Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Gundam Pilots Survive "SURVIVOR" ❯ AND THE WINNER IS..... ( Chapter 10 )

Wufei starts muttering to himself about the "injustice" of it all...again. The others followed him, feeling they had nothing else to do anyway. Before they could look inside the cave, Duo came out.

Duo: I'm positive that he ain't getting ANY of that prize money! Thanks Rei!

Rei: *from inside* Yeah, whatever.

Duo: Hee hee heh. *grinning* Huh? Oh, hey guys! 'Sup?

Quatre: How come you didn't get killed by Rei?

Duo: Why would I?

Wufei: Cuz you're a-

Quatre: *covers Wufei's mouth* Oh ho ho ho! No reason!

Wufei: *glares at Quatre and shoves him away* Don't touch me! Dammit if I wanna say somethin' then I'm gonna say it!

Rei: Hey you guys! C'mon in here!

They all walked in to see a fire going in the middle of the cave. Rei was standing in its glow, casting ethereal shadows on the floor and walls.

Heero: I've died and am now standing at the gates of hell....the Shinimagami.

Duo: That's muh sis! ^^v

Rei: Welcome...today is the day in which one of you will win the million. Sit down.

All quickly sat down while Zechs was in the corner filming.

Rei: Since our show has been shortened, the rules will change. You will all vote someone out, or in this case, vote someone whom you do not want to get the money. The person with the least votes wins. Duo has already voted.

Heero: Whom did he?

Duo: I voted out Trowa.

Trowa: *shoots glare* And why?!

Duo: (1) Cuz ya wouldn't share your sis. (2) You were trying to steal mine. Yeah, didn't think I noticed did ya? (3) I hate gell. (4) Cuz I wanted to! and (5)-

Rei: That's enough. Trowa, who'd you like to vote out?

Trowa:...Wufei...

Wufei: HOW DARE YOU!! WHY IN THE NAME OF NATAKU WOULD-

Trowa: CUZ YOU STOLE MY HAIR GELL!

Wufei: GAAHH!!!

Rei: *enjoying this* How about you Wufei?

Wufei: I'm voting out Maxwell cuz it's his fault that we ended up here in the first place.

Duo: Man, you're neva gonna let it go are ya?

Rei: Quatre?

Quatre: Heero.

Heero: !!!

Quatre: He's too violent, and he couldn't even catch anything for dinner!

Heero: *looks around* Dammit where's my machine gun? Shit it got destroyed. *glares at Zechs*

Zechs: *chuckles*

Heero: I vote out Quatre for voting me out! And you know what else? I HATE TEA!!!

Quatre: *drops tea cup and gasps* Rei! What are the results! Who getz da dough!

Duo: *pout* That's my line!

Rei: Eheh...nobody.

Pilots: *gasp*

Zechs: *laughing his ass off*

Wufei: How come!

Rei: You each voted yourselves out once. No one has a two votes so it's a tie. But since the rules don't go that way, you all loose.

Wufei: Dammit woman! Just give us the money!!

Rei: *furiously chants then attatches a slip of paper to his head* HAAA!!

Wufei: *tears off paper* Uh....what happened?

Rei: You have the woman's curse!

Duo: Is he gonna change into a she?

Rei: That is a thought. I don't know why I didn't think of it in the first place.

Wufei: NOOOO!!!!

Rei: Awww, no sweat it Wu-dude, I'm not that cruel.

Heero: Wanna bet?

Rei: How much?...Just kidding. ^_-

Wufei: Wu....dude?

Rei: Yeah, what about it?

Wufei:...not another...horrid name...where-

Rei&Duo: *mimicking Wufei* Where is the justice in that?!

Wufei: *glare*

Duo: *laughing* THat kinda has a nice ring to it. It's a wonder why I didn't think of it before!

Wufei: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

The pilots start fighting, creating a dust cloud while Rei states the closings of the show.

Zechs: And that's a rap!

Rei: Thank god! *burns up microphone* I thought I'd neva get outta here! Hey, wanna film those guys fighting as additional footage?

Zechs: *smirk* Why not. *heh*

After a while....

Rei: They're still fighting?

Zechs:...yeah...

Rei: HEY YOU GUYS! KNOCK IT OFF!!!

Zechs:...they're not listening....

Rei: Oh yeah? Watch this. *ahem* THAT'S IT I'M CANCELING YOUR FLIGHT AND I'M BRINGING RELENA AND SALLY PO HERE!!!!

The pilots stop and Wufei and Heero dive out in front of Rei.

Wufei&Heero: NOOOO!!!!!

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(a/n following was written by my previous audience. I thought I'd add it in here cuz it kinda gives a preview of what will happen next. Yeah, how nice of me.

Duo: *opens his mouth*

Say it and die.

Duo: *whistles*)

Audience screams: We want a love scene with Rei and Trowa, Rei and Zechs and Rei and Trowa again! Wufei and Dorothy....oh! Rei and Duo too!

Ok, I hear a strong demand for love scenes, but should I really put myself with Duo and Zechs? One person is enough but two more? That's just not right.

Audience: We don't care!

Ummm...okay then...we'll see what happens. I was gonna end this story here but I guess this'll last longer then I expected. Looks like it'll never end. Ok, stay tuned for next chapter. Keep reading and writing those reviews!

~*~Lady Pheonix~*~