Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Letters To The Gundam Pilots ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 5 )

Tori: My apologies to the Guild! We'll get around to that chapter real soon! Probably once we get back to Japan. I just wanna get this up here because the questions are piling up.

Letters To The Pilots 05

Tori: *sitting in front of her computer* ^____^ While we're all here, do you want to answer some questions, guys?

Duet: Whadda 'bout the guild chapter?

Duo: We can do that later.

Duet: Alright… *goes back to sewing*

Caliborn asks: What if the moon was made of cheese and mice ate it all up?

Trowa: There would be no moon…

Heero: And that would mean no La Grange Points…

Trowa: So the colonies would crash into Earth…

Heero: And everybody dies…

Trowa: Sounds like a Richard Hackard fic…

Caliborn asks: Heero, do you love Relena?

Heero: *snorts* In a totally plutonic way…

Relena: Right back at you.

Caliborn asks: Milliardo, what would be your reaction if Heero married your sister?

Relena: I can answer that one. Total and complete disbelief.

Tori: Care to elaborate?

Relena: Ummm… Nope.

Tori: Envision a sweatdrop…*points to forehead*…right here.

Caliborn asks: Tori, who are you really talking to?

Tori: *arches eyebrow* Let's get re-acquainted.

Duo: *waves* Hello! My name is Duo Maxwell! I'm 18 years old, six feet tall, and I live at-

Duet: *WHAP!* …moron… Hey! Name's Duet! I'm also 18, but younger by two days and AM CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FOR SHORT, MEANINGLESS RELATIONSHIP UP TO SECOND-

Tori: Second what?

Heero: *refuses to remove hand clamped over Duet's mouth* …second nothing…

Wu Fei: *sputters*

Heero: Now Duet. I'm going to let you go… But if Tori has to raise the rating on this story one more time, I'm going to lock you in the basement with the spiders.

Duet: *eyes bug out*

Heero: *lets her go*

Duet: *immediately crosses legs, folds hands and tries to look as innocent as possible*

Heero: *coughs* Well, to answer Caliborn's question which none of your seem to have, we are… ourselves. The physical representation of a someone's idea. *laughs*

Trowa: *We ARE carbon-based beings, buttheanswercouldbenitrogen finger* There's no such thing as imagination, only inspiration.

Tori: …cryptic… Anyway, like I've said so many times before, you can talk to them, too… The information's already here…somewhere…

Michelle asks: Trowa, if we were ever to go on an intergalactic hitchhike/date…could we go to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe? Pleasey please?

Trowa: Sure, but how would we get there?

Duo: To the End of the Universe? You go to Texas and stand between the two Starbucks that are across the street from each other.

Heero: *deathglare* Stop quoting Louis Black.

Duo: If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college…

Heero: *catches him in the back of the head with an empty can of Pringles*

Trowa: …

Chrissy-Chan asks: Tori, do you know da g-boys in real life???? *blinks*

Tori: I've known them all my life…

Duo: And we've always known Tori… For instance, she ate glue until she was in third grade.

Tori: … Yes, well at least I didn't prance around outside in the rain in my birthday suit when I was six...

Duet: He still does that…

Duo: LIAR!

Heero: We've even lived in Tori's house in Japan…

Wu Fei: …Tori's house smells like-

All: -smoke and apples…

Tori: >___< DOES NOT!

Duo: Yeah, it does…

Tori: …well you're a fricken oddly shaped peanut…

Duo: You're just jealous.

Tori: You wanna think about that for a minute?

Stanton: Every house has it's own smell…

Tori: …anyway…

Corvo de Morte asks: Wu Fei, if a girl walked up to you on the street and surprised you by socking you in the stomach, making you double over, wouldn't you say that women aren't weak? Because I'm sure Duet could do that… *wink wink*

Wu Fei: I wouldn't say they're not weak anymore, I'd say that woman took a cheap and unprovoked shot…

Duet: Woah! Back up! Was I just given permission to sock Fei in the stomach?

