Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Letters To The Gundam Pilots ❯ Chapter 11 ( Chapter 12 )

Wu Fei: Why the hell does this fic have twelve chapters!?

Tori: Because… people keep asking questions. They find amusement in your suffering.

Wu Fei: Apparently. But…it's kinda fun. I mean, we explore some interesting topics.

Tori: Don't let Duo hear you say that.

Wu Fei: *pauses* WHOO-HOO! ANOTHER FIFTY QUESTIONS FOR LTTP! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED!

Tori: o.o Dear…God.

Duo: I'M TAKING THAT DAMN FUCKIN' FIC DOWN NEXT TIME YOU ASK ME TO POST SOMETHING!

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At the mall food court on a Friday night…

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: Tori, how are you doing? Good? (nods) That's good. Anyway, I'm amazed at how long this fic has run, but who wants to see it end?

Duo: *hand shoots up* I WANT IT TO END! PICK MEEEEE!

Tori: I'm doin' just fine, Talon-kun! ^__^ Lost my job because of a little issue at Sotsu, but I've got two other ones…one that brings in money; one that sucks it up again. ^__^* And there's that bit of a surprise on the way which we're all thrilled about. How've you been?

Quatre: Tori, dear, you're talking to your computer again.

Tori: *makes fist* But my mother's not here to call the clinic this time. Huzzah!

Trowa: When she lost her job she lost the meager remains of her sanity with it, it seems.

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: Heero, have you been treating Tori right? I don't care if you ARE the Perfect Soldier, I'll kick your ass if you're not.

Trowa: Uh-oh, man. Talon's threatening to kick your ass. I'd avoid dark alleys.

Wu Fei: …and Star Trek conventions.

Heero: Shut up you two. Of course I treat her right. I love her.

Tori: ¬­­__¬ Warm fuzzies… ^__^

Heero: …and I'm terrified of her mom.

Duet: *rolls her eyes* Scuzzy over here goes all soft around her.

Heero: *rubs forehead* Can we not call me that?

Quatre: *laughs* Better than him being struck dumb.

Duo: For all your pimping, you're a pretty sorry character around people you really like.

Heero: Thanks, Duo. *holds his heart* That means a lot.

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: You guys have orgies? O_O ... When I'm 18, can I join in? (beats perverted side of brain) BAD! BAD, DIRTY, THOUGHTS!

Duet: Sure thing, Andy! Just a heads up though? It's Bring Your Own Mattress.

Wu Fei: And another heads up… *inspecting his hands* You better be prepared to swing both ways unless you're got some good senses because it's pitch black.

Trowa: We are firm believers in the divinity of Dionysus and the truth in his teachings…

Quatre: *laughing* And they say friendships with benefits never really work out.

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: How long are you all going to be in New Jersey? I hope to meet you all at least once, as I'm probably going to college in South Carolina.

Trowa: Well, we live there, for now… We've been living there for a good three or four years.

Wu Fei: *glances at Duo* And we'll see how much longer that lasts.

Duo: So many minors, so little time. *sheepish grin*

Quatre: We go to college in North Carolina. That's probably a lost closer than New Jersey.

Tori: You know what's not close to New Jersey or North Carolina?

Heero: What?

Tori: Sendai.

Duo: WHAT!? NO! We're being good! T__T Please don't take us back to Japan…

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: What do you think of my writing in general, and be honest. It sucks, doesn't it...? ARGH!

Duet: Honestly, I haven't read much of it since you stopped writing Gundam Wing.

Trowa: It's not your writing; it's your choice of anime. Your Ah! My Goddess and Love Hina fandoms go against all that is good and pure in anime.

Duet: And by good and pure you mean anything by Gainax and all the head trip anime?

Quatre: And ABe's stuff.

Trowa: The "thinking" anime.

Duet: We forgot Gravitation. …and hentai.

Wu Fei: …Gravitation and hentai and head trips alright…

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: Decided on any majors yet?

Duet: Psychology! *holds hand to the side of her mouth* O-hohohohohohohohoho!

Tori: O.o You do that so well…

Duo: When I grow up, I wanna be a guidance counselor. ^__^

Heero: Like that's ever gonna happen…

Trowa: I still wanna be a rock star. *laughs* Nah, maybe I'll teach Band or Philosophy or…something. I'm getting my teaching degree, so I might as well.

Wu Fei: I like the sciences. I suck at math though, so I'd probably do Biology or maybe some basic Chemistry.

Quatre: I'm studying English Literature and English Theory and stuff. I'd like to be an English teacher.

Heero: I'm getting my teaching degree too. Minor in math. Maybe I'll teach Woodshop so long as they don't let Duo in.

Duo: *rolls his eyes* Like I'd never nailed you in the stomach before then.

Tori: So with the exception of Duet and Duo… You're all gonna be teachers?

Duo: *raises his hand* I wanna double as a gym teacher or a coach!

Duet: Mm. I wouldn't mind teaching Psychology. And I'd be really cool to coach fencing.

Tori: -___-* Pray to God you don't all teach at the same school… And I pity all your future students.

Wu Fei: Aw, c'mon! We're awesome!

Duo: Whaddya you wanna be Tori? *pokes* Eh? *pokes* Eh??

Tori: ¬__¬ …a teacher.

Duo: *grins* Oh really? Of whaaaaaaaat?

Tori: Japanese or Creative Writing.

Duo: I might be wrong here, but wouldn't you have to be able to write to be a Creative Writing teacher?

Tori: Really, Duo… You should just break my legs and then follow me around and kick me in the shins every time it looks like I'm ready to walk again.

Duo: Mmmm… Verbal abuse takes so much less effort though.

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: Like the movie School of Rock? I did ^_^

Heero: Haven't seen it…

Duet: *ticking them off on her fingers* We've seen Kill Bill

Quatre: Unadulterated awesomeness

Duet: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Quatre: Kinda lame…

Duet: Cold Creek Manor

Quatre: Craaaaaaaap.

Duet: Scary Movie 3

Quatre: The good parts made up for the stupid ones.

Duet: The Matrix: Revolutions

Quatre: Keanu's hot in the trench coat and sunglasses.

Duet: Annnnd, I think that's it… There are probably more.

Trowa: We're back into the habit of going to the movies every week or so… *laughs*

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: What would you do with an inter-dimensional portal generator?

Heero: I'd catch me some Pokémon.

Duo: I'd get a real Gundam! ^____^ *hugs himself* Oooo, Deathscythe….

Duet: You are a huge freak.

Duo: Yes, but I'm your freak.

Duet: Yes, that's correct. Until the bidding stops in *glances at cell phone* seven hours and twelve minutes, you're my freak. Then you belong to some sex-depraved hentai otaku.

Duo: *eye twitches* Fuckin' eBay…

Andrew Joshua Talon asks: Chii?

Quatre: o.o Chii?

Trowa: *looks at Quatre* Chii?

Heero: Chii.

Duo: *gasp* CHII! *smacks Heero on the arm*

Duet: Behold the power of Chiis! ^__^

Wu Fei: *bursts out laughing* Duet, that was SO lame!

Lady Emrys asks: Did you guys ever see the Animatrix, and if so, did you find it even a little disturbing that the guy from 'Program' is named Duo? (I did.)

Duo: I dunno.. I felt kinda warm and fuzzy inside… Like he's…my long-missing brother.

Trowa: He's a well-muscled middle-aged black man, Duo.

Duo: We're all children of God, friend Trowa.

Trowa: You 'friend Trowa' me again and I'll hit you.

Duo: Yes, of course.

Wu Fei: The Animatrix… Who the hell let that damn Peter Chung asshole touch it?

Duet: Really… Anyone who had anything to do with Aeon Flux or that Reign shit should stay the hell away from something as good as The Matrix.

Quatre: But The Matrix: Reloaded was awful…And The Matrix: Revolutions was only saved because the second half of it was awesome.

Duet: In order for The Matrix to be within Chung's scope, it would have to be reduced to a 1950's civil war epic, then crapped out of mad cow's ass. *crosses her arms*

Duo: Duet… really hates anything that has to do with those responsible for Reign.

Lady Emrys asks: If you could dress as any visual kei/jpop idol for Halloween (or even a convention), who would you be and why?

Duet: Oh, Shinya! I wish I was that pretty… Have you seen how cute they all look with their new styles?

Duo: *sighs* That was a bounce-back.

Quatre: I'd go as Gackt! I bet I could get my hair like his with enough gel.

Trowa: Kohta from Pierrot. He's awesome.

Heero: Mmmm… Maybe Hyde from L'Arc-en-Ciel. I like him.

Duo: I've always been a Toshiya man myself… *grins*

Wu Fei: Kaoru! *flicks his hair over his shoulder and grins*

Lady Emrys asks: Can you help me with my Japanese homework?

Wu Fei: He can. *points at Heero*

Heero: No, she can. *points at Tori*

Tori: No hablo japones!

Lady Emrys asks: Who's the best fencer?

Duet: Tori. She's practiced all sorts of swordplay.

Tori: Daddy spoiled his kids. ^__^ But I think she meant out of you six.

Trowa: Well, for what weapon? Quatre's the best at epée, then me and Wu Fei. Duet's the best sabre…Heero, Duo, and her have pretty much equal wins and losses against other fencers, but among the three, Duet has an agility advantage. And not ones of us can demean ourselves enough to touch a foil.

Duet: Oh, don't talk like that just because you hate foil. A true warrior is a master of all weapons!

Trowa: Okay, so Duet's best at foil too since she's the only one who'll touch one.

Duet: Quatre beats me at sabre sometimes, Tro. Even you've been known to.

Quatre: I'm really a poor sabre fencer though. If I win, it's only because I fence erratically. The same way beginners beat professionals; dumb luck and completely unpredictable screw ups that win touches.

Heero: I hate fencing beginners… They have weird footwork.

Duo: Sabre beginners are the worst. Their en guardés are all over the place.

