Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Letters To The Gundam Pilots ❯ Chapter 5 ( Chapter 6 )

Tori: This chapter has been reposted due to a rather large error I made in the original posting. My apologies to SRSilverhawk for confusing your pen name with that of Silver Raye Adams's when I typed up the chapter originally. On the other hand, I did not appreciate the manner in which you brought it to my attention. It was not my intention to mislabel your questions; it was purely accidental. I will not make excuses for myself, but I will offer my apologies.

Letters To The Pilots 06

This Fic Is Not Yet Dead!

Thryraci asks: Wu Fei, are you really Buddhist?
Wu Fei: *shrugs*

Tori: What the hell are you shrugging for!?

Wu Fei: I guess I am… I'm not a practicing Buddhist, really.

Tori: YOU GUESS!? >__<+

Wu Fei: o__O You spazoid…

D3 asks: Duet, what does your Gundam look like? If Duo laughs at this, hit him. No, hit him anyway. Do you have a Picture of Your Gundam? Again, hit Duo.

Duet: Whoo-Hoo! *bops Duo with her stuffed lion weasel thing*

Duo: >__O

Trowa: Take it like a man, Duo…

Duet: ^__^ *bop. … bop. … BOP! BOP! BOP! BOP! BOP!-*

Duo: EVIL BITCH! *shoves her off the arm of the couch*

Heero: Um… Yeah. *coughs* Anyway, here's a quick trick… Check out the cover of 'Final Sacrifice', the last tape or DVD in the series… see the freaky pink and purple mech? We're still debating, but we like to believe that that's the WashiOokami ((A/N: Gryphon in US)).

Duet: It wasn't pink and purple!!! That's so…Quatre!

Quatre: -___-* Why do I put up with you people?

Duet: Because we love you. ^__^

Quatre: …or so you claim… ^__^

Jenn asks: What color are your underwear?

All sans Duo: o__o *blink blink*

Duo: *laughing hysterically*

Tori: o___o I don't get it…

Duo: Jenn's are white with a butterfly… And she has Eyore ones, too.

All: *look at Duo kinda funny*

Duet: You pervert… I can't believe you tried to corrupt our sweet, pure Jenn!

Duo: It's the Jump Start Numbers Conspiracy. ^__^

Trowa: I should have guessed… Just keep your strangeness away from Sarah…

Tori: You still hafta answer the question! ^__^

Trowa: *rolls eyes* Red

Heero: Spongebob

Duo: …are you wearing my boxers?

Heero: *deadpan* Yes.

Duo: -___- Mine are grey. ^__^

Quatre: Blue plaid

Wu Fei: Green.

Tori:…Duet?

Duet: Black

Duo: Yanno, in the movie 10 Things I Hate About You…

All: *give Duo strange looks again*

Duet: You are so weird… How bout you, Tori?

Tori: ^___^ Pink with Hello Kitties! Oh, and all you guys are boxers, right?

Heero: Naturally.

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: Wu Fei, do you speak Cantonese or Mandarin?

Wu Fei: Mandarin… -___-* But I'm forgetting more words every day.

Trowa: That sucks. Why don't you and Kim speak it to each other?

Wu Fei: She speaks Korean… Only her dad was Chinese and-

Trowa: No need for the history lesson. *grins*

Wu Fei: Shut up.

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: Dorothy, have you ever had a crush on Heero?

Duo: Dorothy?

Tori: o___o I don't have her e-mail… Do any of you?

Quatre: Just her old one, but I don't think she uses it anymore.

*awkward silence*

Duet: *in what we believe is a Persian accent ((she kinda purred… I dunno. She's Duet. We don't pretend to know…))* Oh, Heero… I've ALWAYS loved you… Every since you accidentally locked me in the copy room… Oh, what FOND memories we have! Why, do you remember the time when you and I were fencing-

Heero: *glare*

Duet: -and you sliced my leg RIGHT through my knickers and I had to get seventeen stitches…? And when you threw that moldy piece of pizza you found under the bed at me…? And- Hehehe… ^__^ *falls back onto Duo, giggling*

Heero: -___-*

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: To all of you, who's the worse driver, Duo or Duet?

Heero: Wow, this is a tough one…

Trowa: I'd hafta say Duet. At least Duo can get IN the car without hurting himself.

Heero: And he's only gotten into one accident.

Duet: Hey…

Wu Fei: But Duo has more tickets.

Duo: That's because the cops can't catch up to her!

Duet: At least I wasn't pulled over for going 'suspiciously slow'!

