Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Christmas Surprises ❯ Babysitting ( Chapter 9 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I do not own gundam wing or anything to do with it.

Authors note: Pairings = 1x2x1, 3x4x3, 13x5x6, plus many more mentioned. This is Yaoi, plus an added mix of Yuri. Many lemons, limes, and a bit of citrus for

flavor. If you DO NOT like slash, then this story is not for you! Just press your lovely back button and have a nice day. Also, thank you Jess for being my muse and co-writer, and Courtney for being my second muse! Umm, I forgot to mention, major OOC on quite a few characters. Not all, but still a few. I suppose, tho, that sex will do that to a person. ^_~ Oh, and slight Relena bashing in the chapters to come.

Rating: NC-17

Christmas Surprises

Previously; the Gundam gang goes on a Christmas vacation to one of Quatre's many cabins. Quatre and Trowa get together, and bring Duo and Heero together also

unintentionally. Heero and Quatre find out that their pregnant with Duo and Trowa's children, because of an evil experiment on Dr. J's part. They get teased at the office, and Relena goes after Heero. Duo and Trowa propose and soon are engaged to their loves. The wedding is planned and Heero finds out Sally's secret. Heero's gunna have twins! They are now married, and on the move

~~~@~~~

Heero walked into the kitchen, pale and sniffling.

"Heero? What's wrong?" Quatre asked, concerned.

"Cold." Heero said after a long coughing bout.

Duo smirked, "I thought the perfect soldier didn't get sick."

Heero sent a pathetic excuse of a death glare at him, "Yeah, well, pregnancy

weakens the immune system, so I'm not really surprised I'm sick."

"Hello? Is anyone home?" A voice called out from the doorway.

Duo looked at Quatre, "Is that Rashid?"

Quatre's eyes grew wide as he nodded, "In the kitchen."

Rashid smiled and followed the surprised voice, "I have a surprise for you." He

said, poking his head around the corner.

"Really? What?"

"Well, we haven't spoken in awhile, and that is because I have been pretty

busy, but I'm engaged, and," He walked around the corner, carrying a baby carrier, "We adopted a baby."

Everyone was shocked into silence. Heero broke the silence with a sneeze,

bringing everyone out of their stupor.

Quatre looked at Rashid curiously, "Who are you engaged to and how did you

adopt a baby without actually being married?"

Rashid gave them a secretive smile, "I'll inform you of my fiancé's name in a

bit. And to answer your question as to how we were able to adopt, it is quite simple. The orphanage we went to was overcrowded. They were glad to get rid of the young one. The babies were quite a burden on the place."

"Why she's not that old." Quatre observed.

Rashid shook his head, "No, she is only three months. We would have liked to

take at least one more, but with us being first time parents, we didn't think it wise."

Quatre nodded, "Of course. But, Rashid, why are you here?"

"I have a favor to ask of you and your friends, master Quatre."

"Okay, shoot."

"Well, my fiancé wants to go on a pre-honeymoon or something similar to that.

We were wondering if you would watch Janna."

"Err, how long are you going to be gone?" Duo asked.

"A week. And Janna is really no trouble at all."

"How long have you had her?" Quatre asked, bending over the carrier, cooing at

the young girl.

"About three weeks or so."

Quatre looked at his friends, and husband who just walked in, pleading.

