Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Christmas Surprises ❯ Fights and Blues Clues! ( Chapter 8 )

Disclaimer: I do not own gundam wing or anything to do with it.

Authors note: Pairings = 1x2x1, 3x4x3, 13x5x6, plus many more mentioned. This is Yaoi, plus an added mix of Yuri. Many lemons, limes, and a bit of citrus for

flavor. If you DO NOT like slash, then this story is not for you! Just press your lovely back button and have a nice day. Also, thank you Jess for being my muse and co-writer, and Courtney for being my second muse! Umm, I forgot to mention, major OOC on quite a few characters. Not all, but still a few. I suppose, tho, that sex will do that to a person. ^_~ Oh, and slight Relena bashing in the chapters to come.

Rating: NC-17

Christmas Surprises

Previously; the Gundam gang goes on a Christmas vacation to one of Quatre's many cabins. Quatre and Trowa get together, and bring Duo and Heero together also

unintentionally. Heero and Quatre find out that their pregnant with Duo and Trowa's children, because of an evil experiment on Dr. J's part. They get teased at the office, and Relena goes after Heero. Duo and Trowa propose and soon are engaged to their loves. The wedding is planned and Heero finds out Sally's secret. Heero's gunna have twins! They are now married, and on the move

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"Hello Quatre." Sally looked up from her messy desk as Quatre and Trowa walked in, "Don't mind the mess. I'm still in the middle of rearranging everything."

"That's alright." Trowa said, shutting the door behind him.

Sally stood up and motioned for Quatre to have a seat on the table.

Quatre nodded and hoisted himself onto the table. He lifted his shirt up over

his stomach and lay back on the table.

Sally lifted her stethoscope up to her ears and placed the drum on the boy's

stomach. She smiled a satisfied smile as the instrument picked up the baby's heartbeat.

"Sounds good." Sally said, removing the ear pieces from her ear. She then prepped him for the sonogram.

Sally stared at the screen for a moment, and then blinked twice. She paled

visibly as the view did not change.

Quatre and Trowa looked at her, very worried.

"Sally? What's wrong? Is the baby ok? What is it?" Quatre looked at Sally

pleadingly, silently begging for her to say something.

Trowa gently took Quatre's hand into his, stroking it with his thumb in slight

reassurance.

Sally finally gathered her wits and looked at them, "Well, the baby looks great. Do you, ah, want to know the baby's sex?"

Quatre shook his head no.

"Ok."

"Sally, what are you not telling us?"

Sally took a deep breath and folded her hands, "Well, your baby seems to have

an, um, abnormality…"

Quatre and Trowa paled, "Abnormality? Is it life threatening? Will it be ok?"

Quatre asked, worried.

"Well, um, you see, one of you must have some odd genetics. That's the only way to explain this…"

"What?" Trowa asked, getting upset and exasperated.

"Uh, your child apparently has a, um, well, a tail." She finished lamely.

Trowa and Quatre looked at Sally in shock, "A tail…"

Trowa looked down. Quatre fainted.

"Shit." He muttered.

Sally jumped up and grabbed some smelling salts off the counter. She waved them under Quatre's nose until he woke up coughing. He pushed her hand away and

looked back and forth between her and Trowa.

He cleared his throat, "Okay, let's try this again. A tail?" he asked faintly.

Sally nodded and swallowed, "Yes. Uh, I really don't know how to explain it. I

honestly don't." She sweat dropped, "This is the oddest case I have ever seen! A tail." She muttered, "A tail…a tail…"

Trowa motioned for Quatre to follow him out of the office, "She's taking that

pretty hard."

