Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Letters To The Gundam Pilots ❯ Chapter 7 ( Chapter 8 )

Tori: One day I'll learn… That'll be the day I dye my hair, change my name, and move to Norway so they can't find me. Until then, I'll just ask them your questions… ^__^

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Tori: One day I'll learn… That'll be the day I dye my hair, change my name, and move to Norway so they can't find me. Until then, I'll just ask them your questions… ^__^

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Jenn asks: Does Duo snore is his sleep? Do any of you?

Duet: If he did, I'd hurt him.

Duo: Jenn! Why'd you single me out first?

Heero: He doesn't snore, but he sure talks a lot.

Quatre: Ha. None of us snore except on rare occasions.

Duet: Please, if we did at any point, they beat us until we stopped…

Mel a.k.a. Tala a.k.a. Hito Tenshi asks: Were the Gundam Wing characters' personalities/appearance based on real people and if so, those real people the ones answering the questions?

Duo: *snort* … *bursts into laughter*

Tori: Duo, keep laughing and I'll smack you…

Wu Fei, Duet &Trowa: *laughing*

Quatre: ^__^ Sort of, Mel.

Tori: You know, people aren't going to stop asking until they hear the whole story.

Duo: *laughs* Yeah, why don't I just hand my ass to Sotsu on a silver plate right now? Ask us again in four years… Then we can have a VH1 special and everything. ^__^

Heero: Nah, she asked this question the right way. Yeah, Mel. They were based off us, sort of like if someone took your first grade yearbook picture and wrote a story about you and your friends as teenagers using your names and everything, and then tried to bring you up to be like them.

Duet: Hey, that was pretty good, Heero. ^__^

Death's Lil' SideKick asks: If you guys ever, by the grace of God, got married and had kids, what would you prefer, boy or girl?

Duo: *laughs* Eh… *looks at Duet*

Duet: We have God's grace? Awesome! I want… Ummm… Doesn't matter! But we're not naming them after numbers, because that would come back to haunt us at PTA meetings and teacher conferences.

Wu Fei: I think I'd want a son. I mean, I have no problem with a daughter, but I'd like my daughter to have a big brother to watch out for her and be a good example.

Quatre: I'd want a little girl first…

Wu Fei: I hate to break this to you, Quatre, but you don't have a uterus.

Quatre: *glares at Wu Fei* Damn. Guess I should go return all those maxi pads, huh?

Death's Lil' SideKick asks: If you had a girl, suppose if the mom's out and her Red monthly problems (periods) started, WHAT WOULD YOU DO??

Duet: Red monthly problems? ^__^ TOM!

Quatre: TOM… Kate refused to tell me what that was…

Duo: Um, definitely get on-line and ask Jenn or Tia or someone.

Wu Fei: *laughs* Poor Jenn… She's gonna end up raising your kids.

Duo: She is! She's our official babysitter since none of us are allowed to be around easily-influenced young people.

Death's Lil' SideKick asks: What is your favorite sports car? If you like sports cars…

Wu Fei: Cars?

Heero: Yeah, those big shiny things that go 'vroom vroom'.

Trowa: Eh, cars are ugly. I like my motorcycle. ///_^ My precious Honda…

Heero: Hey, don't knock my Chrysler…

Wu Fei: The convertible's cool, but not that special. The Jeep's definitely cooler.

Duet: *crosses her arms* I'm selling my SUV this summer… Gas is way too much.

Duo: …and I drive the minivan. T___T

Quatre: That's just because you're too cheap to spring for the new transmission.

Duo: I'm not too cheap! The shops around here don't have any old Mustang transmissions! And the new ones have to be specially made and crap. I left an order for one with Mr. K, but he hasn't gotten it in yet.

Heero: My heart bleeds, Duo.

Death's Lil' SideKick asks: How do you guys react to the fact that you are being in some respects made fun of in Tori's random fics?

Duo: o__o Tori's not making fun of us… those are all true stories.

Tori: *points at Duo and laughs* HAHAHA! That was the greatest thing ever! *laughing* You are such a failure at life!