Heero: I hate the ones who don't understand the concept of right of way… They just end up impaling you or flicking you after you've already won the touch.

Trowa: Wiii-ah! *holds up a chopstick*

Heero: *grabs a chopstick off his own tray* En guardé!

Both: *start poking at each other*

Wu Fei: It really is the best sport though. Where else are you handed a weapon and told to whack the crap out of someone with it?

Duet: Now if we only started on archery again, we'll be all ready to visit Narnia!

Trowa: Some good times in third grade searching for doorways to that place, ne?

Duo: We found the doorway. It's called smoking a bowl in front of a unicorn poster.

Heero & Wu Fei: *crack up*

Lady Emrys asks: What do you guys think about all the Japanese singers and bands changing their images (like Hyde bleaching his hair or Dir en Grey going... *GASP* ...normal, well, as normal as they can get)?

Duet: I think they look cute…*pouts*

Heero: It's natural. They have to keep their image fresh, and what's less expected than quasi-normalcy?

Tori: Ne, Siam Shade needs a make-over. Their songs are hot, but they're not.

Duo: Monkey Science!

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: You know Heero and Fei are just BEGGING someone to ask…^_^ So what are your penis sizes?

Trowa: Well way to go, Heero and Wu Fei.

Tori: *pulls tape measure out of bag and holds it out*

Heero: *grins* Large.

Tori: *sighs and puts measure back on the table*

Heero: In fact, I'd say just about everyone's a large.

Duet: Mine's the best. It's a solid ten--

Tori: PLEASE don't…speak. Anymore. Just sit quietly and look pretty.

Duo: So are we not answering the question again?

Wu Fei: *grinning, nods at Heero* We just did answer.

Quatre: They actually did… And Heero could have made a joke or something, but he was honest.

Duo: How is "large" an answer?

Heero: Cat didn't say if she wanted it in centimeters or inches or anything. She just asked for a size, and if 'large' is good enough for t-shirts, it's good enough for us.

Wu Fei: This is about to become one of these horrible long-running jokes.

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Just wondering...Heero, Fei...Did you actually want someone to ask that?

Wu Fei: *laughs* Doesn't matter either way! We've got nothing to hide.

Duet: Really… Do you think Tori and I would be hanging around them still if they weren't up to par?

Tori: Things can be bought.

Duet: And you shushed me when I brought that up last question. Shame on you! Don't lower yourself to my standards!

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Tori, are you going to be at the 2004 Otakon? If yes, look for me, Nee, and Rach!

Tori: I don't know if I'll be able to make it. It's awfully close to my due date.

Wu Fei: You can't just drop a sentence like that in front of them without an explanation!

Tori: Duo and Heero already told them.

Quatre: The ladies aren't the only ones that ready your fics obviously.

Duo: Oh! Can I explain it!?

Heero: *points to Tori's stomach* Baby. Next question.

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Duo I miss you, and every time you are online I'm not *pouts* I have SOOOO much to tell you about tractor driving and my new boyfriend. So when you get the time get online. ^__^ I LOVE YOU DUO!

Duo: ^__^ I love you too, Cat! You're never on when I am though.

Heero: Hey, Cat. No 'hi' for me?

Duo: You keep your taint away from her, you man-whore!

Heero: o.o What'd I do? She's my friend, too!

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Duet...Duo told me the horrible news. I am sorry you couldn't find Jack on your Honeymoon. It would have been so cool to bring him back to the states, ne?

Duet: I know! *gasp* We found one at Comiket though! His costume was sooooo perfect! He looked EXACTLY like Johnny Depp!

Trowa: This genius tried to lure him to our table with a canned coffee so she could have her way with him.

Duet: …shut up. He was hot.

Wu Fei: *mimicking Duet* Eek! Did you see him? (See who?) CAPTAIN JACK~ SPARROW! ^___^ Tee hee! Ohhhhh my gosh, I bet his penis is huge!

Duet: *backfists Wu Fei in the chest*

Quatre: She was in her Duo costume at the time. I wasn't like she could go hit on him.

Duet: Good point. I do make a convincing boy.

Duo: A very pretty boy. *pats her on the head*

Duet: *buries her face in her arms* Oh man… I was SO close to having an awesome story for the girls.

Duo: And for doujinshi artists everywhere.

Cat Youkai (Cat) asks: Last question...Duo will you be able to survive till 2007?

Duo: I certainly hope so… … …Guys, that Hispanic lady keeps glaring at us.

All: *look at the lady*

Wu Fei: Shit, guys, she's got a broom. o.o I think she knows about all the sugar packets that "fell" into my pocket.

Duet: What time is it? *checks her cell again* It's only nine thirty. *looks around* There are still some people here.

Quatre: Maybe she's just checking us out.

Trowa: Regardless, we should get going. We'll finish at home. *stands up and takes his tray*

Duet: Alright. *gets up and follows him to the trash, then back to the table* … *pantses Trowa*

All: ^___^ Hehehe…

Trowa: … *just stands there, then pulls his khakis back up and tightens the belt*

Heero: *throws out the rest of the stuff on the table*

Duet: *hands stuffed in front of sweatshirt, waiting*

Trowa: *pantses Duet*

Duet: o.o

Hispanic lady: *laughing*

Duet: *shrugs and starts walking away with her pants around her ankles*

Quatre: o.o *turns to Trowa* I so though she was gonna just flip out at you.

Duet: *pulls up her pants* Why? I deserved it. I pantsed him.

Duo: Do we need any more evidence that she's the coolest girl in the world? *grins*

Back at the apartment…

Silver Raye Adams (Silver) asks: *smacks self* I meant the previously mentioned Pocky ads that you lot were in...

Quatre: You can probably find scans of them from Japanese magazines.

Heero & Wu Fei: *messing with the music playlist, suddenly start blaring the Japanese Pokémon theme*

All: x.x

Duet & Duo: *start singing along*

The Rest: *join in until the song ends*

All: *look at each other and burst out laughing*

Quatre: Hehe… I love you guys.

Heero: Put the Rocket Dan song on!

Silver Raye Adams (Silver) asks: As for the Kira that Zer0Kataru mentioned, I think she may mean Kira Yamato from Gundam Seed.

Trowa: Fuck Gundam Seed.

Quatre: Oh, be nice. At least it's not old Gundam.

Evanescence Kid a.k.a. Death's Victim asks: All, what do you most regret and why?

Duo: We regret nothing.

Wu Fei: *holds up index finger and closes his eyes* If not for the decisions we made yesterday, we would not be who we are today.

Quatre: And we're happy being who we are. ^__^

Duet: *skipping through songs* Hey, it beats having a normal family life with…rules and things. ^__^*

Heero & Trowa: What's this formation? Imakuni!? Kobayashi!? Ramond!?!?!? (Me?) Such a strange combination! Who are we? A Super Unit Sen-SATION! Suzukisan!!!! Iiiiit's SHOWTIME!

Duet, Quatre, Wu Fei, Tori: O.o*******

Duet: Anata no hoshi mono, watashi-

Wu Fei: ¬__¬ *tickle attacks her*

Duet: AHHHHHHHHHH!

All: *sit in silence for a few seconds except for the music player*

Trowa, Heero & Duet: *burst out singing along again* Please, oh please, oh kokamashimasho! Watashi ta anata no na neka-o! Onegai ni onegai ni-

Duo: YOU ARE ALL INSANE! …INSANE!

Trowa, Heero & Duet: *grinning*

Tori: Woah… I can't romanize. o.o …mondegreens…

Evanescence Kid a.k.a. Death's Victim asks: Tori, what was your favorite subject in grade school?

Tori: Ooo A question! I can die happy!

Duo: You lead a very full life.

Tori: *sticks tongue out at Duo* My favorite subject was physical education. ^__^ I liked it much better than sitting in the classroom.

Wu Fei: She liked to check out the other girls while they changed.

Tori: … … …I had your girlfriend.

Wu Fei: Something we have in common I see.

Evanescence Kid a.k.a. Death's Victim asks: Wu Fei, if you had a choice of weapon to kill Duo which of the following would you choose: A)A sniper B)Your katana C)A flamethrower or D)Your Gundam?

Wu Fei: Why would I kill Duo? *pats Duo's thigh* Duo's my friend.

Duo: Ooooh Wu Fei… Touch me right there…! *leans back and covers his eyes with his arm*

Wu Fei: I could so just hit you in the balls right now, you moron.

Duo: Nnnnn… Fuck me good.

Wu Fei: *porn thwacks Duo instead*

Duo: Eek! My nipple!

Evanescence Kid a.k.a. Death's Victim asks: Heero, what's your favorite book?

Heero: *rolls his eyes and ignores Duo and Wu Fei* Favorite book? I dunno. I'll just stick with The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy I guess.

Trowa: Nothing more original?

Heero: *shrugs* We just finished The Odyssey and I love that story, but the translation of it they had us read was God-awful.

Death's little side kick asks: Did you guys ever ruin the life of your teachers when you were in high school? My class needs ideas to get rid of our geography teacher.

Quatre: I don't think so… We were good kids.

Tori: *laughs* He uses the past tense.

Duo: Well, we were good, but remember Chemistry? The other guys in the class ripped on the teacher non-stop.

Heero: You and I were the only ones in that class together.

Quatre: Doesn't matter. We all had him and all the classes destroyed him.

Duet: Yeah, poor guy. He was so nice to me. Pissed me off how everyone was so evil to him.

Heero: He wanted to do you, Duet.

Duet: Der! And I exploited that to the fullest! He gave me all the answers to a test once because that way he could stand behin

Wu Fei: I remember he never wore an undershirt so you could see straight through his shirt and kids would always drop not-so-subtle hints.

Trowa: Periods one and three knocked him down and then period nine would just go in for the kill.

Death's little side kick asks: Wu Fei, I heard that Chinese people eat cockroaches! Do you?

Wu Fei: Ew no!

Duet: *bursts out laughing* That was SO girlie! *mimics him* Ew no!