Quatre nodded his agreement.

~~~@~~~

"They're moving in today!" Quatre called out, covering the mouth piece with his hand.

It was a week into May, and Treize, Wufei, and Milliardo's house was finally

finished.

"Really?"

"Yeah, I invited them to dinner, but they declined saying they'd rather not eat

chocolate covered chicken."

Duo made a face and coaxed the phone out of Quatre's grip.

Quatre walked into the family room, where Heero was sitting on the couch

watching T.V. Sally had instructed that he start taking it easy, so he had his feet up on a pillow on the coffee table and a tray of snacks and juice next to him on the end table.

"Whatcha watching?" He asked, sitting down next to the messy haired boy.

"Uh, Blues Clues."

"Why?" Quatre asked, making himself comfortable, "Pass me a jalapeno pepper

please."

"Cause I think Joe kind of looks like Duo." Heero replied, placing the tray between the two of them.

Quatre squinted at the T.V, "You're right."

"I know." Heero replied with a smug look on his face.

"No, he doesn't. I am one of a kind." Duo said, walking into the room. He

walked behind the couch and gave Heero a kiss on the top of his head.

"I thought you were talking to Wufei." Quatre said, looking at Duo.

"I was. Then I was talking to Treize. They, ah, invited me to go out tonight."

Heero looked up at him, "What?"

"Yeah. I'm gunna go. I've been swamped with work lately. I swear, they are

harder here then back in Scotland. I really could use the relaxation. Besides, I haven't drunk any alcohol in almost three months. I could use it."

Heero scowled, "Fine, just don't kill yourself. Pity for our children to lose a

father."

Duo looked down at him surprised, "Huh?"

Heero shook his head and kept his eyes on the TV.

Quatre looked at Heero, surprised. Normally, he didn't care what Duo did. His

surprise grew when he saw that he had tears in his eyes.

Duo shook his head and went to get ready for that night.

"Heero, what. . ?" Quatre asked, worried.

"Nothing."

~~~@~~~

Duo jiggled the door handle, "What the. . ." He dug in his pocket for his key

chain. He pulled it out and unlocked the door. It was unusual for the door to be locked before eleven.

He had gone out with the guys but couldn't have a good time. He was slightly

pissed that they took him to a gay strip club. At that point, though, he was to busy worrying if Heero was alright or not to notice any goings on around him. He knew he had a few guys hanging off him, but he always shook them off.

He walked through the house and into the kitchen. He was surprised to see that

no one was up and about. It wasn't that late. He shrugged and started off towards his and Heero's bedroom. He walked through the `nursery' with a smile. The walls were still in the middle of being painted. They had decided on a lavender color for the walls, after arguing over the color of the crib bedding and such.

After an hour and many outbursts from Heero that absolutely no pink was allowed in the room, `lest they wanted their boys or girls or both to go insane like a

crazy princess they all knew and hated, they decided on light blue and light green, Duo and Heero's favorite colors respectively. They were neutral so would work anyway given.

He walked up to the door to his and Heero's bedroom, making a mental note to

finish the painting in the nursery the next morning so they could start the border. He turned the handle and walked into . . . the door.

"Huh?" He turned the handle again. It was locked.

He pounded on the door, "Heero?" no answer. He pounded again, "Heero, I know you're in there. I can hear the TV.

"What?" A muffled voice wafted to him through the door.

"Why is the door locked?"

"Isn't that a bit obvious?"

"No not really." Duo replied.

"Shame. Figure it out."

"I . . ." He paused, "Is this for going out?"

"Yes. You should have asked. . ."

"I need your permission to go out?" Duo asked, a bit ticked at that thought.

"That's not what I meant."

"Fine. Tell me what you meant then."

"Why?"

"Because it would be nice to know why the fuck your pissed at me!" Duo screamed through the door.

Duo heard Heero growl, "I just meant that you could have been fuckin

considerate enough to ask me if I wanted to go or not."

Duo sighed, "Heero, I didn't see the point in asking you. Sally said to stay

off your feet as much as possible."

"So? Consideration is a nice thing to have you know! You still could have at

least asked!"

"Alright, alright. I'm sorry I didn't ask. If it helps, I worried about you all

night to much to drink. I think I had two waters the whole time."

Heero opened the door, "A little. Where did they take you anyway?"

Duo scowled as he walked to the dresser, "Some gay strip joint I think. I

wasn't paying attention."

"Really."

"Yeah. The bastards. I saw the sign and nearly bit their heads off, but since

we only took one vehicle they wouldn't hear about leaving. It took a good three hours to get them to leave."

"See anything you liked? Better then your pregnant husband?" Heero asked,

crossing his arms with a scowl.

"Huh?" Duo turned and looked at Heero, "No! Heero, I love you. I'm not going to look at some other guy that way! I still think you're absolutely gorgeous."

