Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Man! I feel like a woman! ❯ Chapter 3

Hello once again, my loyal fans!

Tasuki pops in: Baka, their not fans of you, their MY fans! *does trademark fanged smirk and watches as many fan girls swoon*

Melyn: *beats Tasuki down with his tessen.* Well, school starts for me tomorrow *sob* But oh well. I have easy classes. Yay me! I got all my hard classes out of the way so senior year will be a breeze!

Chiriko pops in: Miss. Melyn! *hold up schedule* these aren't easy classes! Philosophy of Lit.! Modern Problems! Poetry!

Melyn's eye twitches: Chiriko...I like those kind of classes...Exempt Mo Pro. *mumbles under breath* stupid required classes.

Chiriko smiles cutely: Can I take these classes with you?

Melyn: No, but you can do my homework! *throws economics book at the youngest seishi, who ducks and the huge book accidentally hits Nakago and the big guy is now out for the count.*

Soi and Tomo: Nakago-sama!

Nakago: I like kitties...

O.o...um...just read the story now...before I die a terrible death...I think I'll blame this on Rhia...

*****

The seishi were grateful to Nuriko and Miaka helping them come to understand what was happening to them, but they felt like killing their teammates right at this moment. Nuriko said 'bra.' They thought they would be getting something like Miaka had. (Well, at least that's what Tamahome thought being he was the only one to actually see Miaka in a bra). Instead Nuriko decided to give them full makeovers.

Now, that wasn't so bad to start out with. They did realize they were women now, but it never occurred to them all the pain and suffering women went through just to look 'decent'. Of course Nuriko was the type of person who would start off with a simple kimono, then elaborate from that.

She put each seishi in elaborate kimonos she chose herself. She found colors that matched everyone's features and designs on the kimono's to show personalities. Then she went and found obi's that matched the kimono, and the season and the weather and so many other elements they didn't want to even think about.

Nuriko picked out each kimono for each seishi before she even began to dress them. The new women had no idea what to expect when wearing women's clothing, but the sheer time and effort in putting a woman's kimono on was painfully long.

It seemed kimono wearing was an elaborate process that went in a certain order and not much different than putting on a men's kimono. First you put on the socks, then the underskirt and undershirt. You put on the kimono with the left side over the right, then you tie the obi. The main difference with the obi's was the fact that the women's were much wider than the men's. That and the women's obi had elaborate designs on them where the men's were usually simple patterns.

What truly surprised the seishi was the fact these pure silk kimono's were extremely heavy. (This didn't surprise Hotohori, being that she wore pure silk garments everyday.)

Next Nuriko fixed their hair. She put their hair (the senchi with long enough hair, that is) into exquisite designs she learned long ago from other women in the emperor's harem. Nuriko smiled in satisfaction when she finished.

She had put Tamahome into a beautiful dark blue kimono that accented her hair color and eyes. The simple pattern of golden fireflies flying threw a field of green made it a good fit for the seishi. The obi was a forest green with a meadow pattern.

Tamahome's first thought when he saw the kimono she was to wear was 'Gee, how much could I make if I sold this in the market place...?' She quickly cast off the thought when she realized the amount of pain she would go through if Nuriko were to find out one of the most beautiful kimono's was sold for a price much lower than it was worth.

Tasuki wore a bright orange kimono with a pattern of flames. Nuriko found this one and immediately brought it out for the former bandit leader. It fit her personality perfectly. The obi was a yellow and gold pattern with no actual shape.

Tasuki swore that she would kill Nuriko fir this...if she could move in the heavy tight garment. Nuriko and Miaka found it safest to hide her tessen and hope Tasuki didn't find a way to run in the apparel they put her in.

Chichiri was put into a violet kimono with a pattern of lilies. The deep color contradicted with her light sky blue hair in a perfect manner. The obi was light blue and light violet design of flowers. So far she seemed the calmest when told to put on the kimono. She didn't even put up a fight like the last two.

Nuriko put Hotohori in a blood red kimono with Suzaku flying up the side. Her obi was a deep blue. The entire garment was one of the most beautiful kimono's in the palace. Nuriko knew this was one only to be graced by royalty, and at the time being, the emperor was the only woman in the kingdom allowed to wear such a beautiful piece.

Mitsukake was put into a yellow kimono with a simple forest pattern. Her obi was violet. She looked like a homely girl. Tama-neko sat on her shoulder as usual. It seemed being a woman didn't affect her the way it did the rest of the seishi. She remained calm and collected and unlike the rest of the seishi (exempt Nuriko), she seemed to know more about the female anatomy. That was probably due to the fact she is a doctor and she did treat female patients quite often.

Chiriko wore a bright green kimono with a pink obi. In all truth, the seishi didn't see a difference in Chiriko. She still looked like old boy Chiriko.

Nuriko hummed as she brushed the empress' hair. This was probably the only chance she would have to brush threw the fine luscious locks the emperor had. She decided to put the empress' hair into a simple bun, although she wished to put the deep chocolate colored hair into something much more elaborate but, simple is best. Besides, who knows how Hotohori would react to a design with many buns and loops and charms. Nuriko decided to try those out another day...

