Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Christmas Surprises ❯ The cabin ( Prologue )

Disclaimer: I do not own gundam wing or anything to do with it.

Authors note: Pairings = 1x2x1, 3x4x3, 13x5x6, plus many more mentioned. This is Yaoi, plus an added mix of Yuri. Many lemons, limes, and a bit of citrus for flavor. If you DO NOT like slash, then this story is not for you! Just press your lovely back button and have a nice day. Also, thank you Jess for being my muse and co-writer!

Rating: NC-17

Christmas Surprises

The sky had been a brilliant bright blue when the five ex-gundam pilots started out towards the cabin the woods. It was a week before Christmas and the teens were expecting to spend it in a warm climate. Luckily, Quatre Winner had suggested the perfect, isolate place to spend the holidays. The cabin belonged to the Winner family, though barely used, his sisters thought of it as the perfect get away, especially for honeymoons, where his second to youngest sister, Janie, had just spent hers, only three weeks before.

"Hey, Q-man, I thought you said this was small?" eighteen year old Duo Maxwell said in awe as the cabin came into view.

Quatre gazed at him, amusement showing in his eyes, "Um, Duo, to me, that is small."

"Well, yeah, but still…" Duo continued to gaze at the 'Cabin.'

The cabin was three stories high, the third story slanting, so the roof met the edge of the second story on one side. The second story had a wrap around balcony; therefore the first floor obviously had a wrap around porch. The only indication that this could be called a cabin was the wood style siding used.

Duo parked his van near a set of steps in the front. "All right, last stop. Everyone off and thank you for riding Shinigami Express. Please exit door closest to you." He grinned.

"Hilarious Duo." Chang Wufei stated, opening the door of the mini-van.

"Humph, I thought so." Duo said, raising his nose in the air, and sniffed like he was insulted. He paused then sniffed again. "We best hurry; it's going to rain again."

~~@~~~

"What's wrong Hee-chan? Why aren't you helping with the decorations?" Duo asked walking out onto the wrap around porch. He had noticed Heero Yuy standing in the shadows from one of the windows, and decided to investigate.

"Hn." Was all the Heero said.

Duo shook his head, "Beautiful here isn't it." He said, not really expecting an answer from the extremely quiet ex-pilot.

"Yes." Heero replied, not taking his gaze off of the sun setting across the lake. The Winner cabins grounds were a sight to behold. The smell of fresh cut grass wafted in the warm breeze. The rain that Duo had predicted would fall decided to hold off, and instead, let the five young ones enjoy the first day of vacation. The gardens swept across the rolling lawn, leading to a sparkling lake, where they had spent the first hour upon their arrival. Granted, the cabin supplied a Olympic sized pool and hot tub, but they preferred the natural water to the chlorine inhibited water of the pool, though they vowed to take advantage of the hot tub later on in the evening.

Upon exploring the house. They discovered that they each would receive their own rooms, being twelve bedrooms in the cabin. The first floor held a living room, a dining room, kitchen, breakfast nook, den, and office. The den had a set of steps which led to an extensive rec room. The rec room held all sorts of table games, from pool to darts to air hockey (Heero had beaten Duo the three times they had played.) The rec room also had a massive amount of entertainment equipment. A wide screen TV lined one wall, while next to it on an entertainment center was a huge stereo, DVD (where those still around?) player, and tons and tons of movies and CDs. The rec room also held a bar, which carried all sorts of `light' alcohol. Nothing extreme like vodka or gin, but the flavored stuff such as peppermint schnapps' and many flavored puckers, like apple and cherry.

Duo glanced at Heero, surprised to receive anything other then that stupid, "Hn."

"I am going back in to help finish." Duo said with a wave. Heero didn't seem to notice him. It wasn't until the door clicked shut that Heero let out an audible sigh. `Gods, why me. Why does he have to be so kawaii?' He thought then mentally slapped himself, `Why do I even like guys? Argh!'

Duo turned around and stared at Heero through the glass of the door, similar thoughts running through his head.

"Hey Duo look up!" Quatre called out, walking from the living room.

Duo dutifully looked up and grinned at the sprig of mistletoe hanging there. "Cool. Did you hang any more up?"

Quatre shook his head, "No. I will later. I'm going to go help Trowa."

Duo grinned, `this is perfect he thought. I can so have some fun with this.' "Alright. I'll finish up the tree. Where did wuffie run off to?"

"His room, where else. I believe he is setting up his shrine."

"Ah. Okay then." Duo watched as Quatre walked off, and then sprinted into the living room. He found the box holding the mistletoe and started hanging them strategically throughout the house.

~~~@~~~

Luck held out for Duo as none of his house-mates looked up towards the ceiling. To his disappointment, there were never two people under a sprig at the same time. He sat in the living room in front of a roaring fire, watching Trowa Barton and Quatre run back and forth, distributing pre-wrapped presents, then around six, Quatre disappeared. Duo knew from the time he was in the kitchen making dinner. Wufei had yet to make an appearance and Heero was still on the porch. Duo grumbled. "This is not fair. Why am I the only one here who seems to be bored. Ah, I need something to do. I'm talking to myself. This is so not good."

"No its not." A voice came from the doorway.

Duo turned and expected to see Wufei standing there, but to his amusement, Heero was there, arms crossed over chest.

"Finally got bored out there, ne?"

"Hai." Heero said, as he walked in and sat in front of the fire.

~~~@~~~

"What a dreary night." Trowa said, standing at a window.

"Yeah, well at least it's not thundering and light…" Duo was cut off by a flash of light followed by a clap of thunder, "Ah," He said, jumping slightly, "Spoke to soon."

The storm had finally decided to show up, wind blowing rain everywhere, forcing the pilots back inside from the porch, where they were enjoying there dinner.

"Hope the rain doesn't last too long. It's rather depressing." Heero said, not looking up from his lap top.

The group in the room all eyed the destructive boy like he was a bomb about to go off. Heero smirked as they all backed away slowly.

"Is this ever going to stop?" Duo whined, walking over to the window that had previously been occupied by Trowa.

Quatre, obviously silent through this, suddenly muttered, "Shit."

Everyone looked at him with wide eyes. This was not Quatre's normal choice of words. "What?" Trowa asked.

"Umm, I forgot about something…"

"What?" Duo pressed.

"This is the raining season." Quatre mumbled, his head lowered.

"I didn't hear you." Duo said. In actuality, he had. He just wasn't sure if he heard *right.*

"I said, this is the raining season." Yep. Duo had definitely heard right.

"No shit." Wufei said, glancing out the window as another flash of lightning appeared.

"Umm, yeah, the first week or so it's all major storms…" The last word out of Quatre's mouth got quieter as Trowa chased after him, pretending to be angry. They ran through out the house, in and out of rooms up and down stairs, around the porch and back into the house. Trowa, quite, reserved Trowa, was actually laughing as he ran after poor Quatre.