"Uh huh. Take a shower. I am not letting you in this bed otherwise. I just

washed the sheets today." Heero walked over to his side of the bed and turned on the TV.

Duo just shook his head and walked into the bathroom.

~~~@~~~

"Now, explain this to me again, James." A man with mushroom shaped hair asked, "Why did you do it?"

"Well, with Heero, my experiments weren't really working. He was to, um,

resilient. So, I decided to use him as a prototype to see if the male body could hold female reproduction organs. I never expected him to be gay, so that was just a hypothesis. After awhile, it became apparent that it could." James said, taking a sip of his gin.

"Okay, that I understand, but what about the blonde one, umm, Quatre?"

"When I learned the male body could hold the organs, I wanted to expand on it.

When Quatre came to me for advice for building a gundam system, I saw my chance. That poor boy has twenty-nine sisters, and not that I blame him, but the kid just reeked of gayness. So, I figured that for payment for my expert advice…"

The mushroom haired man broke out into laughter.

James glared at him, "Funny, funny. Anyway, I figured that as payment, I'd do

the same experiment on him, to see if it would reproduce. It was a bit difficult, cause I had to position everything just right so that it wouldn't get infected from human waist, yet still be able to have it attached to the anus. It was easy with Heero, his body had so many things done to it, it disinfects everything, so I didn't worry about where the attachment was going to be made."

"Interesting. How about telling me why you did it."

"I thought I already explained that to you Garrett."

"No, James, you didn't, well, that's not what I meant. I meant the reason for

this particular experiment, other then just something to do to Heero."

"Oh, well, ok then. Well, I came to the conclusion that many males were, umm,

gay. A lot were actually. With that kind of population with that preference, the human race would basically just die out from lack of reproduction. I figured that this would be a decent way for two men to have their own biological child."

"Ah, I see."

"Now, how to figure out if the children carried by these two men are stable."

James paused in thought.

"One question, first, if you don't mind."

"Of course not old man, go ahead."

"I hate that nickname, but anyway, fetuses need certain female hormones to

grow. How do you explain that one, master of all crazed experiments?"

"That, too, was placed in their bodies, at the same time as the organs."

Garrett broke out into insane laughter, "You mean to tell me, that those two

boys are going to be going through cravings and mood swings?"

"Yes. Although I did manage a way to keep them from getting that one depression after."

"Really. How?"

"To be honest I'm not totally sure myself, I'm just fairly positive that they

don't have to worry about it."

~~~@~~~

"Umm, Heero? Duo? Trowa and I have something to inform you of." Quatre said, walking into the family room, wearily eyeing the two lovers who were still

slightly perturbed with each other after a week, and were sitting at opposite ends of the couch.

"Sure." Heero said, flicking off the TV.

"Well, you know the ultrasound we had two weeks ago?"

Heero scowled, "How could I forget? Sally told me to stay off my feet."

Quatre nodded and grasped Trowa's hand. Duo noticed the motion, "Quat? Tro-man? Is something wrong with the baby?"

Quatre's eyes widened, "No! Well, nothing life threatening."

"What then?" Heero asked.

"Uh, well, Sally said that the baby has an abnormality."

"An abnormality…" Heero said, squinting his eyes.

"Yes. It seems that our child has an umm…" Quatre trailed off and looked up at

Trowa for help.

"A tail." Trowa finished for his lover.

Duo broke out in laughter and continued to do so, even through Quatre's hurt

look, and only sobered up when Heero smacked him upside the head, "A tail. Are you serious?" He asked, after sending his own version of a death glare at Heero.

"Yes. Sally was quite shocked. She doesn't know how to explain it. She said

something about odd genetics or something along those lines."

Heero looked hurt, "Why did you wait so long to us?"

"Well, we knew what Duo's reaction was going to be, and we were right, and

well, we were still coming to terms with it ourselves." Quatre said, sitting down on an arm chair.

"Oh, well, I guess I can understand that." Heero replied, deciding to help Quatre take his mind off of the baby and Duo's reaction with some favored Blue's Clue's episodes he made Duo rent for him.

Trowa cocked his head and looked at the host, Joe, "That guy looks like Duo

without the braid."

"We know." Quatre said, "We came to that conclusion last week."

Duo scowled, "He does not! I've already informed you all that I am an original!

Original!"

TBC…