Duo: >__O *pulls Tori's hair* ^__^ *not letting go*

Tori: >__O Ow……. *grabs his braid and yanks*

Duo: …I can stay like this forever, you know…

Tori: …You will submit…

Trowa: Alright, children… Break it up…

DivineSoul asks: What kind of coward ARE you?

Heero: We're cowards?

Wu Fei: The mint-flavored kind.

Duet: Oh! I come with a prize inside!

DivineSoul asks: What is your favorite/least favorite word/cuss word?

Heero: Least favorite? I don't think there's such a thing as an 'un-good' curse word…

Trowa: Oh yeah? I think 'schmeckle' is the stupidest, lamest curse ever…

Quatre: Schmeckle?

Trowa: It means small penis… But really, would you be offended if someone just turned around and yelled 'schmeckle' at you?

Wu Fei: Sounds Irish…

Duet: Reminds me of popcorn ceilings….

Duo: Everything reminds you of popcorn ceilings.

Duet: Not true. Popcorn reminds me of Michael Jackson.

Tori: Popcorn reminds me of Saint Tail.

DivineSoul asks: How much money do you have?

Wu Fei: *opens wallet* Sixty bucks and a fake Treize dollar bill from The Spy and The Silencer.

Duo: I've got seven left since I splurged for the Chinese food.

Wu Fei: *look of betrayal* You said I was all the Chinese you'd ever need!

Duo: Sorry, Wu Fei… You've been replaced by General Tso.

Wu Fei: Not THAT whore!

Quatre: *shakes head* So weird…

DivineSoul asks: Will you give me your money?

Wu Fei: Um… sure.

Duo: Nu-huh. You hafta dance for it. All I have is singles anyway.

Trowa: Way to corrupt the children, Duo.

Duo: Maybe I meant the two step.

Duet: Really, Duo… Do you need ANOTHER underage lover?

Duo: *laughs* I dunno. I don't want Kate getting jealous…

DivineSoul asks: For free membership of <insert whatever here> will you give me the money?

Quatre: A membership to what?

Tori: *shrugs*

Heero: Cha! You can HAVE our money… Material possessions are, like, SO last week.

Duet: Heero, please… Don't say 'cha'.

DivineSoul asks: Why does everyone hate others who are different...like me? NO ONE LIKES ME!!

Wu Fei: What's wrong with being different?

Duet: Different is beautiful. ^__^

Heero: People can suck. You just have to ignore them. But sometimes you have to step back and look at yourself too.

Duo: Like that Aelix girl… She thought people didn't like her because she was hardcore punk rawk Avril Lavigne… and it was really because she was so in peoples' face about it. I mean, she could have been cry in corner emo style Dashboard Confessional and-

Trowa: Duo, shut up.

Duo: … … … forever love pop sensation Justin Timberlake.

Trowa: Really, Duo… Those aren't adjectives… They're phrases.

Duo: Sorry for being so rebel have fun ska skank Reel Big Fish.

Both: *laugh*

Trowa: I'll forgive you if you start acting a little more weird lyrics alternative rock They Might Be Giants.

Duo: Deal my monotonous Hebrew chant rabbi friend.

Trowa: … Stupidly happy Christian rock Newsboys bitch.

Tori: Okay, stop. Those aren't even funny.

Trowa: Pretty boy visual rock Dir en Grey.

Tori: *deathglare*

DivineSoul asks: Do you play Phantasy Star online. If not, get it or eat MY god damn fuckin' cookies that don't fuckin' look like fuckin' cookies damnit...that's pretty much saying they're poisoned.

Heero: Nope… No Phantasy Star, no Quake, no Everquest, no NeverWinter Nights, no Warcraft… Just don't have the time.

Duet: Duo already tried to feed us those cookies though… Once you get past the fact that they smell like lighter fluid and taste like charcoal, they were actually quiet good. At least, they weren't poisonous.

Wu Fei: Even if they were, it's not like that would affect you in the least.

Duet: *laughs* remember that game we used to play? How many Excedrin could you swallow before the nurse came back?

Trowa: What are you talking about?

Wu Fei: Yeah! And 'I dare you to swallow this'! Classic…

Duet: I lost my oral virginity to that game…

Trowa: Oh wait… I remember that game now.

