Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Letters To The Gundam Pilots ❯ Chapter 8 ( Chapter 9 )

Tori: A Keko Kamen action figure with kung-fu grip? …the hell?

Quatre: What's wrong with that?

Tori: … Keko Kamen is a naked woman in a mask that defeats her enemies by sitting on their faces and wrapping her legs around their necks. Note the word 'naked' in the previous sentence.

Quatre: Oh. *shrugs* Maybe she just pulls their hair or something too.

Tori: *rolls eyes* I still don't know why people think you're the innocent one. I'd put my money on the big idiot playing in the neighbor's sandbox with a bunch of children.

Quatre: You know very well Duo's retarded, not innocent. Now…where'd you say this sandbox was?

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Iruka Yuywell (Alisha) asks: For Relena and Hilde and Duet: I'm working on a songfic series with one chapter for each female from GW, so I need to know, if you could pick one song that's fits your personality, what would it be?

Relena: *laughs* "Mitsu to Tsuba" by Dir En Grey.

Duo: o__o That's awful.

Relena: Duo… Don't play it off.

Duo: I know… I know…

Tori: Um, I doubt the lovely FanFiction.Net readers would be…happy to be subjected to that song.

Relena: Alright…Hey, what about "Material Girl"?

Wu Fei: By Madonna? *laughs* It works.

Heero: So that's the story behind you going straight again. What's this boyfriend of yours got? A small island and a rich aunt on the verge of death?

Relena: Actually, Jack lives in the apartment four doors down from mine. He just won me over. I destroyed a shirt of his in the wash on accident, so he made me go out to dinner with him as compensation. ^__^

Tori: Relena's not a complete lesbian anymore… Wonders never cease.

Relena: Oh, shut up… *laughs* What about you Duet? Song?

Duet: Mmmmm… Black Crowes "She Talks To Angels". You hafta make Duo tell me when you post this fic too, Alisha. ^__^ I wanna read Relena's.

Duo: And for Hilde's, see if you can find one titled "The Bitch From Hell".

Quatre: Do you like anything about her, Duo?

Duo: *crosses his arms and sits back* Her hair smells nice.

Quatre: *shrugs* It's progress.

Trowa: You know what's a Hilde song?

Duet: *jumps* o__o Oh my God, Trowa… I forgot you were here.

Trowa: *pats Duet's head* It's okay. We know you're hopelessly stupid. Anyway, what's that song with the girl who's complaining about having her man stolen?

Heero & Wu Fei: *snicker*

Trowa: You know.. "I'm the only one who'd walk across a fire for you and I'm the only one who'd drown in my desire for you…"

Duo: "I'm The Only One". I dunno who sings it. Perfect for Hilde though!

Wu Fei: Now that's just plain not true. I'm sure we could find a couple thousand of Duo's fangirls that would walk through fire for a piece of him.

Duo: Ugh… That's nothing to be proud of… What if they got hurt?

Tori: >__< Too many people talking. Next question!

Iruka Yuywell (Alisha) asks: What about Une, Noin, Sally, and Tori too I guess?

Tori: o__o I'm not from Gundam Wing. I'm not cool enough.

Heero: Tori's song is "Amphetamine" by Everclear until we find a better one.

Tori: *glares* You poo. My name isn't Amy.

Heero: … Then change it to Tori.

Tori: Oh, go die. What about Sally and everyone?

Trowa: That's difficult… Those three are normal.

Relena: Yeah, none of them are full-time either.

Duo: 'Lishaaaaaaa… This requires too much thought. *kicks Heero* You do it. You owe her big.

Heero: Oh, thanks for putting me on the spot, Duo.

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Iruka Yuywell (Alisha) asks: Relena and Hilde, do you have AIM SNs? If so will you get on and talk to us girls?

Relena: Hilde only has e-mail and I haven't been on my screen name is…years. Hell, I don't even remember the password. But I'll make a new one and visit you guys. ^__^

Duo: Alisha, you traitor. Why would you want to talk to Hilde!?

Relena: *whaps him* Would'ja shut up!?

Duo: Oh sure. She didn't try to kill your girlfriend!

Duet: Aw, geeze… Let it go. I have. Besides, we all know I can't die. ^__^*

Duo: Don't joke about it. *crosses arms and glares*

Duet: Muahahaha… I'm… IMMORTAL! … … … … … *licks Duo's cheek*

Duo: ACK! WHAT THE HELL!?

Duet: Don't look so grumpy next time.

Duo: >__O Your methods are completely unorthodox, Dr. Maxwell.

Iruka Yuywell (Alisha) asks: Duet, where did you/ do you work ? Duo couldn't tell us.

Duo: HAHA! I finally get to find out! You're honor-bound to answer!

Duet: o__o Did you put those sweet girls up to this!?

Duo: Nope! Now spill.

Duet: But it's embarrassing…

Duo: Tough crap.

Duet: *sigh* You know Club Orange? The restaurant bar club thing?

Duo: There? … … … O__O YOU WORE THAT!?

Relena: What'd she wear? Was it bad? … Can she model it?

Duet: Oh, it's not that bad. The only reason Heero and Trowa knew was because they were there once. I made them promise not to tell you.

Duo: … *glares at Heero and Trowa, then sighs and hangs head*

Duet: Besides, it was more fun torturing you. ^__^ Hafta keep some mystery in the relationship somehow.

Duo: …you're enough of a mystery without something like that.

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: This is more of a command, really. Everyone, poke Duo... NOW!

Wu Fei: Yes!

All: *start poking Duo*

Duo: AUGH! I HATE this fic! >__< *pushes people away* o__o Okay… who just pinched me? The action taken against me was clearly defined as a POKE.

All: o__o *look at each other, then leave Duo alone*

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: Duo, am I one of your underage lovers? O_o I'm the type of person who wouldn't know. If I'm not, can I be?

Duo: Sure, you can be one if you want. I think there's a sign-up sheet at the guild.

Duet: Don't you defile my guild with your adulterous escapades!

Duo: I was kidding.

Duet: I know. You know I love your harem girls as much as you do. ^__^ Plus it might as well be your guild since you're taking care of everything there.

Wu Fei: Ugh, it's sickeningly sweet. Change the channel.

Duo & Duet: ¬_¬

Wu Fei: o___o *points to Quatre*

Quatre: Oh, that was SO him!

