Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ GWvsSM ❯ Relena Helps ( Chapter 8 )

Chapter 8: Relena helps!!!

It was a long trip, but it will be worth it. Relena thought to herself as she arrived at the Peacemillion. She was greeted by Ms. Noin, Sally, and Howards. The Princess was overjoyed to reunite with good people….. Now onto more important things:

"Where's Heero?" she asked…… for the BILLIONTH time.

Howard answered, "Oh he's around her somewhere! He's hanging around with Quatre…"

"Awww! Quatre's here, too!?" Relena chirped. She liked Quatre, he was like a girl frin --- "Did he find little frin, Trowa Barton?"

"Oh yeah. They're buddies! It's all good!" Sally answered for Howard who was on the brink of laughter.

Howard faked a cough and added, "Oh yeah, The other guys, including your brother went to pick up some food, we're gonna have a blast!"

"Great! Where's Heero?"

The stalling was over…

"Uhm…. Heero's hiding from us…" Sally admitted slightly. "I don't know why---"

"Where is he?" Relena was getting irked. She wanted her man---NOW!!!!

"He's in the AC vents with Quatre." Noin sighed.

"Whaaaaat?! But, there could be talking rats in there?"

"……?" The 3 adults stared.

"Out of my way LOSERS!!!" the pink-clad princess snapped, shoving all 3 aside as she made her way through the AC vent. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!! I'm coming to save you! Don't woooooooory!!!!"

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Suddenly, Heero felt a chill run down his spine, causing him to stop dead in his tracks. It wasn't the fact the AC was put to arctic storm-he can handle the cold---he's the Perfect Soldier---but something BAD was heading his way….

"Mmmrph!!!" Quatre sounded smashing his face into Heero's rear. "Ewwwwe!!!! DAMNNIT MAN!!! Why'd you stop moving!?!?!"

Heero ignored the blonde's whining and bitching---- not to mention the accidental assault. He was too concerned with the dreaded voice he heard echoing in the shafts.

"…..oh gawd, no…." he voiced in dull tone revulsion. "She's here. Relena's here!"

"We have to save---"

"Quiet!!! She'll hear us!" Pilot 01 ordered.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!!!"

After a near seizure, Heero started to panic. He abruptly began to back up---once again WITHOUT warning his fellow escapee behind him.

"Mmmrph!!!!" Quatre sounded again as Heero's rear went smashing into his face-AGAIN. "Oh gawd!!! You'd better NOThave gas!!! Mmmrph!!! AAAAAAAAACK!!!! Help!!!!!

"Back up, Quatre!!!! Move out of my way!!!! She's coming to get me!!!"

Quatre, while wiping his face replied in ire, "Well, after what happened at the party--- No wonder she's whipped----Mmmmrph!!!!"

"SHUT-UP!!!! Move!!!!"

"Mmmmrph!!!!! Stop hitting me with your ASS!!!!" Quatre started backing up at full speed. He came upon and adjacent tunnel, they'd passed earlier. "Thank Allah!!! I'm outta here!!!"

Heero almost past the adjacent path and scurried through, following Quatre.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!!! I can heeeeeear yoooooou!!!" she called out as she crawled through the AC shaft, following the sounds of Heero's frantic breathing.

The Perfectly Fretful Soldier went clambering at top speed through the crawlspace. "Oh my gawd! I hear her! I can't sound out her location! She's everywhere! She's gonna----Mmmrph!!!!"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiyagh!?!?" Quatre yiped. "What are you doing to my ASS!!!?!"

"What ARE you two doing up there?!" Relena gasped---- thinking bad things. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!!! We can work this out, baby. Come to momma!!!"

"Oh my GAWD!!! Move----Mmmmrph!!!!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!" Quatre whined. "Stop doing that! I'm crawling as fast as I can----- EEEEP!!!!"

Back at the Control Room.

The 3 adults just gawked at each other. The only thing they could see were dots on the monitor: White dot: Heero. Yellow fuzzy dot: Quatre. Pink Fuzzy dot: Relena.

The Pink Dot was gaining on her target. The White Dot was constantly bumping into the Yellow Dot. The Pink Dot was getting closer. The Yellow and White were going nowhere.

"I DO NOT want to know." Noin uttered in response to Quatre and Heero's rants.

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Heero was fed up. "If you DO NOT move your ass out of my way…" he had to think up something, "I'll bite the hell out of you!!!!"

"I am NOT moving until you apologize to me, Heero Yuy." he pouted as he made still in the tiny shaft. "You touched my----"

"I found you Heeeeeeero!!!!" Relena found Heero, at last, down the adjacent shaft he and Quatre escape through. She can recognize that spandex covered butt from anywhere. "Wow! Have you been working out?"

"?!??!?" Heero gasped. He was a dead man. Heero was desperate. He snatched Quatre's legs from under him and crawled over him in order to make the big escape through the cooking area's vent. "Outta my way, Blondie!!!!"

"GRRRK!!! Owww!!!! My heart! My soul!!! My spine! My neck-----" he whined as Heero's heavy body scurried over him. Shortly after he recovered, Relena went racing by on all fours in pursuit of Heero. "Owwwwww!!!!!" he screamed. "My nuts!!!!"

Heero could hear her closing in. "Quatre hold her off!!!"

"I feel so much…pain…my..body……my…….ear… my …..my … WAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaH!!!!"

"You….. dork!!!" Heero hissed . He forgot about that option when he popped the AC vent open, and went for the drop-----" Hn?!?!"

Before he could flip down from the vent Relena had grabbed hold of his feet and began to pull him up. Heero was over a stove and some utensils. He desperately went for the carving knife! "Oh damn!!! Let me go!!!!!"

"Don't panic, Heero! I got you, Pumpkin!!!" Relena assured him, totally ignoring the fact that he's making unsuccessful swipes and slashes at her. "Noin and the others gave me this remote thingie!" She aimed it at Heero. "Maybe this will help!"

"Oh my gawd the remote!!!! Let me go!!!! You freak!!! The judge said 5000ft or more! Including outer space!!!!!"

Relena corrected him, "It didn't say anything about AC vents and shafts, Heero." After dodging yet another slash from Heero, Relena added, "But I thought after that party we were over that?"

Heero stopped struggling and glared at her, "You drugged me didn't you?"

"Uhm….. oops! So those weren't cold medicine tablets….." Relena blushed nervously and pressed the button. "Tee-Hee!"

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