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: To everyone except Duo, who better not say anything or I will yell at him on-line or Duet can whap him, does he pull the whole "Shinigami knows all" crap with you guys too?

Duo: …I hate this girl…

Duet: *whap*

Duo: >__O What was that for?

Duet: She told me to… o__o

Heero: The only time he ever says 'Shinigami Knows All" in real life is when he's managed to locate a missing sneaker or something.

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: To Heero and Wu Fei, would you be willing to start a group for people who like Bad Luck better then Nittle Grasper just to get on Duo's nerves?

Duo: D! WHY do you hate me!? What did I ever do to you? …besides steal your girlfriend and get your mom to say that she loves me?

Quatre: Stop stealing their mothers… They don't belong to you.

Duo: Tia's mommy is my mommy. She left me in charge of the house one time. …I think that was the time we convinced Trowa was coming to eat her in her sleep.

Trowa: Stop telling people that.

Heero: Whatever… Anyway, Bad Luck is SO much better than Nittle Grasper… Why can't people come to that conclusion on their own?

Duet: Because it's WRONG! I mean, Sleepless Beauty… C'mon! Plus they have seniority!

Wu Fei: I'm all for pissing Duo off! ^__^

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: Duo...WHY Stephanie? Why couldn't you choose some fake name that FITS my NON preppy personality?! As if my real name isn't bad enough…

Duo: It was the first name that came to mind. Plus, I figured you'd hate it. Heh, I should have said 'Doris' or something… or Agnes…

Quatre: … We won't ask.

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: The most completely random question you will probably ever hear and I have to ask: If you were milk, what flavor would you be?

Duo: I told you… Chocolate!

Duet: If I was milk I'd be dead because I'm lactose intolerant. o___o

Wu Fei: Heh, H2O intolerant fish… Oh, I'd be strawberry.

Heero: Hmmm…………………chocolate. But the Nestle Quick powder kind.

Quatre: I'd be two percent.

Trowa: That's not a flavor…

Quatre: I know, but all the good ones were taken.

Trowa: All two of them… I'd be buttermilk. Just because no one's said it yet. *laughs*

OMightyWifeOfShinigami asks: Since Duo's finally been snatched (Congrads Duet) Which pilot will let me lust over them now?

Duo: Well let's see… Quatre's gay… Wu Fei is in love… Heero's girlfriend might take action against it…

Tori: She would not, you moron.

Duo: Yes she would… She's a bitch! *laughs*

Heero: Just to you, Duo. And you bring it upon yourself, so stop bad-mouthing her.

Tori: Would not…

Duo: She would too! She'd be all whiny and complain-y… "Heero, how can we have a meaningful relationship with all these girls trying to get into your pants?"

Tori: Hey, if she can handle you trying to grope him all the time, I sure she could deal with it.

Duet: Bottom line; lust after Trowa… I know I do. ^__~

Wu Fei: I think we all do.

OMightyWifeOfShinigami asks: How did that last question make you feel?

Tori: …angry at stupid boys with long hair named Duo.

Duet: Like toast.

Quatre: Toast would be awesome right now.

Duet: Wanna make toast!?

Quatre: Duet, it's one o'clock in the morning…

Duet: Perfect time for toast! *goes to make toast*

OMightyWifeOfShinigami asks: If you were to turn into any Gundam pilot which would it be and why? (You cannot be yourself)

Duo: Definitely Wu Fei. I dream every night of being that sexy.

Wu Fei: Definitely Quatre… so I could have an excuse to snuggle up to Evan. *dreamy sigh*

Trowa: Said "the only straight one". *quotation fingers*

Duet: *comes back with huge plate of toast* I wish I was Quatre… I'd get a lot more guys. *munch munch*

Heero: I wish I was Duet… I'd get a lot more girls. *laughs*

OMightyWifeOfShinigami asks: Duo, just how many underage lovers do you have? And how can I be one... even though I'm not underage? ^__~

Duo: Well, age is the qualifying factor here… Since you're not underage, you'll have to settle for being one of my mistresses. Besides, I have far too many underage lovers anyway… *laughs*

Heero: And Duet… This doesn't bother you in the least, does it?

Duet: *munching toast* Hm? *shakes head* He's not exactly getting any from me…

Ropponmatsu asks: Have any of you ever "deflowered" someone?

