Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ It Takes A Thief ❯ Funding and Discovering ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A/N- Mmm, well, if notin' else, here's the next chapter of It Takes A Thief.
Rating- T
Warning(s)- Shonen-ai, robbery and television.
Disclaimer- Me no own.
Claimer- Me own Aquila Animi and Flamma Patria.
Pairings- Royed, HavocFuery
(Extra note- Um, for the OC's, uh, Animi stands at about 5'7", wears glasses, has free hanging long brown bangs and the rest of her hair is pulled back in a tight shoulder length ponytail while Flamma stands at about 6'5" has long brown braided bangs, slightly spiky hair that is pulled back in a braid that goes down to the small of her back. There.)
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Havoc walked up to the two women, a bit careful, but, really, he should be. He tapped the tallest brunette on the shoulder and she turned around, glaring at the poor blonde. Havoc's first instinct was to run, but he didn't. The only thing keeping him there was determination. "Upon why do thi speak, what be your reason? Havoc-shoi why arst though here, with but fellow warriors?" the brunette hissed, blood red eyes flashing.
Havoc shifted his cigarette to the other side of his mouth nervously and replied. "Um, I was just wondering if I could get yours and Animi's help in robbing Mustang's house," Across the table Aquila Animi looked up from the stuff called food in front of her in surprise.
"Rob the kids house? Man are you crazy. Mustang'd kill you faster then I could eat a steak," Aquila shook her head. "Damn, ya gotta have a plan for that."
Havoc looked at the woman as if he'd never thought of that. Across the room Fuery was grinning as he listened to the conversation through the microphone he had put on Havoc's uniform, believing it wouldn't happen.
"Well, I was thinking of doing it in the style of the TV series It Takes A Thief," Havoc replied, getting a grin from Flamma.
"Ah! Be that your reason! We see the stars and do they say, but shall we not stay away. But should I say, you need but do, a thing that I may not know of," Flamma replied, "You but choose the fellow, who wields the camera," Flamma glanced at Aquila, who grinned her approval.
"See ya in a week by Mustang's house, kay?" Aquila asked getting a nod from Havoc. "Good."
Havoc ended up going back to a depressed Fuery all happy and stuff.
Sometime later day, Fuery was in the office alone, working, when Hawkeye entered the room. The idea of what he was going to do made Fuery sick and looking at Hawkeye made him rethink the promise of not telling anyone about the fake robbery.
"Um, Lieutenant Hawkeye, I have something I need to tell you," Fuery blurted out, getting Hawkeye to turn and look at him.
"Yes Fuery? What is it?" Hawkeye asked, observing the way the man twitched slightly. "Is it something that Havoc told you not to tell that could annoy anyone?" Fuery nodded meekly, looking at his desk, the wall, basically anywhere then Hawkeye's face. "Well then, I wont tell him if you tell me," Fuery looked at Hawkeye in surprise.
"Well, Havoc is planning to, uh, rob Mustang-taisa's house in the guise that he is with the show It Takes A Thief. He even got Animi and Patria to fund it," Fuery replied quickly, but still slowly enough for Hawkeye to understand. Hawkeye raised her eyebrow in amusement.
"Well, it looks like the taisa's going to amused," Hawkeye said, causing Fuery to look at her in surprise. Hawkeye smiled at him. "He was wondering how long it would take Havoc to get back at him. Don't worry Fuery, I wont tell Havoc, but I will tell the taisa. This should be interesting," And then Hawkeye left the room to find and tell Roy leaving a shell-shocked Fuery behind.
For Havoc it hap been a hands down descision on who should be the camera guy. Hughes, naturally, seeing as the man used a camera about five-hundred times a day. How hard could it be for him?
While Fuery was talking to Hawkeye, Havoc had tracked Hughes down, but all the spectacled man was doing was going on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on about his daughter. And before long Havoc finally managed to get the man to stop talking.
"Hughes, I need your help," Havoc said, just fed up with the mans insesent rambling. Hughes surprisingly stopped talking, pushing his glasses up.
"What?"
In a dark alley about five blocks from Eastern Headquarters, Aquila was leaning against the brick wall, a cellphone at her ear. "Konichi-wa man. .(Hello to you to LB) . Mmm-hmm. .(Is there a reason for your quite unexpected phonecall?) . Aa. .(Thought so. How you doing?) . I'm fine, you?. .(My mother just died) . Ah, I see. .(Now, why did you call again?) . Um, if I remember right, don't ya work on the series It Takes A Thief. .(. . . Yeah) . Mmm-hmm. .(Is for some stupid reason?) . Yeah. .(Leave me out of it) . Um, could I ask ya a favour?. . ." A Pause. "Uh, ya there man?. .(I hate you) . I know man. Um, ya know 'bought the Amestris Alchemical Army?. .(Yes). Which two alchemist's immediatly come to mind?. .(Hono'o and Hagane. Why?) ." Aquila smirked. "(Oh god. Are you. . .?) Mmm-hmm. .(I'm in. I'll send some guys out.) . Thanks man. That would be in five days. .(Okay, see you) . You to. Bye."
Aquila flipped the phone shut and looked up at Flamma, who was on the other side of the alley. Flamma raised her eyebrow considerably. "O-kay. I never knew you were that well connected."
Aquila shrugged, smirking all the while. " I gotta be Flam-chan. I'm tired, let's go home," Flamma nodded, wrapping her arm around Aquila's shoulder as the two left the alley.
"Taisa," Roy and Edward looked up as Hawkeye entered Roy's office, Edward being in Roy's lap though. Hawkeye nearly mentioned their position, but decided against it, knowing it woulf be better to tell Roy about Havoc.
"Yes Hawkeye?" Roy asked, both he and Edward relieved about how Hawkeye didn't mention their position.
"Havoc-shoi has made his move," Hawkeye replied getting a raised eyebrow from Roy. "He plans to rob your house," Roy's eyebrows went way up and Edward responded.
"WHAT? THAT SMOKING BASTARD IS DEAD!" Roy put his hand over Edward mouth and motioned for Hawkeye to continue.
"Edowadp-kun, he is going to do it in a style similar to that of the show, It Takes A Thief. He has funding," Hawkeye said. Edward calmed down, but was still mad.
"Who would fund him?" Roy laughed, thinking whoever would do was an idiot. Edward was more thinking about how he could get entertainment from watching Roy's stuff getting stolen. Sure, some his own stuff would be stolen to and he'd be the guest room for awhile, but it could worth it.
"Animi, Aquila and Patria, Flamma are the funders," Hawkeye replied. Well, at least Roy was right, the funders were idiots.
"Well, this should be amusing," Roy replied. Hawkeye nodded and left the room. Roy then turned to Edward. "Don't even think about it."
"Think about what?" Edward replied innocently. Roy just rolled his eyes.
"You know what I mean."
"Not even once?"
"No."
Edward pouted.