"I guess so. It would be good practice for us." Heero replied, before breaking

down coughing, courteously turning away from the baby and the rest of the men.

"All right then. I have her stuff out in the car. Abdul and I will bring it

in." Rashid said, walking through the dining room towards the front door.

"Abdul is here also?" Quatre asked, straitening up with a sleeping Janna in his

arms.

Rashid smiled at the fact that Quatre hadn't quite figured out *why* Abdul was

there. It amused him to no end.

He was back within a few minutes carrying a mini-suitcase full of baby clothes,

and a box, which held diapers, wipes, and formula and bottles. Abdul was right behind him carrying what looked like a tent bag and a medium sized box, which held Janna's toys.

Heero raised an eyebrow, "Why do you have a tent?"

"It is not a tent, young Mr. Maxwell. It is a sleeping bed for the baby that is

attached to the parent's bed. It makes it easier then walking around in the middle of the night trying to get to the crib." Abdul answered, setting his bundle on the table, "The carrier has an attachment for the car. That and the stroller are in the entrance area. Umm, did I forget anything?" He looked at Rashid.

"Umm, did you grab the nylon carrier?"

"Yeah. It's in with the diapers and such."

Rashid nodded, "Well, I can't think of anything else."

"Alright."

Rashid looked at his friends, "Well, we will be back in a week. We appreciate

this." He smiled as he turned to Quatre. He held his arms out to hold Janna. Quatre handed her over, and Rashid kissed her goodbye. Janna's eyes blinked open to reveal the color of the sea surf. Rashid smiled, "Now you be good for your uncles, young lady. You hear me?"

Rashid handed Janna over to her other daddy. Abdul smiled down into those sea

green eyes, "You heard your daddy, little lady. Don't make them regret having their own babies. You hear?" Janna giggled as Abdul rubbed her nose in an Eskimo kiss.

The four boys in the room with them let their eyes grow wide, but didn't say

anything. Abdul handed Janna to Duo, who was standing closest to him. Duo cradled the infant close.

"Well, goodbye master Quatre. We shall see you in a week then." He then turned and walked out, hand in hand with Abdul.

Duo looked down into wide eyes that were staring at him with interest. He

smiled and then chuckled as Janna smiled back.

"I can't believe that! I mean sure I expected it, but wow. I never thought…"

Quatre started mumbling.

"Maybe you should sit down little one." Trowa said, motioning to an unoccupied stool.

Quatre nodded and sat. Duo looked up at Heero, who was watching him with a soft smile, which broke off into a sneeze.

"Umm, I think it's safe to say little Janna will be staying in our room this

week." Trowa said, Heero's sneezing fit not getting past him. Duo passed Janna over to Trowa and opened the box that Abdul was carrying.

"Hey! There's a swing in here."

Quatre looked at him, "A swing?"

Duo nodded and held up the yellow swing and its doorway suspenders, "Umm, yeah. I think it gets hung from a door way."

Quatre gave him a look like, `am I that stupid looking?' "I know, Duo. I have

20 nieces and nephews!"

"Is that all?" Duo said sticking his tongue out. He looked around the kitchen,

"Well, we spend most of our time either in here or the living room, so…"

"How about in the door way to the rec room? We could always take it down at

night when you too go to bed." Quatre said.

"That works." Duo bundled the swing into his arms and walked around the island and went about setting it up.