Heero: Er… yeah.

Duet: Yeah and he did it quite forcefully and without consent as well.

Wu Fei: *snorts* Popping cherries…

Duo: We weren't the best in high school…

Quatre: No, we weren't.

Trowa: Well at least I stuck to our grade level…Duo Maxwell and Heero Yuy.

Duo: We were both under eighteen… I didn't force her or anything. One thing just led to another.

Wu Fei: That would be why you don't date horney freshmen girls… Especially when they watch you on TV. That just messes with their perception of reality.

Duo: *points* Duet's deflowered her share of lower classmen.

Duet: O__O THEY approached ME.

Trowa: Their poor, unsuspecting mothers thought they were just going to sleepovers all those times…

Quatre: Can we stop talking about deflowering now?

Tori: Yes please…

Duo: Oh… Sorry, guys.

Amy-chan asks: Hey everyone! My first question is for all of you. Clay or Ruben?

Heero: Oh, Clay! No contest! *laughs*

Duo: Yeah! North Carolina pride!

Duet: Neither… My money was on that Ryan Seacrest boy.

Trowa: That was the host.

Duet: I know, but he would have been the perfect uke for Simon.

Trowa: I think you're missing the objective of the show, Duet…

Duet: Aside form the singing, all I caught was the part where Simon was in bed with the guy who said 'dawg' a lot.

Quatre: Clay did get a lot better-looking over the course of the show though. I mean, he's not all that hot now, but at the beginning…ick.

Amy-chan asks: Okay, Heero, what's your ideal girlfriend like? Do you have a girlfriend?

Heero: *laughs* Yes, I have a girlfriend and she's everything I could ever want in one.

Duo: Awww…

Heero: She's sweet and funny. Really funny. She gets along great with the rest of the gang and we always have a good time together. Plus she's really hot. *grins*

Duo: Really hot.

Quatre: And she's exactly what you needed, too. Someone not so caught up in perfection… Someone who you could hold an intelligent conversation with.

Duo: Hot like 'those must be mirror pants because I can see myself in them' hot.

All: *ignoring Duo*

Tori: I don't know about intelligent conversation.

Heero: *grinning* Oh, and she's great in bed.

Duet: Yeah, if she didn't want it so much, she'd be perfect.

Trowa: Yeah, maybe his ideal girlfriend would fight him a little more. And wear her high school uniform all the time.

Heero: Don't make me kill you, Trowa.

Tori: OKAY! New question!

Amy-chan asks: Hm... you all live/ go to college in New Jersey, right? (I remember reading that somewhere once...) If you do... will you come visit me? O_o* My life is boring. *lives in NJ*

Heero: No, we go to college in North Carolina. Our house is in NJ...

Tori: Yeah, and we'll see how much longer all that lasts, idiots one through six… -___-

Duo: Unlisted… Untraceable… All our stuff is under a company assigned name anyway.

Tori: Hey, I've kept quiet about enough, but the first teenage girl that shows up at your house, I'm calling Sotsu and you're moving to Siberia.

Quatre: We understand totally, Tori.

Tori: You know I'm not saying it to be mean. But really, how many people out there would you drive to the brink of insanity?

Heero: Really… Half the girls on all those message boards would kill themselves if they found out Duo's alive…and taken.

Duo: Or that we're not madly in love with each other… *leans back into Heero's lap*

Duet: Or that Relena's a cool person and more interested in what's in Hilde's pants than what's in Heero's.

Tori: …I never should have let mom talk Ms. Kurokawa into this… Anyway, Amy, you may not be able to see the guys, but there are plenty of rabid otaku in Jersey that'll be glad to hang out with you!

Amy-chan asks: Hey Wu Fei, what kind of books are you interested in? It seems everyone almost always finds you reading... o_o Who are your favorite authors?

Wu Fei: Well, my all-time favorite author is Douglas Adams, but I like all kinds of stuff, the more figurative language, the better. I like to find the hidden meaning and things. But yeah, I just got Long, Dark Tea Time Of The Soul. I was trying to find The Salmon Of Doubt that Sarah was talking about, but it's not in any stores. Neither is The Meaning of Liff for that matter…

Trowa: Douglas Adams is God…

Wu Fei: May he rest in peace.