Duo: I BLEW the TRANSMISSION!

Duet: …least I can take a walk and not hurt myself…*snicker*

Duo: Don't you even…

Duet: Demoness, you don't know HALF the encounters Duo's had with nature that've ended badly… ^__~ I'll hafta tell ya all of 'em some time.

Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: To all of you, what color is your underwear?

All: Duo…

Duo: Eh heh… ^__^* It was a popular game! Steph STARTED it!

Wu Fei: How many people did you actually ask?

Duo: Ummm…Steph, Jenn, D, Lil, Cat, Donna, Sara, Cas, Renee…somewhere between seventeen and twenty-one. ^__^

Duet: Pervert…

Duo: It was just a game!

Trowa: Which Sarah?

Duo: Not your Sarah.

Trowa: You better not have…

Duo: Please! I was hesitant about asking Jenn! I didn't know how ladies would react. ^__^* Besides, Sarah wasn't even on-line…

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: Quatre, are you related to Seguchi Touma in any way, shape or form?

All sans Quat: YES!

Tori: I love Touma so much…^__^

Duet: Step off! I look more like Miki! *grabs Q's hand and holds it to her chest*

Quatre: *blushes* Um, maybe? ^__^*

Duo: Who are you kidding!? Q, you two are exactly alike. All sexy and slim and blond and slightly feminine and prone to random acts of violence and manipulative and smart and sexy and responsible and stuff.

Trowa: You said 'sexy' twice.

Duo: *turns crimson*

Heero: Hmmm… Does Shuichi have a thing for Touma?

Duo: BASTARD! I AM NOT SHUICHI!

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: For all of you, which do you prefer, your American or your Japanese seiyuu?

Duo: I don't know my American seiyuu that well…

Trowa: I don't know mine at all.

Heero: Yeah. … … … Japanese, I guess.

Tori: Is that the general consensus?

Wu Fei: *looks around* Yeah, I suppose…

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: Quatre, can I borrow some money?

Quatre: Certainly!

Duo: It's funny…because you're a poor as the rest of us.

Heero: There's no hidden cash, folks, or we really would be living in a mansion in southern California.

Quatre: We're not poor…

Duo: Forget it…

Quatre: Duo, are you short? I could always lend you some.

Duo: ^__^ No, I'm fine! *laughs* I was just joking before.

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: Quatre, what's up with you and Jenn?

Quatre: *blink blink* ^__^ We're friends, I hope!

Duo: *laughs* Oooooh my God. Jenn had an entire conversation with Quatre and she didn't even know it was him. It was the FUNNIEST thing EVER.

Quatre: o__o I was afraid she was mad at me…

Duo: Okay! Lemme be Jenn! *clears throat* Of course we're friends, eh, Quatre! *hugs him*

Quatre: …Duo, get offa me. You make me feel dirty…

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: To all of you, what's your favorite Gundam Wing image song NOT done by your own seiyuu?

Heero: *grumbles* No kidding… Hikaru should not be allowed to sing… EVER…

Duo: Aw… It isn't THAT bad… But I don't think any of our seiyuu can compete with Mr. Shigeru Nakahara. Ai Wa Ryuusei was pure greatness.

Wu Fei: Except for maybe Ai Orikasa.

Trowa: Yeah, I liked Star Gaze.

Duet: Ryuzou has a sexy voice… ^__^

Heero: And, Duo… Someone should just beat Seki with his own microphone.

Duo: -___- Why do I agree with you?

Wu Fei: But the greatest image song of all time-

All sans Q and Tori: I'm Your Friend

Heero: I could laugh over that song for HOURS…

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: Heero, have you ever had a chance to see Relena nekkid?

Heero: Yeah, plenty of times.

Duo: She's a horrible poker player… ^__^

Duet: Not that anyone really minded… ^__^

Heero: There was also that time you two went skinny-dipping and Quatre and I came home. *grins*

Duet: You are SO messed up. I just don't get a whole lot of girlie time! We were bonding!

Trowa: *laughs* We did the math! If Relena and Duet, through some miracle of biology, ever had a child…she'd be Brittany Spears.

Wu Fei: *bursts out laughing* And that's with all their GOOD qualities!

Duet & Duo: Brittany Spears is hot!

Tori: You two have the strangest relationship out of all the couples I know. -___-

Destiny Star (Stephanie) asks: Heero, did you ever like Relena in that way?

Heero: Nah, not really. Relena's not really into guys. She was more like one of the guys, like Duet.