Wu Fei: Well excuse me… Cockroaches are disgusting.

Death's little side kick asks: Duo, did your beautiful hair ever get attacked by lice?

Duo: o.o Never. *pulls his braid over his shoulder and hugs it*

Duet: o.o Lice?

Quatre: We've never had lice, thank Allah.

Heero: *points* AL QUAEDA!

Quatre: >__O Words cannot convey, Heero… Words cannot convey.

Death's little side kick says: Lets see you guys solve this riddle:

Who is so clever and quick-witted

as to guess who goads me on my journey

when I get up, angry, at times awesome;

when I roar loudly and rampage over the land,

sometimes causing havoc; when I burn houses

and ransack palaces? Smoke rises,

ashen over roofs. There is a din on earth,

me die sudden deaths when I shake the forest,

the flourishing trees, and fell timber -

I with my roof of water, an avenger

driven far and wide by the powers above;

I carry on my back what once covered

every man, body and soul submerged

together in the water. Say what conceals me

or what I, who bear this burden, am called.

Duo: Uhhh… Beats the crap outta me.

Duet: Is it the sun? *shrugs, shaking her head 'no'*

Trowa: Or a storm maybe.

Heero: Don't look at me. I suck at riddles.

Queen of Vegetasei asks: What does discombobulate mean?

Trowa: To confuse.

Quatre: …that's an obnoxious word.

Wu Fei: How so?

Quatre: I don't know… It just strikes me as obnoxious.

Queen of Vegetasei asks: If there was only one word left for you to use in the English language, what word would you use, and why?

Duo: *mimicking seagulls in Finding Nemo* Mine! *grabs the pillow Trowa was leaning on*

Trowa: *also mimicking seagulls which adds about fifty new dimensions to the joke* Mine! *grabs it back and tug-o-war ensues*

Heero: *grabs it in the middle* Mine!

Wu Fei: *leaning over Trowa's lap, pulling on Trowa's arm* Mine!

Trowa, Wu Fei, Duo, and Heero: *mimicking seagulls* Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Quatre: o.o *scoots over in the opposite direction to avoid flying elbows*

Duet: *thinking face* Ah! I'd say 'please'! Couple it with expressions and gestures, it's the most helpful word in the world!

Quatre: Um, I'll agree with you, Du.

Rest of the boys: *still mimicking seagulls* Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Trowa: Ha! *rips the pillow away from everyone*

Heero, Wu Fei & Duo: *sit up and try to look dignified*

*long pause*

Wu Fei: *puts hand on Heero's leg* Mine!

Duo: Mine!

Tori: Mine!

All: *launch into another round of 'mine's and end up laughing our asses off*

Queen of Vegetasei asks: Name one ludicrous excuse you have made for a non-existent assignment?

Trowa: I liked to use the "ignore it" system. Usually, I just "forgot" to hand things in and said I didn't hear him or her ask for it. I usually got away with it too since my teachers pretty much all figured I was autistic.

Heero: Duet and I like to use the "convince teacher we gave it to them" tactic.

Duet: That is the BEST game. They'd just give me A's because they'd be too embarrassed to tell me they "lost" my homework.

Wu Fei: *laughs* When I have late things, I just bring it in the next day and stick it in some corner of the room, then tell the teacher he overlooked it.

Quatre: But what about when they check the homework?

Duo: That's the part where I just start lying my ass off. I think I told one teacher I was at a friend's house and I got secondary high because he was smoking pot and so I couldn't do it.

Trowa: Why would you EVER tell a teacher that?

Duo: Trowa, we when to the damn ghetto-est school in the state. Mr. W just shrugged it off and said not to hang out there anymore.

Quatre: But you know…If you actually DID your homework…

Duet: I never did my homework and I was honor classes and honor roll. Whenever I didn't have my stuff, I'd just tell the teacher I got sick all over it. They all thought I was dying anyway… *glares at Wu Fei*

Wu Fei: *grins at Tori* I told her teachers she had leukemia. You know, Du, you never thanked me. Because of that, they let you get away with everything.

Duet: I can't believe you told them back…

Wu Fei: Well, Mrs. S started crying for you when I told her and so I couldn't just be like "HAHA! Just kidding!"

Queen of Vegetasei asks: How far would you go to achieve fame (that is BESIDES sleeping to the top)?

Heero: Obviously we'd sell our souls to a group of insane people and give them free reign over our lives until we turn twenty-four.

Duo: Twenty-four is old… I surprised people don't consider that middle age. I know once I start creeping towards forty, you all are going to have to drag me out back and shoot me.

Quatre: Duo… Nonna's eighty-something and she's still going strong.

Duo: Well Nonna's different. She's a cool old lady.

Tori: *whacks Duo's leg* Focus, woman!

Duo: I have nothing to say! She cancelled out my option! I'd just sleep to the top.

Duet: I dunno about fame, but the ladies had a pretty cool plan that involved taking over the U.N.

Wu Fei: The one where you strip for the dirty old men and then refuse to get completely naked until they hand over the world to you?

Tori: That would be…an AWESOME fanfic.

Heero: And because those words just left your mouth, you'll never write it.

Queen of Vegetasei asks: And what does CAGTD stand for?

Wu Fei: Oh! Quatre and I used to rock at this part of Balderdash!

Duet: *arches eyebrow* Cabbage…Against… Grass Turtle Denmark. *smiles in satisfaction*

Trowa: *deadpan* Of course that's the answer. Why didn't I see it before?

Duet: Jealous of my… überknowledge?

Trowa: Yes, very.

Quatre: …Cardio-Arresting Gamically Transmitted Disease.

Duo: You just strung together a bunch of medical terms.

Quatre: In Balderdash, you don't have to get it right, you just have to trick the other players into choosing yours. *grins*

Heero: …what the hell does it stand for? This is going to bother me now.

Wu Fei: Cute Anime Girls That Die… Cool Anime Guys That Don't… Umm…

Renee (Nee) asks: Duo, nice to know that when ever you're in the neighborhood pet shop, you'll think of me -_-; By the way, have I ever told you about the lemon that teaches us not to use butter as lubricant? *snicker*

Duo: Nope. Haven't heard about this one yet. But honestly, I think I'll go without. Thanks to you, I'll never eat corn or watch Hamtaro ever again. I don't need you ruining butter for me.

Duet: What happens if you use butter as lube?

Quatre: Butter's too thick. Plus… Food and sex should be kept separate.

Heero: Except for things like chocolate body spread and cherry condoms, I'm with you, Q.

Quatre: Well, those things are meant for sex. Butter and corn are not.

Duet: And neither are hamsters.

Both: *look at Duet*

Duet: You really don't remember that episode of South Park, do you?

Renee (Nee) asks: Everyone, if you could be a character in any anime or manga other than 'Gundam Wing'... who would it be?

Duet: Mika Seguchi! *swoons*

Trowa: This is a tough question…

Quatre: Not for me! I'd be Raenef from Demon Diary.

Duo: I'd wanna be someone awesome, like Ryuichi from Gravitation.

Wu Fei: *cough*Shuichi*cough*

Heero: Can I be Squall from FinalFantasyVIII? Or does that not count?

Trowa: Squall? Wouldn't you rather be Cloud?

Heero: Story-wise, yes, but Squall gets the cute Asian girl.

Tori: ^__^*****

Trowa: *grins*

Tori: Fei? Tro?

Trowa: *shrugs* There aren't a lot of Jews in anime. *laughs* I guess I'd be Hiroshi Nakano from Gravitation. The guitarist from Black Heaven is too old and Haruko from FLCL's a girl, no matter how nice her bass is.

Wu Fei: I think I'd make a good Count D. You know, the one from Pet Shop of Horrors.

Duet: I can't wait for that cosplay. ^__^

Renee (Nee) asks: What does 'fooly cooly' mean anyway?

Tori: Furi Kuri… Unfavorable Chestnut. *grins*

Quatre: Or 'Freelance Chestnut'. *grins at Tori*

Trowa: Fooly Cooly means this. *does hand motions*

Heero: No, it's more like this. *does different hand motions*

Duet: *laughs at them* Fooly Cooly was just Gainax cashing in on the popularity of Evangelion. We spent a long time analyzing the deep meanings in Fooly Cooly only to discover later that there were none.

Quatre: So basically, Fooly Cooly means money in Gainax pockets.

Renee (Nee) asks: If you snorted pixie stix, do you think you'd sneeze colors?

Duo: You don't… *shakes head* It was a sorely disappointing revelation after the pain I went through.

Wu Fei: It was for the sake of science.

Trowa: You can justify anything with that.

Wu Fei: Yeah, like swallowing photography chemicals!

Duet: I can't wait 'til we have some impressionable young kids running around.

Renee (Nee) asks: Jay told me my Cookie Monster underwear was disturbing... do you see any problem with a 22yr old woman with Cookie Monster on her crotch?

Heero: Well I have a problem with the whole "women wearing clothes" scenario in general…

Duo: Hey! Renee's mine.

Quatre: More importantly…what was Jay doing looking at your underwear?

Wu Fei: Aw! For a minute you sounded innocent, Quatre!

Duet: You know, Renee… I really can't make a call without seeing it for myself. Are you free, say… Thursday around four?

Berrful Hunter (Holly) asks: Anyone wanna join Youth Gone Wild? (what me and my friends call ourselves)

Quatre: Youth Gone Wild? But that would imply…youth. Something which some people here are lacking. *looks at Duo and grins*

Duo: …I hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you I HATE YOU!

Tori: You know, there are some people here older than Duo who also take offense at these comments.

Wu Fei: *pats Quatre on the shoulder* Fire away, buddy. Us young'ns gotta stick together.

Trowa: Shut up. You're Chinese.

Wu Fei: Shut up, Jew.

Trowa: Why don't you go back to Communism?

Wu Fei: China wouldn't have that problem if it wasn't for your fricken government, you Russian slut.

Trowa: Stop breathing. You're giving us SARS.