Trowa: *bows head* Sorry for the inconvenience.

All: *laugh at stupid Hitchhiker joke*

Amy-chan asks: Tori! I know you're not a pilot, but anyway, how DO you put up with all of their crazy antics?

Tori: I'm not really around them all that often. I mean, we go to school in two different countries. But when I am around them, well... They're not all that crazy.

Quatre: Just some of the time. ^__^

Duo: Technically, we're the ones putting up with her. *crosses arms*

Trowa: The sad thing is we actually function like a mature group of people who all have responsibilities and stuff.

Amy-chan asks: To everyone (especially Heero ^_^*) what are your screen names? That's if you are willing to give them. o_o

Wu Fei: Duo, would you do the honors?

Duo: ACHEM! Trowa Barton is 'TrowaBartonDamnU', Quatre is 'IRodeACamelOnce', Heero is 'IlaughAtDuoALot', Duet is 'LostMyShinyThing', Wu Fei just changed his to 'JustCallMeWuFei' because he's stupid and forgot his own password, and mine's 'CuteBoyWithBraid'. I'm on the most since my job involves being on the computer and I'm easily distracted by blinky boxes, but most of the time you just have to ask if you wanna talk to someone else, provided they're home. *laughs* You can ask the ladies if you're wondering how those chats go…

Heero: I'm still amused that D's birthday wish was to talk to someone that wasn't you. *grins*

Duo: Shaddup, Heero. Least people don't run out of the chat room when I enter.

Heero: Ouch, Duo.

Duo: But Amy, you're welcome to join us for a chat any time. ^__^

Tori: Oh yeah! I was online chatting with some of the guild ladies, Duo.

Duo: …stay away from them. I don't want them to catch your stupid.

Tori: Itai, Duo. You got that insult from Pokémon.

Duo: You're from Pokémon.

Tori: -____-*

Cat Youkai asks: Duo, can I ditch you and run off to Canada with Duet instead? Duet we are going to go Jenn hunting.

Duo: o___o Cat doesn't love me anymore?

Duet: Sweet! Duo, I'm leaving you for Cat. We're going to Canada.

Duo: Fine, Cat! Go! But I hereby revoke D's permission to date you, and you to date her. And Duet, I doubt there'll be enough room in Jenn's igloo for all three of you to live comfortably.

Duet: You're just bitter. *sticks tongue out at him*

Cat Youkai asks: What would be scarier running around the house: Chibi Duos or Chibi Wuffles?

Trowa: Oh God… Little Maxwells… *holds face in hands* Please just wait until we're out of college?

Duet: *puts hand on stomach* Oh, Trowa… I though we told you… o___o

Heero: *smirks* No, he wasn't there…

Trowa: ///_o *look of pure, abject terror* Shit… *looks at Duo*

Duo: O__o *profoundly confused and scared-looking* You really did get pregnant from that?

Quatre: *wide-eyed, looking at Duo* You know it wasn't me, right?

Wu Fei: Why didn't you tell us sooner?

Tori: Aw, Duet… I'm sorry but whose is it?

Duet: *level stare at Tori*

Heero: Sorry, Tori, but it's mine…

Tori: Oh my gosh…

Duet: You…do realize I was kidding, right?

Heero: *high five* Yes. We so had them going!

Trowa: *holds chest* Ow, my heart… ///_<

Duo: *considerably paler* Pregnancy jokes are NOT funny… *squeezing Duet's hand*

Duet: Carpals… Shattering… >__O

Tori: Keep crying wolf and when you finally are, no one's gonna believe you until you get fat.

Duet: o__o I donwanna get fat… Can't Duo carry the baby?

Duo: I donwanna get fat!

All: *laugh*

Cat Youkai asks: Everyone minus Duo- What would you do if I said I wanted to pull a prank on Duo but I need one of you to help me? *innocent smile* Ai shiteru, Duo.

Duo: Yeah, Cat… I'm sure you love me.

Duet: You know I'm always up for those! ^___^

Wu Fei: Hmmm… I could be persuaded.

Heero: Sounds like fun. I'm in!

