Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Christmas Surprises ❯ Making up ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own gundam wing or anything to do with it.

Authors note: Pairings = 1x2x1, 3x4x3, 13x5x6, plus many more mentioned. This is Yaoi, plus an added mix of Yuri. Many lemons, limes, and a bit of citrus for flavor. If you DO NOT like slash, then this story is not for you! Just press your lovely back button and have a nice day. Also, thank you Jess for being my muse and co-writer! Umm, I forgot to mention, major OOC on quite a few characters. Not all, but still a few. I suppose, tho, that sex will do that to a person. ^_~ Oh, and slight Relena bashing in the chapters to come.

Rating: NC-17

Christmas Surprises

Trowa and Quatre's heads shot up as they heard, "Omae o korosu, Duo!?!"

"I don't think Heero took it as well as you Quat." Trowa said, rubbing his hand lightly over Quatre's stomach.

Duo walked out of Sally's office, pale and wide eyed. A fuming Heero was pulling him along by his braid.

"Couch. At least a month! God's Duo!" Heero ranted under his breath.

"Nope. I'd say he didn't." Quatre agreed. They got up and followed the other couple out of the office.

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Heero looked up as he heard a knock on the door, "Who is it?"

"It's Quatre."

"All right. Come on in."

Quatre opened the door and walked in. Closing the door behind him, he gave Heero a once over. Heero was on Duo's side of the bed, curled up in a ball. Quatre walked over and sat on the edge of the bed.

There was silence for a moment, then, "Why don't you talk to him? You're both extremely miserable with out each other, and you being holed up in a bedroom isn't going to help you or the baby."

Heero's head shot up, "Y-you know?"

"You had the same symptoms I did, and I am."

"I feel so sorry for Trowa and Duo. They have to deal with two pregnant men." Heero laughed.

Both men looked at the door as it opened. They saw Wufei standing there with his hand over his mouth, his two lovers behind him, practically falling over, laughing their asses off.

"How the hell did this happen Yuy?!" Wufei asked with eyes wide.

Heero smirked, "Did anyone teach you the basics of sex?"

"Yes, and that's the problem! You. Are. A. Male!"

"Well, explain that one to Dr. J." Heero replied.

Wufei growled and threw up his hands, "Argh!" He walked off towards the kitchen. By this time, Treize and Milliardo were actually on the floor, rolling in laughter.

Heero glared at them, "What the fuck are you two laughing about?"

"You," Milliardo gasped, "You two are…"

"Pregnant!" Treize interrupted.

Heero whipped out his gun from God knows where and aimed it at the two boys rolling on the floor, "Omae o Korosu!"

Duo walked past the room and glanced in. He saw his boyfriend pointing his gun at Treize and Milliardo. He rolled his eyes and kept on his trek to the bathroom.

Heero watched his love walk by, and he felt his heart contract. He felt Quatre nudge him lightly. He nodded and stood up. He dropped his gun to the bed and walked out, carefully making sore to step *ON* Treize and Milliardo. He walked down the hall and knocked on the door to the separate bathroom.

"Duo?" Heero started, "I…I'm…argh!" He took a deep breath and let it out slowly, "I'm s-s-sorry." He sighed as Duo opened the door.

"That must've been hell." Duo said with a smirk.

Heero raised an eyebrow, "What must've?"

"Apologizing."

"I know a better way to make up, you know."

"You do huh?" Duo grinned.

Heero nudged Duo back into the bathroom and shut the door, "Yep." He lunged at Duo, lips meeting lips. His hands flew to Duo's hair, "Hair?" he muttered between kisses.

Duo nodded and gasped as a curtain of knee length chestnut hair fell around them. Heero nudged Duo up against the sink, "Hope you don't mind being taken. I don't think it would quite safe for me to be taken yet, don't you think?"

"Don't care! Just do something Heero!" Duo whined, starting to grind Heero to relieve some pressure in his lower regions.

"Fine." Heero quickly unbuttoned Duo's black jeans and pulled them and the black boxers down to his knees. Heero fell to his own knees. He eyed Duo's erection appreciatively.

"Ngh," Duo cried out as he was engulfed in a wet heat. Duo's hips began to jerk involuntary as he tried to get more of himself into Heero's mouth.

Heero gagged and pulled away, "Nope. That isn't going to work. I gag way too easy." He stood up and started digging through a cabinet, "Hah!" He pulled out a jar of Vaseline.

Duo reached down and pulled Heero's spandex shorts, releasing Heero's erection.

"Turn around." Heero's slightly nasal voice husky from arousal.

Duo did as was told, turning around and bending over the counter. Heero opened the Vaseline and slicked his fingers, "Payback." He said with a grin, as he stuck a finger into Duo.

"Aah!" Duo yelled, wiggling his hips against the intrusion.

"It's not that bad…" Heero said, sticking in another finger, scissoring them.

"G-good t-thing I'm horny. That's all I have to say." Duo gasped as Heero stuck in a third finger. Then he began hunting.

"Damn. Where is…it…" He smile as Duo's back arched and pushed himself further onto Heero's fingers, "I think you're ready."