Wu Fei: Then this is how Hitler should have done it.

Both: … *start laughing*

Wu Fei: Oh man, I'm goin' straight to hell.

Tori: And I'm debating whether that stays in the fic or not…

Duet: Just leave it there, you dumb geisha.

Tori: Be quite. You're making me dumber, dago.

Duet: Sucky Sucky Five Dollar!

Tori: …we really are just bastards to each other in the most offensive ways.

Duo: Aw, I feel left out of the racism…

Quatre: Hmm… I'd insult you, but I'd just get it back a thousand times worse.

Duo: Smart boy.

Berrful Hunter (Holly) asks: Everyone, what are your opinions on the bus and market strikes happening here?

Heero: The same as my opinion of this country's damn immigration policies!

Wu Fei: And what is that?

Heero: Nonexistant…

Trowa: Yeah, we can drive. Fuck buses.

Berrful Hunter (Holly) asks: Everyone, do you think it's fair that my gym teacher gave me a D because I'm not a guy with uber-big guy muscles and I'm not a speedy runner?

Duo: Of course it's fair. It's not his fault girls are weak. They never should have left America's kitchens and bedrooms in the first place.

Duet: *staring blankly at Duo*

Duo: *rolls eyes* I'm kidding! We all know I'm a little girl…

Trowa: *shoves Wu Fei* Damnit, boy, you missed a perfect opportunity to be sexist and misogynistic!

Wu Fei: Huh? Oh! Um… Injustice! Women are weak! They were only put on this earth to make babies and feed us and give us pleasure!

Heero: You seem to have 'women' confused with 'men'.

Berrful Hunter (Holly) asks: What was I going to ask..?

Duo: Clearly it was "You guys all appreciate Duo for the awesomely cool guy he is, right?"

Quatre: Clearly.

Heero: I think it was more along the lines of "Quatre, may I be the one to bear your queer little children?"

Quatre: But that's gonna be Duet.

Duet: ^__^ *V for victory*

Berrful Hunter (Holly) asks: Oh yeah! Does anyone know how to sew...? *holds up her backpack* It had a hole in it, but I didn't know how to sew so now my backpack looks like it's been through all the recorded wars in history. *sweatdrops*

Heero: Why'd you wanna sew that up? It's a speed hole! It makes your backpack look fast!

Trowa: True.

Tori: This must be another one of those dynamic English phrases I was not previously aware of.

Quatre: No, it's a dynamic Heero and Trowa phrase.

Berrful Hunter (Holly) asks: Everyone: This isn't a question, but turn on NBC this Saturday morning at 9.. I MIGHT be on TV! ^__^ *giggles* Trading Spaces Boys vs. Girls was so fun.. even though we lost.. lmao.

Duo: Unless you're one of two eight-year-old African-American girls, I don't think you were on. And believe you me, I checked.

Wu Fei: How do you lose at Trading Spaces? Did you get Doug or something?

Quatre: That show's such a rip-off. Their carpenter is ugly.

Duet: You have a thing for carpenters, don't you?

Trowa: I better go buy a tool belt then.

Quatre: If by 'carpenters' you mean 'Ty Pennington' and by 'thing' you mean 'desire to spend rest of life with said Ty' then, yes, I do.

No One Important (Alisha) asks: Yeah about that straw Duo...nevermind...

Duo: …SHUT UP!

No One Important (Alisha) asks: How was the honeymoon? See any pirates?

Duet: I SAW JACK SPARROW! But not on the honeymoon. …There was an AWESOME Jack Sparrow cosplayer at Comiket and he was sooooo hot… ^__^*

Heero: *rolls eyes* We've been through this.

Duet: Yuy, I don't think you understand.

Quatre: ^__^ I do!!

Duet: Yeah! Quatre knows what I'm talking about!

Wu Fei: Well, I'm sorry… I'm just not into the who screwing a pirate thing.

Duet: *nibbles then end of her finger* I'd walk his plank.

Quatre: I'd polish his sword…

Duet: I'd show him where the rum is…

Quatre: I'd-

Wu Fei: I hate the pick-up line game…

Quatre: *sticks tongue out at Wu Fei*

No One Important (Alisha) asks: So is it Maxine-Maxwell or just Maxwell now?

Duet: Just Maxwell. Maxine was a stupid last name and I'm glad to be rid of it.

Duo: Duet Maxwell doesn't roll was well as 'Maxine' did. Still, I prefer it Maxwell. Better than Duet Yuy.

Duet: *makes a face* Or Duet Chang.

Wu Fei: That does sound weird.

Duo: Duet Winner.

Quatre: That's not too bad…

Duo: Duet Jew. …I mean Jew. No, wait, I mean Jew. NO! AH! BARTON!

Duet & Trowa: *laughing*

Trowa: You're only teasing because it sounds alright.

Duo: *turns to Tori* You do know I have nothing against Jewish people, right?

Tori: Son… you are gonna get me in so much trouble…

Duo: Well then you'll just have to deal with it, you little harbor bomber.

Trowa: Yeah.. We're just joking around with each other.

Tori: DO YOU NOT RECALL YOUR LAST "JOKE"!?

Heero: *bursts out laughing* Oh God… Some little girl in, like, England or Michigan or something was threatening to call the police on us…

Wu Fei: And Duo had everyone worked up into a frenzy!

Duo: Jesus Christ! My bad, already!

No One Important (Alisha) asks: Tori, are we going to get any little Yuys to kidnap? I want a chibi Yuy and Maxwell matching set!

Tori: Yup! One's in the oven right now. ^__^ *pokes belly*

Heero: No more drinking, no more late nights, no more coffee, no more stress…

Tori: NO MORE COFFEE!?!?

Heero: I read it's bad for babies…

Tori: So's pot, but that didn't stop MY mom! And look at me! I turned out fine!

Awkward silence

Wu Fei & Duet: *burst out laughing*

Tori: … >__O A snide comment would have been acceptable…but to just burst out laughing like that!

No One Important (Alisha) asks: What is y'all's favorite...um...cuss word? (I had to ask something more) ok out of ideas for now.

Duet: FUCKNUGGET! *starts laughing again*

Duo: "Fuck-damnit" usually gets the job done.

Heero: I prefer not to offend, so 'kuso' or 'shimatta' will suffice.

Trowa: I find complete silence accompanied by narrowed eyes gets my message across best. Plus it's a lot more intimidating.

Wu Fei: 'Fuck' all the way.

Quatre: I'm not much for cursing, but when it's necessary, I find a simple "damnit" will do. "Fuck" is only for extreme situations.

Trowa: Like when you get tickets for your insanely illegal car.

Heero: Or when we play Monster Garage with your car.

Duo: Or when the bottom of your car scrapes a speed bump.

Wu Fei: Or when someone scratches the paint on your car.

Duet: Basically when anything negative happens involving your car.

Quatre: …my car is my baby.

Renee asks: Is there a weird smell you absolutely love? Yanno, like gasoline? Or movie theaters? Or in my case…fresh art supplies?

Trowa: Extinguished matches. *smiles and laughs to himself*

Duo: I've always been partial to that new toner cartridge smell.

Quatre: D-76. The stuffed we talked Heero and Duet into drinking in photography.

Duet: Good times… Good times…

Heero: Good thing I swallowed that fixer right after. I couldn't let you die alone, Du.

Wu Fei: How are all of us alive?

Renee asks: Duet, can I challenge you to an oral sex competition?

Duet: Sure, Renee! What're the rules?

Wu Fei: My apologies to Renee, but I'm putting an even fifty on Duet.

Trowa: What do you mean "what are the rules"? Just use your mouth.

Duet: No! I mean, like, are we gonna do each other? Or are we gonna do, like, Tori and she'll judge?

Trowa: I'll judge.

Duet: *porn-thwacks Trowa*

Trowa: *holds his chest* Woman…

Renee asks: Everyone, if you could kill ONE person who is currently LIVING, who would it be?

Duet: *narrows eyes* Alf. That penis-nosed puppet's double-crossed me for the last time.

Boys: *exchange confused looks*

Wu Fei: Guys, it's Duet. Just stop wondering and agree with her.

Trowa: Of course, Duet. You can never be sure who's side Alf is on. He's an enigma.

Duo: I think I'd kill the Pope.

Everyone: O.O

Duo: …what? He's an old, close-minded gay-hating misogynistic bastard slash leader of the Catholic church. If he was anyone but the Pope, you wouldn't look so surprised.

Duet: I'm with you, handsome. He won't let me be a priest. Plus he's old. He needs to be put out of his misery anyway.

Duo: Yeah, he's like, past forty. He's dead on his feet.

Tori: You people have an interesting definition of "old". You know my mom's almost fifty, right?

Trowa: But your mom's hot, so that's okay.

Wu Fei: She's just Tori only taller and with cancer.

Tori: My mom is NOT hot. Now…my brother on the other hand. *purrs*

Duet: I would your brother.

Duo: I've had her brother.

Tori: Liar. He flinches when you touch him.

Duo: That's because we got a little rough last time.

Tori: …alright. Lemme go ask him.

Duo: o.o Please no. I was just kidding. Yoruyuki'll eat me alive.

Duet: I had your brother.

Tori: Feh. Common knowledge.

Wu Fei: Who haven't you had?

Duet: Willingly, I haven't had anyone currently over the age of thirty. Unwillingly, a couple people over and under that mark.

Quatre: I'm sorry… What was the question, Tori?

Tori: …forget it. -__-*

Renee asks: Everyone, what's your dream car? ( note: Duo you are NOT allowed to have a Firebird *hugs her cars* Nothing more powerful than a lawn mower would be safe in your hands)

Duo: But… but… *holds face in hands and pretends to cry* I hafta drive a minivan…

Trowa: I want my motorcycle back… *pouts*

Duet: I want one that's…not out to get me.

Tori: I see cars are a sore subject with you people.