Heero and Duo watched in amusement as Quatre ran into the room from one door and exited out another door, with Trowa still hot on his heels. Wufei just shook his head, and while muttering under his breath, walked out and up to his room.

As the two boys entered the living room for the sixth time, Trowa managed to stretch out his hand and catch Quatre's wrist. He tugged and Quatre flew off his feet, landing on his butt. He reached out and grabbed at Trowa's leg, who promptly fell on top of Quatre. This started a full-fledged wrestling match.

Heero and Duo just sat there, not really sure whether to stop the two boys from wrestling or to leave them alone.

Finally, the wrestling match stopped. Trowa was looming over Quatre, straddling him at the waist, pinning Quatre's arms above his head. He sat there for a moment, breathing heavy. They looked at each other not blinking, gaze unwavering.

Duo nudged Heero and pointed to the ceiling above the two heaving boys with a grin. It worked! He thought quickly as Heero's eyes followed his gaze.

Heero raised an eyebrow, "What it that?"

"Mistletoe." Duo's grin grew.

The two boys heard Duo and looked up. Trowa kind of groaned as he glanced back and forth between the little green sprig of holiday cheer and the blond haired, teal eyed boy lying beneath him.

"Nah....." He croaked, licking his lips. He had suddenly become very conscious of Quatre's hips against his.

"We couldn't..." Quatre said, starting to turn slightly red. He could hear Duo and Heero whispering but couldn't make out their words.

"No, of course not. It would get weird." Trowa said with a nod.

"Exactly."

Then, as quick as the blink of an eye, Trowa's hands were tangled in Quatre's hair, and their lips were crushed together. Their tongues entwined themselves. Quatre latched onto Trowa's lower lip and sucked hard.

Quatre could barely hear Duo when he said, "One minute thirty seconds. I win." Then his brain shut down.

"MM, a show. Alright! I'm gunna get some popcorn!" Duo said, watching the kissing couple with a smile. He jumped up and over the two boys.

"Hn." Heero went back to his laptop.

About one minute later lightning flashed and the lights in the house went out. Heero death glared at his laptop, which, being plugged into the houses electrical system instead of his battery pack at the time, had shut down with the lights. Duo walked back into the dark room with a pout apparent on his face.

"No popcorn." He mumbled, sounding like a lost little kid as he held up the quarter cooked bag of popcorn.

Wufei walked into the room and tripped over the couple on the floor, "What the…" He looked down at his feet and his onyx eyes met teal and green. He stood up and looked around, "Where are the lights?"

"Power shortage, probably from the lightning." Heero turned his head toward the light outline of Quatre, "Do you have any flashlights?"

Quatre nodded, "Yeah." He looked down at Trowa and smiled, "Wanna come with me Trowa?"

"I'll go," Duo interrupted, "We would like the flashlights tonight Q-man."

Quatre blushed and allowed him self to be dragged out of the room.

~~~@~~~

"Iiiiim booorrreeed!" Duo whined again for the hundredth time within the past hour. Actually, it was only 52 times, for Heero was keeping track for lack of better things to do at the time. Dou bounced on the couch, "Let's play a game."

"What do you suggest, Dou?" Heero asked, though instantly regretting his mild curiosity.

Dou grinned, "Hold on one second." He grabbed the flashlight off the table, the breeze from his arm blowing out the set of the chubby candles sitting there.

"Maxwell!" Wufei yelled as Duo ran past, the breeze from his body blowing out the rest of the candles, leaving the four teens to total darkness.

"I'll grab some more matches!" Duo called from the kitchen. They could hear cupboard doors being slammed shut, "Q-man! Come here!"

Quatre sighed and grabbed the other flashlight, "Be right back." He followed the sound of slamming doors straight to the kitchen, "You paged Duo?"

"Yeah, where do you keep the alcohol?"

"Umm, there's beer in the fridge…"

Duo shook his head, "Not good enough."

Quatre raised an eyebrow, "Not good enough?"

"Shots, Q-man, shots."

"Oh," Quatre said, contemplating this, "Umm, I guess under the bar in the rec room."

Duo grinned, "Great! Here, take these matches back to the living room. I'll get the rest." He thrust the box of matches into the Arabians hand and pushed him out the door.

~~~@~~~

"We are going to play a drinking game." Duo said, walking into the living room about ten minutes after Quatre, "You've got some shitty alcohol in here, Q-man."

Quatre shrugged as Heero threw a death glare at Duo, "I'm not playing."

"Oh come on Hee-chan! Have some fun," He paused, "You need it."

"Nani?" Heero said, letting a bit of surprise apparent in his normally monotone voice.

"The Preventers missions are getting to you. You're playing and that's final." Duo said, seriousness taking over the normally joking façade.

"What game?" Trowa asked.

Duo scrunched up his eyebrows, "Ah, well, I don't know. That's the one thing I haven't thought of."

"Well, I know of one." Trowa said quietly.

Duo perked up, "Really?"

"Yeah, it's called the alphabet game."

"Sounds cool. How do you play?" Quatre asked.

"Well, I'll go first. I say a word for the letter A, then the next person does A and B then the third does A, B, and C, etc."

Wufei looked slightly confused, "Yeah, sounds interesting, but when does one drink?"

"Once they make a mistake. The person that made the mistake takes a shot, and then tries to continue. If he can't, then he passes and takes another shot, and the one after him goes. Also, you're not supposed to talk other then what you are supposed to do. Kinda sucks, but oh well."

"Cool, let's do it. Tro-chan, you already said you're going first so go on." Duo said, plopping down on the floor motioning for everyone to form a circle.

The order went as thus. Trowa, Duo, Quatre, Heero, and then Wufei. Duo placed small glasses, bigger then shot glasses but smaller then a normal drinking glass, on the floor in front of each teen. He grinned, "Only way we'll get drunk off of this stuff." He held up a bottle of Cherry pucker, "Strongest stuff I could find." He poured the red liquor into each glass then placed the bottle in the center of their makeshift circle.

Trowa closed his eyes, "Ass."

Wide eyes shot to the mute pilot, "Ass, Bondage."

"Typical Maxwell." Wufei muttered.

Trowa looked at Wufei with a smile and raised eyebrows. Wufei muttered something under his breath that sounded curiously like injustice as he threw back his shot. He made a slight face then motioned for Quatre to go.

Quatre nodded, "Ass, Bondage," He made a face at this as he thought of a word for the letter C, "Camel." He finally said with a giggle.

"Ass, Bondage, Camel," Heero looked at his friends and smirked, "Double-headed llama." He kept his voice monotoned through the words. He almost broke down and laughed at the groups faces. Almost.

Wufei scowled, "Ass, Bondage, Camel, Double-headed llama and --- Elephander."

Duo sighed in exasperation, "Alright, we are so changing the rules here. One, I can't stand not talking and two, I need to ask wu-man where the fuck that had come from."