Wu Fei: …sit down, woman…

Corvo de Morte asks: Heero, are you ticklish? Just to be sure, why doesn't someone test that out…

Duo & Duet: *eyes light up*

Heero: UNFAIR QUESTION! *scrambles to get away*

Duet: *tackles him and starts tickling*

Duo: *joins in*

Heero: *squirming all over the foyer trying to escape* Heheheheee.. HA HA! STOP! Hehehee… Call off your dogs!

Trowa: That's enough.. You've proven your point…

Duo: *stands up and helps Duet up* Our work here is done.

Duet: *nods*

Heero: EVIL!

Corvo de Morte asks: Quatre, do you sleep with your door locked? What if I said I knew that Duo walked around at night pulling pranks and looking through your stuff? How do you feel about that?

Quatre: *looks up from sewing part of Lyra's costume* Huh?

Duo: *taken aback* Me??? I'd never!

Tori: *repeats question*

Quatre: Oh, I don't know… I don't really have anything to hide, but the pranks I might worry about.

All: -___-*

Quatre: What?

Tori: You're not very exciting at all…

Stanton: Yeah, flip out at Duo or something.

Duet: Or just…elaborate.

Quatre: Alright.. I do sleep with the door locked, but I don't think that would slow Duo down much, but he also has to live in the same house as the rest of us so everyone has to keep the hassling to a minimum in order to get along.

Tori: You take all the fun out of this… *sticks out tongue*

Corvo de Morte asks: Trowa, how do you get all that hair gel (or cement or whatever) out of your hair?

All: *look at Lyra and laugh*

Trowa: Actually, I don't use as much hair gel as you probably think. My hair is like this naturally. I only use a little to keep it up and out of my face.

Lyra: *clears throat* For cosplayers on the other hand… Three bottles hair spray, one bottle mousse. Should last all weekend.

Heero: Or so you're hoping…

Duo: Just get a visor and paint it brown…

Corvo de Morte asks: Duet, what kind of car do you drive? If you don't drive, or you don't have a car, or whatever, how do you get around?

Wu Fei: Well, when she's not crashing her car at four-way intersections…

Duet: Actually, not funny.

((A/N: Yeah, she got into a car crash last fall, but it wasn't her fault…))

Duet: I used to drive a black Kemper Pontiac, but now I got a black Ford SUV.

Tori: ^___^ I know the Kempers! …well, Kaitlin and Ben at least.

Heero: Note the great variances in car colors…

Duet: I depend on my bumper stickers to break it up. But before I drove I had a whichamacallit…

Lyra: A dirt bike?

Duet: No.. It was a quad-ish thingy… Not street legal, but whatever.

Corvo de Morte: Tori, which of the pilots do you like best and least, and how do you deal with the one you like least (or ALL of them for that matter)?

Tori: Um… Jesus, I can't choose… It's like choosing your favorite cavity; whichever one isn't bothering you at the time.

Duo: Hey…

Tori: ^___^ And the only way to deal with them is to fill them up!

Duet: …bad joke…

Corvo de Morte asks: Even though I must say that I like you (and Trowa, of course ^___^…) best, Duo, how do you feel about the fact that I didn't truly give you a question, and Trowa got one?

Duo: *thinks for a minute* *points at Trowa* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cimarrion asks: When you guys wear tight pants does it help keep the blood circulation to the head? Does that make them smarter?

Heero: Even if it did keep the blood circulating in our heads, tight pants for the most part cut off blood circulation to the legs. I only wore mine for freedom of movement and not for long periods of time because that would result in aching legs and-

Duo: We like to show off our hot asses. *nod nod*

Heero: *rolls his eyes and collapses backwards halfway over the arm of the couch*

Cimarrion asks: Secret Underground Jackalopes are currently working on a globe made of glow-in-the-dark cheese to be sent into the Earth's orbit as a second moon and an amusing theme park. The cheese room scenario would be quite possible.

Duo: Glow-in-the-dark cheese?

Duet: But that would result in wide-spread glow-in-the-dark macaroni and cheese smiles!

Both: THE HORROR!

Relena: *to Quatre* Do they do this often?