Quatre: I drive my dream car. I-RocZ. V8. Neons. Sub-woofers. Tinted windows. Sweet exhaust. Shift kit. Leather interior. Light covers. …I just need that Turbo Charger.

Tori: Mmmm… The way you talk about cars, you could almost convince someone you had a penis. *looks away*

Quatre: *narrows eyes*

Tori: *struck by a flying throw-pillow* Hehehe… *grins*

Heero: I want that silver Stingray with the system.

Wu Fei: Oh but Heero… It has no back seat.

Heero: I call you NEVER talking to our kid!

Wu Fei: *burst out laughing*

Renee asks: Everyone, what would you name your kids if you were to have any?

Wu Fei: Heero, you can name it after where it was conceived!

Duo: And you thought our names were weird… That poor kid's gonna hafta walk around as 95' Chevy Camero. *laughing* That's not even a good year!

Heero: *eyes closed, making twitchy shooting motions*

Tori: You guys are hilarious.

Quatre: So did you guys decide on anything yet?

Tori: Heero likes the name Makoto and I like Adrian for a boy. For a girl, we're not totally sure. There are a lot of pretty ones that aren't exactly practical.

Wu Fei: Like what?

Tori: Oh, like Syrrah and Embyr… Those are just fantasy names. And I do like Julian, but Duet has some adverse feelings about that name, I know.

Duet: Only for myself. ^__^ Don't let that stop you from using it!

Tori: *shrugs* Who knows? We still have seven months.

Heero: *turns to Duo* Your turn.

Duo: Don't look at me, look at Du. She's the one with the most say. She has to carry the little buggar.

Duet: I've always liked the name Damian. That's no secret. Azrael is pretty, too. Damian for a dark complexion, Azrael for a light. ^__^

Trowa: Why don't you people ever plan for girls?

Duet: Duo gets to pick the girl names since I don't really have my heart set on one.

Duo: Yeah, I get to pick. *rolls eyes* You mean I get to make suggestions.

Duet: Hey, we came to agreements on the ones I picked. I didn't pick them all on my own.

Trowa: Well, Duo?

Duo: I don't want anything too out there, but nothing too common either. Jennifer Marie… Trinity, maybe. *smiles* Seraphim's my favorite name though.

Wu Fei: I thought we agreed not to torture our kids by naming them after numbers. Or colors or any other reoccurring themes for that matter.

Duet: But Trinity's a valid name… She just has to look like a Trinity.

Quatre: Mmm… With slicked-back hair and sunglasses?

Duet: Trinity sounds like a fair-toned name, not so dark.

Wu Fei: …girls think about these things way too much.

Duo: You just wait until kids are in your near future. I bet you'll be the worst of us.

Renee asks: Everyone, if you could have a one-night-stand with anyone LIVING or DEAD, who would it be?

Duet: O~oh… Necrophilia!

Heero: Saw that comment coming.

Duet: ^__^ *grins*

Quatre: I pick Ty Pennington.

Heero: I'm just grabbing these outta the air. *smirks*

Wu Fei: Fine. Who do I pick?

Heero: You, I dunno… Probably Avril Lavigne just to say you did.

Wu Fei: Hmmm… Tempting, but I'd rather have Brittany Spears. That way every time she's on TV defending her virginity, I can just laugh in her face.

Duet: I've always kind had a thing for Kevin Sorbo… But now he's on that pussy Andromeda show with his weird little haircut instead of Hercules. I guess I'd get me some Ares. But then again, that girl who played Diana was DAMN hot. She'd be clueless in the sack though I bet… *just keeps rambling on to herself*

Heero: Tori, you could make Talon a man.

Tori: Well, you know what they say. Once you've had Tori…you go gay.

Duet: Orland Bloom in his Legolas costume! THAT'S who I'd pick!

Quatre: Where the hell'd that come from?

Duet & Quatre: *laughing*

Trowa: I dunno about a one night stand, but I'd like to spend a night with Sarah and take her out to dinner and stuff.

Tori: I dunno, Trowa. One look at your sexy ass and we might be prying her off you with a crowbar.

Wu Fei: Trowa doesn't do lolitas. That's Duo's department.

Duo: *slants a menacing look at Wu Fei, deadpan* Sleep deep tonight, buddy.

Duet: Wu Fei…

Wu Fei: Right. I'll play nicely with the other children now.

NachoManLance (Lance) asks: Duo, are you sure you want that room of cheese? I might've beaten you to it. ;)

Duo: *laughs* Room made of cheese!

Trowa: Heh, that was a long time ago…

Wu Fei: Yeah, this fic is OLD!

Tori: T__T And it had so many reviews… WHY, XIANG!? WHY!?!?

Duet: Because God hates you, Tori! ^__^

Tori: T___T

NachoManLance (Lance) asks: Everyone, have you ever played paintball? If so, tell us how it went.

Heero: We play a LOT of paintball. And we play pellet guns and laser tag and stuff too.

Duet: Yeah, we have a paintball team! ^__^ We kick major military-personnel ass!

Quatre: Duet, that was only two games… and I think they let us win.

Trowa: Our paintball games are pretty hardcore. We love those military sorts of games.

Wu Fei: The game's not over until everyone's bleeding and bandaged, at least two people have had articles of clothing ripped off, and at least one person's treated for some sort of sprain or fracture or something.

Duo: We always clean up at tournaments and crap. Been playing for, what, ten or eleven years?

Wu Fei: Has paintball been around that long? I thought we just used to play with those impact bullets.

Duet: We take paintball far too seriously.

NachoManLance (Lance) asks: Trowa, what would you do if someone *cough*Duo*cough* cut off all that hair of yours?

Trowa: He knows better than that.

Duo: Yeah, we don't play games with hair in this house.

Quatre: Oh we don't, do we?

Duo: Okay, so we did with Quatre's hair. ONCE! And no one'll ever hear the end of it.

Quatre: Green! My hair was green! I looked like a punk!

Duo: You ARE a punk, Quatre.

Quatre: Am not.

Duo: Are too.

Quatre: Am not.

Duo: Are too.

Quatre: Am-

Duet: Cut it out!

NachoManLance (Lance) asks: Everyone: Star Wars, or Star Trek?

Heero: Mmm… I'm gonna hafta go with…neither.

Duo: And I'm gonna hafta agree.

Duet: *sigh* I was a trekkie…

Tori: No daughter of mine is gonna wake up naked in a crowded hotel room with a bottle of tequila in one hand… and a tribble in the other!

Duet: Speaking of which… Trowa, Duo, when do you intend to finish that fic?

Trowa: Um… *babbles something in Russian about not speaking English*

Duet: ARGH! Why did you get to learn Russian and none else!?
Trowa: o.o Because I'm from Russia…

Duet: Details, details!

NachoManLance (Lance) asks: Wu Fei, I heard rumor that you keep a Panda bear from your hometown in your room. Is this true?

Wu Fei: Why, yes, Lance. Of course. I horde all sorts of illegal animals in my room. I started partly because I wanted to have something in common with Tori's hot mom and partly because I was running out of room at my pet shop in Chinatown.

Tori: Did you just call my mom hot? *eye twitch*

Wu Fei: My hometown is… somewhere in California, I believe. I don't think there are too many pandas there.

Ropponmatsu (DeluxeWar Rachel) asks: For all, is there a certain subject or conversation topic that makes you uncomfortable, and if so, what is it?

Heero: You mean besides…YOU! *laughs* I'm so just kidding...

Duo: Fuck your meaningless life, Yuy.

Heero: Oh, grow up and open your eyes. She's fine.

Duo: I really don't want to have this conversation.

Duet & Quatre: *exchange looks*

Duet: CHICKEN WIRE!

Quatre: Muchacho John's Popcorn Shrimp!

Both: *burst out laughing*

Duo: *confused as all hell* What…? *reluctantly starts laughing*

Duet: Oh man, Quatre… We should hire ourselves out for parties as ice breakers.

Quatre: We'd make millions. ^__^

Tori: Oh! I know a topic that makes them uncomfortable!

Trowa: o.o Don't… say it.

Tori: *whispers* Bodily functions.

Heero: Well, I'm done here. *stands up and tries to walk away*

Tori: *grabs the back of his shirt* Oh no you don't, soldier. Sit down.

Wu Fei: Ew, don't talk about it, Tori…

Tori: *rolls eyes* When will you grow up and stop acting like five year olds?

Wu Fei: That's just it. We weren't allowed to act like five year olds! Normal little kids laugh at words like 'poop' and stuff. We got yelled at and smacked if we ever told jokes like that.

Trowa: Yeah, we could curse all we wanted, but I got a time-out for calling Heero a poo-face.

Duet: *sticks her tongue out* Things like that just aren't for discussion. They're for keeping to yourself. And bathroom humor is gross.

Tori: You must've had a hard time in first grade, huh?

Duet: First grade? I was uncomfortable with the digestive system in bio! I still am! …I donwanna talk about it.

Quatre: Agreed. People can keep all that sort of information to themselves.

Ropponmatsu (DeluxeWar Rachel) asks: You know that Gundam Wing novel A Scythe In My Right Hand, You In My Left? You don't happen to have an extra copy, do you?

Duo: I don't think so…

Quatre: I don't even know where our copy is…

Heero: It's in the Gundam room most likely.

Duo: Yeah, but where's the translation?

Heero: It should be with the book.

Trowa: Shouldbe. Which means it probably isn't.

Wu Fei: Looks like someone'll just have to translate it again.

Heero: I call not me!

Quatre: I call not me!

Tori: DAMNIT! Make Yoruyuki do it!

Heero: *laughs* Right! Me! Talk to your brother! Ah, that's a good one.

Tori: Good point. Demo… He's sort of your brother now too.

Heero: *pales*

Ropponmatsu (DeluxeWar Rachel) asks: Boys, if Duet cuts your hair, who cuts hers? It looks so nice!

Duet: Duo cuts mine.

Duo: ^__^ *grins and holds up a 'v' for victory*

Duet: And he's actually pretty awesome at it. I love the way he cuts my bangs.

