Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Mission Jusenkyo ❯ Women Problems ( Chapter 3 )

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Yaten: Last time on Mission Jusenkyo. The G-boys learn the cure to...

Zel: Oh God, Now she's doing recaps, why didn't I hide that candy
supply?

Yaten: That was you I saw rifling through my desk drawer then.

Zel: Ummm, well?

Yaten: Never Mind. I've been turning this idea over in my head.

Aisha: I thought I smelt something burning.

Yaten: Maybe we should make Hilde road kill

Zel: This is it; I'm going to get you help. The voodoo doll was
admittedly kinda funny. And the attempt at cursing her was far enough.
The shrine in your room is just way past freaky.

Yaten: I can't help it if I believe Duo and Heero should be together.

Hee-chan: That's not possible

Yaten: Physically yes it is but that's not what we mean here. We mean
(sparkly eyes) that the bonds of love have drawn Duo and Heero
together that they might be eternally united

Hee-chan: Bull

Yaten: Would you rather Heero and Relena?

Hee-chan: Umm well no

Yaten: Then this is the best choice

Hee-chan: Is not

Yaten: Is too

Hee-chan: Is not

Yaten: Is too

Zel: (sweatdrop) I think we should just start the story without them.

Aisha: I think they're about to start fist fighting

Zel: When anime goes bad. Well on with the story....

Author's notes: A lot of reference to PMS. No I am not making lightly
of it; I just want a guy to finally experience the aspects of it. Of
course, Duo only experienced to=the violent part. Language and Bad
Mother Nature ahead. Heero abuse too.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, nada, zilch. This computer I'm typing on
doesn't even belong to me. Much less Gundam Wing and Ranma .

Mission Jusenkyo

Chapter 3: Women Problems

By: Yaten, Aisha, Zel, and Hee-Chan

Wufei looked around at the hotel room he was in. It wasn't that bad,
homely looking if you thought about it. He took a seat by the window
and stared out of it. Considering the earlier events, it was a
surprise that they hadn't been killed. After Duo getting PMS fits, not
to mention Relena's shrieking, it really was a wonder they alive.
Maybe the author was just playing a sick joke. (Maybe I am but he'll
never know)

Following the hot water, Duo had burst out into maniacal laughter,
Relena had received a nosebleed, and the game of cat and mouse had
ended. Heero had threatened Duo, because Duo had suggested that Heero
get the hot water first.

Now on with the continuance of this event, Relena had a roll of tissue
and was attempting to stop a nosebleed, the cat and mouse were still
staring, the pig was gaining consciousness, and Duo was still laughing
manically. (Some things never change) Now we'll take the time to
explain these events.

You see, what don't ducks wear. The answer, nothing, ducks wear
nothing! (Funny joke right? No.) So guess what Mr. Duck was without
when he transformed back?

"Mr. Perfect Soldier in his birthday suit!" Duo managed to squeeze out
between guffaws. Tears were streaming down her face. (For those who
don't remember, Duo has been Jusenkyoized, in other words, he is now a
she.) Her face was flushed from lack of oxygen.

*5 minutes later*

Heero had now been provided with clothes. He was wearing a muddy brown
shirt that buttoned in front. The sleeves were so short they were up
to his elbows. The pants rode high on his ankles. (High waters, the
story of my life) The only thing that actually fit were the shoes. Duo
began to laugh harder.

Heero was feeling the need for revenge. "At least I don't have
breasts." This one statement stopped Duo's laughter short.

Right before Heero's eyes, Duo's bright amethyst eyes began filling up
with tears. Heero began to look uneasy.

"Th-th-that was s-s-so mean Heero." Duo said before bursting into
tears.

Heero couldn't figure out why Duo was crying. The God of Death reduced
to tears because of an insult? Since Heero was so deep in his musings,
he didn't see the slap that followed Duo's outburst.

The perfect soldier was in shock. The red handprint on his face, was
evidence enough of Duo's assault.

Wufei looked on shocked as Duo went from crybaby to murderous in one
second. He watched as Duo methodically beat the crap out of Heero. In
the back of his tiny mind he was thinking, Duo was beginning to act
like he had, PMS.

*20 minutes later*

Duo had gotten a dosage of hot water, and had calmed down. Heero was
still unconscious. Quatre was holding an ice pack to the bump on his
head. Trowa was just sitting there. Relena was attempting to get as
far away as possible from Duo. Hilde was still laughing at Heero.

Duo didn't feel contrite at all for taking out a few frustrations per
say on Heero. He couldn't remember what Heero had said, but he'd
probably deserved it.

Because of Duo's violent outburst, they had been kicked out and forced
to find their own way to Nerima.

It waited until they were halfway there. It waited until they thought
they were safe. Realistically though, you're never really safe from
it. It waits until you least suspect it, and then sneaks up on you. It
waits until inconvenient moments so it can catch you by surprise.
That's right ladies and gentlemen; I'm talking about nice, cold, wet,
rain.

Let's review, what happens when they're hit by cold water, for those
of you who don't know:

"Quack Quack Quack" Translation: I really hate this

"Squeak Squeak" Translation: You think we like it any better

"Meeeooooowww" Translation: I can assure you we don't

"Injustice, bitchy mother nature"

"I hate rain"

"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! How am I going to make Heero fall in
love with me if he's a duck?"

*Sweatdrop*

"I guess you'll have to love him for who he is"

"Quack Quack Quack Quack" Translation: I wish a slow death on you Duo

"I love you too Mr. Duckie"

Wufei continued to stare out of the window. Today was had been one of
those days that made you wish tomorrow would never come.

Meanwhile, Mother Nature was laughing it up in her home. She found the
silly trials of the humans funny. She decided, maybe it was time for
some more fun. She watched as more plans were ruined by the rain. She
laughed the bitch, but don't worry readers, she'll get hers.

Zel: Since Hee-chan and Yaten are still fist fighting, I guess it's up
to me and Aisha to give the ending remarks

Aisha: Oooh and another blow to the head

Zel: (sweatdrop) Well it's up to me then. See you readers next chapter
Bye!

C&C appreciated.

Have you ever had questions you wanted to ask your favorite anime
character? Well now, we industrious authors are starting a talk show
in which you ask the questions. Just e-mail your questions to
[1]yazh@gundamwing.org, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible

Aisha: Talk show?

Zel: From what Yaten says

Aisha: Oh

Well, Buh bye,

The Authors (typing all those names is a waste of my precious time)

References

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