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: All of you have to look at this picture I drew, RIGHT NOW; (http://w.deviantart.com/deviation/2256580) Whaddaya think? Cute, ne?

Duo: *holds head in hands* 2x5… What is with you ladies and 2x5!?

Wu Fei: You know… you cannot resist me…

Duo: It's… TOO TRUE! *sprawls across the couch to hug Wu Fei*

Wu Fei: Hey! I never said anything about liking you back! *hits him with throw pillow*

Duo: >__O The furniture-thwap of rejection… oh, how it stings…

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: Duo, I dare you to produce VALID, SOLID PROOF that Legolas is bi. >_< HE'S STRAIGHT DARNIT!

Duo: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. I only said bi to keep you somewhat happy. ^__^ I mean, c'mon… It's only a short jump from fairy to elf anyway.

Duet: o__o My elfy?

Quatre: Score one for the queer! I call dibs.

Duet: ¬__¬ I'm telling Evan…

Trowa: You can't keep trying to trade off your boyfriend, Quatre. They're not toys, you know.

Relena: o__o They're not?

Trowa: Shut up, Relena.

Wu Fei: What's wrong with being bi, anyway?

Heero: Wu Fei, you're not allowed to speak on that subject. Go back to bent or we'll shut you out completely.

Duo: Yeah, Wu Fei… Or did that kiss mean nothing? *holds heart*

Wu Fei: *sideways glare* Apparently it did seeing as how you vehemently claimed Kate put you up to it.

Duo: She didn't put me up to it! I offered! Then Trowa and Heero had to go and make us look bad.

Heero: You can't compete with real affection.

Wu Fei: Affection? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Trowa throw your ass to the ground and beat you with a paintbrush right after?

Heero: It was a love-beating. *shifty eyes*

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: If you were furries, what would you be?

Heero: Go ahead, Duet. Use your big word.

Duet: Anthropomorphism! OHEMGEE! ((A/N: Sound it out…)) Do you guys remember Ambush Art Spots?

Relena: Focus…

Duet: Sorry. I wanna be an anthropomorphic gryphon! ^__^

Tori: An Articuno-Mew?

Duet: o__o I was not reading Journey To The Top doujinshi again. But a gryphon. If not that, then a little red fox. ^___^ NEXT!

Relena: I always wanted cat ears… and a tail would be cool too… so a panther or something.

Heero: I like wolves. Plus most of the wolf furries look pretty cool.

Duo: Yeah, a wolf! But they're too common… Maybe a bird so I could fly.

Quatre: I'd wanna be a ferret furry. Ferrets have cool ears.

Trowa: *shrugs* Wolf, I guess.

Wu Fei: There aren't that many choices that would actually look good as furries. I'd rather be an anthropomorphic Abra or Vaporeon than a dog or something.

Shaman Dani of the Flamingos asks: To all, do you know where your towel is?

Relena: They're in the linen closet upstairs. I just folded a bunch.

Trowa: It's a, um, Hitchhiker's Guide reference, 'Lena.

Relena: Oh geeze… I remember those books. I need to re-read them.

Duo: All our towels are stowed safely under the upstairs bathroom sink.

Shaman Dani of the Flamingos asks: To Wu Fei, are you really straight? *doesn't believe you are*

Trowa: We don't believe he is, either.

Wu Fei: I'm trying to be. I do have a girlfriend… and I would like to keep the relationship just her and I.

Relena: Poor Kim… has to compete on a daily basis with all these sexy men.

Wu Fei: *glares at Relena* Well we all have to compete with you. …except Quatre.

Heero: Quatre's boyfriend gets competition from some hot-ass carpenter on the Learning Channel and an elf. I think we've got the sweeter side of the deal.

Shaman Dani of the Flamingos asks: To all, have you all been involved in relationships with each other or do you keep your romances strictly out of the group? (I know about Duo and Duet, but I want to know about the others)

Wu Fei: Not so much relationships… More like long dates.

Duo: We've all slept together on multiple occasions, if that's what you mean. *blink blink*

Tori: Duo…

Duo: HEY! I said that with a straight face!

Trowa: *shrugs* Duo and Heero dated for a while end of middle school, beginning of high school.

Quatre: Those sorts of things just don't work out… Not when you all live together. The temptation's just a bit too much.

Heero: Yeah, but you can't be jealous either… You could be going out with one of us, but we'll still be sleeping with everyone else in the house. I guess the relationships are determined by who you cuddle with in your spare time.

Duo: *laughs* Remember when Duet would have girls sleep over in, like, eighth grade?

Duet: Not funny, guys…

Wu Fei: *laughing* Our house was one big orgy for, like, six years….

Tori: o__o Our readers need not know about those.

Relena: *pouts* I wanted to live with you guys so bad…

Mawrenn asks: People (everyone there-Tori, Relena, and all), bacon grease. Comments? Feelings?

Trowa: Sacrilegious.

Duet: >__O Gross..

Tori: Ugh… The stuff you try to pour down the kitchen sink but it sticks around the drain and congeals and I hafta clean it out.

Relena: …what would I possibly have to say about bacon grease? I don't eat pigs.

Duo: No BLTs?

Relena: Maybe an LT…

Heero: *laughs* I chose the name BT because I love BLTs but I hate the taste and smell of lettuce.

Duo: Don't even get me started on .hack. Mai had such huge eyebrows.

Heero: For reals?

Both: *laugh*

Last One asks: Relena, does it bug you that so many people think you and Heero are together and hate you for it? For the record, I wasn't one of the people I just mentioned.

Relena: *shooing motion* I just don't care anymore. I like women… And Jake…

Duet: Jake's just a category all his own, isn't he?

Relena: He's my crocodile hunter. ^__^

Trowa: In all fairness, crocodile hunters are a species all their own…

Kuiya asks: Heero and Duo, I don't remember where I heard this quote, but what do you think of this: "Duo's always the bride, but Heero always gets pregnant"? It confused me, actually!

Duo: Well, I look prettier in dresses… and Heero is probably the only male that has a CHANCE of surviving pregnancy.

Heero: o___o *blink blink* o___o

Duo: *shakes him by the shoulder* Okay there, Scuzzy?

Heero: Mpreg is so wrong…

White Witch asks: How did Duo end up living with Hilde? And did Hilde get court marshaled or something cause she helped Duo out?

