Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 8 ( Chapter 8 )

Fluffy: I'm back for more Sanzo-ikkou torturing.

Fluffy: Guess what guys? I'm organizing Fluffy's -`Live Healthy, be fluffy!' Campaign! That means no [snatches cigarettes from Sanzo and Gojyo.] smoking, no [snatches Goku's hamburger.] meat, and no [snatches Hakkai's sake.] drinking.

Hakkai: It's healthy to drink. Moderately, of course. [Trying to plead his case.]

Fluffy: Hmmmm, okay. [Drip a few drops of sake into a cup.] Here.

Hakkai: [Sweat drop.] Arigatou.

Fluffy: Do you know who my sponsor is?

Sanzo: That old hag.

Fluffy: No, it's Kanzeon Botsatsu. [That's mean of you.] So that means it has already been arranged that you can't buy cigarettes, meat or sake anymore.

Goku: Until when?

Fluffy: Well, since being healthy should be for your whole life-

Sanzo: Give it back! Now!!! [Aims the gun.] Bang! Bang! Bang!

Fluffy: I'm doing this for your own health, Sanzo. [Dodges bullets and hide behind Gojyo.]

Gojyo: What about my health? [His clothes is punched with bullet holes.]

A week of `live healthy, be fluffy' later,

Fluffy: Hey, guys!! How do you feel? Don't you feel healthier and energetic! [Saw their skins and bones bodies.] Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Gojyo: Just the opposite really. [Pay back for the opposite days.]

Fluffy: I caused this. [Cry, cry, cry.] I'm so sorry!!! [Cry, cry, cry]

Gojyo: Err… [Sweating.] Actually- mmphh!!! [Hakkai's, Sanzo's, and Goku's hands covered his mouth.]

Fluffy: Yes? [Sniff, sniff]

Hakkai: You can give us back our old lifestyle. It suited us just fine.

Fluffy: Okay, you guys take care.

Gojyo: Hey, Hakkai! Your idea really worked. [Stepping out of his fake skin suit to reveal a glowing with health Gojyo. Everyone did the same.]

Goku: Yah, Yeah I can eat fried chicken, beef noodles….

Fluffy: [Blazing fire from her eyes.] How dare you lied to me!!!!!!!!

Gojyo: It's Hakkai's idea!!! Help!!!