Cat Youkai asks: Heero, ever though of replacing Wing?

Heero: O__O Replacing…the Wing Zero? I have a loyalty to my suit. Did Speed Racer ever replace the Mach 5!? Did Kaneda ever replace his red motorcycle!? Did Shinji ever replace the Unit 01!?

Wu Fei: It's funny that people this sexy have time to stay inside and watch THAT much anime.

Duo: We just drag the rest of our friends in to watch it too.

Quatre: If they didn't like it at least a little, I don't think they'd be our friends.

Duet: Yeah. We'd probably end up killing them.

Cat Youkai asks: Duo I need to know which pairing is your fav. 1x2x1 or 2x5x2

Duo: O__O Cat…

Heero: Yeah, Duo… What's your favorite, hm?

Wu Fei: Time to choose, Duo…

Duo: …I hate you both.

Cat Youkai asks: Heero, you TRUST Duo driving?

Heero: No.

Duo: WHAT!?

Heero: I just don't… You hit things. Granted, they are small and your car sustains little damage, but you still hit things.

Duo: For FUN maybe.

Heero: There's also the issue with you chasing pedestrians

Duo: *crosses arms* Like they don't deserve it...

Cat Youkai asks: Why are the guys so against Duet flying through car windows? I did it a few days ago and it was fun. Then again I made it through the window.

Trowa: Exactly. Duet doesn't always make it through.

Duet: That's because Duet has stupid friends that start rolling up the window.

Heero: I do not!

Cat Youkai asks: Duet, handcuffs or whips?

Duet: Handcuffs, Cat. And not the cheap-ass satin-lined ones, either. We us authentic, key release-only handcuffs with one metal link between bracelets. Whips are so… Relena. *giggles*

Trowa: Duet, name one instance were you were actually the one using them.

Duet: That time I handcuffed Wu Fei to the neighbor's mailbox. ^__^

Trowa: Okay, you win.

Duet: You're right though. I hate using them. It's better when they're used on me. *winks*

Quatre: Two months, Duo. Just two more months…

Duo: Why is life so hard…? >__O

Heero: *opens mouth to make comment*

Tori: HEERO! Don't you dare say it because I am NOT writing that down.

Heero: Eh, you're all thinking it anyway. *grins*

Wu Fei: *blink blink* Wow… we are.

Cat Youkai asks: Why haven't I gotten to talk to Trowa yet? *glares at Duo* I know why you won't let me talk to Duet, but what about Trowa?

Duo: o___o

Duet: What!?

Trowa: Um…

Duo: I'm gonna go get a soda. *gets up*

Duet: *grabs the back of his shirt* Oh no you don't…

Duo: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!

Heero: Going by your standard, we all know too much.

Duo: …

Duet: Just for that, I'm gonna go on-line and tell them all your deepest, darkest secrets…

Duo: O__O Please, no…

Duet: Anything they ask, Duo… We're honor-bound to answer, aren't we?

Duo: What has that got to do with honor!?

Cat Youkai asks: Who in the dorm saw my pic? Duet has permission to punch Duo for everyone he showed the picture to.

Duet: Oh, I'm gonna hit him alright…

Duo: I only showed a few people…

Heero: I saw it.

Duet: *flicks Duo in the arm*

Wu Fei: Me too.

Duet: *pinches him*

Duo: Ow!

Trowa: I saw it too.

Duo: Liar!

Trowa: *grins* I know.

Cat Youkai asks: On a scale of 1 to 10 how annoying is Duo?

Heero: Forty-seven.

Duet: Six.

Duo: Thank you, Duet.

Cat Youkai asks: How can Duo be the real Shinigami when Heero has killed more people than him?

Heero: *looks up* I haven't killed anyone.

Wu Fei: What about the millions of goldfish you've got through these past...nine years.

Heero: There's only been one goldfish! Wally is just a very healthy and long-lived fishy.

Quatre: I thought his name was Shaniqua.

Trowa: That was last week.

Cat Youkai asks: Who thinks Duo should write a 1x2 lemon?

Heero: o__o Not me.

Duo: I am %100 percent against it.

Duet: I WANT HIM TO!

Quatre: It would certainly be interesting… Not that there would be any new information for us.