Better yet! Tamahome had long hair (sort of) and Chiriko had long hair. There was also Tasuki. Sure it wasn't nearly as long as the others. But with enough barrettes and pins Nuriko could make a decent bun in the bandit's hair.

Nuriko giggled at what Koji and the other bandits would think if they saw their former leader in a kimono and with a feminine hair style. (Koji: O.o;...)

"Nuriko?" The empress whimpered as her fellow senchi accidentally pulled her hair. "Nuriko!"

The violet haired woman blushed when she realized she what she was pulling. "Hotohori-sama! I'm sorry! I didn't realize I was pulling!" Nuriko quickly finished the bun and backed up.

The ruler of the country growled lightly and rubbed her sore head. "Nuriko, please watch what you are doing next time."

"Sorry."

******

"Yui-sama," Nakago growled a warning to the priest(ess).

"I'm sorry Nakago! It's the only thing your size!" Yui suppressed his laughter as he finished dressing the shogun. "You truly don't look half bad!"

Suboshi turned to her sister and whispered. "You also don't look half good." Both twins giggled.

Nakago glowered at the two. "What is so funny?"

"Uh..." Both looked around franticly for something they could laugh at that wouldn't get them killed. "Tomo." They said in unison. "He's funny as a she..."

It was an obvious lie to everyone in the room, but for some reason Nakago didn't notice.

Tomo leaned over. "You two will pay later." She growled.

"I look like a woman." Nakago snarled.

"That's because you are a woman." Yui muttered. A thought passed into his mind and he smiled wickedly. "Suboshi-chan! Can you hand me the bag on the bed?"

Suboshi eyed her priest(ess) and retrieved the light blue bag that sat on Yui's bed. The Seiryuu seishi handed the bag to Yui, but didn't go back to her place near her sister. She was far too curious on what Yui-kun was up to.

Yui opened the bag he had always kept in her uniform pocket at school. It was nothing he really thought much of, until now. He kept a hairbrush and hair pins in the bag, due to the fact her third class of the day was gym and everyone knows how messy your hair can get after running the mile.

The hair clips and pins were just in case his hair wouldn't go back into place properly and was a absolute mess. That and Miaka was a baka and always seemed to loose at least one of her red ribbons on track day.

Now it seemed that the priestess of Suzaku would be useful to his plans. He smiled and began to pull the shogun's hair back and tied it into a ponytail with a deep blue ribbon.

"Yui-sama?" Nakago sounded worried for some reason. Maybe it was due to the rest of the Seiryuu seishi turning blue to the lack of air they were receiving by not laughing.

"Just fixing you up!" Yui hoped beyond hope Nakago was not as powerful as a woman with the chi blasts.

Yui dug deeper into his bag and pulled out her facial powder and eyeliner. "Soi, care to help me?" He held up the makeup case's high for the other former woman to see.

Soi smirked. He loved Nakago, but this would be priceless. "Alright!"

He walked up in front of Nakago. "Close your eyes."

"Why?"

"Um..." Both men looked at each other. Telling the most powerful man they knew 'We're gonna make you pretty!' didn't sound like the appropriate thing to say.

Yui thought quickly and finally blurted out. "Magic! It's magic from my world! Blocks...attacks..."

Soi nodded. "Yes....it also...um...makes you...less suspicious looking..."

Nakago thought over what they said and closed her eyes. Both men exchanged looks and shrugged. They both happily made Nakago pretty.

While this was going on, Amiboshi, Suboshi and Tomo snuck out of the room and shut the door. They stood in silence for half a second then they all fell over laughing.

*****

O.o...

Wow...that was a little disturbing... The Seiryuu seishi is waaay out of character... But still, I put they put Nakago in a dress and did his makeup! (listens to fans cheer) Ah, the sounds of happiness.

Nakago: You know I will kill you for this.

Me: Aww, you've been saying that for a long long time, Nagi!

Nakago: Nagi?!

^.^ Well, I'll get the next chapter up soon. Next chapter the author turns super evil to the cast! *grows little horns* Next chapter will be completed in school and will be posted...sometime...

The disclaimer that everyone is aware of and everyone hates writing...*sigh*: *Melyn takes a deep breath and holds up a megaphone as she stands on top of her house* I DO NOT OWN FUSHIGI YUGI!!!!! *Neighbors turn and look at Melyn and mumble 'that girls never been in the right state of mind'...*

*Melyn smirks and starts to sing random songs and says random quotes until the police show up*

Police: Miss. Tenshi! Please come down! There are some very nice doctors who would like to have a word with you!

Melyn: >.< Busted...*climbs down as the doctors take her away to the land of happy bunnies and padded walls.* You know...I have always relied on the kindness of strangers.

*NOTE* Melyn does not hold rights to the quote she stupidly used from 'A streetcar named desire'. Don't sue her for that either.