Quatre: Yes… Just keep whispering and Tori won't hear you and write it down…

Tori: Quatre!

Quatre: *startles* What!?

Tori: *smiles* Suki desu…

Quatre: Yes… Matza crackers… Whatever…

Trmpetplaya1 asks: Would it be possible for Trowa, Quatre and I to do a chamber music trio sometime? I play the piano and the trumpet.

Duo: You play the trumpet? WHAP!

Duet: Oddly enough…

Trowa: I don't see why not. Quatre?

Quatre: Hava nagila…

Trowa: …one more Yiddish joke and I'll learn Sanskrit just to spite you.

Duo: *pauses* Yammaca.

Trowa: *glare*

Duo: Eh heh… Just testing the waters.

Trmpetplaya1 asks: Since Trowa and Heero are such FF.net junkies, who are your favorite authors?

Heero: I don't really have favorites… I always check the guild account… Colony L2, usually I'll read a story and if I like it I'll check out the rest by that author or go though the author names in the reviews and check their favorite stories since they have similar taste…

Trowa: Mel and Christie… Andrew Joshua Talon…

Tori: *turns interesting shade of red*

Trowa: Nueva Yui Maxwell… Rona… Lady Lye… Taro MD… Iruka Yuywell… You… Emerin Mornlight of Rivendell… The Infamous Shiro Kitsune… *notices the authors glaring* And I always check Tori and Stanton and Lyra…

Authors: *smile and nod*

Trowa: There are a lot… Mostly I just go and read what's new.

Tori: Good answers.

Trmpetplaya1 asks: What's your favorite color/ flavor Skittle?

Duo: Red.

Duet: Agreed.

Heero: Yeah, red.

Wu Fei: For the sake of variety, yellow.

Quatre: Orange.

Trowa: I don't like Skittles…

Stanton: Relena, come sit over here with the people who don't get asked questions in this fic.

Lyra: *deathglares Relena*

Relena: No, I'm alright…

Trmpetplaya1 asks: Do you think I could borrow one of your masks for a party I'm going to, Tro?

Trowa: If you want…

Lyra: I've been meaning to ask you…how do you keep that thing attached to your face?

Trowa: There's actually a type of glue… It's like sock glue. Washes right off.

Lyra: Interesting… *taking notes*

Cloud asks: What would the rest of you do if Duo and Duet took over the world as Pinky and the Brain, respectively? And Duo went around making the stupid noises?

Heero: Duo does go around making stupid noises.

Trowa: Student interview at Rutgers for example…

Heero & Trowa: NRAAAAAGHHHHHHHH! *burst out laughing*

Duo: -__-* Leave me alone…

Wu Fei: If they took over the world though, we'd have something to worry about.

Duet: Why's that?

Wu Fei: You'd overthrow yourself, you anarchist…

Duet: I'm not an anarchist! I'm an independent! There's a difference!

Wu Fei: …anarchist…

Duet: …communist…

Wu Fei: I am not!

Duet: Don't make me whip out Communist Elmo on your ass!

((A/N: Our pilots, being the intuitive little PBS watchers they are (not) have come to the conclusion that Elmo is a Communist because he's red… Go figure…))

Wu Fei: …am not…

Cloud asks: Duet, where exactly can I find your bio, no offense, but I have searched for hours and I feel horrible not being able to find it?

Duet: Actually, I'll have to give you the web address for Iruka Yuywell's page. ^___^ She put up a recent bio for me! And while the picture is not… Just don't look at the picture, okay?

Duo: It's a great picture… Almost as good as the one I have of you in the bunny suit on the page that Kate made me!

Tori: What page Kate made you?

Duo: The one she made after Shoujocon. You know. She took the info from the page I made on your Yahoo name.

Tori: *twitch twitch* YOU DID WHAT!?

Duo: Ooooo… You didn't know that, did you?

Tori: …

Duo: Hey! Trowa's the one that hacked your account!

Trowa: What!? I was only talking to Sarah!

Duo: ERP!