Trowa nodded, "Alright."

"Great," Duo turned to face Wufei, "Where the fuck did that come from?"

Wufei smirked, "The only cartoon I can tolerate for more then 5 minutes a run." Was all Wufei would say about it.

"Okay, let's see. Ass, Bondage, Camel, Double-headed llama, Elephander, and, umm, Funyons."

"Mm, chips. Be right back." Duo stood up and ran out of the room.

"Duo! It's your turn!" Quatre yelled after him.

"Fine, Ass, Bondage, ahh, Candle? Double-headed…"

He was interrupted by Trowa, "Shot Duo."

"Nani?!"

"You screwed up. Go on."

Duo grumbled as he walked back into the room. He plopped down and took his shot, "Holy shit that's tangy," He grinned, "I like."

"You would." Heero scoffed.

"Bite me punk." Duo retorted.

"Turn around." Heero threw back.

"Fi…"

"Okay, Okay. Duo, start again." Trowa said, interrupting the squabble before it got out of hand.

Duo nodded, "Okay, umm, Ass, Bondage, C-C…um, Camel! Uh, Double-headed llama, uh, Elephander and Funyons, so I'm on G. um, God of death." He jumped up, "Don't start. I want chips."

"It can wait. Sit." Heero said.

Duo's eyes automatically went into puppy eye mode.

"Those don't work on me Duo." Heero said with a death glare.

Duo sat down and pouted.

"Go ahead Quatre." Trowa said.

Quatre nodded, "Ass, Bondage, Camel, Double-headed llama, Elephander, Funyons, God of Death, and, and, um, Happy happy joy joy."

Duo broke out into hysterical laughter, "Happy happy joy joy? That's classic!"

~~~@~~~

Two hours later, they had finally given up on the game after going through two versions of it. It took them halfway through the second game to realize that they were too good at remembering things. None of them were drunk, or relatively close to it.

"Well, what other games are there? I want to get drunk!" Duo whined.

"Umm, I know of a game. It's called `I never'…" Quatre started.

"You know about drinking games Q-man?" Duo said, surprised.

"Well, I played this with Iria and Lizabeth and a few of their friends. I drank kool aid while they did shots. It's an easy way to get drunk, Duo, unless of course you're a homebody and haven't done anything at all."

"Well, let's try it. How do you play?" Wufei asked.

"Um, I say something like, `I never did drugs,' which is something I have never done. Those of you who have done drugs would take a shot. It's a fun way to get to know someone also." Quatre continued.

"Alright. Might as well try it." Trowa said, re-pouring the pathetic excuse's for shots.

"Okay, I'll go first." Heero said then thought for a moment, "I've never mooned somebody." He smirked.

Duo gulped and downed his alcohol. "Really? When?" Quatre asked.

"Umm, a few kids and I were playing truth or dare at the church and someone dared me to moon Father Maxwell." Duo replied.

"Interesting." Trowa said, the normally quiet boy was trying hard to contain his laughter, "Um, I've never saran wrapped a gundam."

Duo blushed and took his shot dutifully.

"THAT WAS YOU?!" Wufei bellowed.

"Calm down Wufei. It was April fools and it did no damage." Quatre said, patting Wufei on the back in an attempt to calm him.

Wufei didn't yell again, but muttered something under his breath that sounded distinctly like `Injustice.'

"Wufei, your up." Heero said.

"Fine. Um, I've never kissed a boy." He smirked as the other four boys downed their shots. He did that for Quatre and Trowa's benefit, but he wasn't expecting Heero and Duo to take a drink.

Duo saw the surprising glances and decided to take his turn, "I've never kissed Heero."

No one took a shot but gave Duo a curious look, "Who then?"

"Solo." Was all that Duo would say.

"I've never been in a fist fight." Quatre said. Duo, Heero, and Wufei all took a shot.

"Me again. Um, let's see…" Heero thought for a moment, "I've never ran from the cops."

Trowa blushed and took his shot.

"TROWA?! When?" Quatre asked.

"Right after I joined the circus. I was framed for stealing money. I ran from the cops and hid `till Catherine explained everything." He paused, "My turn huh? Um, I've never kissed a girl." Wufei and Heero took their shot.

"Can't make up your mind Heero?" Duo asked with a sly grin.

"I have so! Relena was the first girl I kissed and the only one for that matter. Damn, I hated it. She waltzed up to me after one of her damned parties and practically fucked my mouth with her tongue. It was so disgusting. Damn bitch turned me off of the female sex." Heero paused and looked around at the slack faces, "Nani?"

"You just said your year's worth of words Heero. I'd cut back if I were you." Duo said.

"Hn." Was Heero's response.

"Hmm, I've never set myself on fire." Wufei said.

Duo threw back a shot then blushed from laughter, "What? So what if my hair tends to get in the way sometimes…that was before I braided it anyway!" He pleaded, holding his hands up. "Argh, I've never self-destructed." He growled.

Heero shot him a death glare and downed his shot.

"I've never gone nigger (no offense to Negro's, just a kiddy game I used to play) knocking." Quatre said with a giggle.

Wufei and Duo took a shot, "I've never been referred to as master." Heero said smugly. Quatre attempted to glare, but giggled and took his shot.

"I've never had to deal with 29 sisters." Trowa smiled.

Quatre took his shot, "What is this? Gang up on Quatre day?"

"'Course." Duo said with a grin towards Quatre and a wink toward Wufei.

"I never duck taped someone to a wall." He said. Quatre's face soon turned to the color of a tomato as he took another shot.

"W-what?" Wufei stuttered, "That was a joke."

"Well, I have. I got sick of Rashid, so I found some duck tape and taped him to the wall of his room. That was one of the few times I actually managed to get him off of my case."

"Nice!" Duo laughed, "My turn. I've never given a blow job."

No one took a drink but they gave Duo the oddest look. He smiled and winked, "Just curious."

~~~@~~~

"I never," *Hic*, "I never went cow knocking," Quatre slurred.

Duo and Heero giggled and took a shot for the hell of it, though neither knew what Quatre was talking about. "Lesh not play no more. No more I nevers." Duo said, slumping against Heero, "I luv's ya Hee-chan." He kissed Heero's cheek.

"I luv's ya too, Duo, but we besth be getting ta bed. Come on." Heero replied.

"No. Stay up a little bit longer."

"May I interethst you gentliemen in a double-headed," *Hic*, "double-headed llama?" Wufei asked, talking to a lamp.

"How much?" Quatre asked, slowly sliding onto Trowa's lap.

"For you gentlement, free." Wufei started giggling. Soon, though, his laughter subsided and the four other teens noticed that he had passed out.

"Well, Trowa, Ish jusht yous and me." Quatre giggled, wrapping his arms around Trowa's neck.

"Hey now," Dou mock scowled, "we shtill here."