Duo: I'll court marshal her ass if she fricken touches me again…

Duet: Moody…

Duo: And I'd sooner kill myself than live with her. This whole summer thing is just a temporary arrangement and the only thing keeping me somewhat sane is Relena standing between us and the fact that her boyfriend is the only person I dislike more than her.

Heero: I think she's talking about the series.

Duo: You know…Alisha said the same thing.

Heero: Just answer the fricken question.

Duo: I don't know! I don't know why they had me living with her or why I say the word 'niche' funny ((A/N: He pronounces it 'neesh')) or why she buys so many apples! I just don't know.

White Witch asks: I saw somewhere that said Duet Maxine isn't real...whaddya say to this?

Duet: I'm not real. ^__^ I'm not in the series, never was, and never will be. I don't belong to Sotsu, I don't belong to Bandai, and I don't even know what purpose Sunrise serves.

Tori: You do belong to Ms. Kurokawa.

Duo: -__- My girlfriend, the miscalculation.

Heero: *smirks* She was made just for you , Duo.

Duet: *flops over the arm of the couch* It's not even worth getting worked up over. Didn't we bitch about me in the last chapter? For one of Rachel's questions? White Witch can go back and read that or something.

Trowa: Cheer up, Duet. You're Thumb-buddy special! *gives her a thumbs up*

Duet: ¬__¬ *pushes his thumb down* Not now… Duet's sleepy. *curls up*

Trowa: …I tried.

Duo: *pats Trowa's arm* Spacibo. You tried.

Trowa: Refresh me… what's the one other Russian word you know?

Duo: Um, Bolshevik.

Whit Witch asks: How would you feel if Gundam Wing was turned into a magical girly anime? Or one of those American cartoons without a plot at all?

Relena: Like Fancy LaLa?

Heero: If you were Fancy LaLa…Gundam Wing would become Macross.

Relena: *starts singing 'My Boyfriend Is A Pilot'*

Wu Fei: You know, I could see Duo and Duet as Cosmo and Wanda from The Fairly Oddparents.

Duet: Not…that any of us watch Nickelodeon on a regular basis, Wu Fei.

Duo: I found a nickel! The good news it that I named it Philip! The bad news is that it's a girl nickel…

Duet: …at least not regularly enough to quote any of it's shows. -___-

Wu Fei: Hey, Ted Cole is Speed Racer in Speed Racer X. Sorry for showing my support.

White Witch asks: Can you react about that scene in Blind Target where Heero

almost kisses Relena? Hehehe...that annoyed so many yaoi/yuri lovers!

Relena: I have yuri fans? *blink blink* HELL FUCKIN' YES!

Heero: You know… You'd think two years living in the UK would have undone some of the damage we've caused your vocabulary, Relena.

Relena: Naw… It just means I can say 'Kittens, ya fsckin' strumpet, your sauce is weak!' with a convincing accent.

Quatre: We have serious issues with just answering the questions, don't we?

Tori: Yes, you do.

Heero: *grins* I bet that's really annoying…

Tori: *narrows eyes* Answer the fucking question, Yuy.

Heero: *leans back and crosses his arms behind his head* Lovely night we're having, eh, Trowa?

Trowa: Yes, quite pleasant. How are you doing today, Quatre?

Quatre: Leave me out of this… I have no desire to get written into a three-way with Noin and my Gundam.

Tori: *eyes widen*

Quatre: NO, TORI! NO!

Tori: Awww… but I just had a great idea for a scene in the cockpit where Noin-

Quatre: NOT LISTENING! *covering ears*

Tori: So glad you stopped me… … … … HEY! HEERO! ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Heero: >__O Damnit.

White Witch asks: If you were all given a chance to change your gender, would you do it?

All: Um…

Tori: Boys, stop staring at your pants.

Boys: *heads snap up*

Girls: *giggle*

Duet: I would… but just for a day or two! I'd spend the day trying on clothes in girlie stores and having sex with people, just to see what it feels like.

Relena: Yeah… I wanna know what sex feels like for a guy. There's no such thing as bad sex for you, is there?

Heero: *shrugs* If we come, it was good. If we get to do cool stuff and then come, it's even better.

Duo: And how's the sex been these past few months?

Heero: Best I've ever had.

Wu Fei: Isn't cum 'c-u-m'?

Duet: *leans over and looks at screen* 'Come' is the verb form. 'Cum' is the noun.

Tori: Let's all debate the spellings of ecchi words another time, ne?

Wu Fei: Oop. Sorry. o__o Forgot you were typing.

Relena: So…are there any boys interested in making the switch.

Duo: *rests chin on his palm* So, what's bad sex like exactly?

Tori: x___x Oh, the topics we explore…

Relena: Shut up, Duo. At least women can have multiple orgasms.

Duo: Maybe I'd be a woman for a day and just have a lot of sex.

Relena: Please… You'd catch sight of your own breasts in the mirror and spend the rest of the day oogling yourself.

Tori: Now that we've all been thoroughly embarrassed…

Relena: … *yawns* Call me if you, like, need me… 'else I'll be upstairs. Don't feel bad about wakin' me up, either. I'm just lazy. *grabs her tea and heads upstairs*

White Witch asks: If Wu Fei and Duo are Avril fans, can I join in the madness!? I'm an Avril fan too!

Wu Fei: *sigh* Duo and I have a confession…

Duo: We actually hate Avril Lavigne with a burning passion.

Wu Fei: We make fun of her every opportunity we get.

Duo: She makes punk chicks look like a joke, and that's mean. Plus, now Duet won't wear those cute arm socks anymore because Avril killed the look.

Duet: -___- No more arm socks, no more bracelets, no more Dickies…

Wu Fei: It's fun taking the sarcasm to the extremes though… I think we did that with Digimon for, like, four months.

Duo: I would have been longer if Zack hadn't made us feel bad with his damn Patamon plushie. *shakes fist*

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: Duet, what's your favorite 3 Doors Down song?

Duet: Hi, D! Um… my favorite? I like pretty much all of them except for 'Kryptonite'. My favorite though is either "Duck And Run" or "Loser". "Be Like That" was good too, but the one on the American Pie 2 soundtrack, not the original.

Quatre: Isn't "Loser" really old? I don't even remember the words.

Duet: *shruggers* Oh well.

