Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Man! I feel like a woman! ❯ Chapter 4

*Sigh* This is a fun chapter. I really like it. I hope you people with sick minds like mine like it too!

Tamahome: Sick doesn't begin to cover it.

Tasuki: Yer one sad person, Melyn, ya know that?

Hehe. The boys like it! That should be enough encouragement for you to read it!

Chibi Tamahome and Tasuki hold up signs that say 'Go back now! Not a good chapter!'

Melyn *bops them over the head with Tasuki's tessen* Have fun reading this and please review!!

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Chapter 4

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Tamahome screamed bloody murder and bolted out of her room. Tears streamed down the seishi's face as she rounded a corner and collided with Tasuki.

The impact was too much for the women and they both fell to the floor.

"What da fuck?!" Tasuki screamed and pushed the teal haired woman off. "What da hell is goin' on?!" She shook Tamahome.

"I...I..." Tamahome sobbed and fell onto her fellow seishi. "I'm dying!" She cried into the others chest. "Oh Tasuki! I'm gonna die!"

Tasuki's eye's widened to the size of saucers. "What do ya mean yer dyin?"

"I mean I'm dying!" Tamahome yelled into Tasuki's chest. "You have to help me!"

Tasuki sighed. "Why do ya think yer dyin'?"

"Well..." Tamahome looked up at the fiery woman she was clinging to. "When I woke up this morning I was bleeding." Tamahome blushed a brilliant shade of red.

"So what if you were bleedin'!" Tasuki yelled. "You could've hit something' sharp in the night! I do dat all the time! It don't mean yer dying!"

"I was bleeding in a place I shouldn't be bleeding..." Tamahome squeaked. "I was bleeding...there..."

Tasuki looked at her with puzzlement clearly written on her face. "There?"

Tamahome gestured downward. "There."

Tasuki choked on her tongue as she realized where exactly Tamahome was bleeding. She quickly jumped to her feet and backed away. "Stay da fuck away from me!"

"Tasuki!" Tamahome whined.

"Look, if what you've got is contagious I don't want it!"

Tamahome looked down and the tears started up again.

Tasuki never imagined he would ever see Tamahome of all people cry. "Aw Tama! Don't do that!" The wing seishi rolled her eyes and sat next to Tamahome. She wrapped her arms around the, now shaking, Tamahome.

This was not good. Tasuki's reputation of being the 'bad boy' was on the line just by helping out a friend. Even worse. If a maid or someone else saw this she would never forget it, Nuriko would be sure of that. But the worst thing that could happen would be if someone showed up and think she hurt Tamahome's feelings. she just knew Miaka or Nuriko would beat her to a bloody pulp if that ever happened.

"Look, Tama." Tasuki said as soothingly as he could. "We'll find Mitsukake and she'll fix ya right up."

Tamahome sniffled and nodded.

"What is going on?"

Tasuki and Tamahome looked up to see a wide eye empress staring at them both. "Tamahome...Tasuki...is there something I should know?" The empress crossed her arms over her chest and glared.

Tasuki blushed and backed off of Tamahome. "Nothin's goin on! Tama here was jus cryin!"

Hotohori glared at Tasuki. "And why is Tamahome crying?"

'Oh god oh god oh god!' Tasuki's mind told her she was screwed either which way. "Tama was cryin because..."

"I'm dying." Tamahome mumbled and pulled her knees to her chest. Fresh tears spilled down her cheeks. "I'm dying and I can't stop crying!" She wailed and buried her face in the cloth covering her knees.

Hotohori's eyes grew sympathetic. She kneeled next to her companion and laid a hand on her shoulder. "You don't look like your dying."

"I think he is." Tasuki knelt on Tamahome's other side.

Hotohori glared at the other woman and Tasuki continued. She told the empress everything Tamahome told her. The whole time Tamahome just wept.

Once Tasuki finished, Hotohori had to pick her jaw up off the floor. To all three former men, it seemed as if Tamahome was in fact dying. They all came to the conclusion of finding Mitsukake and having the good doctor heal poor Tamahome.

After a few minutes Tamahome was able to stand without her knees shaking. The threesome made their way threw the halls and to Mitsukake's room.

"Ow!" Tamahome bent over in pain and grabbed her stomach. Hotohori and Tasuki grabbed either end of Tamahome, keeping the woman from falling to the ground.