~~~@~~~

Janna looked over at a sleeping Quatre with wide eyes. He wasn't cuddling with

her. She opened her mouth and let out a piercing wail.

Quatre shot straight up in bed and looked at the little one who calmed down the

minute he was up.

"Janna, what's wrong?" He glanced at Trowa who was looking at him with wide eyes.

"What's wrong?" He whispered.

Quatre shrugged and looked at the quiet little girl who was looking at him with

pleading eyes, "I-I don't know." He laid back down and twisted his upper body to

the edge of the bed, and then curled his arm around Janna in a protective manner. Janna let out a content huff of air and closed her eyes.

Quatre watched her for awhile and smiled when he felt Trowa spoon up behind

him.

"She's beautiful, isn't she?" He whispered, laying his head on Quatre's

shoulder.

Quatre nodded, "Mm hmm." He mumbled.

"Our baby is going to be beautiful too you know. I hope he takes after his

mommy." Trowa said with a smile.

Quatre glowered, "I am not going to be a mommy. Mommy's are female you know."

Trowa chuckled, "Aye, I know. Just joking with you."

"Uh huh." Quatre let out a yawn and closed his eyes.

~~~@~~~

"C'mon Hee-chan! The movie starts in half an hour! We still have to drop

Janna off at Wuffer's."

Heero sniffled and walked out of the bathroom, "I know, I know. I was just

taking some medicine."

"And stuffing your pockets with tissues no doubt." Duo said, sending Heero a

sympathetic glance.

Heero glared at his husband, "Actually, no, but thanks for reminding me." He

turned around and walked back into the bathroom.

Duo shook his head and walked out of the room towards the kitchen. Leaving the nursery he heard high pitch screams. He raised his eyebrows and sped up. He

looked around as he walked into the kitchen. There he saw Trowa trying to comfort a screaming baby.

"What's wrong with her?" Duo asked, holding his arms out to hold Janna.

"Dunno." Trowa said with a shrug, "We know she has diarrhea, and Quat is

looking up why she won't stop crying."

"Found it!" Quatre said, walking into the room, "She has colic. That's why she

has diarrhea."

Trowa handed Janna over to Duo, who walked around singing softly to the

irritated girl. Soon, her cries became mere whimpers. Trowa and Quatre both sighed in relief. Maybe she wouldn't be a problem for Wufei.

Heero walked into the room, "Ready." He said, smiling at Duo.

"Okay, let's go." Trowa placed the carrier on the table.

Duo placed Janna in it, and started singing as he saw her face screw up, about

to scream. He picked the carrier up and followed his friends out to the car, "Got the diaper bag?"

"Yep." Quatre said, sliding into the front seat.

Duo snapped the carrier onto the car base and slid into the back seat.

Trowa pulled out and drove about a mile to Wufei's house. When they reached

Wufei's house, Duo and Quatre hopped out of the car and walked as quickly as they could without disturbing Janna.

"Should we tell them what's wrong with Janna?" Quatre asked, ringing the door

bell.

Duo gave an evil grin, "No. This is revenge."

~~~@~~~

Wufei ran to the door as the doorbell went off. They were late and he had a

sixth sense that Duo was pestering everyone.

He threw open the door and the first thing he saw was Duo's grin. "What?" He asked with a glare.

"Nothing!" Duo said, stepping past Wufei and placing Janna's carrier on the

couch.

"Here is Janna's diaper bag. Um, you probably won't have to feed her, unless we

don't get back before eleven, then she will have to be fed. Two scoops of formula and fill the bottle to the last ounce, shake it, then heat for one minute. She has her pajamas in there, along with diapers and wipes." Quatre said, handing Wufei the bag.

"Where are Treize and Milli?" Duo asked, looking around.

"The baka's are off at the store. Treize was halfway through cooking dinner

when it hit him that we didn't have all the ingredients for it." Wufei replied. He set the bag down next to Janna and followed his two friends' to the door.

"Thanks again for watching Janna!" Quatre said, walking to the car.

"Yeah, thanks!" Duo called, running after his pregnant friend.

"No problem." He muttered, closing the door. He turned and watched the sleeping infant, "This is going to be so easy." He said to himself.

He walked away and into the kitchen, mumbling about the disarray his boyfriends had left it in.

He had half the mess organized when Janna woke up. Screaming.

Wufei ran into the living room and saw his boyfriends looking back at him with

guilty expressions.

"What did you do? She was sleeping peacefully!" Wufei exclaimed, running over to the trio.

"Err, nothing." Milliardo said, trying, but not succeeding, in wiping the

guilty expression off his face.

Wufei glared, "Uh huh. Now one of you has to put her back to sleep."

Treize raise both of his hands up, "Not me. I have to cook."

Wufei sent him a glare, "At least you have a plausible excuse." He whirled on

Milliardo, "What about you?"

Milli sighed in defeat, "Fine, I'll do it." He glared at his two lovers, "But

I'm not happy about it." He bent down and unclasped Janna from her carrier, and then picked her up, cradling her in his arms.

It didn't work.

"Argh, what's wrong with her?" Milliardo asked, swaying a bit.

Wufei shrugged, "I don't know. I never had a kid before."

Milliardo swore. Loud.