Wu Fei: Yeah, Duo. You and Du always have cosmetology as a fallback.

Quatre: Then Duet might actually be a girl and learn how to do make-up!

Duet: Make-up is a waste of time that I don't have. *crosses arms and huffs* And you're not blaming me for that. I grew up around you five penises.

Quatre: And Relena. And Dorothy. And Tori. And Hilde.

Duet: *arches an eyebrow* You want me to wear make up like Hilde?

Quatre: Oh, stop it. Hilde's pretty. She's just an ugly person on the inside.

Duo: Which makes her ugly.

Ropponmatsu (DeluxeWar Rachel) asks: Quatre, wanna buy another Camero? Brian's selling his.

Quatre: What year?

Duo: It's an I-RocZ.

Quatre: Mmmmmmmmm…I dunno. I mean, I already have one.

Duo: I'll buy it! It's a sweet car! It's got everything yours has, Q. Only the system is a little smaller and-

Trowa: Why do you know so much about her boyfriend's car?

Duo: I saw it. Heero and I were looking at that one and at her uncle's Stingray.

Heero: I… really need to get rid of my piece of shit car.

Duo: Wanna buy a Mustang? *grins*

Heero: Depends, DOES IT RUN!?

Duo: Depends, by 'run' do you mean roll down a bunch of hills in neutral?

Heero: I hate cars. Let's talk about something else.

Duo: Bipedal mechs.

Heero: I hate mechs. Let's talk about something else.

Trowa: Look at the pain of two denials in his eyes… *grins*

Heero: I hate Trowa. *glares at Trowa*

Trowa: Look of denial gone.

moa5 asks: Heero, what model did you duct tape to your car?

Heero: It's Wing Gundam. It was the cheapest one because I didn't want to take the chance of an expensive one falling off.

Quatre: That model couldn't fall off if it wanted to.

Wu Fei: Yeah, it's been through so many car washes, the tape's probably melted to the hood.

Heero: Crap. How am I supposed to get it off when I sell my car?

Duet: Leave it on and sell it to an otaku.

Heero: No, I hafta put it on my next car!

Duet: Put Zero Gundam on and call it an upgrade!

Heero: *thinks* You are so smart.

Duet: *macaroni and cheese grin*

moa5 asks: Heero, did you like at the end of Endless Waltz when you got shoved up on Relena's chest?

Heero: *shrugs* Boobs are boobs. Why does everyone think badly of Relena?

Trowa: Because in the show she's a psycho stalker.

Heero: *rolls eyes* That's why I hate it when they edit stuff. They lose important things… like when I promised her if I killed her, she'd be the last person I ever killed.

Trowa: Yeah, but she still stalked you.

Heero: Oh well. Relena's awesome. All the people who don't like her are missing out on an awesome friend.

Duo: Meow.

Duet: Mew.

Duo: *hiss*

Duet: Rawr!

Heero: *laughing* What the hell, guys?

moa5 asks: To all, who hates the "As Seen On TV" crap available?

Wu Fei: I love that stuff! Infomercials rule!

Quatre: I could watch infomercials for hours…

Trowa: I think I actually prefer infomercials over regular television.

Lady Nayru Moon (Rachel) asks: To everyone, did you know they had CHOCOLATE CHERRY SODA!?

Heero & Duet: Ew…

Duo: Don't 'ew' soda!

Duet: *makes gagging noises*

Duo: That's it! I wanna divorce!

Duet: Fine! I'm taking Heero then! We can hate soda together.

Tori: No! Mine!

Duet: Mine!

Both: Mine! Mine! Mine!

Tori: *holds up hand*

Duet: *looks at her own hand and flinches* Damnit. >__O

Tori: ^___^*

Heero: It's sweet when girls fight over you. *grins*

Wu Fei: You ain't gotta tell us, Heero.

Lady Nayru Moon (Rachel) asks: Duo, what's your favorite animal to keep as a pet? Least favorite?

Duo: I like cats. The big lazy ones are the best because they're always warm and they're so floppy. ^__^ You can move 'em around all you want and they'll hardy open their eyes. The little hyper midgets are cute to look at, but they're not good cuddlers… And the big buff cats are all so doofy… ^__^ I love 'em all.

Trowa: Of course Skitters is lazy… Like owner like pet.

Wu Fei: So that's why Cinnamon's completely insane… *looks at Tori*

Duet: Yeah! And just like Tori, Cinnamon thinks it's people!

Heero: And Pocky is a closet punk, just like Quatre.

Quatre: He's all of ours' cat.

Heero: But he likes you best. He gets so pissed when Evan touches you.

Tori: *laughs* Least favorite, Duo?

Duo: Um… Tarantulas. They usually don't keep well. Duet likes to take hammers to them.

Duet: IT WAS TRYING TO EAT ME!

Lady Nayru Moon (Rachel) asks: Duo, if you had the opportunity to pie someone in the face, who would it be?

Duo: Depends… What flavor is this pie?

Tori: I'm pretty sure she had mentioned something about that not being relevant…

Duo: WHAT!? Of course it's relevant! I mean, take Trowa for instance. Trowa would be your classic whip cream pie. Now Quatre here, he'd be apple. Like the one from American Pie.

Heero: *shakes his head*

Duo: *narrows his eyes* You, my friend… You're a chicken pot pie.

Deleted Soul asks: Heero, how come you always try and commit suicide?

Heero: Well, if you take enough drugs any underlying feelings you have usually rise to the surface and it's not uncommon for one to attempt to take their own life.

Duo: Drugs are bad.

Duet: Drugs are bad.

Tori: My mom smokes weed.

Wu Fei: I know. Your mom's hardcore awesome like that.

Tori: And she has cancer like that.

Trowa: Your mom tries to deal her pot to us.

Tori: My mom is…unique.

Deleted Soul asks: All, what's your favorite song?

Duo: *looks around and shrugs* I can't really pick a favorite. Like, right now I really like "The Surgeon's House" by Burning Airlines, but I like "Trust" by Megadeth, too.

Duet: So far it's Black Crowes "She Talks To Angels". It's the one I can best relate to.

Heero: Well, despite its stupid and oddly inaccurate title, I like "Every Thug Needs A Lady" by Alkaline Trio.

Duo: That is a great song… I like "Blue Carolina" by them too. …hell, I like almost every song on that CD.

Trowa: "Freebird"! And "Stairway To Heaven"!

Wu Fei: Ah, "Stairway To Heaven" is such a great song…

Quatre: Right now I love that one song by Sex and Hosses. I forget the name, but they were so great live… And their guitarist/ noisemaker John is hot.

Duo: O.o You mean Squirtle's old camp councilor?

Quatre: That's her old camp councilor? She's lucky… …And stop calling her Squirtle!

Duo: Well, I donwanna embarrass her. This is being recorded and posted you know…

Quatre: You think not referring to her by name here is gonna save her from embarrassment when Wu Fei's making constant comments about screwing lolitas??

Heero: The man does have a valid point.

Duo: I'm done talking.

Shattered Angel asks: Scientists, how come you built the Gundams and then didn't let anyone see them without having to be killed?

Quatre: Scientists? *looks over shoulder*

Duet: Where the hell in the previous eleven chapters has there been any mention of asking the scientists questions or them being able to answer any?

Quatre: Duet! Tolerance!

Duet: *eye twitch* NO! I'm sick of people!

Quatre: O.O Oh yeah… You work in retail.

Heero: The Gundams were from the colonies. If someone saw a Gundam and lived to tell about it, it would be substantial evidence of the supposed contempt the colonies held for the Earth and their desire to take over.

Tori: *crosses herself and shakes her head* Whatever the hell they did to you, boy… I hope they get theirs.

Heero: *bounces on the couch like a five year old and grins* Wanna know about Verneas and thruster capacities?

Tori: You are the biggest dork I know!

Ropponmatsu (DeluxeWar Rachel) asks: Is it really bad luck to have sex in the back of a car?

Wu Fei & Duo: *burst out laughing*

Heero: o.o Fuck both your lives! Fuck 'em!

Duo: *dying of laughter* Fuck who? What? Tori?

Wu Fei: Careful! Don't get her pregnant! Oops! Too late!

Tori: …*not amused*

Wu Fei: *looks at Tori and elbows Duo* Sorry, Tor. We're done.

Tori: *rolls eyes*

Trowa: ACHEM! As legend has it… It's terrible luck to have sex in the back of your car because then you'll have car trouble or you could crash.

Duet: Ew! Did I tell you the story about the girl who was giving this guy roadhead and he crashed and she bit it off?

Boys: o.o

Duet: So Duo… Wanna go for a drive?

Duo: *stands up and grabs Heero's keys* Well, boys, I'm off. This is a risk I'm just going to have to take.

Heero: If you do crash, I'm saying you stole my car and suing you so I can buy a cooler one.

Quatre: Nu-huh. You don't get to leave yet. We're almost done.

Duo: *whines* But Quatreeeeee……..

Quatre: Duo…

Duo: Fine. *plops down again*

Ropponmatsu (DeluxeWar Rachel) asks: Duet, aren't you thrilled we don't hafta push those damn Preferred Reader cards anymore?

Duet: YES! *grins maniacally and clenches her fists* I was SO happy! I can answer the phone like a normal person… and ring people up like a normal person… No more pimping! …I was so good at it though…

Heero: So now we're absolutely positive Duet does nothing at work to earn her paycheck.

Duet: Hey, I shelve books!

Heero: No, you shelve manga, gun books, and car books. The rest you shove arbitrarily on shelves and blame little kids for moving.

Duet: Erm…

Wu Fei: Shut up, Heero! As long as she keeps the job, we keep getting 33% employee discounted merchandise.

Ropponmatsu (DeluxeWar Rachel) asks: Quatre, if I told you this was killing me, would you stop?

Quatre: Nope, emotion is dead. *grins*

Duet: *arches eyebrow*

Quatre: Juliana Theory.