"Nup. We're all alone." He giggled again and kissed Trowa quite sloppily.

Duo shrugged. He wasn't as drunk as he was making himself out to be. Twenty shots of Cherry Pucker were not going to get him drunk. Not if twenty shots of strait Vodka didn't even get him sloshed. No one knew this of course. Besides, he liked acting drunk. It gave him a chance to tell Heero exactly how he felt about him. Well, there was a downfall to this. Heero was to drunk to remember anything that was said to him. He knew Heero was drunk just by the fact he was talking so fucking much. So, Duo knew he didn't need to worry about rejection and such. No one knew of this crush on Heero. Well, not a crush per say. He was more along the lines of in love with the damn boy. He prided himself in the notion that he was able to hide things as well as the stoic ex-pilot.

"Huh? What?" Duo asked, looking around wildly.

"I shaid, do you want another glash." Heero said, holding up the almost empty Cherry Pucker bottle.

"Nah. I'll just go get some coffee." Duo said absentmindedly.

"HAH! I knew it!"

Duo jumped, "Knew what?"

Heero smirked, "Yur lyin."

"I don't lie, Heero."

"Well, you are now."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

Heero calmed down and looked at Duo, "Yur not drunk."

"I-I…" Duo stuttered, blushing.

"I knew it."

"Well, I'm going to…"

Duo was interrupted by a loud cry of, "Injustice!"

The two teens whirled around and saw Wufei run into a door jam, many times over. Wufei stumbled back and glared at the door jam screaming, "Injustice!" after each collision. He the managed to find the opening for the door and burst from the room, and an, "Ouch!" with yet another yell of injustice floated back to them.

"Yeeaahh," Duo said, listening to the fading war cries of the still drunk Wufei, "Well, good night Heero." He stood up and walked out of the room.

Heero stared after Duo with surprise and despair notable in his eyes. He managed to get himself to his room once certain noises started coming from Quatre and Trowa.

~~~@~~~

Trowa pulled slightly away from Quatre and looked him straight in the eye, "I can't. You're drunk." He muttered.

Quatre giggled, "No, just slightly tipsy. I have drunk before Trowa. I know how to hold alcohol."

"Was anyone else actually drunk tonight?" Trowa asked, slightly surprised.

"Yeah, Heero and Wufei were." Quatre said between the kisses he was lavishing onto Trowa's neck.

Trowa threw his head back and felt a moan rise in his throat as Quatre's mouth latched onto his throbbing vein, "Quat…Bed…Please…"

Quatre pulled back with a grin, "Okay." He tried to pull himself off of Trowa, but found that he was stuck. Trowa had his arms wrapped tightly around his back, and wasn't about to let go. Quatre grinned and began grinding against Trowa, making sure his denim clad erection rubbed Trowa's the whole time. The banged boy moaned and stood up. Quatre wrapped his legs around Trowa's waist, still grinding their hips together.

Trowa stumbled to his bedroom and, after shutting the door, walked to the bed. He lowered Quatre to the bed, never breaking the kiss they had started in the hallway. He let his hands wander down Quatre's chest, grinning like a canine against Quatre's mouth as the Arabian moaned. He paused his hands as fingers skimmed lightly over the cloth covered nipples. He continued his exploration, stopping when he reached the waist band of the jeans. He un-tucked the light blue polo that Quatre was wearing and pulled it up and over Quatre's head, messing up his blond hair. He then leaned down and kissed along Quatre's chin and down his neck.

His tongue instantly found the pulsating vein and he clamped his lips around it, sucking it into his mouth, drawing the blood up to the surface. Quatre whimpered under Trowa's administrations. Trowa smiled as Quatre's fingers tangled themselves in his hair.

He nibbled his way down Quatre's chest, stopping at one of the taut nipples. His tongue drew the outline of the light tan circle. He then started nibbling lightly, teasing it. Quatre moaned, loud.

~~~@~~~

2 1/2 hours later

"Dou?" Heero called out softly, tapping on his friend's door.

A very sleep tousled Duo opened the door, gazing at Heero with one eye cracked open, the other firmly shut. He scratched his bare chest and walked away to allow Heero to come in.

"Wha…?" He cut himself off to yawn.

"Couldn't sleep. Trowa's making so much goddamn noise in his room." Heero mumbled, falling onto his back on Duo's king sized bed.

Duo raised an eyebrow, an amazing feet for a one eyed boy, "Noise?"

"Hai. Moans and whimpering mainly."

Both of Duo's eyes shot open and his face started to glow, "Really." He got up and walked out of the room. He stopped in front of Trowa's door and pressed his ear to it. He grinned at what he heard, "I don't think Trowa's alone."

Suddenly a loud yell floated out to their ears, "Shit! Trowa!"

Duo shook his head, "Nope definitely not. Well, there go any of mine ideas for blackmail."

Heero leaned against the door frame with his arms crossed, "Blackmail?"

"Hai. If Trowa was jacking off in there, I was thinking of taking a picture. But, seeing as how he's not…" He trailed off and pushed past Heero to get into his room.

Heero walked in after him and sat one the still made bed, "Did you even go to bed?"

Duo avoided his eyes, "Iie."

Heero didn't say anything, but instead stared at the well shaped back of his ex-partner, "Duo…" He started.

Duo turned and looked at him, "Nani?"

"Umm, what are Trowa, and Quatre I'm guessing, doing in there?"

Duo's eyes grew wide again, "What?!"

Heero gulped and lowered his head, "You heard me."

"Well, yeah, I just never thought I'd hear something like that out of your mouth. That's all." Duo said quickly. He walked over to a chair that was placed by the open balcony doors. "Uh, well, what do you want to know?"

"What are they doing in there?" Heero asked, face blank, yet a slight bit of confusion showed through.

Duo just stared at him, slightly dumbfounded by this question, especially coming from Heero of all people. Then he grinned, 'Well, might as well do this the easy way.' He thought.

"Well?" Heero was getting a bit impatient with the braided boy.

'Err, how do I saw this without sounding too blunt?' He thought for a moment then a light bulb went on over his head. He smiled, "Their dancing to their own music."

Heero nodded, "That explains why it sounds so bad."

Duo looked at him and started laughing. Hard.

"Nani?" Heero looked around him, trying to figure out just what it was Duo was laughing about.

"There not playing their instruments Hee-chan!" Duo explained.

"Then what the hell are you talking about music for then?!" Heero practically shouted.

"I was speaking, uhh, metaphorically. I'll put it another way," He thought for a moment, "Okay. Their trying to reproduce, but I can guarantee that if that happens, someone will have a lot of explaining to do."

Heero thought about this, "Umm…"

Duo raised an eyebrow, "Are you really that clueless?"

Heero didn't say anything, instead crossed his arms across his chest with a scowl.

"Damn it Hee-chan. Their making love in there." He said quietly.