Duo: Yeah! People can stop hating 'Lena now!!! She isn't after Heero! ^__^

Duet: Have you seen 'Lena's girlfriend?

Duo: Yeah.

Quatre: No. What's she like?

Duet: Oi, she looks like your sister, Tro.

Trowa: She isn't my sister.

Duet: Well she's all tall.. real pretty.

Quatre: Blonde?

Duet: Dark brown… kinda long. Actually, she looks like that girl from the car commercial with Tiger Woods and the golf ball.

Trowa: …then how does she look like Cathy?

Quatre: Wait! I remember her now! Is she older or younger?

Duet: Younger. Please. This is the dominatrix Relena, here.

Tori: Okay! Gonna take a short break while we further explore this conversation then come back for more questions!

Rosemary asks: Heero, where do you keep your gun?

Heero: Tucked in the back of my shorts.

Duo: It's in the un-edited English version… When Hee-chan's rigging the torpedoes.

Tori: You know… I was watching Gundam Wing in Japanese the other day, and I could've sworn I saw you smoking a joint, Duo Maxwell.

Duo: ^__^* No, you definitely did NOT.

Duet: 4:20 fell on Easter this year. ^___^

Trowa: …sucks to be Catholic… *snicker*

Quatre: ^__^ Drugs are bad.

Wu Fei: Shut up, Trowa… We all went to church with them…so technically we all celebrated Easter.

Heero: And for the record, Trowa… The little circles are the body of Christ.

Trowa: Your savior tastes like old paper, Duo…

Rosemary asks: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Trowa: This calls for a complex mathematical equation…

Wu Fei: Yes. You see, a woodchuck is a rather small mammal that walks on all fours. This means that the muscles in its forelegs are downward oriented and do not have a wide range of horizontal motion i.e. moving outwards from the body perpendicular to the neck juncture.

Trowa: Therefore, the woodchuck would, technically, only be able to chuck very little wood and then only in very small pieces.

Both: *high five*

Jenn asks: For all of you, would you, or would you not, join the army and why?

Heero: I'd join. Better us out there risking our necks than some kids with families.

Wu Fei: If they needed us, I would. I'm not jumping at the chance, though…

Quatre: I don't know… I suppose so. ^__^

Trowa: Sure, I'd join. Like Heero said, we don't have as many ties as most people.

Duo: Hell yes! I wanna fly one of those sweet little planes with the bombs on the bottom.

Duet: Me and Q would be on the front line, baby. ^__^ The chick and the gay dude.

Quatre: Look out, Taliban. I'm comin' home… ^__^

Heero: You'd…get lost. Then wind up in the middle of Islamabad a bag of cherry bombs and a harem of camels.

Duet: O__o

Tori: *pats Heero on the arm* It's okay, Heero.. We know you're not funny… You don't need to keep reiterating.

SRSilverhawk asks: For everyone, what kind of books do you read? Not just categorically speaking, but actual titles.

Trowa: Well, there's The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy…

Duo: I really liked Melanie Rawn's stuff… With the Sunrunners and whatnot. ^__^* It's a bit uncharacteristic of me, but they were cool.

Duet: They were cool. And remember the Dragonrealms books? By Knaak?

Duo: Ooooh yeaaaaah!

Duet: Anyway. o__o We'll shut up.

Wu Fei: *laughs* Let's see… We all went though that fantasy faze, huh?

Heero: It started with all the mythology we read…

Trowa: Greek… Roman… Norse, Chinese, Japanese, Indian… Wow, we were strange.

Quatre: Then it went into the Animorphs.

Wu Fei: GOOSEBUMPS!

Heero: Aw man! I remember those! I think we still have 'em in a bin downstairs..

Tori: o__o Okay… Shut up now. We're moving on.

SRSilverhawk asks: Unfortunately, I am one of those people who really doubt you actually exist (especially because the technology that is required to make a Gundam is still in it's diapers. I mean they only just developed myomers about a year and a half ago). I've got only one question for you in that respect. What on earth do you use for fuel for those giant, walking death machines?

Heero: Nuclear power. With the opening of space, more dumping ground because available, so there were few consequences with the waste that came from fission and fusion.

Duo: Oh, shut up, Heero. That's just bull they told us to memorize.

Heero: …'least I was able to ANSWER the question.

Duo: *sticks tongue out* Pbbbth! Anyway, Silver… Ya don't gotta believe we fell out of some other dimension or anything…because we didn't.