Duet: Oh. You and your damn music…

Quatre: ^__^ I like her even better now.

Wu Fei: Hey, step off. The innocent children belong to Duo.

Duo: *glare* Fuck you, Wu Fei.

Ropponmatsu (DeluxeWar Rachel) asks: Duet, what's the price to fly in a cage of wire?

Duet: Hmmm… OH! A ceremony with a serried edge!

Heero: Okay… What's this one?

Duo: Burning Airlines. She just got Identikit.

Trowa: I love the secret song code game!

Wu Fei: Oh! Like "White Cherry Blossoms and Death?"

Tori: Room 304! ^__^

Quatre: What else do I need?

Duet: My TV and You!!

Duo: Awesome! We just found a great new way to confuse people!

Heero: We gotta drag people into conversations and play in front of them tomorrow!

Duo: I'm in!

Tori: *laughs* As if you people aren't strange enough on your own.

Duet: Who are these vampires?

Quatre: These ugly beauties?

Duo: We are!

Quatre: We are?

All: Steering by falling stars! *air guitar*

Heero: Can't find a better man.

Trowa: Um… *thinks* Ah! Where oh where?

Heero: Behind blue eyes.

Trowa: I'll let that go since Pearl Jam at least covered it.

Quatre: Yes! We've found a way to make less sense than usual!

Silver Sister asks: What "thing?" (Ala Cat Youkai's question is chapter/installment 9)

Duet: It was a vibrator. You know… Buzz buzz *moans*.

Heero: Ah. *shakes head* Duet, don't make that noise.

Duet: *grins* Sorry, Heero…

Tori: Yeah, Du… That Hello Kitty one is a "shoulder massager". *quote fingers*

Duet: Shoulder massages? So that's what the kids are calling it these days…

Both: *laugh*

Silver Sister asks: Did any pairings in the series actually happen, ever? You know… Wufei/Sally, Heero/Relena, Quatre/Trowa, Duo/Hilde . . . Wait a minute. O.o;; Perhaps I need not even ask?

Duo: Oooo I hung with Hilde for a while… Back in the day… *shudders* What a prostitute.

Wu Fei: Yeah, don't let her looks fool you… She's a very interesting person.

Heero: Quatre and Trowa used to be together all the time. Not always officially "dating" but, you know, it was a relationship understood.

Duet: Mmm… What ever happened to that?

Quatre: *shrugs* We drifted apart. I guess we both lost interest.

Trowa: Sounds like a decent answer.

Duo: *breaking awkwardness* The Milliardo and Noin players live together.

Heero: I can't believe Zechs cut his hair.

Wu Fei: I know! He looks like Malik Ishtar now! …not that that's a bad thing.

Silver Sister asks: I feel strangely offended for my state (Cali) after reading a certain RNDM . -CA- is hot? CA, but not Texas? *Blink* Oh well. My governor can beat up your governor . . .

Trowa: *laughs* Anyone could beat up our governor.

Quatre: Our state's not run by a governor; it's run by the mafia. The governor is just a figurehead.

Duet: *laughs* I dare anyone to say that to their history teacher.

Duo: Heh, it does start interesting debates.

Silver Sister asks: Alright, I'm done with the stupid questions. No, really. Okay- Sexual preferences, everyone? Just to get things strait . . . speaking of which, is anyone/has anyone ever actually been FULLY strait? (Okay . . .I lied.)

Duet: We're horny and we're open-minded. No, none of us have ever been fully straight.

Quatre: I'm fully gay if that counts.

Heero: Yeah, but you've had girls too, Q. And a talented few can still get you off.

Short silence

Duo: See, if Quatre were truly innocent, he'd be blushing like crazy right now, but no… He just sits there looking at us, not even smiling.

Quatre: *shrugs*

Trowa: Didn't Wu Fei say he was straight?

Wu Fei: You know, that whole statement got blown totally out of proportion. All I said was that I really do love Kim and I don't wanna mess around with any guys or anything while we're going out.

Heero: Sounds like straight talk to me.

Silver Sister asks: Finally, finally . . . any advice for a shy, mostly innocent high school girl who would love to get a certain guy's attention and has no idea how?

Heero: Okay, here's what you do. First, you become a total slut. Then you sleep with ALL his friends and trick them into hating and abandoning said boy. When said boy confronts you, demand he lick your boots.

Everyone Else: O.O

Heero: *deadpan* …I was kidding.

Duet: You could have a friend start a small rumor that you like him and see how he responds. That way if it turns out he's not interested, you could always deny liking him in the first place.

DemonessOfPunishment (D) asks: I don't remember asking that Question! I'm your friend Fei! My question was something like "Heero, what annoys most about fics, that people write you as a stoic asshole, or that the spell your name wrong?"

Tori: Sorry, D, but I have one e-mail from you where that's the only question in it.

Wu Fei: Ah, D, you're my friend either way.

Heero: I hate when they spell my name wrong…

Duo: I think this calls for a sing-along.

Trowa: What the fuck? No, it doesn't…

Duo: *sheepish grin*

Iruka-Yuywell (Alisha) asks: What are your favorite kind of cookies?

Heero: *rubs his eyes* Sore wa yonaka desu… Can we finish for tonight?

Quatre: Nemui desu ka.

Heero: Soo desu. *looks at Tori* Onegai shimaaaaaaaasssssssu?

Tori: Sukikatte ni shiro! Doo demo ii.

Duo: What are they saying?

Duet: I dunno… It's all clicks and whistles to me.

Heero: *frustrated, flops over on the couch and refuses to budge*

Tori: *rolls eyes* Ii… Let's go. We'll finish later.

Wu Fei: That little Japanese convo just destroyed my sense of reality for the night anyway.

Tori: Heero started it.

Heero: Quatre encouraged me.

Quatre: Duet hit me.

All: *look at Duet almost asleep and draped over the arm of the couch*

Duet: What?

A few days later…

Iruka-Yuywell (Alisha) asks: I know Duet and Wu's answers, but which kind of tic tacs (if any) do the rest of you like?

Duo: The orange ones are the best. And the lime ones. Mint is such an unnatural smell for a mouth.

Heero: I just like to eat the white ones.

Duet: But those are the dud tic-tacs!

Heero: You're just saying that because you're a freak.

Duet: …it's true. *bows head*

Iruka-Yuywell (Alisha) asks: Can I clean up the guild members list yet? Duo gave me the power, but I want permission...

Duet: NOOOO! …wait. The guild's still up?

All: *stare at Duet*

Wu Fei: Through that guild she's made possible the corruption of more than two hundred people as well as the lengthening of our employment contracts and thousands of other infractions hanging over our heads ready to drop more years between us and freedom and all she has to say is "The guild's still up?" *holds head in hands* You're lucky I love those girls to death or else I'd be really pissed.

Duet: I'm sorry, Wu Fei… But we decided together to eventually be honest with them. You were the one who said it would be wrong to lie.

Duo: Yeah! And think of all the awesome friends we made through the guild! Jenn and Kate and Tia and Lisha and Cat and Cait and Sarah and Holly and D and then people like Amariel and Nueva and Renee and… The list is too long. ^__^ But I love all of 'em. All my ladies. Plus Alex and Joey and Lance and those guys.

Quatre: Yeah, we have had some good times with them…

Tori: Like the time you told them I was kidnapped and everyone flipped out?

Trowa: Or the time you almost broke Kate and everyone with your neat "I'm Leaving" prank?

Duo: See? Good times! …No, you depressing people… Like all the problems they've helped us work through, like Trowa's crush and the whole thing about my father and me being a sick, twisted monster… And the random chats where we can talk about nothing for hours and have a blast. Oh! And picking out Duet's engagement ring!

Duet: *big grin* Our girls do good work.

Wu Fei: I just feel sorry for them every time you're on medication. They probably have no idea what's wrong when you just flip out and storm out. Think of all the stress you've given them… Like when you were sick, or when you quit eating and sleeping, or when the company totally raped us about that breech and added, like, three years onto our contract. That's just not stuff they need in their heads.

Duo: I…didn't mention the contract thing.

Quatre: Yeah…They kinda have their hearts set on seeing us…

Wu Fei: Well that's just fuckin' wonderful! *rubs face* I don't wanna think about this right now…

Solo asks: Hey Tori! you haven't chatted in a while ::pouts:: Kat, Alisha, and I miss you. Anyway, I have a question for Heero, lol. ::giggles:: Okay, my mom kinda has this big SHRINE dedicated to Heero and I just wanted to know what would you do if you found out, or what would you think? ::breaks down laughing::

Heero: You mom has a shrine to me? That's…different. But cool.

Tori: Wow… I wish my mom liked Heero that much.

Heero: Is your mom hot?

Quatre: That's a terrible thing to say, Heero!

Heero: What!? It's a legitimate question! …it's not like I actually look at other girls anyway though…

Tori: Hah, you're cute…

Heero: I seriously haven't! You know how I used to be… I gave up all of that to settle down with you.

Tori: ^__^ *snuggles his arm* You big dork…

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: Any of you have a webcam? Me and my Kat wanna send you a video when we get my microphone for it working. (The 703 Kat. You know which, right, Duo?)

Duo: Cha! A web cam… Yeah, it's right between our scanner and our cable modem box…which also don't exist!

Trowa: A web cam would be awesome.

Wu Fei: So you could e-mail Sarah a video of yourself staring blankly at the computer, trying to play Jedi mind games with it.

Trowa: That's what it gets for playing Jedi mind games with me.

Wu Fei: …it's a computer.

Trowa: It's a haunted computer.

Wu Fei: Oh yeah? And what's haunting it?

Trowa: …Dracula.

Heero: I see where this is going…

Wu Fei: Dracula. Really. *level stare* Because Dracula's a Jedi.

Trowa: Of course he is.

Wu Fei: A vampire Jedi… That sits in the sun half the day and only sucks floppies dry…

Trowa: *grins* Well, it's a reverse vampire Jedi. It craves the sun. You see, you have to look at the disk drives. Those are the markings.