Heero: That ran in the same vein as "Adam's Song"…

Trowa: Yeah…why do people write suicide songs?

Tori: People love angst.

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: Does anyone else think that the song Unwell from Matchbox 20 describes Duo in so many ways?

Duo: That's not my song… *grins*

Tori: That's Ropponmatsu's theme song. Duo's is Sarah McLaughlan "Building A Mystery".

Duo: *crosses arms* I'm perfectly sane. It's the damn authoresses that're crazy.

Tori: ¬__¬

Duo: You especially! Augh! Don't even look at me! *holds up hands* Keep your crazy away!

Heero: It's sad… We have theme songs. -___-*

Tori: I thought it was a cute idea! Where you all picked out the songs that best described you and burned them onto cds. o__o I bet they'd be priceless fanfic material.

Duo: I dunno, Tor. I think at least three of the CDs have the Veggietales theme song as the first one.

Quatre: No, the first one on all of them is "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start" by the Ataris. How could you not remember? *laughs*

Trowa: Up, Down, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start, take off every zig.

Duet: I'm taking that movie away!

Duo: But you're missing the whole point of Gundam Wing Gang Orgy!

Trowa: The gay sex is just a euphemism!

Duet: *laughing* STOP!

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: Have any of you thought of duct taping Duo to a chair just so you can come on and talk to us?

Heero: I knew they secretly hated you!

Duo: No… that's just D… She beats me with blunt objects and makes fun of my typos for sport.

Heero: I hate typos.

Duo: They know, Heero. They know…

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: Yeah Duo, why can't we talk to Duet?

Duo: Because, and this might be hard for you to understand, D, sometimes, I'm working. You know, like a job. That pays money, that stuff you need to pay for things like food and electricity and water. You can talk to her whenever you want, just like anyone else, as long as I'm not busy on the computer. I just like to tease you about not talking to her.

Duet: Yup…

Duo: Comprende, muchacha?

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: This isn't a question but, Heero, I'm glad you still find my birthday wish amusing.

Heero: No problem.

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: What is your favorite Anime/Manga? (You can't pick Gundam Wing.)

Duet: I PICK GRAVITATION!

Heero: The Battle Royal manga Tokyo Pop put out are pretty good. The original movie's way better though. That or Trigun.

Duo: I think Paradise Kiss is still one of my favorites. …I'm such a girl. -__-*

Relena: Paradise Kiss is my favorite, too. I like the art style, and I wanna find a person that acts like George and torture them.

Trowa: Evangelion. It's slightly less confusing than the Bible, but a lot more entertaining.

Duo: No! Wait, I'm changing mine! Arabian Nights! I don't care how ugly Osamu Tezuka's art style is… That movie was funny as hell.

Wu Fei: I think my favorite anime is Dragon Half. It was completely brilliant.

Duet: Dragon Half was awesome!

Quatre: *quietly* I liked Evangelion.

Trowa: Eva's classic! Love how it has the end, then the end 2…

Tori: I dunno about the rest of you, but I still love Creamy Lemon. Even after all these years, it's one of the few things that can still shock me. But Humane Society is a close 53rd, just because it's a JRock band out to save the world.

Heero: o__o The band that said the world would end in 2000? Crazy JRockers…

Tori: *staring off into space* Oh Geeze… I thought that DVD said 'Sexual Experiments Lain'.

All: *much childish giggling*

Wu Fei: I wanna see that as a fic. Or better yet, a fan parody. ^__^

Heero: *laughs* That'd be so wrong… So very wrong…

Duet: Bet they already have that as a doujinshi.

Berrful Hunter (Holly) asks: To everyone- (Duo I know I already asked you this but bleh) what do you think I should do to fit in best in high school?

Heero: Depends on where you want to fit in. There's the preps, the hopelessly geeky, the druggies…

Duo: My Holly is NOT a druggie.

Duet: I think the best place to fit is that big circle of people who get along with everyone. ^__^ You know, the cool kids. Not preps, sorta punks, but too goofy to be real punks or goths. The ones in UFOs and bondage tops that skip down the hallway and glomp onto kids in khakis and Abercrombie crap.

Trowa: *glares* We do not want an army of little Duets terrorizing the nations' high schools.

Duet: But it works! First step: be nice to EVERYBODY, at least face-to-face, for as long into the year as you can stand it. This will attract some strange friends, but you'll also get some awesome ones. They will branch you out by introducing you to their friends and so on and so forth. Also, befriend the scared-looking new kids. They mostly make loyal friends.

Heero: -___- She has steps…

Duet: HEY! It WORKS, okay? Second step: Don't be quiet and subdued. Be happy and bouncy and…basically have as much fun as you can all the time. People like to have fun. Don't brood or unload all your problems on them or act sulky in front of them. Always be smiling for them and if they want to unload on you, be a quiet, attentive listener and a support for them.

Duo: Yeah, sounds good. ^__^ Oh! And the first thing people usually see when they look at you is what you're wearing. Jeans and a t-shirt are perfect to show you're neutral in the whole prep-to-punk spectrum. Wait until later in the year to drag out your badass wardrobe. It's fun to wear fishnet shirts and pants you can hide gypsies under, but not on your first day.

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Did anyone else besides Duo read the prank phone call fic on the Colony L2 penname?

Duet: I did! ^__^

Quatre: Nope.

Wu Fei: *shakes head*

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Duet did Duo ever tell you I played a little sick joke about you being pregnant in one of the chats? *gleams at Duo*

Duet: o__o *laughs* Oh, Duo… Like you wouldn't be the first to know.

Duo: Well I got scared because I was like "I know it isn't mine…"

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Everyone what is your favorite yaoi pairing? Duo can answer if he wishes, but he doesn't have to since I tortured him with the other question last time.

Quatre: Can I answer me and Evan? ^__^ That's yaoi enough.

Trowa: *shrugs* I don't really have a favorite… I think they're all pretty funny, and at times, frighteningly accurate.

Heero: Three times one… Oh, aren't we perfect for each other, dear? *leans against Trowa's chest*

Trowa: Of course, love… *puts arm around Heero's shoulders* … … … Okay, get offa me. My leg's falling asleep.

