Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Dear Sally ❯ Chapter 4

Disclaimer: I do not own the Gundam boys or any other character from the series

Warnings: There will be Lemon and Nc17(trust me ^_~ )

Pairings: 1+2,1x1, 2x2, 2+H, 1+R, 3x4, 5xS, 6xN, DXR ,1x2x1

Rating: NC17 occasional fluff

Author: Ryouga

Title: Dear Sally

Dear Sally part 4

"Yo Heero, you seen the vacuum cleaner? " the inquiring voice shouted from his bedroom.

"Have you seen the floor in your room lately?"

"O...k. I asked for that. " The braided baka said with a slight grin on his face.

"Left yourself wide open for it Maxwell. " The blue-eyed perfect soldier replied as he walked into Duo's room and handed him the vacuum.

"But I thought you just said?"

"Never assume things about me Duo Maxwell, because guaranteed you will be wrong eight out of ten times. " Heero's lopsided grin snuck onto his face and Duo shook his head.

"Haven't you got a paragraph to go write before Wu Fei gets here?" he retaliated putting the vacuum onto his bed

"Haven't you got a room to clean up before then too?"

"Haven't you got something better to do than pick on my room?"

"Haven't you managed to find your clean underwear yet?" Heero said picking up a pair of Duo's boxers from off of the floor and waving them around.

Duo slumped his shoulders. "Oooh, low blow there Yuy. " he should have known better than to challenge the perfect soldier to a duel of words and he noticed Heero just glaring at him now "Ok , ok, I'm cleaning already. Sheesh talk about difficult!"

"By the way Maxwell I've already finished my cleaning and the paragraph's done too." He smiled as the God of Death glared at him this time.

"Haven't you still got the toilet to clean?"

"It's your turn." Heero replied stoically. "Have fun." He smirked turning to go as Duo's shoulders slumped even more.

"Yeah thanks for that Heero. " He said as he watched the other boy leave. "I'm sure I'll enjoy every second I have my hands in the bowl." He screwed his face up and began the ominous task of trying to find the bedroom floor.

Sally arrived home just as Wu Fei was about to leave, he'd just grabbed the keys to his car when she walked into the kitchen. "Oh heading out to pick up the report?"

"Yes I have to pick it up tonight and send it off to Zechs first thing tomorrow morning." Wu Fei informed her. "How was your day ?" he asked.

"It was great. I had a few new people write into my column in the paper." She smiled. "And yours?"

"Well it was..." He paused for a moment contemplating the words to use to make it sound appropriate. "It was definitely not quiet . I think Duo Maxwell needs a few lessons in the evils of unlimited amounts of sugar on cereal."

The girl gave him a knowing grin. "In fine form then was he?"

"For some one who was actively engaged in hyper physical oral activity, on a scale of 1 to 10; I would rate his performance a 10."

Sally had to smile Wu Fei hadn't changed at all in the two years that they had been together and that was just fine with her. "Just how much sugar did he have on his cereal then?"

"According to Heero Yuy 12 spoonfuls! "

"12!!" the woman exclaimed. " No wonder then. "

Wu Fei glanced up at the clock on the wall. "I'm sorry to leave you straight away after just arriving home, but I must leave to get the report. I told them I would be there at six pm to receive it."

Sally nodded in understanding. " Then I'll have dinner waiting for you when you return Wu Fei. "

He walked up to her kissing her on the cheek. "I won't be long, I promise!" he said with light smile on his face as he headed towards the hallway and out of the front door.

Heero stood in the kitchen. He'd started dinner and had just put the rice into the rice cooker when he heard a wail of frustration coming from the Shinigami's room.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooo, heeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!"

The perfect soldier sighed shaking his head, switched the cooker on first, and then headed off towards the pitiful cry for help. He rounded the corner of Duo's room and immediately a slight grin, then a wide smile, and finally laughter resounded at the sight that met the blue eyes. Duo had somehow managed to tangle himself up into the vacuum cleaners cord and was lying on the floor with the muzzle of the vacuum in the air. The Shinigami pouted as the perfect soldier stood there laughing at his predicament.

"Don't just stand there laughing Heero Yuy! Damn you, do something !!"

Heero folded his arms and leant against the frame of the bedroom door. "No wonder you get called the braided baka." He teased. "I mean you can't even use a vacuum without getting into trouble. "He watched as Duo struggled helplessly for a few moments and then moved over to him and started to remove the cord that was well and truly wrapped around the boy. "So how the heck did you manage this in the first place?" Heero asked the slightly embarrassed God of Death.

"All I did was start vacuuming and I was walking up and down my room and then I walked around in circles a couple of times and then I walked backwards to vacuum under my bed and then I fell over tripping on the cord and I tried to get up by crawling under the rest of the cord thinking It would be ok and I ended up falling over again and this time I was well and truly stuck!!"

Heero chuckled as he switched the vacuum off. He had to admit this was kind of amusing.

"Can you hurry up buddy I need to go to the bathroom. Like five minutes ago."

Heero stared at the violet-eyed boy. "You've been like this for five minutes? Baka!! Why didn't you call me when it happened?"

Duo gave him a sheepish grin. "Well considering I can get myself in and out of most locked places and most other sticky situations, I thought I could get out of this too."