Tori: Show me how you did it and I'll let you live…

Duo: Deal! ^___^ Kate showed me!

Tori: ^___^ Kate's cool! So's Tammy! He~y, guys! (if you're reading this)

Cloud asks: Duo, would you consider it a good thing to become known as the very gullible, always happy, always smiling, braided baka at school?

Duo: Naturally! Hehehe… Gullible, ne?

Duet: … Say it, I dare you.

Duo: Polka-dotted rainbows.

Duet: >___<

Cloud asks: Heero, no offense, but in the show they put you in situations where you can die, why doesn't it happen? Are you immortal?

Heero: I plan on being immortal. … … So far so good. Anyway…

Duo: NOOOO! He's gonna pull out the Gundam Wing Animerica with the Ikeda interview!

Tori: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Heero: *picks up a worn volume off the coffee table and opens to page 10* I'll just take some random quotes… "The main characters aren't supposed to die."

Duet: *in defense of all dead main characters* TREIZE DIED! TREIZE DIED! This article is EVIL!

Heero: "Animerica: Well, could a normal junior-high-school student who just happens to get involved in a war fix his broken leg just by twisting it?" Achem, I has training. And I was NOT in junior high, but anyway, Mr. Ikeda went on to say "I think healing a broken leg by yourself is something that we can conceivably do. If given the proper training and desperation, we could all do it. And out main characters aren't doing their jobs for fun."

Duo: Yeah, we were…

Heero: Quite! Blah blah blah… "But only by putting themselves in dire straits can they release their explosive life energy, along with their anger. I'm sure ordinary people can get to that point too."

Tori: I hate this interview… This was after that information leak when he went around denying certain characters, certain relationships, and anything like that.

Relena: After that slip to some American company about how yaoi confused him and he never intended those kinds of relationships?

Duet: *nods* That and me. 2000 was a weird year. That's when we moved here.

Tori: Hehehe… Hiding out in the middle of nowhere, I see.

Duet: Are you kidding? They were stashing me! …anyway, this is Heero's question.

Heero: I thought I answered it…

Tori: Let's hope you did. My hands hurt.

Cloud asks: Quatre, how can you stand tea?

Quatre: I like tea! …as long as it's not from Starbucks…

Duet: I got fired from Starbucks! ^___^

Tori: I quit my job at Starbucks!

Quatre: As you should…

Cloud asks: Quatre, my cousin's got a serious crush on you, WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES PEOPLE DRAWN TO YOU??? IS the aura of innocence as my cousin says?

Quatre: Uh…

Duo: Let's go to Jenn on this one! Jenn, could you please explain to us why you love Quatre?

Quatre: If she still does. I feel horrible… *bows head* I can never get on to talk to her. I'm such a jerk.

Duet: Well, you do work 9:30 to 7…

Wu Fei: And by then either Trowa or Duo are online talking to Trowa's girlfriend.

Trowa: *wings a pillow at Wu Fei*

Quatre: No excuses. I'm sorry Jenn. The truth is, I don't know why people like me. I make a horrible boyfriend.

Tori: Awww… Anyway! ^___^ More questions!

Cloud asks: Trowa, I'm scared of clowns… Knives, has Catherine every missed?

Trowa: Cathy? She's nicked my ear a few times and caught my shoulder once, but she refuses to switch to the safe way.

Duo: O_o There's a safe way to throw knives?

Trowa: Yeah. They're not thrown, they're popped through the back to the board and Cathy pockets the ones she's "throwing". That's the way magicians do it.

Duo: Whatever… I'm lost… 'Knives' and 'safe' can't be used in the same sentence.

Cloud asks: Wu Fei, my friend wants to know if she can call you Wu-Wu-kins-chan.

Wu Fei: As long as your friend is out of ear shot, I find no fault with it.

Duet: ^__^ The Wu-Wu Grub…

Wu Fei: Go back to sewing, woman.

Duet: *pricks him with a pin* Fuckin' prick…

Tori: *laughs* Nice mouth.