Heero: *sits up again*

Wu Fei: I think we all know my favorite, don't we, Duo? *arches an eyebrow at Duo and smirks*

Duo: Oh, Wu Fei… TRY and stop me! *takes Wu Fei's hand and kisses the back of it*

Duet: ^__^ I think this is my favorite! *pats Duo on the top of the head*

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Tori when did Duo become your bitch? And doesn't your boyfriend have a problem with that?

Tori: Duo's only my bitch when he's on-line and I need something posted. Other than that, he's pretty aggressive.

Duo: But does your boyfriend have a problem with it? *grins*

Tori: *eye twitches* I dunno, Duo. I'll ask him when I get a chance.

Duo: Why don't you ask him right now?

Tori: *grabs Duo's cell phone off the table* Alright. I'll call him. *dials and waits for him to pick up* Hey! One quick question… Do you have a problem with Duo being my bitch? …No? Alright. I love you… Bye. *hangs up*

Duo: NOT FAIR! You're supposed to write down everything that's going on! Not just your side of it!

Tori: And where in the rules did it say that!? Nowhere because I WROTE the rules, dumbass!

Duo: … LOOPHOLE! You're honor-bound to answer too! So Tori, who's your boyfriend?

Tori: I'm honor-bound to answer the readers' questions that include me, not yours! Besides, it's not like they care! I'm not relevant! You guys are!

Evan: …what are you guys doing up?

Duo: Go back to bed, Evan! Now's not a good time!

Evan: Quatre?

Quatre: I'll be there in a few minutes.

Evan: …you have weird friends… *walks back upstairs*

Trowa: *yells* We're your friends too now, Evan!

Evan: I was planning on sleeping EASY tonight, TROWA!

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: What did Q do when he saw Ty stopped showing up on Trading Spaces?

Wu Fei: Three words… Complete mental breakdown.

Quatre: He's back now. ^__^

Wu Fei: Probably because of the angry ZERO-influenced letter you wrote them.

Quatre: …I was only kidding about writing that.

Heero: What a shame… It might have made the news, too.

Wu Fei: *laughs* "Outraged Cartoon Character Demands Ty Pennington Return To Trading Spaces"

Tori: …stop referring to yourselves as cartoon characters. It makes me sound crazy.

Duo: But, Tori-

Tori: Yes, Duo. I know. I am crazy. Thank you for the obvious statement.

Duo: Heh, too easy.

Quatre: …can we do Trading Spaces?

Tori: Yeah… That would fly like a brick.

Quatre: Well, if you get enough force behind the brick…

Tori: NO!

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Raise your hands if you enjoy beating up and teasing Duo!

Heero: *raises hand slightly* Depends on the occasion…

Trowa: Yeah, we don't harass Duo non-stop or anything. We just like to rag on each other every once in a while.

Duo: *narrows eyes at Heero and Trowa*

Heero: *narrows eyes at Duo* Don't you even say YMCA.

Duo: I have yet to forgive you for that.

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Duo when you said you revoked D's permission to date me, were you admitting to something? *gleams*

Duo: *holds head in hands*

Relena: Duo?

Duo: …Cat… I'm NOT your father… I'm not D's father.. I'm nineteen, you're fifteen…it doesn't work.

Duet: o__o Can we adopt them??

Duo: *glares* Don't encourage them, Du.

Duet: Yeah, you're right… I guess that'd be weird if we wanted to, like, sleep with one of them or something.

Duo: … *holds head in hands*

Duet: WHAT!?

Duo: They read this, you know…

Duet: For reals, Duo? *grins*

Duo: *sigh* For reals… *shakes head*

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Duo ever thought of locking Heero in the closest for a

peaceful 20 minutes of being online with us ladies?

Duo: Eh?

Heero: What about locking me in a closet?

Duo: Oh, I'm always complaining about your bothering me when I'm on-line.

Heero: …meanie.

Duo: Heero… you threw a fucking orange at me. Who throws oranges at people?

Heero: I didn't throw it hard. I was just trying to get your attention.

Duo: *grins* S'ok. I got to wing it at Dave's head. Felt good. ^__^

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Duo did you SERIOUSLY play with Duet's tampons before you found out what they were?

Duo: *blushes* Well… they were in these little plastic thingies… and I didn't know what they were but when you pushed the bottom a cotton thingy came out and I was like "This is genius!" but I didn't know what it was. O__o

Duet: …so he popped them all out and was tying 'em together and him and the tampons were having a blast. *snort*…*giggle* …moron.

Duo: Well excuse me for changing the channel when your little feminine commercials come on and thereby missing out on what was apparently vital information.

Duet: Pray for his daughters…

Duo: Hey… That was in no way as bad as the time Heero thought the…thing…was part of the dust buster.

Everyone but Heero & Tori: *laugh hysterically*

Tori: …What "thing"?

Heero: *blushing slightly* …nothing.

Trowa: *laughing* Ah, geeze… That must've been a while ago if Heero was THAT naive…

Tori: What is this "thing"!?

Duet: You know… Hello Kitty makes 'em and we always laugh about it and buying one someday just for the sheer novelty of it?

Tori: That thing? O__o *laughs* Poor baby…!

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Duo(Or possibly to everybody), how much do you talk about us!?!? (Us being... Shinigami's Angels... and the guild ladies...)

Duo: We don't talk about you that much… Just once in a while someone'll ask how you're all doing.

Duet: Or when we have to remind him to make an appearance on-line so you don't think he's dead. ^__^*

Duo: …and sometimes I blame things on you.

Duet: …or I blame things on you. *laughs* But only when you're actually responsible.

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Duo...how many people did you show my picture too? Who saw it? O.o;; *can't remember*

Duo: I dunno…That was a while ago.

Heero: Quatre and I saw.

Duet: Kate's a cutie. ^__^

Duo: Get your own underage lover.

Duet: Fine! I'll take Cat then!

Duo: You'll hafta fight D for her.

Duet: Tia?

Duo: Nope. She's my girlfriend.

Duet: Lil?

Duo: She's my number one ho.

Duet: >__< Fine! I'll stick to being the victim.

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: To everybody, what's your favorite Disney song?

Trowa: Disney is the spawn of Satan.

Quatre: -___-* Anything but that song from Aladdin.

Wu Fei: Prince Ali-ali-ali-ali-Raberba!

Quatre: Shut up! … Did the radio just offer us tickets for the Return of Hanson concert?

Heero: That's what I thought. O__o

Duo: YAY! HANSON'S COMING BACK!

