's face. Roy's scowl deepened. But he backed away and sat on Ed's bed. He glanced at it. It was all rumpled from Ed's restless sleeping and the pillow had a small dent in it from his head. Absently stroking the warm pillow that held Edwards scent Roy's mind went back over the mission he had been given.

 

“These men are a real threat to the military Mustang. I know that you wouldn't have too much trouble infiltrating them but you need a partner and…they have certain quirks about them”

“Quirks Fuhrer?”

“You'll be going with FullMetal Mustang” Why did that sound like he was avoiding the question Mustang had asked.
”Uh…yes, sir” Why Edward?

“As his lover” Mustang stared at the Fuhrer.

“I must have heard that wrong, what did you just say?”

“There are only men in this rebel faction Mustang and those who don't prefer men pretend that they do to stay in or get in”

“I see what you mean by quirks”

“Colonel Mustang, this is an important mission do you understand me?”

“But Fuhrer! Why me, of all people? Surely you should know about-”

“I don't think anyone in the military doesn't know about your womanizing Mustang, there is a reason Hawkeye has been the only female assigned to you in years. But to do with FullMetal, you are the best choice we have”

“But what about Havoc? Or Fuery? …Armstrong?”

“Armstrong Mustang?” Roy could have sworn Jacob was smirking.

“Okay, good point. I just…why me? Why FullMetal?”

“Fullmetal because he's the child prodigy Mustang, and because he has a way of getting information we can never seem to catch up on. And this mission will be helping his cause”

“Cause Fuhrer?” Mustang asked uncertainly.

“I'm smarter than I look Roy, I know that Edward is searching for the philosophers stone”

“And you condone it?” Mustang asked, surprised.

“Of course” Jacob seemed a little surprised himself.

“He's a good kid and I have no idea why he want to do such a thing but if that's his ambition, then I see no reason to not want it for him. I have reason to believe that this rebel faction has some information that will be useful for him. I don't know what it is, but I know it's important” Mustang raised an eyebrow.

“I know it's a long-shot but when has anything to do with the Philosophers stone not been?” Mustang shrugged. Jacob was right, of course.

“But then why me? And his lover sir? Why cant we just be friends and pretend that we're gay? Why do we have to…”

“You because I know where you're loyalties lie and you have exceptional skills. Edward couldn't have a better person protecting him” Mustang highly doubted that but said nothing.

“And his lover because it is a threat to the military Mustang, we do want to exterminate them, so the higher the chances of successfully getting in the better. Having proof that you are indeed gay is the best success we could come up with. You have your orders Colonel” Mustang saluted.

“Sir” Jacob saluted and Mustang walked out stiffly.

 

“Don't do that, that's creepy Colonel bastard” a familiar voice shook him from his memory. Mustang looked up to a dressed Edward Elric. He quickly let go of the pillow.

“Are you done being childish?” Ed just glared at him.

“What do you want? And this better be good” he said and then glanced at the bag.

“What's in the bag?”

“Oh right, breakfast, but it needs to be heated up. We'll wait till we get to my house FullMetal” Ed stopped short from walking over to the bag.

“What do you mean when we get to your house? I'm not going to your house!”

“I need to get my stuff. You and I have a mission that we have been ordered to conduct” Ed stared at him, horrified as Mustang explained what they were required to do. No fucking way…

 

Sorry, I love leaving things hanging… it even annoys me sometimes. Anyway, please review and tell me how I went. Even flames are good, that way I know how to improve…just be mature about it please? I tended to switch randomly between Roy's first and last name…sorry about that, I do it all the time, especially when I'm talking to my friends about him. As you'll notice, I switch Edward and Ed randomly as well and you'll figure out I also do it what Maes as well. (Maes and Hughes) I'll write the next chapter as soon as possible but I would like at least one review before I post it…so I know that at least one person likes it.