"Oh." Heero said, finally getting it. He looked thoughtful for a moment, and then turned his gaze back to Duo, "Will you show me?"

Duo's mouth dropped almost comically, "Go look. You won't disturb them."

"That's not what I meant and you know it."

"B-but your drunk!" Duo exclaimed, "I can't take advantage of you in that state!"

Heero looked him, "Most of that wore off in the few hours of sleep I received."

"I just don't want you to regret anything."

"Duo, do you love me?" He paused, listening for an answer. Duo's eyes grew wide, but he didn't answer. Heero stood up and walked to stand in front of Duo, "Answer me Duo."

Duo avoided his eyes, but nodded.

"Well, don't worry then. Just show me." Heero stated. He leaned in and pressed his lips to Duo's, "Well," He said after pulling back, "That's the extent of my knowledge. The rest is up to you."

Duo seemed to contemplate this. The kiss, to him, seemed almost magical, though it was extremely chaste. He felt the shock in that two second kiss. He wondered briefly if Heero had felt it also. He gulped and looked into Heero's eyes. He was startled at what he saw. The barriers that Heero had so carefully forged were crumbling.

Duo smiled and captured Heero's lips. He wrapped his arms around Heero's waist, taking over dominance.

Heero was instantly unsure as to what to do with his arms and frowned when Duo chuckled.

"Around my neck Hee-chan."

Heero tentively raised his arms and wrapped them carefully around Duo's neck, taking care not to choke Duo or pull his hair.

"What happened to my stoic pilot?" Dou asked, kissing his cheek.

"Went out the window when I heard Trowa and Quatre."

Duo went after Heero's lips again, raising his right hand to the back of Heero's head to deepen the kiss. He opened his mouth and ran his tongue along Heero's bottom lip, silently asking permission to enter. Heero's mouth stayed closed.

Duo sighed, "Open your mouth, Heero." He said it softly and encouragingly.

He again kissed him, and this time, when Duo let his tongue out, Heero willingly opened his mouth. He wasn't sure if he liked Dou's tongue in his mouth, but it was gentler then Relena's, more cautious, and he changed his mind to definite likage when the tip of Duo's tongue ran along the roof of his mouth softly, causing him to giggle. Yes, Heero giggled. 'Wow.' Was all he could think. He raised his tongue to touch Duo's. He pulled away when Duo groaned.

"Duo, are you okay?" He asked slightly worried.

"I'm fine. That was some kiss."

"MM, more." Heero muttered, kissing Duo lightly.

Duo kissed Heero back, hard, and grasped at Heero's hips. Duo pulled him close and Heero let out a gasp as their erections rubbed together.

Duo gently pushed Heero down onto the bed and straddled his waist, "How far...?"

"All the way. Make love to me Duo. Please!" Heero whimpered, arching his back slightly.

Duo grinned and kissed Heero, while his fingers played with the hem of Heero's lime green tank top. He closed his fingers around the edge and pulled.

Heero's head shot up when he heard a rip, "Aw, Duo! That was my favorite one!" He looked at his soon to be lover with a pout, "No fair!"

Duo just smirked and attacked the newly bared skin, "You know," He muttered, as he nibbled at Heero's collar bone, "I kinda like you like this. You talk decent." He moved lower, dragging his tongue along the ribs that slightly showed up under the skin. Heero gasped at the new found sensation and nearly choked when a warm, wet suctioning started on his right nipple.

"H-holy mother of pearls!" Heero groaned, scowling when Duo laughed at his choice of words, "Ah, Duo."

"What?"

"You've started a problem, which is really starting to get uncomfortable in its confinement." Heero squirmed; accenting his problem by rubbing it against Duo's leg.

"Shit," Duo grunted at the stimulus, then smiled, "I can take care of that. Just have patience." He continued his exploration of Heero's upper torso with his tongue and lips, and when he reached Heero's belly button, swirled his tongue inside.

Heero squirmed, yet again rubbing his confined erection on Duo's bent leg.

"Ahh, I get the point! Chill!" Duo gulped, then doubled over, blowing lightly on Heero's treasure trail, which led right to the edge of Heero's spandex.

His teeth caught the edge of the spandex and he tugged, lowering it slowly.

"C'mon Duo! Please hurry!" Heero lifted his hips. Duo smirked again as his fingers worked their way into the shorts. He let his fingers brush against the throbbing erection in found in there. Finally deciding to stop teasing, he ripped the spandex off.

Heero arched his back as the cool air flowed over his overheated, newly exposed area.

"Commando eh? Not bad." Duo's eyes were wide as they swept up and down the weeping seven and a half inch dick, "Damn."

Heero would have gladly smirked if he hadn't been so aroused at that particular moment in time, "Duo…" He growled.

Duo gave him a sluttish smile, understanding what Heero wanted perfectly. He wrapped his hand around the base of Heero's erection and began pumping it. Heero began jerking his hips to get more friction.

Duo stopped, "Well, that's not going to work." He placed his hands on Heero's hips to stop him, "I'm going to try something. Granted, I've told you all earlier I've never done this before, which is true, so don't choke me or something."

Heero just shivered and tried to jerk his hips up as he felt wet heat engulf his erection. Duo tightened his grip and sucked harder.

"Shit Duo, don't stop! I'm gunna cum…" Heero yelled, fists clenching the sheets in a deathly grip.

Duo pulled away, "Can't have that." He grinned when Heero whimpered. He reached over the boy beneath him and started digging around in a drawer.

Heero calmed down a bit and watched Duo curiously. He then noticed Duo still had his pajama pants on. He smirked and grabbed a bit of the pants. He then tugged, ripping the pants and leaving Duo naked.

"Looks like I'm not the only one who likes to go commando."

Duo glared at Heero before returning to his task. Heero raised himself up onto his elbow, "What are you looking for?"

"This!" Duo said, triumphantly holding up a jar of hand lotion.

"What's it for?"

"Umm, well, it will make entering you easier."

"Really."

"Yeah, and not to mention less painful." He opened the jar and then coated two fingers with the lotion inside. He leaned over and kissed Heero deeply to get the attention off of his fingers. He ran his knuckles along the red, which was actually turning a slight purple color, erection before slipping lower.

"Holy shit!" Heero gasped as one of Duo's fingers massaged his entrance. He raised his hips and tensed as a finger slipped in.

"Relax Heero."

Heero took a few deep breaths as he felt Duo push in further. Duo massaged the muscle on the inside, finally feeling Heero relax. Then he began to search for the infamous spot he had read so much about.

'Found it.' He thought as his fingers pressed against something, and Heero practically flew off the bed.

"Holy…What was that?" Heero asked, gasping for breath.

"Heero, meet your prostate."

"Wow, do that again."

"Wait. All in due time." Duo slipped a second finger in, brushing against the dark haired boy's prostate to ease any discomfort. After Heero settled a bit, he started scissoring his fingers, stretching him carefully. He slowly added a third finger.