Tori: So much for staying on topic…

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: To everyone, does anybody like Good Charlotte? If so what's your favorite song? ((Say Anything and Young and Hopeless rock!))

Wu Fei: Good Charlotte? *snort*

Heero: They used to be good…

Duo: Now now… Be nice… They're not terrible.

Trowa: This from the boy excited about a Hanson comeback?

Duo: Silence, Flock of Seagulls.

Trowa: Forgive me, Mr. Blessed Union Of Souls.

Duo: You wanna compare bands? Huh, Oasis?

Trowa: I wouldn't talk, Mindless Self Indulgence.

Duo: Jealous, Juliana Theory?

Quatre: Don't make fun of Juliana Theory!

Tori: Alright, boys…

Duo: Mind your business, you Gackt groupie.

Tori: I will take your punk ass down, you little Alkaline Trio queebo.

Duo: X Japan!

Tori: Hot Hot Heat!

Duo: Siam Shade!

Tori: Maroon 5!

Duo: Dir en Grey!

Tori: Nirvana!

Duo: TMRevolution!

Tori: VAST!

Duo: Oh… That was a low blow.

Wu Fei: *finishes his Corona* I'm so glad I won't remember this stupidity tomorrow morning…

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Does anybody listen to Evanescence or Linkin Park? Favorite song?

Heero: Evanescence is overplayed… But it's cool to have some girls in the genre that don't suck.

Duo: I like Linkin Park… They can get their message across without profanity, which is so much more than I am capable of. I think my favorite song by them is Forgotten.

Duet: I haven't heard their old CD in so long… I can't remember any of it. But the new song, Faint, is pretty good. All their stuff is good.

Wu Fei: I don't know why, but suddenly I want to listen to the Offspring.

Quatre: *points to CD case next to the stereo* Americana's in there somewhere.

Trowa: I think after around 1:30 in the morning, we just stop making sense.

Heero: In order for that to happen, we would have to have made sense to begin with.

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Did anyone else know I have a son?

Wu Fei: Isn't she, like, fifteen?

Duo: In a few weeks, yeah. She's talking about RPs, Fei.

Wu Fei: You never know with girls these days… Not our girls, of course, but some.

Heero: Because we're just shining examples of chastity and purity, aren't we?

Wu Fei: Certainly.

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Did you also know Duo is the father of my son? *laughsatthefactthatonlytwootherpeoplegetthis*

Duet: *gasp*

Duo: O__O

Duet: Can I pet him!?

Duo: X__x*

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Why are all the Gundam Wing songs hentai? *holds up lyrics to Take Off To the Sky*

Trowa: Not really. Just Communication and Rhythm Emotion are probably the worst.

Heero: Hanasanaide!

Tori: Osorenaide!

Heero: Iie! Yuzuranaide!

Tori: Hai~!

Duo: E-aye… Hi… Speak ENGLISH!

Heero: Now where's the fun in that?

Duo: Tu eres un haz quien lames las heces.

Heero: *glare* What'd he say?

Duet: I think he called you a poo-licking queer.

Duo: …more or less.

Quatre: *busying himself by smooshing together the double-stuffed Keebler elves cookies* No I don't believe in elves…

Wu Fei: *watching Quatre in fascination and eating the already smooshed ones*

Tori: This is why Reality Literature never made it big. -___-*

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: What's your favorite Gundam Wing song? Mine is Wild Wing... *drools* Toshihiko Seki's voice is so sexy...

Duo: *snort* Seki ain't sexy…

Tori: His voice is. ^__^ Don't make fun of Mr. Toshihiko! You sound like him when you try and speak Japanese.

Duo: That's sad… Japanese is his native language. -___-* I like the lyrics to 'So Alright' but I think 'Ai wa Ryuusei' is the best song.

Trowa: I like 'In My Words Alone' the best… They lyrics are good, the song itself it decent… It's fine except for the actual singing.

Heero: Hey! Leave Hikaru alone…

Duet: Mmm… Ryuzou has such a sexy voice… Especially in 'Grasp The Truth'. But nothing can touch 'I'm Your Friend'.

Wu Fei: That song's in a league all it's own.

Quatre: *blushes* You're so mean.

Wu Fei: I think 'Wild Wing' is good. But frankly, the image songs are mostly mindless Jpop.

Heero: They should have just let Kyo from Dir En Grey write the lyrics. Gundam Wing would have been so much better off.

Tori: That would have been interesting…

Duo: Oh! I pick Insect as my song!

Duet: Dibs on Mitsu To Tsuba!

Both: Show…Lie…Mad…Sexual… Hehehe…

Quatre: Heh, Hydra…

Trowa: *laughs* I can see it. *raises hand timidly* I-I want to be an anarchist too.

All: *laugh*

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Everybody, who thinks Ty Pennington is hot sexy beast!?!? *grins over at Quatre*

Quatre: *narrows eyes* He's MINE, Kate. I refuse to share him.

Duo: What's yours is hers, Q. I sold you to her for four dollars.

Quatre: What!? I better be getting 50% of that.

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Did anybody watch the Trading Spaces memorial day marathon?? ^_^ ...there were TWO comments about Ty's butt in the designers cut... >.>

Quatre: I don't like that new designer they have. Kia, or whatever her name is. She takes themes way too far. …and she was looking at my Ty. NO ONE looks at my Ty that way.

Trowa: *opens up the Trading Spaces book on the side table* Ooo~ooo… I'm looking at Ty that wa~ay…

Quatre: TROWA!

Someone Upstairs: SHUT UP!

Everyone: *blink blink*

Duet: I think that was Kim.

Duo: Yeah, Fei, keep your girlfriend under control.

Duet: *glares* … *takes Duo's hand and bites his thumb*

Duo: OW! *pulls his hand away* You know… sometimes I wonder… just what the hell is going through your head.

Duet: Hey… Who ate all the Keebler cookies?

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Duo, if you went streaking past my house, I think I'd notice. *grins* *glomps* ^_^ Ok, this wasn't a question but yeah...

Duo: *crosses his arm* Maybe I'm a ninja. Maybe I went ninja streaking.

Trowa: *holds head in hands* Honestly, Duo… You say the strangest things.

Heero: BWAHAHA! The art of Nekkid Ninjitsu! I have taught you well, grasshopper!