Duo hissed in response. That hiss turned into a whimper as Heero removed his fingers.

"Relax love." Heero said as he coated himself. He positioned his erection at Duo's hole and pushed in. Heero gasped, "Holy crap Duo! I'm not going to last!"

"Get moving then!" Duo answered through clenched teeth.

Heero pulled out and slid back in slowly. He sped up when he felt his orgasm building.

"Shit, shit, shit…" Duo muttered. He reached down to grab hold of his erection. Heero slapped his hand away. Duo whimpered again, but that quickly turned to a moan as Heero started jerking him off. They climaxed one after the other, Duo first.

Heero dropped his head onto Duo's hair covered back as he slid out, "Damn."

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*One week later, back at work*

Lady Une shuffled through the recent medical reports from Sally. As she looked through the ones on Freefeld, two of the reports caught her eye. Heero Yuy and Quatre Winner. She took them out of the pile and put the rest off to the side. She read through each quickly, eyes growing wide with each line read. She put the papers down as she tried to stifle the laughter that threatened to erupt from her throat.

She pressed the call button for her secretary, "Noin, please…send in the…Gundam…pilots…" A few giggles escaped her.

She turned her back on the door as the five ex-pilots entered. They all stood at attention as she tried to regain her composure.

She turned back around with an almost straight face, "Boys, I just…" she giggled, "I just received Sally's reports from Freefeld," the boys exchanged a look, "And I ran across two very interesting and, um, amusing, reports."

Heero and Quatre's eyes grew wide, and they shifted uneasily.

"I have only…" she paused and giggled again, "One question. How?"

Quatre blushed as Heero scowled and crossed his arms, "Doctor J."

Une couldn't hold it anymore. She collapsed in her chair and put her head in her arms. She then laughed like she hadn't laughed in years, "You mean to tell me that you let that old fucked up bastard experiment on you?! How dumb are you!?"

Heero glared at some spot on the wall.

Quatre stared at his feet and mumbled, "Stupid insanity…"

Une smirked, "And what's your excuse, Heero Yuy?"

Heero grunted and continued to stare at the wall, "I was a test subject before Gundam pilot."

Duo shot a concerned look at his boyfriend, "You never told me that…What else haven't you told me?"

Heero's scowl deepened as he kept glaring at the wall, trying to avoid Duo's gaze.

Trowa, for his part, hugged Quatre around the shoulders.

"So, Mr. Barton, I take it you're Quatre's babies father then?" Une asked, and then smiled when Trowa nodded.

"Heero, who is the, mmph, father of your child?"

"Me." Duo said, shyly.

Une nodded, "I thought as much…" she was cut off by giggles from outside the office door, which was open a crack. Une sighed as four of the five pilots exchanged worried glances.

Heero and Duo rushed to the door and threw it open. The girls in the office were all crowded around the door. They glanced at Heero and Quatre, who was coming up behind the two at the door with Trowa.

The girls all broke out into fits of giggles.

Dorothy stepped out of the crowd and grinned, "We just heard the good news. Congratulations." Laughter erupted from the crown of gathered women in the office.

The guys in the office hung back and looked pale and lightly afraid.

"I never thought I'd live to see the day when the great Gundam pilots would succumb to something like this!"

"Ladies!" Lady Une said, walking to the door, standing behind Heero and Quatre. She placed her hands on their shoulders, "Thank you for your congratulations, but these two do not, I repeat, do not need this. I'm sure there are quite a few women in this office who have been pregnant at one time or another. In fact, I know there have been," She paused and looked around at the crowd of women, "Those of you who were pregnant know exactly what these two are going to be going through, with hormones and such." She stood back and gently pushed Wufei, Duo, and Trowa out of the office, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a few things I need to discuss with your loved ones." With that, she shut the office door.

"Heero, Quatre, please have a seat."

They glanced at each other warily, but did as they were told.

"Now, about this condition…" She looked at the two teenagers with laughter glazed eyes, "You can't very well do missions in your state, unless of course, you do not want to keep your children…" She trailed off and grinned as Heero and Quatre's eyes grew large.

"No! I want to keep my child thank you!" Heero said.

"Me also. I'd take a desk job if you've got one." Quatre murmured.

"Just so happens I've got two. The offices are right next to each other with a connecting door, so you two can deal with all the hormones together."

"Thank you, Lady Une." Quatre said, standing up.

Une nodded, "No problem. You will start your new jobs tomorrow."

The eighteen year olds nodded and walked to the door.

"Oh, and one more thing," Une stopped them. The boys turned and looked at her expectantly, "Don't mind the girls out in the main office. They're just jealous."

"Jealous? Of two pregnant men? Are they fucked up?" Heero asked.

Lady Une smiled, "That's not what their jealous of."

"Then what?" Quatre asked, slightly confused.

"You two and your other halfs are the most handsome men out there and are together. Because of this, you can only expect teasing and taunting."

Quatre blushed profusely, and Heero even had a pink tinge on his cheeks, "Well, thank you again, Lady Une." Quatre said, opening the door and walking out.

Heero nodded and followed Quatre out, "Yeah, thanks."

TBC…