"Damn it all to hell! Fuck the stretching and get to the fucking!"

Duo chuckled and removed his fingers.

"How do you want me?"

"How you are. Stay on your back." Duo grabbed a pillow and placed it under Heero's raised hips, "You ready?"

Heero nodded and Duo situated himself in between Heero's legs, raising them slightly to wrap them around his waist. He placed his manhood at Heero's relaxed entrance and slipped in. He paused, watching Heero's face for any discomfort.

"Dou! Just do it! It doesn't hurt!" Heero's head was thrown back on the pillows more in ecstasy then in pain. Duo shrugged then pushed all the way in.

The feeling was amazing, "Good lord Heero. You're so fucking tight." Duo growled, trying like hell to stay still.

Heero wiggled his hips to indicate that he was ready, "Move." He snarled.

Duo gladly accepted this and pulled out so far that he was barely in, and then thrust back in, hard.

Heero screamed. It didn't hurt, but damn, thrusting against a prostate could do that to anyone.

Duo kept his pace up, speeding up once he felt his orgasm coiling in his stomach.

Heero reached for his erection, which was turning an impossible shade of violet from lack of attention, but just as his fingers were about to wrap around it, Duo shook his head and smacked his hand away. Heero whimpered, but that turned into a pleasurable groan as Duo took it into his hand, pumping it in time with his thrusts.

"Mine!" Duo growled. He felt his orgasm hit full blast when he heard Heero scream his release. His back arched and strained as the biggest orgasm of his life filled Heero with his seed. He collapsed onto a sticky mess on Heero's chest. He groaned as he slid out and rolled onto his side facing his love.

Heero snuggled into Duo's embrace, "Ai shiteru." He said as his eyes slid close.

"I love you too, Heero." Duo replied, following his new lover into dream land.

~~~@~~~

Duo walked down to the kitchen the next morning with the, 'I just got laid,' look about him. He glanced at Trowa and Quatre, who were already there eating, and who also had the same look about them, "Have fun last night?"

"I should be asking you the same question." Quatre said, "You two made enough noise to wake the dead. So who got lucky last night? Heero or Wufei?"

Duo made a face and started digging through the fridge, "You'll see." He pulled out eggs and some pre-thawed bacon, "Man, I'm so starved."

Wufei walked into the room and scowled.

"Well, it must've been Heero. Wufei looks like he just got back from hell." Quatre intoned before Trowa shoved a piece of toast into his mouth.

Wufei had his hair dripping wet, plastered around his shoulders. He had bunched up tissues stuck up his nose and he was carrying a pillowcase.

"Um, hello Wufei." Trowa said.

"Um, Wufei? Why is your pillowcase red?" Duo asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Nose bleed." He muttered, walking past the group to the laundry room.

"So? Where's Heero?" Quatre asked with a grin.

"Umm, sleeping the last I knew." Dou replied, flipping his eggs.

"No, I'm not." Heero muttered, walking into the kitchen, "You guys have some fucking loud mouths." He walked over and kissed Duo on the cheek. "Morning Koi." He whispered, when walked to the table and slowly sat down with a wince.

Quatre chuckled, "I felt the same way. Don't worry. The pain'll ease up."

Heero breathed a sigh of relief, "Good." He turned to his boyfriend, "That's it. We are so going to take things slow. I wouldn't be able to handle this pain every morning."

"I'd stop talking it I was you, Yuy. You'll run out of things to say." Wufei said, sitting down next to Trowa.

Heero attempted to Death glare at Wufei, but couldn't accomplish it. Instead, he turned and leaned over to Quatre, "I've got a fun way to get back at Wufei if you want in."

Quatre nodded with a smile, "How?"

"Let's give Wufei a red nose if you get my drift." He wiggled his eyebrows.

Quatre nodded again and Heero stood up and walked over to Duo with a sluttish grin.

"Yuy?! What are you planning?!" Wufei called out in near panic.

Heero's grin widened and he winked at Quatre, who nodded and started towards Trowa.

Duo raised an eyebrow as Heero sidled up to him, "Hee-chan?" He gulped, "Ah, Heero? What are you doing?"

Heero just shrugged and stood in front of Duo. He winked at him and wrapped his arms around Duo's waist, pulling him close. He watched over Duo's shoulder as Quatre climbed onto Trowa's lap, snuggling close.

Wufei looked back and forth between the two couples with a slightly shocked expression, 'This is not happening to me!' he thought. He felt something wet and sticky trickling under his nose and groaned. He noticed that as Heero kissed Duo quite slowly and Quatre started kissing Trowa, the trickling got faster.

"All right! You've proven your point!"

Heero pulled away and smirked, "No, I don't believe I have."

Wufei scowled and more blood squirted out of his nose, "Argh, I can't take this injustice!" He slammed his slightly red hands down onto the tale and pushed himself to his feet. He grabbed some paper toweling for his nose and ran out of the room. The last thing he heard was a deep laughter emanation from the kitchen.

*~ 1 week later ~*

Heero awake Christmas morning with a stomach ache and nausea. He racked his brain quickly as he stood up to go to the bathroom, yet he still couldn't think of anything to make him this sick. Hell, he didn't even get sick. 'Well, maybe Wufei slipped something into my food as revenge or something.' He thought as he slowly made his way to his and Duo's bathroom.

"Hee-chan, you okay?" A sleep, worried voice floated into the bathroom after Heero was done puking his guts out.

Heero walked to the door and leaned against the door jam, not going any further in case the nausea hit again. He eyed the pile of blankets and a tangled braid that was lying on the bed, "No." He groaned. He swallowed, gagged, and then ran back into the bathroom.

Duo climbed out of bed and walked to the bathroom. He eyed his boyfriend warily, "I'll go see if Quatre has and stomach medicine."

A groan was all he received as an answer. Duo walked out and across the hall to Quatre and Trowa's room. He knocked on the door and waited impatiently for someone to answer.

Duo looked up as a slightly green Quatre opened the door, "What?"

"Um, Heero's got an upset stomach. I was wondering if you had any medicine or something."

Quatre shook his head, "Won't work. Believe me. Especially if he has what I have. Ugh, what a way to spend Christmas." He stopped talking and turned pale, "Excuse me Duo." He ran back into the bedroom shouting, "Trowa! Get out of the bathroom! I have to puke again!"

Duo walked back into his room to find Heero curled up in bed. He crawled into bed facing Heero and lightly began stroking Heero's stomach.

"MM, that feels nice. It's helping." Heero muttered sleepily.

"Quatre's sick too." Duo said.

Heero scowled lightly, "I don't get sick baka, remember? The only logical thing I can come up with is that Wufei is trying to kill me very slowly." Some color drained from his cheeks but he didn't throw up again thanks to Duo's administrations.

~~~@~~~

Around noon, Heero sat up. The stomach and nausea were gone. In fact, he felt really good. Even better then how he felt when he and Duo made love. He watched the braided baka sleep for a few minutes before deciding he was hungry.