Trowa: You need to stop being friends with Heero.

Duo: NINJA HUGS! *hugs Heero*

Heero: Awww! Ninja Hugs! *hugs him back*

Wu Fei: *laughing* Hehehe… What the hell? ^__^*

Quatre: It's way past their bedtime… -___-*

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Everybody, what's you favorite Disney movie?

Trowa: Duet, wake up. *shove*

Duet: I am awake… The Lion King. *snuggle*

Duo: This Keebler elf is holding a sign that says 'buckets'.

Quatre: Mysterious… *takes it from Duo and smooshes it*

Duo: NOOO! You killed Buckets!

Quatre: …that was his name?

Duo: Um… maybe.

Tori: Have you completely lost interest in these questions?

Duet: Not completely. I'm sure Wu Fei is still paying attention.

Wu Fei: What?

Duet: Never mind. I lied.

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: Heh... Do any of you know of the Disney Hentai Song? ^_^

Heero: Disney has a hentai song?

Duo: I wouldn't put it past them…

Wu Fei: Oh you know, the one from the Aristocats where the one cat falls in the water and so they call sing about Pussy being-

Quatre: *puts his hand over Wu Fei's mouth* I'll spare you from writing that down, Tori.

Trowa: Was that an actual song?

Wu Fei: How would I know? I've never even seen the Aristocats.

Tori: *snorts* So strange…

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: This is a lot of questions from me, ne? Am I annoying anybody yet?

Duo: I hate these questions… -___-

Tori: Nope! Keep 'em comin', Kate!

Duo: T__T Ka~ate!

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: What is your favorite scene from Gundam Wing?

Duo: The one where I'm looking for Heero on Libra and I blow open the door and all you see are sheets shifting and I get all flustered and say something like "Definitely NOT was I was expecting."

Wu Fei: Heh, that was good one… I like where Heero set his own broken bone. The very idea of Heero doing that. *laughs* I mean, I could see him trying…

Trowa: No, the best one was when Quatre went insane and there's that fifteen second stretch of him breathing, then two minutes of him laughing like a lunatic.

Duo: Oh God… Not Quatre breathing… -___-*

Heero: I liked when Quatre and I were walking into the Sanq Kingdom school and all the girls were like "Wow! It's Quatre's man-slave!" because I wasn't dressed nice.

Quatre: *laughs* They said "bodyguard"… Hm, I liked the end of the Endless Waltz movie where Duo's bartering with the scrap dealer and he gets all mad and starts punching things into the calculator. For some reason that always sticks in my mind.

Duet: I liked when Duo went to visit Quatre at his office and Quatre got all excited. It was so cute. ^__^

Sailor Aurora Helios (Kate) asks: What's your favorite quotes from Gundam Wing?

Duo: Hey you! I'm calling you!

Heero: *laughs*

Duo: You won't even acknowledge our help! Here I am… Mr. Nice Guy! Offering to fix your mobile suit with mine, but you just brush me right off.

Heero: I don't want anybody touching my mobile suit. That's all, pal.

Duo: Well that's a joke. You haven't even got the parts! The best engineers in the world couldn't repair machines without the parts… Mechanics need parts for repair, not like you and your leg. Ya see what I'm sayin'? … Ugh… Why did I even bother to rescue this guy in the first place? He's antisocial, thinks he's Evil Kinevil, and hardy speaks! Yanno, you've got such a gloomy personality… Why don't you give up and stop pretending to be human!

Heero: Hey!

Duo: Heh, what is it? You're too late if you think you're gonna ask for my help…

Heero: Could you keep it down over there?

Duo: Yeah, sure… forgive me for "interrupting".

Everyone else: *blink blink*

Wu Fei: That's sad…

Duet: One may think that OZ's military power rooted in its mobile suit forces may result in excess rule.. The word rule is commonly associated with oppression and arrogant actions. I look at it as a way of governing to keep people's unnecessary ambitions under control. God let people run free. People need to be rule and that can only be done with a system of rule and control that surpasses that of God's…since God lets them do what they want. I'm sure God will understand the steps we're taking.

Wu Fei: That's even sadder…

Trowa: Earth. The-

Wu Fei: NO! We are NOT listening to that whole speech.

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka (Lucia) asks: To everyone, including Tori, what is the best book in the HHGttG series? Life, The Universe, and Everything right?

Trowa: Mostly Harmless. It has Arthur's daughter, Random, and she's awesome.

Duo: Yeah, Random's cool.

Duet: No way. So Long And Thanks For All The Fish was the best. It had "We apologize for the inconvenience." *laughs* Oh! And it made a cameo in Full Metal Panic!

Quatre: I like the first one best, just because of the whole page it spent talking about towels. ^__^

Heero: I think The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe was best written though.

Wu Fei: I'm with Quatre. You just can't mess with the original.

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka (Lucia) asks: To everyone, including Tori, let's say you get a hold of a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy (I mean the electronic one, not the book). What are the top three things you'd look up?

Duet: Oooh, tough one…

Duo: I think I'd look up our names first, just to see if it had anything on us…because I'm egotistical like that. Then, I dunno… I guess we're more than three anyway.

Heero: I'd look up advanced schematics for bipedal mechs and stuff like that. Then I'd give Sotsu a nice nine-story surprise.

Duet: Holy shit, that would make my life, like, a thousands times more worth living.

Quatre: Too violent… I'd look up- o__o *leans over and turns 'Pink Dinosaur' off the MP3 player* We're listening to Juliana Theory. I'd look up the histories of other worlds, just for the humor value.

Tori: I'd check out great works of literature. ^__^ That'd be entertaining.

Trowa: Yeah. Or other forms of entertainment, too.

Wu Fei: I'd check out what it had to say about things like 'God' and… 'pineapples'.

Heero: Because the two are closely related…

Wu Fei: Of course.

((The rest was completed on the flight to Japan))

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka (Lucia) asks: If you could kill one person (preferably a celebrity), who would you kill?

Trowa: Carrot Top. Oh please, God… just five seconds and one bullet…///__<

Duo: Every member of the band Flock Of Seagulls for inspiring Trowa's hair.

Trowa: *over-the-seat-whap*

Heero: Um… the Republican Party.

Tori: You guys really hate Republicans, don't you?

Heero: Only their ideals… We don't have much against the people themselves. Remove the ideas and you have…sane people.