Tori: I dunno… It'd be cool to see a lemon written by it's two main characters rather than some straight virgin teenage girls.

Lady Nayru Moon (Rachel) asks: How are you all?

Quatre: Just fine, thanks! ^__^ How are you?

Wu Fei: Woo! Easy question!

Lady Nayru Moon (Rachel) asks: What is the one thing you do not want to lip sync to?

Heero: Anything sung by a girl or a pre-pubescent boy. No offense, but I just don't want it to sound like that's my voice.

Duo: Why would you lip-sync to anything at all?

Heero: *smirks* Good point.

Quatre: Stop it, Duo. You're going to make his ego bigger than yours and we just don't have that kind of room in the house this summer.

Tori: Hmmm… Duo lip-syncing to Spice Girls…

Duet: With pig tails and a mini skirt.

Tori: Oh! Quatre could be Baby Spice! And Heero could be Sporty Spice!

The Boys:*terror and confusion*

Duo: No… Way… … … I wanna be Sporty Spice.

Wu Fei: Can I be Asian Spice?

Heero: We could be the Asian Spice twins!

Wu Fei: Ew, no… You don't look Asian enough.

Trowa: I'm Hebrew Spice!

Quatre: Just call me… Myrrh… *grins*

All: *laugh*

Lady Nayru Moon (Rachel) asks: Are the French weird or what?

Wu Fei: Way weird. They eat snails.

Duet: Wu Fei, people from China eat all kinds of weird crap. Besides, we've had escargot. It's good.

Wu Fei: I ATE A SNAIL!?

Duet: *holds head in hands*

Tori: Let it go on the record that I have no comment on this issue. *shifty eyes*

Duo: Mmmm… They're not so much weird as cowardly. And it's not all French people either, just the idiots in their government and the idiots that follow those idiots.

Lady Nayru Moon (Rachel) asks: What are your imaginary friends/ former imaginary friend's like, and what are their names?

Heero: I never had an imaginary friend. I had Duo all my life.

Duo: *shakes head* Not even imaginary people would be my friend.

Heero: *coughs and looks at Duo* … *rolls his eyes* Nevermind… It's not even worth it.

Duet: I had one when we were at the stupid torture camp. She was eight, my age, and her name was Lizzie. I just vented to her about how life sucked.

Quatre: Oh yeah… You, Relena, and Hilde had private rooms.

Duet: *shrugs* Eh, such was life. So Tor? Q? Tro? Fei?

Tori: Just my muses. ^__^ And Kegawa's a real ferret, so he doesn't count.

Trowa: *shakes head*

Wu Fei: Not me.

Quatre: Nope.

Natasha Radinov asks: What do you guys have against Seki Toshihiko, dammit?!

Duo: Nothing… *laughs*

Tori: ^__^ Mr. Toshihiko is so cool.

Duo: He's such a dork!

Trowa: Almost as big a dork as you, Duo.

Heero: Yeah, it was a good choice.

Tori: OHMYGOSH! You know who's so hot!?

Duet: Milliardo's seiyuu!?

Tori: YES!!!

Natasha Radinov asks: Maybe this has been asked before but what kind of music do each of you like (Tori and Duet included)?

Wu Fei: Music?

Heero: Oh no…

Wu Fei: My favorite kind of music is hardcore punk rock, and that's why I listen to Avril Lavigne. *grins*

Heero: Uh… yeah. I dunno, I like classic stuff like the Gin Blossoms and The Ramones. Plus crap like AFI and Linkin Park.

Duo: I like pretty much anything...except pop, rap, R&B and wanna-be rockers.

Duet: Yeah, Duo. Anything. *laughs* I like anything from 3 Doors Down to Hootie and the Blowfish to Drowning Pool. My mix CDs usually end up with Barry Manilow followed by Metallica followed by Wallflowers.

Tori: Pretty much the same as you guys, except a lot more Japanese stuff in the mix. I confess… I am victim of visual rock. Plastic Tree… Dir En Grey… Pretty, pretty boys. ^___^

Duet: Like we don't have enough of those running around. ^___^

Quatre: I don't like punk and metal so much, but ska's alright. *shrugs*

Trowa: Uh… *plays with tab on soda*

Tab: *breaks off and falls into the can* PLINK!