"Hey Quat." He said, walking into the kitchen.

Quatre looked up from his magazine, "Hey. Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas to you too. Where are Trowa and Wufei?"

"Trowa is sleeping and lord only knows where Wufei is."

"Hm. So, I heard you were sick this morning also." Heero said, pulling out the orange juice out of the fridge.

"Yeah. It's weird you know. I feel fine now. Better then fine, actually."

"Me too. Maybe it was the weather or something." Heero smiled, "I think we should go and wake our boyfriends, then hunt out Wufei so we can open presents."

"Good idea."

~~~@~~~

Quatre opened the door to his room quietly and saw that Trowa was still asleep. He grinned evilly and tiptoed up to the bed and jumped onto it.

"AAAH!" Trowa screamed and tried to sit up. He stopped thrashing about and opened his eyes, "Quat?"

"Morning love." Quatre said with a smile.

"I see you're feeling better."

"Much. Come on. Presents!"

~~~@~~~

Heero smirked as he eyed a still sleeping Duo. He sat down on the edge of their bed and watched him for a second, then started rubbing his fore finger lightly along the bridge of Duo's nose. Duo crinkled his nose, but kept his eyes firmly shut. Heero placed his finger back in the same spot and rubbed again. This time, Duo sneezed.

"Duo?" Heero whispered softly, stroking Duo's cheek.

Duo stirred, but kept his eyes closed.

"Duo." Heero said, louder this time.

Duo blinked and looked up at Heero through blurry eyes, "Nani?"

Heero tugged on Duo's chestnut colored braid affectionately, "Presents." Was all he said.

"Well, why didn't you say so?" Duo jumped up and ran out the door. Heero just shook his head and stood up to follow.

"Ouch!"

Heero ran to the door and out into the hall. He barely kept his laughter in at the sight before him. Duo had ran smack dab into Wufei and was currently residing on his stomach, bouncing like a three year old.

"Maxwell! Get your fat ass off of me!" Wufei cried out as Duo's braid flopped into his mouth a few times.

Heero walked over and pulled Duo up, "I don't know Wufei," He said, staring at Duo's ass like he was an art critic staring at a painting, "It's not that fat. It's perfectly rounded and as smooth as a babies bottom."

Wufei's hand automatically went to his nose to wipe away a slight bit of blood that had appeared. "And you would know what a baby's bottom would feel like Yuy." He said with a smirk.

"Well, if it's anything like Dou's, then damn. Babies have some soft bottoms." Heero replied, grabbing Duo's hand and walking to the living room.

"Took you long enough!" Quatre said, bouncing in a similar fashion as to how Duo was a few minutes before hand. Trowa was sitting next tom him, still rubbing sleep out of his eyes.

"Sorry. Had a run in with Wuffie." Duo said with a grin. He plopped down across from Quatre and eyed the presents with glee.

Wufei scowled, "Maxwell, the name is Wufei!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now sit! So Quatre can hand us our presents!"

Wufei exchanged a look with Heero and shrugged. Heero sat down next to Duo and linked his fingers with his loves.

Quatre reached for the first pile, which contained two presents fro Duo and one for each of the other pilots.

Duo grabbed his and *almost* ripped into them. Heero stopped him, "Let's wait 'till we all have out presents, and then open them at once. It would be funner that way." He explained.

Soon, each had a neat pile consisting of four presents, though Duo and Quatre received an extra gift from their significant other.

"Alright," Heero said, "Go for it."

They all reached for their first presents. Duo and Trowa's mouth fell open.

"A muzzle? Oh gee Wuffie, thanks." He eyed Heero with a seductive smile then winked at Wufei.

"Duo Maxwell! What the hell is this for?!" Trowa held up a box of assorted hair gel and mousse.

"Nice Trowa. I love the block Egyptian persons." Quatre giggled, refolding his matching boxers and pajamas set.

"A dictionary?" Heero lifted the book out of the Christmas bag and peered at it, "Extra-thick!? Un-abridged!? Duo!"

"Quatre? Do you honestly think all this tissue is necessary?" Wufei looked around and saw Duo thanking Heero with a kiss for a, Wufei looked closer to the black bundle in Duo's hand, pair of silk boxers. He felt the normal, small trickle under his nose, "Never mind." He set the three packs of aloe tissues off to the side and reached for his next gift.

"Alright Trowa! You so rock man!" Duo grinned as he dug through a deep box.

Heero glanced over Duo's shoulder then did a double-take, "Trowa Barton! Why? Why the hell did you get him ten fucking pounds of *caffinated* coffee AND five pounds of espresso?!"

"Aw, Quat, it's cute!" Trowa flipped his hair and cuddled a miniature chibi clown of himself.

"Throat lozenges? Heero, I'm hurt." Duo said with a mock pout.

"Oh thank you Trowa, a normal gift." Heero said sarcastically, as he held up a leather gun holster.

"Oh! Dress shirts! Oh, and pink too. Pink hair dye?! I think not you two! The tea, though, I enjoy. Thank you Heero, Duo." Quatre said with a smile.

"Leather hair ties. Nice." Duo smiled, "Thanks Q-man.!"

"Free haircut…What the?! Heero Odin Yuy, I will not cut my hair!" Trowa yelled, after reading over the little card.

Wufei opened his last gift with hesitation. He carefully peeled away the bright, festive paper and promptly sweat dropped. He glared at Duo, "Maxwell!" He dropped the book and reached for his katana, which was left out from the night before when he was polishing it, and pulled it from its sheath, "Come here Maxwell. That braid has an appointment with my katana."

"Ack!" Duo jumped up and ran to the other side of the room as Heero glanced at the books title, to see what upset him so much. He chuckled. "Sex for Dummies," was written there in big block letters.

Wufei was just about to take another swipe at Duo when a voice from the vicinity of the door interrupted, "Did we miss something?"

Wufei stopped in mid-step and his mouth dropped open, "Treize?" he asked as he turned around.

"The one and only." A tall man with auburn brown hair and blue eyes said, a smile on his face, "Merry Christmas little dragon."

"Little dragon…" Wufei whispered as a huge grin made its way to the surface, "Treize!" He ran to the man and threw his arms around Treize's neck.

Treize held him close and turned his head, "You were right."

Wufei gave him a confused look and looked to his right, "Milliardo!" He motioned for the tall, blond haired, crystal blue eyed man to join the hug. Milliardo laughed and stepped into the two men's embrace.

"Missed you little dragon." Milliardo muttered, nuzzling Wufei's neck.

The four ex-pilots, still by the tree, jaws dropped. Wufei and Milliardo turned around when they heard a thump. Quatre had fainted.

Duo was the first to find his voice, "Um, would someone please inform us as to what is going on?"