Duet: …or maybe we DID…o___o

Wu Fei: Duet, if we fell out of an alternate dimension where Gundams did exist…you wouldn't be here.

Duet: …or maybe we DIDN'T… o___o

Duo: Um, just think of us as…ELITE cosplayers who are, uh, on task 24/7 and take cosplaying very seriously as they have been cosplaying the same character since they were five.

Duet: …you realize that there are only about 7 people on FanFiction.Net who can actually grasp what you just said.

Duo: Yeah, I know. ^__^ I could name 'em, too.

SRSilverhawk asks: Alright… Boxers or briefs?

All: BOXERS!!

Duet: o___o Woah.. Does anyone in this house even OWN a pair of guy briefs?

Wu Fei: o___o I don't think so…

Heero: Yeah, someone does… They'll be in the wash every once in a while.

All: o___o

Tori: o___o Mysterious…

SRSilverhawk asks: Quatre, know any good Arab recipes you'd be willing to share?

Quatre: I don't know very many Arab dishes… I have a great recipe for stuffed curry bread, though!

Duo: Okay, first, vee take zee camel..

Quatre: *shoves him*

Duo: *glomps Q*

Tori: *rolls eyes* Okay, we'll call that an answer and move on…

SRSilverhawk asks: Wu Fei, even though you're Chinese and all, do you like haiku?

Wu Fei: I like some haiku… but for the most part I think the five-seven-five is a stupid restriction. There aren't many people who can write a truly expressive haiku.

Heero: Let's all debate poetry!

Wu Fei: *shoves Heero*

SRSilverhawk asks: Duo, if you could be any kind of chemical explosive, what would you be and in what flavor?

Duo: Definitely lemon-lime nitro-glycerin.

All: o___o

Heero: *checking watch* Is anyone else frightened by the fact that he just answered that question in 1.68 seconds… ?

Duet: Just how long have you been thinking about that…?

SRSilverhawk asks: I have somehow come to the conclusion that you are a Monty Python fan.... might've been from where you mentioned how Ryo-Ohki bites are knasti. Anyway, now, to test your level of Pythonesss, can you tell me what movie and sketch (a clue all on it's own) these two lines came from?: "On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea." ....And....
"I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear papa!"

Tori: Monty Python? I only saw The Holy Grail, and in that I only got up to the migrating coconuts and the Blacl Knight. O__o Anyways, I didn't write that fic.

Trowa: That would be us.

Duo: Yeah, and the Monty Python jokes were part of This Is Otakudom, which is an actual fan parody that DOES exist. *laughs* But…seeing as we don't exist and all…

Tori: No soapboxing in my fics, Duo. I get flames.

Duo: *crosses arms* Well then there's no point in giving a speech if you're not gonna write it down…

Tori: Sucks to be you then. ^__^

Duo: *narrows eyes* I hate you…

Naruto asks: Heero, why do you seem to break so many bones? You can't enjoy it, or do you?

Heero: I don't break THAT many… And it kind of hurts a lot, so I don't enjoy it…

Wu Fei: Yes you do, you sado-masochistic bastard!

Heero: o___o Sorry.

SRSilverhawk asks: While we're on the subject, how DOES one go about setting his own broken bone?

Heero: You gotta have something in your mouth to chomp down on… and a very high tolerance for pain.

Quatre: Just for clarification, in real life, Heero has never set his own broken bone. ^__^

Heero: Quatre… you're ruining my macho image.

Duet: He also watches Trading Spaces religiously!

Trowa: And he is excellent at arranging flowers!

Heero: …I hate you all…

An Anonymous Angel asks: Duo, do you or have you ever gone by the name Shindou Shuichi? Duo: *twitch twitch* Wu Fei: As fun as it is to call you that, Duo… I think you act more like Ryuichi. Duo: ^____^ Wu Fei: …meaning you act like a dyslexic five year old with ADD except when you're pissed. Duo: X__x An Anonymous Angel asks: Quatre, do you or have you ever gone by the name Seguchi Tohma? Quatre: I've been called a Touma cosplayer before, but I only recently found out what it means… ^__^ Duet: We should start a band… and call it Cactus Hugger. Q could be Touma, Duo could be Ryuichi, and I'll be Nuriko. Quatre: Can I push Trowa in front of a car? Duo: Go nuts, Q! ^__^ Wu Fei: …Cactus Hugger? Duet: Yeah… Nittle Grasper… Cactus Hugger… Wu Fei: o___o I get it! Heero: Aren't they called 'nettles'? Duo: Don't things get messed up in translation? *glares at Tori* Tori: Fo shizzle, my Dizzle. ^___^ An Anonymous Angel asks: Heero, what is your true- Duo: *jumps up and tackles Tori to the floor* SHADDUP! *stands up, winks, and sits back down on the couch* Tori: *twitches and whimpers* An Anonymous Angel asks: Trowa- You haven't gotten those dots copyrighted yet right?