Shinigami Illusion asks: Wu Fei! Do you pluck your eyebrows? Because…they're unnaturally straight and…yeah. Do you?

Wu Fei: >___< NO!

Duo: Plucky-plucky, Fuffums!

Wu Fei: They just grow that way!

Shinigami Illusion asks: Heero, when ARE you actually going to carry out all the countless 'omea o korosu' threats?

Heero: When the law changes to accommodate them.

Duo: Or when he finds that sign that's been hanging in his window behind the blinds since last Tuesday that says "SEXY FIEND LOOKIN FOR LOVE! Inquire within."

Heero: That was MY window!?

Duo: Hehehe… You're right. I put it in Duet's window.

Heero: But you two share a room.

Duo: O__o*

Duet: You guys are just kidding, right? I mean, we've alienated our neighbors enough…

Trowa's Girlfriend asks: Duo…Kat's PISSED OFF AT YOU SO MUCH!!! DID YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT BRAIN-DEAD PLAN OF YOURS WOULD WORK!?!?!?

Duo: Yes.

((A/N: This problem was later solved))

Princess Gekrin asks: Heero, Trowa, how do you respond after finding yaoi fics (with yourself included)?

Heero: *shrugs* I don't read them.

Trowa: I will, as long as they're not graphic lemon PWPs or whatever.

Duet: They forward those to me. WHAP! OW!

Heero: Ecchi…

Princess Gekrin asks: Who is your favorite saiyan?

All: You!

Wu Fei: We don't really watch Dragonball.

Duo: With my ultra-long hair and this strategic lighting I shall RULE the cosplay as Super Saiyan Hentai Trunks!

Trowa: *smothers him with a pillow* Save it for the spoof, Duo.

Princess Gekrin asks: Everyone, do you have a crush on any celebrities? (inc Tori)

Tori: I'm a celebrity now???

Duo: Oh yeah… Tori's my sexy bitch.

Tori: …

Duet: Matt Pyson! And Duane Johnson! AND RYAN WILLIAMS!!! *sigh*

Trowa: Celebrities in her world…

Tori: So the rest of you don't have any celebrity crushes?

Duo: Nope!

Heero: *shakes head*

Wu Fei: Not really. I don't know any of them personally.

Quatre: Hmmm? Oh, no. I'm happy.

Trowa: Of course not. I'm already in a relationship.

Duet: And Donny Gayeman! And… And Richard Hackard! And James Bradton! And Randy and Andy and Murry and-

Lyra: ASIDE FROM THE MALES IN THE CAST OF "THIS IS OTAKUDOM"!!!

Duet: Um… nope.

Relena: *sarcastically* I'm crushed…

Rona asks: Duo, what's wrong with reading glasses?

Duo: Nothing. Tori just looks like a brain in them.

Tori: Thanks, Duo… *rolls eyes*

Duo: I have nothing against reading glasses in general. Or any glasses for that matter. Shot glasses are my favorite. How about you?

Trowa: Alright, now you're being weird.

Rona asks: Trowa, how come you're so bloody smart?

Trowa: Ummm… High school does that to you.

Wu Fei: *slants a glare at Duo* If you apply yourself…

Rona asks: Quatre, out of all the Gundams you've piloted, which did you like the best and why?

Quatre: 01SR Sandrock.

Tori: In laymen's terms, the first one.

Heero: Not Zero? I'm crushed.

Quatre: Definitely NOT Zero.

Tori: One day I shall learn how to make music videos, and then you shall see how all your lives fit neatly into Greenday songs.

Heero: We're not going to have to listen to the "Havin' A Blast" rant again, are we?

Rona asks: Wu Fei, how does if feel to be more popular than Maxwell?

Duo: SAY WHAT?

Wu Fei: Yes, what he said…

Duo: Pardon moi… But I was voted Favorite Gundam Pilot in the manga, Favorite Male Character and all sorts of other complimentary things in Animerica, and won Best Male Character in an American Release at Anime Expo 2000 and years after!

Lyra: And we wonder why his ego has a separate prefecture…

Duo: Would you like to re-think your claim on Wu Fei?