Duet: Master Trowa's a genius!

Quatre: Now I know he told you that, Duet… But Master Trowa's not always right.

Tori: Guys, get back on track!

Heero: …or something else might happen…cloth-related.

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: Duo and Duet, one of my friends thinks you two, having gotten married, should move to Alaska and have two kids and make them cosplay as Pikachu and Mokona. (Don't ask because I don't know.) Opinions anyone?

Duet: ^__^ I can't wait to see what hardcore otaku our kids grow up into…

Heero: It'll be a neat science experiment.

Duo: All our kids are gonna be so cool! They'll have good music and parents with cool cars and be raised on anime and go to conventions and cosplay…

Trowa: We otaku have a somewhat skewed definition of 'cool'.

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: Anyone wanna buy my sister? Everyone thinks she's adorable but me. Nine years old, probably looks like someone from an anime, seeks good home where her sister Em can't kill her. Any takers?

Duet: The only kids we're buying are the ones of the small, Asian persuasion.

Trowa: Why do we want a small Asian child again?

Duet: So we can breed 'em and fight 'em!

Trowa: *stares at Duet* Are you insane?

Duet: o.o No.

Trowa: Duet, you need TWO Asians to breed.

Duet: Oh! Good point!

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: Can *I* be part of this orgy? O.o

Wu Fei: Sure! All you need is a proof of age. Drop your keys in the bucket when you get in, have some drinks, wait for everyone to arrive, turn off the lights, and have fun!

Duet: Since Trowa turned eighteen, it's been a strictly lolita-free affair.

Heero: Well the younger ones could just have their parents fill our permission slips…

Duet: Yeah, but what about the alcohol?

Heero: If we have it in New Jersey, it's all on the parents, not on us.

Duet: No way… We'd be giving kids liquor. …we'd get in trouble somewhere along the line. Is it so hard to maintain an age limit?

Wu Fei: I dunno. You'd have to check with your-

Duo: Finish that sentence and you're a dead man.

Wu Fei: *smirks* I don't even know why I keep doing it, Duo. It's just THAT much fun to get a negative reaction out of you.

Emerin Morning (Emily) asks: How old were all of you when you first had boyfriends or girlfriends? (I mean other than each other)

Heero: I dunno about first girlfriend, but my first kiss was seven.

Duo: You bastard! I was your first girlfriend! …I mean boyfriend. *blushes*

All: *burst out laughing*

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: Weirdest Halloween costume ever worn by you?

Quatre: Um, I think this year's were the best.

Wu Fei: Agreed. *grins*

Heero: Our FinalFantasyVIII costumes were impractical for partying… mainly Duet's.

Duet: Hey, I didn't design it.

Heero: …so we went as Calvin Klein underwear models.

Duo: *laughs* It took a ten-minute trip to the mall. That's the shortest time we've ever spent on a costume.

A/N: Four months later when we finally get around to working on this again… -___-*

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: What do you guys do during bomb scares at school? (I had two this week and there were mass duck-duck-goose games in the junior high gym)

Heero: In high school, we'd just walk down the street to the middle school and camp in their gym. It sucks though… They wouldn't tell us what was going on, so we just kinda left out jackets or book bags in the room…which had our cars keys in them.

Trowa: Yeah, I remember one kid would call in a bomb threat, like, three times a week until they finally caught him.

Emerin Mornlight (Emily) asks: Favorite Gackt song anyone? (Did I already ask that? O.o)

Duet: I like 'Illness Illusion'…

Quatre: I like "Miserable". "Illness Illusion" is good too… *shrugs* He's got good stuff.

Trowa: I dunno if I really like Gackt. I respect the amount of time and effort he puts into his mixes and stuff though.

Heero: Yeah, I'm not much of a Gackt fan either. Though given the chance, I'd probably do him.

Tori: I'd probably have to supervise that.

Wu Fei: And I'd probably have to help Tori *quotation fingers* "supervise".

Duo: You're so dirty. *sticks tongue out at Wu Fei*

RonsoBlitzer asks: What GAME characters are you guys most like (and you can't pick yourselves in the Gundam games)?

Trowa: Duo is Mario because they're both dirty Italians.

Duo: *flips Trowa the middle finger*

Duet: Well, clearly Tori and Heero are Renoa and Squall from FinalFantasyVIII.

Wu Fei: Yeah! As was said before… Tori's the hyper, spoiled rich girl who lusts over the gay blonde and the hard-ass leader.

Quatre: *laughs* Which would make Heero the hard-ass leader Squall?

Wu Fei: And you a gay blonde.

Quatre: Old news…

Tori: I think Duet makes a good Tifa from FFVII.

Heero: You know, there are other games besides Final Fantasy.

Tori: Yeah, but few worth talking about… Now shush… I'm pondering.

Wu Fei: Duo could be Tidus. I mean, they're both dumb jocks who hate their fathers until they find out more about them.

Duet: Dumb, but sweet and loving and caring and hot as well.

Wu Fei: Yes. And secretly blonde.

Tori: I think Duo's more along the lines of Irvine Kinneas, the lady-killer.

Wu Fei: Shut up and work on your train models.

Trowa: I think Sephiroth is Quatre's inner bad-ass. If you take away the Sephiroth though, all you've got is a Yuna or an Aeris.

Quatre: If I'm Summoner Sephiroth, then you're Vincent with a guitar.

Duo: No, he's Vivi because he's friendless.

Duet: We haven't assigned Wu Fei anyone yet.

Tori: That's because Wu Fei's Auron and he knows it.

Heero: Makes sense. Auron's pretty much the only normal one. Or Kimhari if you disregard the fur and horn.

Wu Fei: Wu Fei no talk like Ronso.

RonsoBlitzer asks: Who's the best blitzer in your group? Interested in blitzing with me?

Heero: I am the undisputed blitzing champion.

Duet: No way! I'm so gonna beat your record.

Trowa: Ten dollars says Avery can kick your ass, Heero.

Heero: I doubt I'll live to see the day.

RonsoBlitzer asks: Do you have any reservations about spending huge amounts of your time playing RPgs?

Quatre: No.

Tori: None whatsoever.

Heero: Not as long as it's a good RPG. Like Final Fantasy.

RonsoBlitzer: What's your favorite Final Fantasy?

Duo: Seven. Story-wise, it's the best one. The graphics may not be PlaystationII material, but hey, neither are Pong's.

Duet: Agreed. While it can get frustrating sometimes, at least it's not as frustrating as Laguna's stories in FF8. Plus Sephiroth is the greatest villain of all time. ^__^

Tori: Don't be hatin' on FF8!

Duet & Tori: *laugh*

Tori: I like Renoa and Squall… Renoa's the most realistic person in all the games. She just has that… attitude.

Heero: She only likes Renoa because by flattering the character, she can flatter herself. *grins at Tori*

Tori: I'm not gonna respond to that 'cause I know that's what you want me to do. Trowa? Fei? Quatre?

Quatre: You know the old Nintendo ones are my favorite…

Wu Fei: Heero and I like Tactics. I mean, it's the perfect outlet for all our tactical genius.

Heero: Damn right, Chang.

Trowa: I think I like Ten the best. The graphics are great and I like the new aeons and battle style. Not to mention cool characters like Auron and Yuna.

Wu Fei: Did you just say Yuna was cool?

Trowa: Yeah, what of it?

Wu Fei: *grins and shakes head* Nothing, Trowa… Nothing at all…

Trowa: *frowns* I should hope not.

Divine Soul asks: What is the meaning of mosquitoes?

Wu Fei: I think… and this is just a hypothesis now, alright? I think… "mosquitoes" are a type of insect.

Divine Soul asks: What if I told you there was a flying cow at your door this very second?

Heero: We wouldn't believe you. / Duet: I'd have to go check.

Both: *look at each other*

Heero: yeah, you're dumb as rocks.

Duet: Yuy, I will DO your mom.

Both: *burst out laughing*

Quatre: I don't get it…

Duo: Don't strain yourself there, Q. They're idiots are there's no two ways about it.

Divine Soul asks: THINK FAST, WHAT JUST CAME TO MIND!?

Duet: *looks at Heero* YOUR MOM!

Heero: I DON'T HAVE A MOM!

Duet: Like I don't know that.

Heero: Actually, I don't know that.

Wu Fei: Guys, shut up.

Heero: Why don't you get on your knees and blow me and I'll shut up all over your face.

Moment of awkward silence…

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Duo: *trying to get his breath back* Yuy… That was just wrong. Where do you come up with this stuff?

Duet: *laughing still* Heero, you're a sick bastard.

Heero: I gotta work on that thinking before speaking thing. XD

Divine Soul asks: I'm at your back door waiting to come in...

Duet: *grabs Quatre's arm* Don't let her in. o.o She could be a murderer.

Quatre: She's not at our back door…

Duet: How do you know!? It could be like those people who go to the beach early and let out bottles with messages in them and then watch for someone to pick one up and go stand right behind them and when the person opens the bottle the note says "I'm right behind you!" O.O

Quatre: Duet, do you know how old this fic is? The people who asked the questions are probably all dead by now!

Duet: Good point…

Tori: Well, that was the last one.

Duo: Really? That was it? ^__^ HUZZAH!

Tori: Yup! That was it until next time!

Duo: There will be no next time…

Tori: As long as people keep sending me questions, Duo… ^___^

Until we meet again! ~*~

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Tori: *finds an MP3 player, goes through the songs trying ti figure out whose it is* Random band… *click* MSI… *click* Eve6…. *click* Brand New… *click* Eagle Eye Cherry… *click* Nittle Grasper… *click* Saves The Day…. *click* The Pillows… *click* The…Song of the Fayth? -__-* Now who could this belong to?

Avery: *wanders by* Duo??? Where are my Chocobo pajamas? And have you seen my iPod?

Wu Fei: It's like living with Yuna… If Yuna had a drivers license and did cocaine.