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: God, what would Duo say to the word 'sextet'?

Duo: Sextet? Sure! Why not? I'm just gonna hafta see some ID first. ^__^

Trowa: Duo, it means six of something.

Duo: I know… I'm just giving everyone what they want.

Duet: How can you do that with your shirt on, dear? *arches an eyebrow*

Wu Fei: Because thankfully, not everyone is like you, Duet.

Duet: You wish you were me, Wu Fei…

Wu Fei: Considering that you sleep with more girls than me, sometimes I do…

Duet: Well, while we're coming clean, sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend as cool as Kim.

Both: *shake hands*

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: For all of you, who has the most common sense in the group?

All: o___o

Tori: There exists no common sense in this group…! Are you mad!? *laughs*

Duet: Mmmm… Heero, maybe?

Trowa: …watches the TV when it's off and blasts 2 B A Master from the convertible…

Duo: That was so much fun! We were totally rockin' out to that. ^__^

Tori: Duet?

Heero: Thought Oregon was in Canada and didn't know New Mexico was a state.

Duet: o___o Sorry… ONTARIO is in Canada.

Tori: Wu Fei?

Duo: Put a Capri Sun in the microwave…

Tori: Quatre?

Wu Fei: Owns an Avril Lavigne CD.

Quatre: *crosses arms and scowls* Well I don't anymore!

Duet: *wistful sigh* I wish I was as punk rock as Avril…

Tori: x__x You're gonna get me flamed… What about Trowa?

Duo: Partook of the Eucharist… *laughs*

Trowa: I didn't want to go to your damn cult-ish mass in the first place…

Tori: Okay… so that leaves…Duo.

All (including Duo): *laugh*

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: Duo, I'm under the assumption that you own a PSII… What games do you own/ have played?

Duo: PS2? Nah… We only own a regular Playstation…But we've got Final Fantasy VII, most of the DDR games, all the Spyro games, Crazy Taxi, Grand Theft Auto…

Heero: Legends of Mana, Chrono Cross, the YuGiOh game…

Duo: A couple BMX games… ^___^ Not a whole lot.

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: I like Ratchet and Clank. What's your favorite game?

Duo: Well, everyone loves a good game of DDR. ^___^ But Final Fantasy is my favorite RPG.

Duet: DDR is probably one of the greatest games… ever. Heh…

Trowa: …made better by the new rules we've invented. *laughs*

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: Heero, are you as cruel as the authors make you out to be?

Heero: Me? Cruel?

Wu Fei: As great as an opportunity this is to make fun of you… Heero's not cruel at all.

Trowa: He can be a little sadistic sometimes…

Duet: *glares at him* …and he can get carried away sometimes in some situations…

Heero: *holds head in hands* I hate these questions… Can we make fun of Duo again?

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka says: Wu Fei, I think you're a really cool guy. I just wanted you to know that you're not universally hated.

Wu Fei: Thank you, Lucia!

Duo: Wu Fei IS a really cool guy! He just gets a bad rap in fics.

Duet: He's not super-misogynistic either… ^__^ Right, Fei?

Wu Fei: Yeah. Women are great… with the exception of Duet.

Duet: WU FEI PLUCKS HIS EYEBROWS!

Wu Fei: DUET WEARS BOXERS!

Duet: …girlie man…

Wu Fei: …tomboy…

Duet: You do a better job on your eyebrows than I do…

Wu Fei: I think you look cute in boxers…

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: Everyone, what do you think of Silver Raye Adams's 'Trowa For President' campaign?

Duo: I think Silver's pic of Trowa on the campaign page is really hot!

Trowa: I don't think you'd want me in the White House… I mean, you bring me in, you bring the rest of 'em in…

Quatre: I think you'd do a great job!

Heero: Quatre, you could be the first male First Lady.

Quatre: You think??

Duet: Woah… Back up… Wouldn't he be second?

Wu Fei: What are you talking about?

Duet: …what's Dick Cheny?

Wu Fei: *holds head in hands* Duet, that's the vice president…

Duet: o__o Then who's Bob Dole?