Wu Fei: Duo, you just undid six months of therapy.

Duo: …

Rona asks: Wu Fei, why don't we ever see you wearing your glasses?

Wu Fei: I have contacts. Glasses are a bit impractical in a fight.

Tori: *nod nod* I go through three pairs a year just by writing.

Trowa: That's because you're constantly getting tackled off you chair.

Rona asks: Wu Fei, do you feel angry that most people pick on you?

Wu Fei: Yes. It angers me. But I don't care much anymore…

Heero: Three questions in a row? I think we have a Wu Fei fan out there…

Wu Fei: Hurrah… Duo, mark that down on the fan tally board.

Duo: I would, but my marks are taking up all the space. *sticks out tongue*

Duet: I'll ask you again, Duo, are those calculations or phone numbers?

Duo: Please… Seven-digit phone numbers? *laughs*

Duet: …

Tori: Welcome to the minds of people whose home phone line has more digits than the White House's.

Duet: Tori, can I see your cell phone a minute?

Rona asks: Wu Fei, can I borrow your motorbike?

Wu Fei: If you'd like…

Trowa: And if he can put it back together in time…

Wu Fei: I have a complex understanding of all machines!

Trowa: …

Wu Fei: Right. I'll take it to the shop later.

Heero: No need. I'll fix it.

Rona asks: Wu Fei, did you know I like you?

Duet: Five questions? Nah, he had no idea…

Quatre: Duet, let him answer.

Duet: He's not gonna…

Wu Fei: …

Quatre: Right. Good call.

Rona's Muse, Mint, asks: Duet, what's wrong with animal muses?

Duet: Nothing1 I'm just saying…

Tori: And what are you "just saying"???

Duet: WHEN DID I SAY I DIDN'T LIKE ANIMAL MUSES!?

Heero: A few chapters back…

Duet: I'm gonna finish sewing now…

Stanton: Can you sew?

Duet: >___< UNFAIR JOKE!

Emerin Mornlight of Rivendell asks: Duo, do pointy ears have an effect on you during shag sessions?

All: *ker-blinkies*

Duo: She's more crass than I am…

Trowa: And to think we believed it impossible…

Tori: Well? You're honor-bound to answer the question…

Duo: Um, no… Not at all…?

Heero: What he means to say is That's not really what he's looking at.

Duo: That's it! No more sex jokes!

Ivy Adrena asks: Duo, do you like Marvel or DC comics? If so, which ones?

Duo: *still scarred by the last question* Nope…

Tori: Say more?

Duo: Nope…

Ivy Adrena asks: Ummm, what exactly is Pocky?

Duet: Pocky is heaven in a snack-sized flavor-dipped sesame-stick manifestation.

Lyra: There's a tea & pocky tasting on Sunday!

All: *go glassy-eyed*

Trowa: *picks a box of chocolate pocky off the coffee table* Ingredients: Wheat flour, sugar, chocolate liquor, vegetable oil, margarine, whole milk powder, cocoa butter, skim milk powder, yeast, salt, soy lecithin, artificial flavor, trisodium phosphate…

All: …

Trowa: *turns box over* Chocolate-covered biscuit sticks.

Stanton: That's all you had to say…

Tori: There was a website, www.jsnacks.com or something where you can order then and whatnot.

Duet: I'll post it in the guild when I get the actual address, if that's not it.

Ivy Adrena asks: Heero, do you own a kimono?

Heero: Yes, I do. It's hanging in the back of my closet.

Quatre: *laughs* We all have kimonos. Tori makes us wear them when we go to festivals and stuff with her.

Tori: In Japan…

Duet: Mandarin collars suck…

Duo: Well they look nice.

Wu Fei: Not to blaspheme my country, but typical Chinese mindset.

Ivy Adrena asks: Duo, exactly what color would you say your eyes are without romanticizing them?

Duo: Blue. Why, are my eyes romantic…?

Duet: Yeah, very.

Wu Fei: Cut the cutesy crap…

Ivy Adrena asks: Kegawa, do you like ferret cookies?

