Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Heero Yuy, Seventh Grade Teacher? ❯ Part I ( Chapter 1 )
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By: kalamekiv 
The Beginning...
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Updated On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 999 | Visits: 596 | Status: Completed
The Beginning...
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Updated On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 2 | Words: 999 | Visits: 596 | Status: Completed
Heero Yuy, Seventh Grade Teacher?
By: Wingnut
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own GW, my sister wishes she owned
Duo, and I wouldn't mind fighting Relena for that really fine
Japanese Gundam pilot..what's his name? I forgot ;D
*************
After the fight with White Fang, peace was restored to Earth
and the colonies. Some people ended up without a job. Heero
Yuy, unfortunately, happened to be one of them. So one Sunday
morning, Heero was looking through the classifieds, and he saw
an opening for a history teacher at Peacecraft Academy, the
school Relena owned and ran. After seeing the yearly salary,
he decided that the pay was worth possibly having to face
Relena everyday. He grabbed his laptop and forged some teaching
degrees, then he started working on his resume. A few days later,
Heero found himself in Relena's office, getting interviewed by
the former "Queen of the World," who seemed like she was more
interested in flirting with the Japanese pilot.
"So, Relena, when I can I start working here?" Heero impatiently
asked when he finally got annoyed by her constant flirting.
"You can start next Monday, Heero," she whispered. Heero got
up and left.
Monday morning came too soon for the Gundam pilot. He walked
into the the noisy classroom Relena had pointed out to him. He
noticed several kids were running around, yelling at the top of
their lungs, destroying school property, and drawing all sorts
of grafitti on the walls and the chalkboard.
"My god," thought Heero as he observed the class of seventh
graders. "And I thought wars were bad, this is definitely a
lot worse." He walked towards the teacher's desk.
Some of the kids turned around and noticed a guy with messed up
bangs, dressed in a green tank top and black spandex shorts.
The room becomes silent as everyone stares in awe at the guy
they presume will be their history teacher. After about
a minute or two, Chaos re-enters classroom. Suddenly, a gunshot
is heard, and children being screaming.
"OH NO! SOMEONE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!" yelled one kid.
"We're gonna be the next Columbine or something!" shrieked
another. The children begin heading to the door, but suddenly
freeze when they see Heero standing in the doorway, holding the
gun with its barrel smoking. Now, these kids aren't stupid, and
they instantly put two and two together...
"OH NO! OUR TEACHER'S GOING TO KILL US!" the group of rambunchous
children yell as they run towards the back of the room. Heero
gets annoyed and fires the gun again, this time at the wall. The
children quiet down, and decide to go back to their seats.
Heero smirked. "This is going to be easy," he thought as he
walked towards the chalkboard. He picked up a stick of chalk and
began writing something on the board in neat, perfect Kanji.
The other children notice the strange writing the teacher
uses, and one of them decides to speak up. "Um, Mister,"
he stopped when he saw the barrel of Heero's gun aimed in his
general direction. Taking a breath, the brave child continued.
"We can't understand what you're writing on the board." Heero
growls something about how they should teach children other
languages earlier in school, erases the Kanji, and writes
everything AGAIN in that stupid Western writing. He wrote:
1. No talking.
2. No moving. (i.e. getting out of seat)
3. No breathing.
4. No asking really stupid questions.
5. Breaking one of these rules or pissing me off will result in
you getting shot.
Everyone in the class, minus Heero, gulped. This guy meant business,
there was no way they were going to get rid of him as easily as they
had their other teachers. Their trane of thought was broken when
they heard the teacher ask, "Any questions?"
One kid raised her hand, and when Heero acknowledged her, she quickly
got out a pencil and a piece of paper and started writing on it.
When she was done, she waved the paper in the air until Heero came by
and picked it up.
"Hrm...'What's your name?'" He read aloud. He crumpled up the piece
of paper and threw in the garbage. "My name is Mr. Yuy. Any other
questions?" He noticed someone in the back of the room waving around
a piece of paper. He walked back there, grabbed the paper out of the
kid's hands, and read it. "'You said we couldn't breathe, but if we
didn't do that, then we're all going to die.' You have a good point,"
Heero said as he changed rule number 3 to say. "No breathing unless
I tell you so." Several children were ready to faint, but decided
against it because they knew Mr. Yuy would shoot them.
"Are there anymore questions?" Heero asked. The students shake their
little heads violently, which makes Heero smirk. "Open your books to
Chapter 17 then," he said.
---------------------------
When school was over that day, several of "Mr. Yuy's" students went
home upset. Some begged their parents to let them go back to public
school, others begged to be withdrawn. Of course, the parents had
thought the children were just overreacting to school having started
again after Christmas Break. But, there was one parent who was
concerned for his child when she came up to him with a piece of paper,
asking if it was time for her to breathe.
"What? Of COURSE you're allowed to breathe!" the parent exclaimed,
wondering what the heck was going on. "Talk to me, Susie!"
Susie shook her little blonde head, too scared to say anything. She
wrote, "I'm not allowed to talk, or else I'll get shot." Susie's
father asked her who told her that. "Mr. Yuy." she scribbled as the
tears started to fall from her eyes. The father comforted his young
daughter, and told her that they would have a little talk with Ms.