Heero: …I can't believe they let you vote…

Trowa: …I can't believe they granted you citizenship…

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: To everyone it applies to, what does the ZERO system…feel like? *shudders*

Heero: Unless you fight it, it kinda feels like… Yanno where you're half asleep and you start, like, writing something, but you're not really conscious of it? Or when you're at a rave or something and you get that weird feeling that you're not there, you're just kind of watching… It's surreal. Unless of course you're struggling against it.

Duet: Then it feels like someone's ripping your head in two with rusty pliers!

Tori: …I don't even wanna KNOW what kind of psychological torture they put you guys though to figure that out…

Duo: Oh, it was awful… They gave us a twenty-page packet and said "Here, memorize this."

Heero: *shrugs*

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: Quatre, why do you let everyone mooch money off you? They're taking advantage of your kindness!

Quatre: They don't mooch off me! ^__^

Wu Fei: …kindness?

Quatre: Actually, for the most part, our funds are separate. Except for the occasional borrowing of small bills, we pay for ourselves.

Heero: We pride ourselves on being self-sufficient.

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: Duet, which of Tori's fics should she finish? *cough*GundamGuideToTheGalaxy*cough*

Duet: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII dunno… If she put more effort into the translation, I'd like to see Young Love stagger back to its feet.

Trowa: Please… The only people who reviewed that were AJ and Stanton.

Tori: The writing was awful, too… And there was no character development; I just flatlined what was in the doujinshi.

Duet: *pouts* But I had Relena… Anyway! The Gundam Pilots Guide To The Galaxy was hot, but only because I got Trowa.

Heero: Yeah, you ran around naked a lot in that one…

Duet: *shrugs* Doesn't really matter to me. I like 'em all. But If I choose one, Tori won't finish it, just to spite me... ^__^

Tori: Hehe… I would never. ^__^

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: For everyone, what's your favorite computer smiley?

Duo: GASP! Definitely the one with the huge, dumbass grin! And I like the face I make when I have my reading glasses on, even though I don't look like that with glasses. *laughs*

Heero: … you actually said 'gasp'. *arches an eyebrow* Nevermind… You're Duo. Heh, I like the one with the sunglasses. He's badass. And he knows it.

Duet: *types* o.O* THAT ONE!

Trowa: *also types* ^__\\\ I have my very own emoticon!

Wu Fei: *types* o______o It looks so confused…and that's usually how I feel when I'm on the internet. At least when I'm chatting…

Quatre: *types* ^___^ I use that one a lot! Probably too much… but I'm happy a lot!

Tori: =^-^=

((A/N: For reference, Duo's reading glasses face: -O-O- ))

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka asks: What's the Question to Life, The Universe, and Everything? (must fit 42)

Duo: Ummm… It's the number of pilots times the number of Shinigami's Angels!

Heero: Shinigami's Angels?

Duo: Yeah! Some of my guild ladies! There are six of us, and seven of them… at least on last count…. There might be more now… I dunno. *laughs*

Tori: O__o You run a cult, Maxwell…

Duo: *crosses arms* It's a CONSPIRACY thankyouverymuch.

Duet: The Jump Start Numbers Conspiracy is the meaning of life? ^___^ Awesome!

Terman A Tertoo asks: Tori, who or what the hell is Musey?

Tori: ^__^ Musey is Talon-kun's muse. Check out Andrew Joshua Talon in my Favorite Authors section!

B-Man Telly asks: Quatre, I'm heterosexual. Are you?

Quatre: No, I'm homosexual. ^__^

B-Man Telly asks: Duo, same question as Quatre.

Duo: Bisexual all the way, baby.

B-Man Telly asks: Wu Fei, what the hell is/was wrong with you in the series? IS the stick up your ass a tv thing or do you really act like that?

Wu Fei: -___-* It's a TV thing… And a dub thing…

Trowa: If he really acted like that, we'd have killed him a long time ago.

Duo: Think more like… The Wu Fei at the end of the Episode Zero graphic novel. ^__^

Duet: Wu Fei's a good guy! He gets such a bad reputation though… It's not his fault he has no sense of humor!

Wu Fei: Or al least appreciates a more refined definition of humor unlike some-

Quatre: Stop quarreling!

Duet: …but it's part of our bonding ritual…

Quatre: -___-

Tori: Well, that was the last question, guys.

Heero: And it was a learning experience, as usual…

Trowa: You should call Ryan and tell him he can come back now.

Duo: But only if he brings more Coronas.

Tori: x___x I'm ending this now…

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoop.

End Transmission