Kegawa: They make ferret cookies??

Trowa: Oh, God. The muse is talking…

Ivy Adrena asks: Heero, what's your favorite fanfiction.net story (not counting Tori's)

Heero: Story? Well, Tribute To The Music was one of them, but only because seeing authors being tormented gives me a fuzzy feeling inside, but there are a lot I like. There's Kaori's long-running Joke MST and The Infamous Shiro Kitsune's Endless Waltz MST…

Stanton: You like MSTs, don't you?

Heero: MSTing is a hobby of mine. Of course FanFiction.Net had to go and purge itself of them…

Heero_ruthless_Gundam C/O Ivy Adrena asks: Heero, after the winds of war, do your wings still seem to glide?

Duo: That is possibly the first question I've ever heard with a plot to it…

Heero: More so than ever on the tranquil breeze of peace.

All: Eh?

Heero: Riddles couplets…

All: O_o

Heero: … … Stop looking at me… You've never played word

games?

Lyra: There, there, Heero… The authors understand you.

Ivy Adrena asks: Do any of you know how to play chess?

Trowa: Yes, we all do.

Duet: Checkers we suck at, but chess we can handle.

Heero: Oddly enough…

Quatre: Where did I read something that checkers was actually the game that required more skill…?

Trowa: You weren't reading my Edgar Allen Poe books again, were you?

Quatre: That was it… The three-page rant that had nothing to do with the story.

Duo's Twin Sister Ann Winner asks: Duo, do you miss Maxwell Church and everyone there?

Duo: Naturally, but it's in the past.

Duet: But it still hurts…

Trowa: Ah, yes… The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either cry about it or learn from it.

Quatre: You weren't watching my Disney movies again, were you?

Duo: Prince Ali, Alie-Ali, Ali-Raberba…

Quatre: Not this again…

Tori: I thought we agreed Disney was the epitome of evil?

Duo's Twin Sister Ann Winner asks: Everyone, what's your favorite cartoon or show?

Heero: Besides anime and on American TV?

Duo: Whose Line Is It Anyway…

Duet: The Daily Show… Mad TV… Undressed…

Wu Fei: Iron Chef.

Trowa: Control Freak on MTV2.

Duo: SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! And Invader Zim!

Heero: Remember Rocko's Modern Life and The Angry Beavers? *laughs*

Duet: THAT was great TV…

Quatre: We should get HBO… I had no idea you guys watched so much TV.

Wu Fei: Well, we don't. And frankly we don't need any more of an incentive to sit in front of that little box than we already have when we could be out doing things.

Quatre: Good point.

Duo: That in mind, let's go buy more anime.

Duo's Twin Sister Ann Winner asks: Quatre, do you remember going crazy? I think you do, but would you ever want to do it again?

Quatre: Hm? Oh, I don't remember much of it. And frankly I don't want to.

Trowa: I remember…

Heero: That actually comes as a surprise to me.

Duo's Twin Sister Ann Winner asks: What do you think of Pokémon?

Duo: Pokémon's awesome!

Duet: Don'tcah just love Giovanni? What a great Italian guy…

Quatre: Angel Eyes still gets me… *holds his hand over his heart*

Wu Fei: You know, Tori, you seem to have an awful lot of things titled Angel Eyes…

Tori: Well, that fic was self-explanatory. The doujinshi is much older though, and over six volumes long. There's a visible difference… Besides, the American release title was "Journey to the Top".

Duo: Top of what?

Tori: Nothing, Duo…

Duo's Twin Sister Ann Winner asks: What kind of ice cream do you like?

Duo: Phish Food!

Duet: Chunky Monkey!

Heero: You know, for someone who's lactose intolerant, you sure eat a lot of dairy.

Duet: Lactade… Let's me have pretty much anything but milk.

Trowa: Is that it?

Tori: That's all the questions. For now… But don't worry! We'll have another chapter AFTER Shoujocon!

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((A/N: Yes, I'm aware I'm posting this AFTER Shoujocon… Fear not, I have the next one on my computer… ^___^))