"What's the matter?" Hotohori forced the pained woman to the floor slowly.

"It hurts!" Tamahome cried out. "My stomach hurts so bad..."

"Tasuki! Run! Get Mitsukake now!" Hotohori ordered. The empress stayed at Tamahome's side. "You will be ok. It's probably something you ate."

"But I didn't eat any of Miaka's cooking!"

Hotohori felt all hope slipping away. Whatever was happening to Tamahome was not natural. How could something like that be natural?

"Tamahome!" Miaka ripped threw the hallways to his girlfriend. He was closely followed by Mitsukake, Nuriko, Chichiri and Tasuki. "Tamahome! What happened?!"

"This morning she woke up bleeding in the most unusual of places, then she doubled over in pain just a second ago. " Hotohori explained. "I think she might be dying!"

Miaka gasped and hugged his love. "It will be alright!"

"What do you mean by 'bleeding'?" Mitsukake knelt down. Tasuki leaned over and whispered where Tamahome was bleeding into the doctors ear.

Mitsukake laughed. "She's not dying. What's happening is natural!"

Nuriko caught on. "You mean she's..."

The doctor nodded.

Nuriko burst out laughing and held onto Chichiri for support. "You mean...you didn't know...what that bleeding meant?!" Nuriko gasped out between breaths.

The three women shook their heads. They all looked relived, but disgusted, to learn that was natural. "What does it mean?"

"'That time of the month.' Does that phrase have any meaning to you, no da?" Chichiri tried hard not to laugh. Here was three grown former men who knew nothing of women.

"Uh...My sisters grew bitchy once a month an' my dad always said, 'looks like it's that time of the month'. That's all I know." Tasuki shuttered in remembrance of his childhood.

The other two just shook their heads dumbly.

"It's quite simple." Nuriko laughed. "Didn't your parents warn you about things like that? Mine did."

"I know!" Miaka smiled. "For one my health book has a use!" Miaka ran down the hall to find the book in question, and a few other...things...to help poor Tamahome.

'The poor girl.' Miaka thought sadly. 'She's not gonna be a happy person for a week.'

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"Yui-sama." Nakago growled "Are you sure this 'makeup' is working?"

"It takes time to work." Yui lied and prayed that the guards would stop their wolf whistles.

"What the hell are they whistle at?" Nakago glared at the four guard in question. "This is humiliating. I will have them killed."

"Uh...Their whistling at the twins! The twins are cute looking girls!" Oh God he hoped she would fall for that.

"And I'm not?"

"They recognize their leader!" Yui signaled for the guards to stop at once, but they didn't. "They wouldn't dare do that to the great Nakago!" He knew those guard would be dead by the end of the day. He just knew it.

"Hey Baby." One of the guards stopped the shogun and leaned on the wall in front of her. "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Nakago glared and tried to move past the idiot. "Get out of my way, Subordinate."

"Now now!" The guard laughed and pulled Nakago into a hold that had sexual harassment charges written all over it. "I haven't seen you around her at all. What's your name Sweetie?"

Nakago fumed at this and struggled to break free. It seemed she was much weaker as a female as well.

The guard laughed and tipped Nakago back, making the Seiryuu seishi off balance. "I can't let you leave! You too pretty to get away from me!" He bent down and licked Nakago's neck. "I wanna have some fun first."

Nakago's chi flared up. "Get off of me NOW!" She pushed the guard off her with just her life force. The guard fell back and hit the ground hard.

He and the other guards looked at the small woman's forehead. The symbol of 'Heart' glowed a deep blue.

"N...Nakago-sama!" They all yelled in fear. "We're so sorry! We didn't know it was you!"

"I want him executed...slowly." Nakago glared and walked off. An angry blue blaze made the pissed woman glow brightly.

Yui was right behind him. This was not good. But, the guard did deserve what came to him. At least the other guards will be wary the next time a pretty girl passed. When they turned back to normal, she and Soi would be grateful for this display. The guards in this palace were such pigs.

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Oi! I finished more! How'd you like the Suzaku scene? I bet those three have no clue about women and 'that time of the month'. Mitsukake would. He's a doctor for cryin-out-loud! Nuriko definitely would. And I bet anything Chichiri knows as well. He just seems to know lots, why not this?

Well, please Review this chapter! I'm going to go beddy-bye.