Duet: o__o I donwanna kill anybody. People are people too.

Quatre: o___o Ditto…

Wu Fei: I'd say Avril, but I don't really want her dead. I just want to lock her in a room with everyone going to Warped Tour and watch.

Trowa: …how is that not a death sentence?

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka (Lucia) asks: Let's say Andy (Andrew Joshua Talon) writes you into the X-Men fic. What powers would you ask for?

Duo: Super Fic-Escaping powers.

Tori: *across-the-aisle-whap*

Duo: ..and by that I mean doppelgangers.

Duet: I wanna morph into animals! >^-^<

Wu Fei: I think Iceman's got it pretty good. That, or some pyrotechnics.

Trowa: I want heat vision…just because I want Scott's visor.

Quatre: You have that visor.

Trowa: It doesn't work. *frustrated sigh*… *laughs*

Heero: I think Rogue has the coolest powers…

Tori: But then you'd never get to touch anyone.

Heero: …fuck that. I'll be Gambit then.

Quatre: Well, we're not exactly locked in constant combat, so I think something like teleportation is just plain more practical.

Duo: Why be practical when you can fuck with peoples' heads?

Heero: Duo, the mere though of there ever being more than one of you is enough to keep anyone awake at night.

Duo: See? It's working already!

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka says: Word Association time! Say the first thing that comes to your mind:

a- Cheese

Wu Fei: Cake.

Trowa: Altoids.

Duet: Goat.

Heero: Cheetos.

Duo: Lawn Chair.

Quatre: Wine.

b- Loud

Trowa: Coffee Talk.

Duet: The ice maker.

Duo: Music.

Quatre: Between classes.

Heero: Silence.

Wu Fei: Kim.

c- Tori

Duo: Hitler.

Quatre: Birds.

Trowa: Funny.

Wu Fei: Otaku

Heero: Mine.

Duet: MINE!

Heero: MINE!

Duet: *presses his 'call flight attendant' button*

Heero: NO! *presses hers*

Flight Attendant: …please children. *glare*

d- Duo

Trowa: Catholic.

Quatre: Braid. ^__^

Duo: Obnoxious. … … o__o I mean sexy.

Wu Fei: Mine.

Heero & Duet: Yours.

e- Bed

Heero: Sleep.

Wu Fei: Choo-choo train sheets.

Duo: Uncreative place to have sex.

Duet: Hey! That was mine! *pinches Duo*

Trowa: Weirdoes… You made me forget my word.

Quatre: Bath and Beyond. *cuddles against Evan*

Evan: O__o You queer.

Both: *laugh*

f- Drink

Wu Fei: The Weird Al Show theme song.

Duo: Tequila.

Quatre: Non-alcoholic

Trowa: Water.

Duet: Twenty-one…. *snicker*

Heero: What the flight attendant was supposed to bring me, like, half an hour ago.

g- Chi

Duet: Chobits!

Heero: Blood.

Trowa: Yu Yu Hakusho.

Wu Fei: Focus.

Duo: Elmer's Glue.

Quatre: Hideki.

h- Glue

Duo: O__o Mysterious…

Duet: Eighth grade.

Heero: Twizzlers.

Quatre: Cosplay hair.

Trowa: Alternative to hair gel.

Wu Fei: Whippets. *laughs*

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka (Lucia) asks: Do these questions annoy you?

Duo: Very much. *twitch* Deidre's in particular.

Trowa: Which one's Deidre?

Duo: Ooooh, Deidre knows damn well who she is and that's all that matters.

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka (Lucia) asks: Why the hell were last chapter's questions answer at one in the morning?! Don't you guys sleep?!

Quatre: Well, we couldn't keep kicking Evan and everyone out of the house…

Duet: Sleep? What is this sleep you speak of?

Wu Fei: It's that time between sex and YuGiOh on Friday nights.

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka (Lucia) asks: What do you think of the song "Drops of Jupiter" by Train? Just curious.

Duo: It was way overplayed in its hayday.

Trowa: Typical pop stuff.

Quatre: *shrugs* There was nothing special about it.

Wu Fei: Reminded me of that kid on All That that used to answer "Jupiter" for everything.

Lucia Iris Legaia Tanaka (Lucia) asks: Who is you favorite member of T2M (it's me right?), or do just hate us all?

Heero: Tori.

Duet: Anyone but Tori.

Duo: *narrows eyes* I hate T2M. I will kill them all and leave their broken bodies as a warning to other.

Tori: Duo!

Duo: And by that I mean Alisha. o__o

Tori: Stop doing that, you asstree.

Duo: ASSTREE!?

Other people on the plane: *stare*

Duo: *pulls the bill of his hat down and blushes*

Deathblade asks: WuFei, I like you and I'm Chinese but can you beat Duo in a match with swords?

Wu Fei: Depends on the blade. Duo can't handle any swordplay beyond a fencing sabre.

Duo: But I can kick your ass in sabre.

Wu Fei: And I can kick your ass at anything else.

Heero: I dunno, Fei. He's pretty mean with an epée.

Wu Fei: That's only because he's a complete spazoid. It's impossible to hold a epée steady when he's hopping up and down and grinning and singing Good Charlotte right in front of you.

~*~*~*~

Iruka Yuywell (Alisha) asks: Evan, what do you look like? I'd like to get a mental picture of you and Q together. (if I get a good enough one maybe I'll draw it and send it to y'all)

Evan: I got a question?

Duo: *narrows eyes* Welcome to hell, Evan.

Evan: No, it's cool. *laughs* Let's see.. I'm about Trowa's height, maybe a little taller. Blue-ish/ grey-ish eyes. Darkish-brown hair.

Quatre: Handsome. *smiles*

Tori: Build verging on muscular… Hair just a little bit shaggy…

Quatre: Sweet.

Duet: *glares* He's one of those gay guys that make you angry at God for making them gay.

Tori: Well, that's the end of the questions. ^__^

Duo: Finally… Where's Dorothy?

Duet: Bathroom.

Duo: Oh. *looks between crack in seats* And where's Sean?

Duet: *arches eyebrow, but keeps on reading her magazine* Bathroom…

Duo: Ooo… *turns around and sits down again* … … … OH!

Duet: Got it?

Duo: *sigh* Brings back memories… ^__^