Heero grinned seeing his chance for a payback. "I can see it now in the headlines.... Duo Maxwell... The God of Death.... The Great Destroyer.... trapped by a vacuum and sucked to death!!"

Duo blinked and then grinned he wasn't going to let this smart ass get the better of him. "You're just jealous because the vacuum gets a suck and you don't " he said with the smuggest of looks he'd ever mustered.

Heero found himself turning a shade of bright crimson red and finished de-cording the braided baka in silence.

Five minutes later the Shinigami was freed "Hey thanks a lot buddy I owe you one." He said with a grin.

"Yes, well, just finish your room and hurry up and clean the toilet would you, Wu Fei's going to be here soon and I'd prefer it done before he gets here." He replied quietly.

Duo grinned noticing that a faint blush still remained on Heero's face and Duo started thinking of all the things he could say to make things worse. He grinned mischievously as a sudden thought popped into his scheming little mind and before Heero had a chance to completely exit the room the braided baka jumped him, and Heero yelped in surprise as within seconds the braided baka had him face up on the floor, straddling his hips while facing the opposite way.

"Maxwell what the hell do you think you're doing?" Heero asked not at all impressed by the situation.

"Oh… Nothing." The God of Death said innocently turning his head to grin at the blue-eyed boy.

There was way too much silence for Heero's liking,. Silence, then all the blue-eyed boy could hear was the vacuum cleaner starting up again.

"Duo? … What the hell are you up to now?" Heero growled. "C'mon let me go I have to get dinner finished."

He could hear the dragging sound of the vacuum being pulled closer and he felt the boy fidgeting about but he was helpless. He wasn't even able to sit upright. He could sense the boy was up to no good. He had Heero pinned almost too strategically not to be up to something.

Suddenly the perfect soldier screamed out in surprise as his spandex was whipped down below his knees and a strange sensation enveloped his partially erect cock. "DUO YOU FUCKING FREAK …"

Duo was in fits of hysterics as he quickly jumped of the irate perfect soldier and ran out of the bedroom as fast as he could. Tears of laughter streamed down his face and he was sure that the perfect soldier wouldn't forget this practical joke in any kind of a hurry. Heero had redressed himself and was fuming as he stormed out of the room .."OMAE WO KOROSU….. KISAMA!!" He growled deeply.

The look on Heero's face and the fact that he was at least five different shades of red made Duo laugh even harder as the boy walked up to him and stood directly in front of him glaring, and the more he glared the more Duo laughed.

"I, I, I'm s, s, sorry Heero." The Shinigami laughed. "I, I, could't help it I…" He tried to be serious but every time he'd look Heero in the eye and see the boy red faced and glaring he`d burst into fits of laughter. "Oh god Heero, you , you should see y, your face." The blue-eyed boy remained vigilantly silent and as Duo stopped his laughing Heero assumed the boy had gotten the hint.

"Ok, ok . I'm sorry Heero .." The braided baka apologized, seemingly serious now.

Heero stood to his full height and folded his arms still glaring ice daggers at the boy.

"No, really Heero, I'm sorry that joke really, it really…. ……SUCKED!!! " he laughed all over again grasping his sides in his arms and rolling onto the floor.

"DUOOOOO" Heero yelled jumping on to the boy and wrestling him . "You're going to wish you had never even thought of that sick and retarded joke." The perfect soldier said calmly and seriously as he whipped out some duct tape that the braided baka had left carelessly lying around the room and held it up as he pinned the other boy down in the same manner that the braided baka had pinned him . "Because even though I am mostly quiet and keep to myself you declared joke war on the wrong person!"

"What are you going to do with it?" The God of Death questioned urgently.

"You are so lucky you're my friend, you know that Maxwell? Any one else probably would get a punch in the face and a few broken ribs .. However, I, being the gentle and sweet natured person that I am, decided that you are too good for that and in just a moment I'm going to reward you for being such a good friend!"

"Jeeeesus Heero you're freaking scaring me" Duo said swallowing nervously.

Heero turned and gave Duo the same smug look that he had given him only a few moments ago .

"OH SHIT!! No!! . You wouldn't. " The braided baka complained. " Y, you wouldn't, would you? .C'mon dude that's really, reaaaaaally mean .. " Heero continued to give him the smug look for a few more moments before turning his head back around. "You're not really going to do this are you? I mean, that's even meaner than what I did.." The violet-eyed boy suggested.

The tearing of the duct tape could be heard and Duo held his breath as Heero whipped the Shinigami's trousers down below his knees.

He turned back to grin at the God of Death who by this stage was looking pretty sorry for himself . "Prepare for a waxing of a different kind Maxwell." The ominous words flowed from the perfect soldiers mouth and the grin emanating from his face was almost terrifying.

"Is this a good time to believe in miracles?" the God of Death asked suddenly with a renewed smile on his face.

"Sorry Maxwell no one can save you now.."

"No one except maybe Chang Wu Fei " Duo grinned, nodding towards the doorway...

Slowly Heero turned back to face forwards and his eyes almost popped out of his head. There in the doorway stood Chang, a look of mild amusement on his face. "Well I must admit Heero Yuy, your talents certainly exceed my own. I didn't realize that your training included beauty treatments as well ." He folded his arms standing tall, "I was wondering...." He began with an unanticipated pause… "Could you do mine next? …Or do you need an appointment?"