"Watch it! We don't need her picking up bad habits in the two hours she's

here!" Wufei stated, walking into the kitchen to see what kind of mess his other lover was making.

~~~@~~~

"How do you think they are getting along with Janna?" Duo asked with a snicker as Heero cuddled more against him, sniffling.

Quatre grinned at him, "Fine unless Janna woke up."

Trowa glanced back and forth between the two with a raised eyebrow, "What did you two do?"

"We, ah, forget to mention that Janna was ill."

Heero glared at Duo, "That can be *sniffle* really dangerous you know."

Duo gulped and turned his attention back to the movie.

~~~@~~~

An hour later, Janna was still going strong.

Wufei covered his ears, "Argh! I can't take this Onna's crying anymore! Find a

damn bottle and feed her!"

Treize dug through the diaper bag and pulled out a bottle and the formula. He

looked back and forth between the two, and then looked up desperately, "How the hell do I make it?"

"There are instructions on the side of the can dim wit." Milliardo said,

praying that the infant would shut up soon so he could give his arms a rest. This was one of the few times he was glad he was gay.

Treize was back in a few minutes, bottle in hand. Milliardo handed Janna over

before he could receive the bottle. He shook his arms in relief. Treize sighed and stuck the bottle into Janna's open mouth. It worked. For about thirty seconds that is. She spit it out and started screaming again.

"This isn't working!" Treize yelled over the high pitched cry.

"No shit Sherlock. Give her to me. I'll try changing her." Wufei held out his

arms and cuddled Janna to his chest as he walked to the diaper bag. He dug out a diaper and the wipes with one hand. He then kneeled down and laid Janna on the floor, which only resulted in the scream jumping up an octave or two in pitch.

Wufei winced and undid the buttons on Janna's onesie. He undid the diaper and

gasped at the smell that wafted from it, "Holy Shit!" He managed to get out before plugging his nose. He quickly lifted the collar of his shirt and stuck it over his nose. He quickly moved the diaper from under her and cleaned her up the best he could, using up about ten wipes in the process. He then quickly placed the clean diaper on her, and buttoned her outfit back up.

He held up the soiled diaper, "Get rid of it!?"

"Where?" Treize asked, grabbing it with two of his finger tips.

Wufei glared at them as he picked Janna up, who, finally being changed, cut the

screaming down to crying mixed with whimpering, "Where you hit with a stupid stick tonight or something? The garbage."

"God, she's a bit cuter now that her face isn't all screwed up and red. Try

feeding her again." Milliardo said, nodding his head to the bottle on the end table.

Wufei nodded and picked up the luke-warm bottle. He stuck into Janna's mouth,

who began sucking on it, content.

~~~@~~~

"Well, that was fun. We should really do that again." Quatre said, walking out

arm in arm with Trowa.

"Uh huh." Heero agreed whilst stifling a yawn.

"C'mon love. Lets go pick up Janna and go home. You look bushed." Duo said,

tucking Heero into his arms.

Heero nodded and they walked out of the movie theater in silence.

~~~@~~~

"Is she asleep?" Treize asked, coming out of his hiding place.

"No, but she quieted down a bit." Wufei said, rocking the carrier that Janna

was lying in.

A few minutes later a soft tapping commenced from the front door, "Answer it." Wufei hissed at Treize who was standing there, staring at the baby in wonder.

Treize shook his head and nodded. He came back a few seconds later with Duo in tow.

"Sorry bout the time Wu-man, but the movie went on a bit longer then expected.

Was she any trouble?" Duo asked, trying to keep from grinning.

"She was a perfect little angel." Wufei said, catching the strain, "And it's

Wufei, Maxwell."

"Yeah, yeah." Duo muttered through a pout. He walked over to the diaper bag,

"Is everything here?"

"Yea."

Duo picked up the diaper bag and strung it over his shoulder. He picked up the

carrier and smiled at Wufei, "Thanks. We appreciated it."

"No problem."

"See ya later!" Duo said with a wave, and he walked out.

Wufei plopped down on the couch with a sigh, "Thank god that's over with."

TBC…