Peacecraft the next day.
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Eh, well...here's my first attempt at a GW fanfic. Like? No like?
By: Wingnut
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own GW, my sister wishes she owned
Duo, and I wouldn't mind fighting Relena for that really fine
Japanese Gundam pilot..what's his name? I forgot ;D
*************
After the fight with White Fang, peace was restored to Earth
and the colonies. Some people ended up without a job. Heero
Yuy, unfortunately, happened to be one of them. So one Sunday
morning, Heero was looking through the classifieds, and he saw
an opening for a history teacher at Peacecraft Academy, the
school Relena owned and ran. After seeing the yearly salary,
he decided that the pay was worth possibly having to face
Relena everyday. He grabbed his laptop and forged some teaching
degrees, then he started working on his resume. A few days later,
Heero found himself in Relena's office, getting interviewed by
the former "Queen of the World," who seemed like she was more
interested in flirting with the Japanese pilot.
"So, Relena, when I can I start working here?" Heero impatiently
asked when he finally got annoyed by her constant flirting.
"You can start next Monday, Heero," she whispered. Heero got
up and left.
Monday morning came too soon for the Gundam pilot. He walked
into the the noisy classroom Relena had pointed out to him. He
noticed several kids were running around, yelling at the top of
their lungs, destroying school property, and drawing all sorts
of grafitti on the walls and the chalkboard.
"My god," thought Heero as he observed the class of seventh
graders. "And I thought wars were bad, this is definitely a
lot worse." He walked towards the teacher's desk.
Some of the kids turned around and noticed a guy with messed up
bangs, dressed in a green tank top and black spandex shorts.
The room becomes silent as everyone stares in awe at the guy
they presume will be their history teacher. After about
a minute or two, Chaos re-enters classroom. Suddenly, a gunshot
is heard, and children being screaming.
"OH NO! SOMEONE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!" yelled one kid.
"We're gonna be the next Columbine or something!" shrieked
another. The children begin heading to the door, but suddenly
freeze when they see Heero standing in the doorway, holding the
gun with its barrel smoking. Now, these kids aren't stupid, and
they instantly put two and two together...
"OH NO! OUR TEACHER'S GOING TO KILL US!" the group of rambunchous
children yell as they run towards the back of the room. Heero
gets annoyed and fires the gun again, this time at the wall. The
children quiet down, and decide to go back to their seats.
Heero smirked. "This is going to be easy," he thought as he
walked towards the chalkboard. He picked up a stick of chalk and
began writing something on the board in neat, perfect Kanji.
The other children notice the strange writing the teacher
uses, and one of them decides to speak up. "Um, Mister,"
he stopped when he saw the barrel of Heero's gun aimed in his
general direction. Taking a breath, the brave child continued.
"We can't understand what you're writing on the board." Heero
growls something about how they should teach children other
languages earlier in school, erases the Kanji, and writes
everything AGAIN in that stupid Western writing. He wrote:
1. No talking.
2. No moving. (i.e. getting out of seat)
3. No breathing.
4. No asking really stupid questions.
5. Breaking one of these rules or pissing me off will result in
you getting shot.
Everyone in the class, minus Heero, gulped. This guy meant business,
there was no way they were going to get rid of him as easily as they
had their other teachers. Their trane of thought was broken when
they heard the teacher ask, "Any questions?"
One kid raised her hand, and when Heero acknowledged her, she quickly
got out a pencil and a piece of paper and started writing on it.
When she was done, she waved the paper in the air until Heero came by
and picked it up.
"Hrm...'What's your name?'" He read aloud. He crumpled up the piece
of paper and threw in the garbage. "My name is Mr. Yuy. Any other
questions?" He noticed someone in the back of the room waving around
a piece of paper. He walked back there, grabbed the paper out of the
kid's hands, and read it. "'You said we couldn't breathe, but if we
didn't do that, then we're all going to die.' You have a good point,"
Heero said as he changed rule number 3 to say. "No breathing unless
I tell you so." Several children were ready to faint, but decided
against it because they knew Mr. Yuy would shoot them.
"Are there anymore questions?" Heero asked. The students shake their
little heads violently, which makes Heero smirk. "Open your books to
Chapter 17 then," he said.
---------------------------
When school was over that day, several of "Mr. Yuy's" students went
home upset. Some begged their parents to let them go back to public
school, others begged to be withdrawn. Of course, the parents had
thought the children were just overreacting to school having started
again after Christmas Break. But, there was one parent who was
concerned for his child when she came up to him with a piece of paper,
asking if it was time for her to breathe.
"What? Of COURSE you're allowed to breathe!" the parent exclaimed,
wondering what the heck was going on. "Talk to me, Susie!"
Susie shook her little blonde head, too scared to say anything. She
wrote, "I'm not allowed to talk, or else I'll get shot." Susie's
father asked her who told her that. "Mr. Yuy." she scribbled as the
tears started to fall from her eyes. The father comforted his young
daughter, and told her that they would have a little talk with Ms.
Peacecraft the next day.
--------------------------------
Eh, well...here's my first attempt at a GW fanfic. Like? No like?