All: Awww...

Trowa: ///_o Fucker… *holds head in hands* I am such a failure at life...

Natasha Radinov asks: Wufei, how far in your romantic relationship did you and Meiren really get *wink wink nudge nudge*?

Wu Fei: Mei Lin?

Heero: Whatever her name was. Did you get anywhere with her?

Duo: She hated us. Remember that time she bit me?

Trowa: That girl was a complete psycho.

Wu Fei: She liked me… *grins*

Duet: What ever happened to her? She never even came to camp.

Tori: Mei Lin had parents. She only came to a few events, hugged Wu Fei, then went home to a normal life.

Duo: Lucky bitch. … … Hey! Wu Fei! Answer the lady's question!

Wu Fei:*smirks and shakes his head* Not far. I was always hanging out with you guys anyway.

Trowa: Oh, he blames us...

Natasha Radinov asks: Have you guys (and Duet) been tested for AIDS?

Quatre: Of course! We go in for a test every year.

Duet: *shudders* Needles...

Heero: It helps to ask your partner about any STDs he or she might have, but people aren't always honest and sometimes they just plain don't know, so we always use protection.

Duo: Oh yeah, and babies are STDs. Use condoms in hetero relationships especially.

Heero: Condoms don't suck as much as guys say they do, so don't let them use that line to get out of using one.

Duet: *squints at Duo* You will NOT refer to our future children as STDs, Duo Maxwell.

Duo: *sighs in false exasperation* Does this mean we can't name them Chlamydia and Syphilis?

Duet: …

Trowa: *pats Duet on the shoulder* You and your children have my sincerest sympathies, Du.

Wu Fei: Yeah, and you know… When you get sick of Duo, there'll always be room in my bed for you.

Duet: … *holds head in hands*

Wu Fei: HOUSE! Duet, I SO meant house…

Duet: *laughs* No you didn't.

Wu Fei: Heh, I know...

Natasha Radinov asks: Quatre, do you drink herbal and/or fruit flavored tea, or just black?

Quatre: I don't drink that much tea… -____-* Only once in a while.

Tori: Well, what do you drink when you do have tea?

Quatre: Whatever's in the pantry. Oolong, lemon, earl grey, cinnamon… Evan and I have blackberry in the morning sometimes.

Wu Fei:*shakes his head and laughs*

Quatre: Better than a six pack of beer in a sad and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to drown out a hangover from the previous night.

Wu Fei: That's not what I was laughing at… You and Evan are so…

Duet: The word's 'cute', Wu Fei.

Wu Fei: I know, I just didn't wanna say 'cute'. Two hot, gay, sober guys… It's a match made in heaven.

Quatre: *laughs* Well then thanks. I withdraw my earlier comment.

Tori: Okay, everybody! That was the last one!

Trowa: We're finished? No more questions?

Tori: Um… no more until people ask more.

Wu Fei:Damnit. Foiled again.

Quatre: Well can we go to bed then?

Heero: Can't wait to get back to Evan, huh? *grins*

Quatre: For your information, he's probably asleep. *sticks tongue out*

Tori: Dibs on the side of the bed by the window!

Heero: *narrows eyes* Why are you in my house?

Tori: Because I have no where else to go… o___o

Trowa: Don't fight over it. That's where all the dead bugs end up anyway.

Tori: o___o Never mind...

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MATTE!

Tori: Relena and Hilde (Stop making that face, Duo!) will be with us until September, so if you have any questions for either of them, don't hesitate to ask!

Heero: Also, Jessica, Kim, and Evan have kindly agreed to field some questions, but they're not gonna be honor-bound to answer. And we'll probably be able to drag some answers out of Dave and whatever human Relena brings with her, so you can shoot them some questions too, if you want.

Duo: Dave can go for a walk in the woods and get lost and fall in a hole and die of starvation. *crosses arms* Everybody ask him why he sucks so much.

Heero: Um, no one listen to Duo. Be nice to Dave...he has no clue he's hated so much.

Duo: *glares at Heero* Because you wouldn't let me set him on fire!

Heero: ...silly me…

Duo: *throws hands up in the air* I would have made it look like an accident!