Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Man! I feel like a woman! ❯ Chapter 2

Hehe. I love Fushigi Yugi. I also love mentally scarring people. I've always wondered what would happen if these characters were put into the exact same position I've put them in. It's kind of a thing I guess...I think I've just reached a new level of insanity.

If anyone can think of things I can do to make this experience all the more painful, I would love it. So please R&R! I love reading reviews and adding some of the idea's into my little piece of painful fan-fiction.

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Chapter 2:

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Miaka groaned. It had been a few hours since she found out she was now a he. Amazingly, she took the change rather well. It was a shock to find herself taller and less feminine. He now stood at six feet, or close to that. He was quite good looking and decided that if he were still a she, Girl-Miaka would have drooled over herself at how bishonen she actually was. He looked like Keisuke did at this age, except his hair was much darker than his brother's.

Miaka realized the moment she was a he that the school uniform and the hairstyle had to go. A man in a dress did not phase her anymore thanks to Nuriko, but the dress she had with her figure would look far too odd and draw unneeded attention. She borrowed some of Tamahome's cloths (though she did not ask his permission). She took her hair down and tied it into a ponytail.

Now he sat in the emperor's quarters with the rest of the seishi. Everyone except Miaka were talking at once, trying to make sense of the situation. Tasuki sounded the most outraged while Chichiri tried to calm everyone down.

Nuriko sighed and gave Miaka a look that immediately told the Priest(-ess?) of Suzaku what he was thinking. Miaka stood up and tried in vain to get everyone's attention.

"Hey!" Nuriko shouted and slammed her fists lightly (in Nuriko's terms) on the table. "Miaka is trying to speak!"

Miaka smiled at her friend. "Look, this is probably the last thing all of you are thinking at the moment but, you all really need new cloths."

"Your damn right that's the last thing I'm thinking!" Tasuki bellowed. "I don't want new damn cloths! I want my manhood back!"

Miaka sat back down. "You need new cloths. Women don't prance around in men's clothing like that!" Miaka blushed slightly. "Tomboys wear guy's cloths but they all wear one thing that all of you, except Nuriko, DON'T have."

"Oh! So Nuriko knows what we're all missing, huh?" Tasuki growled and crossed her arms over her chest. "And what does she have that I don't? A dress? I'm not wearing one!"

Miaka blush grew. "Your cloths don't fit you. They're falling off. You should at least find a smaller size." He cleared his throat as he came to what he NEEDED to tell them. This was so embarrassing. He could just die telling them this kind of stuff. "Well, you girls need to...um...wear a...bra." There, he said it. Nuriko could answer questions.

"What the hell is a 'bra'?" Tasuki snorted.

Nuriko cleared her throat and got everyone's attention. She let her hands motion exactly what a bra did. Everyone blushed a deep shade of red. "That's what a bra does." Nuriko tried to suppress a smile. She found this all to be very funny.

Hotohori found herself uncomfortable in this group now. "Is that essential?"

Nuriko nodded. "Women wear them for support. From what I've heard girls say in the harem, your chest will feel heavy if you don't have a bra."

Nuriko stood up. "Come on, I'll find some cloths for you." Her face suddenly lit up and she faced Miaka. "Miaka-chan! Help me find colors and designs and accessories!" Nuriko smiled brightly. She loved to dress up the other girls in the harem, but she couldn't persuade many to let her work on them. This was a perfect opportunity to make her fellow seishi very beautiful.

Miaka got the idea and smiled as well. "We can do their hair and makeup too!"

The six of the Suzaku seven suddenly felt very ill. This was not going to end well.

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Yui groaned in discomfort. He still wore his school uniform and desperately tried to lower the skirt. "Suboshi? Do you have ANYTHING I can change into?"

Suboshi nodded. "I'll get you something Yui-sama!" She smiled brightly then headed in the direction of her room.

Nakago growled as she tried to get use to her smaller body. She once again shifted her armor. It seemed the shoulder's on her cape were too heavy for the smaller Nakago. Her outfit made it seem she would tip over any moment. The woman would most likely fall over if she didn't stop pacing the hall.

Of course, Yui didn't think that would be a bad thing. It would certainly lighten the mood. But Nakago would have everyone who laughed (with the exception of Yui) whipped or killed.

"Nakago?" Yui stifled a laugh as the shogun tripped over the long cape. "Would you like something different to wear?"

Nakago looked quizzically at her priest(-ess?) "Why would I want to change?" She growled.

"You're practically falling out of your cloths!" Yui stood and walked over to Nakago. "You look pathetic!" Yui stepped back as she was given a glare of death. "I mean you don't fit into those cloths and people will laugh."

Nakago sneered. "I don't care what others think. If they laugh I will kill them."

"I know. But what if you fall down a flight of stairs? It is possible when your pants cover your feet."

"Nakago-sama, Yui-sama has a point." Amiboshi secretly wished to see the shogun scream as she fell down a flight of stairs and end up on her face with her butt in the air. She bet everyone in the palace would enjoy to see that take place. But he realized exactly how large the death toll in Kotu would rise if that happened.

"I will do it for safety reasons." Nakago growled.

Yui smiled. Now she just had to find something that she could wear. A kimono was right out. Nakago would kill Yui if he even brought up the subject of wearing one.

Amiboshi and Suboshi were still quite young and small. Nakago could fit into one of their outfits, but Yui already bothered the twins when he asked to borrow an outfit for himself. He couldn't ask anymore of them.

Soi was right out. As a woman, Soi was very...developed. Nakago would slip out of one of her outfits. She was just too small.

On the way to Yui's room, he thought over all other possibilities. None of the other seishi would fit her. This was beginning to be a real problem.

And then it hit him. The solution to what Nakago could wear was right in front of his face. Better analogy, the solution was right on his body! When Suboshi gave him an outfit, Nakago could wear his uniform! Sure the shogun would protest. And the uniform would be a little too small for her, but it was a good plan. The most logical of choices.

Yui smiled wickedly. Nakago did help her out frequently, but she was always so mean to the other seishi. Yui knew it was to make them tougher. The twins were naive to the world as a whole. But Yui couldn't help feeling sorry for them. Nakago in a dress would make it up to them. At least it would be a good laugh (not in Nakago's presence, of course).

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Yes, I know. Yui's a little out of character. I couldn't think of a better way to get Nakago into a dress, so sue me. I personally think Yui should have some sense of humor here. If she was as serious here as she was in the show, it wouldn't be as funny. Don't you agree?

I love doing this. Making gender jokes is fun. Please R&R this story! Hugs and kisses for all! *throws out the little candies* More to people who review! Want more candy? REVIEW!!!

Disclaimer: I do believe the original characters are owned by Yu Watase. Actually, I know they are owned by Yu Watase! Except for Tamahome. I think he belongs to Miaka. And I think the devil owns Nakago (I'm kidding. I don't have anything against Nakago...oh wait! yes I do! *Runs around trying to squish SD Nakago with a mallet*)