Wufei, Milliardo and Treize all exchanged a look. Wufei sighed and nodded, and then led them into the living room. Milliardo and Treize sat down next to each other on the couch and after exchanging identical evil grins, grabbed Wufei around the waist as he walked by, and pulled him down onto their laps. They clasped their arms around his waist to hold him steady.

The others exchanged confused glances, "Um, Wufei? Is there something you want to tell us?" Heero said with an odd look on his face.

Wufei struggled a bit before he gave up and crossed his arms over his chest with a smile. He cuddled up to Treize and began to speak, "Well, um…you see…" He growled in frustration, "Remember that duel I had with Treize during the beginning of the war? Well, um…"

Treize cut in, "After that battle, we couldn't stop thinking about each other and ah…"

Wufei interrupted, "Well…after a bit…we started exchanging emails and um…"

Milliardo sighed and took up the story seeing as how his two lovers were being bumbling idiots, "To make their seemingly long story short, they fell in love over the net." The former Epyon pilot smirked as he continued, "So, of course, they decided to work out their differences and meet. They eventually became lovers as well."

Wufei sighed then smirked, "Haven't you guys ever wondered why I had so many lone missions?"

The three pilots, minus Quatre, gaped at them, "Um, that explains why you walked around like you had a stick up your ass whenever you came back…" Duo said with a grin.

Milliardo smirked, Treize blushed slightly, and Wufei glared at Duo, "Maxwell…"

Duo just smiled, "Well, it's true…" wuffie just continued to glare.

Treize sighed and hugged Wufei, "It's ok my little dragon. Don't be mad at him."

"Well, its hard to be anything but mad at that braided baka." Wufei grumbled.

Heero frowned at them, "Ok, I understand the Wufei and Treize part, but how did you get into this Zechs?"

"Milliardo if you please," he paused, "I was already with Treize. We weren't exactly committed to each other when he and Wufei got together. They went right to a commitment, and I was introduced to Wufei. After that is none of your business."

Quatre stirred right before Milliardo spoke. He listened then, when Milliardo talked, He thought, 'I always thought there was something odd about you Milliardo.' Out loud though, he said, "What did I miss?"

Trowa began whispering the story to Quatre as Duo shook his head, "Well, that explains a lot. Especially why wuffers hates women."

Wufei death glared at the annoying braided boy. He tried to struggle out of his koi's grips, but they wouldn't let him go that easily. Again, he struggled, but to no effect. He harrumphed and re-crossed his arms.

Treize and Milliardo exchanged identical looks then leaned in and kissed Wufei, one on each cheek.

Trowa smirked at their display of affection. Quatre blushed, Heero rolled his eyes.

Duo however, blinked, "Wait a minute…Wufei, when we played 'I never' you said you've never kissed a guy…"

Wufei, the man of justice, blushed, "Umm…well…I lied."

Duo scowled, "That was not cool wuffie."

"Wufei! And I did it so Trowa and Quatre could take a shot."

Duo pouted, "I ain't never playing…with…you…" He trailed off and his eyes flew to Treize, "Aren't you supposed to be dead?!"

Treize smiled rather ruefully, "In a sense, yes."

"Huh? What?"

"Well, we were going to make that battle my last, so I could start responsibilities with my daughter. Wufei and I made previous arrangements on where to shoot my gundam and with what weapon…"

"The last fight with me finally came. We were going at it, play fighting like always, when something interfered. I still can't figure out what, but it sent Wufei's aim out of line by a centimeter just as he was going to shoot." Treize sighed.

"I felt so bad that I did that to Treize that I managed to avoid Milli for almost a year. We started corresponding about a year ago. We still loved each other, but it didn't seem right with out Treize." Wufie turned to his auburn haired boyfriend, tears in his eyes, "Where were you? Two fucking years!"

"It's not my fault. The crash jumbled my memory, so for at least a year I had amnesia. This past year I spent trying to get my memory back. It's so not like TV at all. It takes awhile to get your memories back, not a second. I got a hold of Milli first, then we both tried to get a hold of you, but you were on your way here," He paused and took a deep breath, "Milli came and got me, and after talking to lady Une, came right here." He wiped his thumb along the corners of Wufei's eyes, "Now dry those tears little dragon, 'Cause I'm here to stay."

Wufei grinned and threw his arms around Treize's neck. Milliardo smiled and kissed Treize on the forehead.

This time it was Duo who rolled his eyes.

~~~@~~~

The next morning, Duo crawled out of bed and stumbled to the bathroom. His eyes grew wide at the sight of Heero, asleep, with his head resting on the bowl of the toilet. Duo glanced into the porcelain bowl and saw brown. Trying not to look, lest he throw up himself, he flushed the toilet, waking up Heero.

"Heero, we're taking you to see Sally." Duo said, brushing his love's hair out of his eyes.

Heero nodded and stood up to get dressed, "Ok."

Duo threw on a pair of jeans and went downstairs to the kitchen. There, he encountered Trowa just hanging up the phone. Duo grabbed it after muttering hello to Trowa. Duo dialed the number to Sally's office, 'Good thing she's in the nearby town for the next to weeks.' He thought.

"Hello, Freefeld clinic how may I help you?" The receptionist asked.

"Hi, I would like to speak with a Dr. Sally Po, please." Duo replied.

"One moment please."

Duo hummed to himself as he waited for Sally to answer.

"Hell? Sally Po here."

"Sally?! Duo!"

"Hey Duo! How may I help you?"

"Um, Heero's sick."

"Uh…"

"Thing is, Heero has never gotten sick before, and this is the second day. I'm really worried about him."

"Okay. You can bring him in when Trowa brings in Quatre."

Duo blinked and looked at Trowa. "Okay, no problem."

"See you in about fifteen minutes then."

Duo hung up the phone and looked at his friend, "Quat's sick again eh?"

"Heero too?" Trowa said with a nod to answer Duo's question.

"Yeah. Sally said to bring him in with Quat."

"Alright."

~~~@~~~

"Heero! Due come in."

Heero walked into the office and eyed Sally cautiously, "Sally." He muttered in greeting.

"Have a seat on the table please." Sally motioned to a high table covered with paper.

"What's wrong with Quatre? Why was he so red?" Heero asked, sliding onto the table.

"He'll tell you when he is ready." She stood next to the table. She placed the ear pieces in her ears and tapped on the 'drum' of the instrument, testing if it worked or not.

She placed the 'drum' under Heero's green tank top, "Deep breath."

~~~@~~~

Twenty minutes later, she walked back in with Duo on her heals. Heero eyed Sally ruefully, but Sally just smiled.

"Now, This is important for both of you. Considering what you told me, Heero, I'm not all that surprised."

"What are you talking about?" Duo asked, confused.

Sally grinned, "Congratulations, Heero and Duo. You're going to be daddies."

The two boys jaws dropped, "What?"

"Heero," she paused, holding back a giggle, "You're pregnant."

TBC…